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Refuse to grow old gracefully. Leave like you came in—kicking
and raising a stink.
Jacketless Hardcover5 x 5 in, 240 PagesFlip CartoonPub Date: March 2019
The only thing worse than a lawn mower that won’t start is
one that will.
Nothing is impossible, except peeing in a naked man's pocket.
Judge Roy English
Small minds and
big mouths
have a way
of hooking up.
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ENGLISH Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.
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Life isn’t always fair, but things
have a way of working out.
Older country folks
know a lot of stuff
that ain’t wrote
down nowhere.
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The acorn doesn’t fall
far from the tree.
but some nuts roll a
long way from
their roots.
Lazy and
Quarrelsome are
ugly sisters.
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Make yourself
useful.
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If you can’t
weave a
blanket,
mend a sock.
Don’t loan money to a friend. Give it to him. You’ll have a
better chance of being repaid.
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Behold the
gift of a brand
new day.
Take time to call all politicians who oppose prayer in school and
give them a good cussing.
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Tell the grandkids your
computer is broken
so they will have to
listen to your stories.
To have a good
neighbor, be a
good neighbor.
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When it comes to
telemarketers, the
rule you taught
the little kids now
applies to you: Don’t
talk to strangers!
There’s a shovel to fit every hand. find yours.