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Step By Step

100 (Mostly) SasuSaku Drabbles

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a/n: Otherwise titled,The 8th Stone

s Attempt to Shorten Her Writing.

Will try to

limit each drabble to 500 words or less, but my goal is an average of 100

wordswhich, as you can see from this chapter, probably wont happen.

This fic will mostly contain SasuSaku. I think a few General will pop up here and there,

and a few non-Sasuke or Sakura centric fic, but thats about it.

WORD COUNT: 500 words (counting the title).

1. Fail Males Here

I dont want to go to your Fail Male Club, said Sasuke.

Again, its Dating a Girl 101, Sakura corrected, adjusting her glasses. And since I,

your best friend, am founding this class, you have no choice!

He rolled his eyes. Im leaving.

But before he could take a step, Sakura got hold of his shirt collar. Without warning,

she opened the door and threw him in.

He was knocked to the ground by the force of her superhuman strength. Rubbing hissore arm, he looked up and saw Sakura entering the classroom.

Bachelors of Konoha High! she declared, and the chattering died. Sasuke glanced

around the classroom and found it crammed, completely full.

Sakura walked to the front of the room and slammed her hands down on the

teachers podium. A chip-eating boy in the front row jumped.

Sasuke watched in amazement as the normally reserved Sakura picked up a piece of

chalk and wrote down, in big bold letters, DATING A GIRL 101.

She whirled around, facing the crowd of dumbfounded boys and barked, How many

of you in this room never went on a date before?

Silence.

She crossed her arms impatiently. I repeat, how many of you never ever asked a girl

out, took her to a movie, got her dinner, and sent her back home with a I had a great

time, see you next week?

A quarter of the boys lifted their arms tentatively.

It doesnt count if she left you in the middle with an excuse to go somewhere else

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but never came to you for a second date.

A few other boys grumbled quietly as they raised their hands.

Sasuke leaned against a wall, not understanding what was happening.

Sakura nodded. Put your hands down. Now, how many of you never held hands with

a girl before?

More hands rose.

How many of you never kissed a girl before, mouth-to-mouth?

Half of the class had their hands up.

How many of you never get past first base?

All but five raised their hands this time.

Sakura nodded again. Put your hands down. Now... how many of you do not have a

girlfriend?

It was a pointless question. Every single boy in the room except for Sasuke himself

had their hands in the air.

Sakura smiled. Gentlemen, in this room, we have nerds, Goths, loners, and geeks.

You are all what the world call losers.

A few boys looked as if they wanted to protest, but Sakuras glare shut them up

nicely.

I will not sugarcoat the truth for you, said Sakura. As the outcasts of the teenage

society, we all know equality is for shit. I wont waste my time with flattery. Here, you

will learn what you have all failed to do before. Here, you will learn how to become

attractive. Here, you will learn how to win.

Welcome to my class. My name is Sakura Haruno, and I will teach you how to get

the girl.

a/n: This one is all over the place, sorry.