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New Age Potential Questionnaire

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The New Age is a very loose mixture of ancient mythologies, modern science and Eastern religions that defies precise definition.

The New Age is dedicated to increasing personal and planetary awareness, that is essential for avoiding life-flunking and unwanted incarnations.

On the right you will find a sample of a typical New Age prayer.

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The following questionnaire has been designed specifically to provide a fair evaluation of your intrinsic New Age knowledge as well as to give you a pretty good idea of your New Age potential and chances of getting life right the first time around.

Answer the following questions as best you can without consulting Jean Dixon, Dear Abby, or anyone who has been dead for over 5,000 years.

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1. You think of 1. You think of life as...life as...

a) a grinda) a grind

b) a magazineb) a magazine

c) a learning c) a learning experienceexperience

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2. You think of 2. You think of death as...death as...

a) painfula) painful

b) finalb) final

c) a new beginningc) a new beginning

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3. You believe 3. You believe that chakras are...that chakras are...

a) candy barsa) candy bars

b) a spicy b) a spicy Pakistani curry Pakistani curry dishdish

c) important for c) important for body and soul body and soul togethernesstogetherness

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4. You think a 4. You think a high colonic is...high colonic is...

a) the Eiffel Towera) the Eiffel Tower

b) a tall spiritual b) a tall spiritual leaderleader

c) inspirational c) inspirational irrigation and a irrigation and a good timegood time

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5. You think ESP is...5. You think ESP is...

a) something women a) something women have before their have before their periodsperiods

b) a high-performance b) a high-performance motor oilmotor oil

c) a natural c) a natural potentialitypotentiality

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6. You believe that 6. You believe that Lazarus is...Lazarus is...

a) someone raised a) someone raised from the dead by from the dead by JesusJesus

b) a 100% pure b) a 100% pure bioactive vegetable bioactive vegetable mouthwashmouthwash

c) a channeled entity c) a channeled entity who talks funnywho talks funny

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7. You think the 7. You think the right brain is...right brain is...

a) correcta) correct

b) creativeb) creative

c) not in YOUR c) not in YOUR headhead

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8. You think the 8. You think the left brain is...left brain is...

a) logicala) logical

b) liberalb) liberal

c) not always c) not always rightright

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9. You think yin 9. You think yin and yang...and yang...

a) can't mate in a) can't mate in captivitycaptivity

b) are Chinese b) are Chinese traffic signalstraffic signals

c) are made for c) are made for each othereach other

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10. You think the 10. You think the astral plane is...astral plane is...

a) faster than the a) faster than the ConcordeConcorde

b) an outer-space b) an outer-space woodworking woodworking tooltool

c) a soul-service c) a soul-service rest arearest area

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11. You feel that 11. You feel that cigarettes are...cigarettes are...

a) a nasty habita) a nasty habit

b) carcinogenicb) carcinogenic

c) okay if c) okay if sansemillasansemilla

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12. You thank 12. You thank people for people for sharing...sharing...

a) their seatsa) their seats

b) beach housesb) beach houses

c) detailed c) detailed descriptions of descriptions of intimate bodily intimate bodily functionsfunctions

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13. You think an 13. You think an out-of-body out-of-body experience is...experience is...

a) having a babya) having a baby

b) faking an b) faking an orgasmorgasm

c) better than the c) better than the BahamasBahamas

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14. You think a 14. You think a mantra is...mantra is...

a) a giant insecta) a giant insect

b) a Korean carb) a Korean car

c) a sacred chantc) a sacred chant

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15. You would be 15. You would be most upset if you most upset if you were...were...

a) out of moneya) out of money

b) out of luckb) out of luck

c) out of herbal c) out of herbal teatea

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16. You believe 16. You believe that essential oils that essential oils are...are...

a) ingredients in a) ingredients in shampooshampoo

b) low in b) low in cholesterolcholesterol

c) physically c) physically upliftinguplifting

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17. You think 17. You think channeling is...channeling is...a) switching TV a) switching TV stationsstationsb) swimming b) swimming from France to from France to EnglandEnglandc) a rewarding c) a rewarding dead entity jobdead entity job

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18. You think Machu 18. You think Machu Picchu is...Picchu is...

a) a famous French a) a famous French mimemime

b) a spicy Pakistani b) a spicy Pakistani rice dishrice dish

c) a Peruvian global c) a Peruvian global power plantpower plant

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How did you score…How did you score…If you answered c) to all or If you answered c) to all or most of the questionsmost of the questions: Your : Your New Age potential is New Age potential is undeniable. You're not only undeniable. You're not only ready to learn how to avoid ready to learn how to avoid reincarnation, you're willing reincarnation, you're willing and able to die right now.and able to die right now.

If you didn't answer c) to all or If you didn't answer c) to all or most of the questionsmost of the questions: Your : Your New Age potential is a cosmic New Age potential is a cosmic joke. Don't worry about joke. Don't worry about reincarnating -- nobody even reincarnating -- nobody even knows you're alive!knows you're alive!

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CT-103 A New Consciousness for a New AgeEP-111 Introduction to the Aquarian AgeEP-112 A Metaphysical View of the Aquarian Age

You can find a complete listing of our courses on our website at http://www.cms.edu/descrip.html

The College of Metaphysical Studies (CMS), located in Clearwater, Florida, has been a leader in metaphysical and spiritual education since 1986. CMS was formed after extensive evaluation of the educational needs of the Metaphysical, New Age, New Thought, Neo-Pagan and modern spiritual communities.

We are authorized by the Commission for Independent Education, Independent Colleges and Universities, Florida Department of Education to operate as a private, non-secular college and to issue Associate, Bachelor, Master and Doctorate Degrees in metaphysics, religion, spiritual awareness, spiritual and holistic healing, esoteric studies, parapsychology, and the entire allied metaphysical field. CMS trains and certifies ministers, spiritual and holistic healers, teachers, pastoral counselors, mediums, intuitive practitioners, past-life regression facilitators and administrators. Certification is by the New Awareness Ministries, International (NAMI).

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