101 ways to die
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101 WAYS TO DIEby The Hardcorps, Kuwiet Girl and The Keindy
Man
1. Slit your neck with a papercut.
2. Drown yourself in the toiletbowl.
3. Jump off a bungalow.
4. Stand on the roof and wait for a
plane to hit you.
5. Drink water til youre full. VERY
full!
6. Eat til you explode.
7. Drink paint.
8. Poke your veins
9. Run across the road while its
rush hour
10.Hang yourself with yarn.
11.Hold your breath.
12.Bandage your nose (til you cantbreathe)
13.Eat a whole apple. Swallow it
whole.
14.Scare yourself in front of the
mirror.
15.Dont eat.
16.Purposely trip on a rock.
17.Volunteer to be murdered.
18.Go skydiving. Without a
parachute
19.Eat yourself.
20.Listen to super loud music. Wait
for your eardrums to explode.
21.Read a whole book about
Algebra.
22.Stare at your favorite celebrity.
23.Stand near the TV. Until the
radiation kills you.
24.Listen to a Justin Bieber song.
25.Enter a lion cage.
26.Sprinkle powder on the floor.
Slide and hit your head on the
floor.
27.Surf the web. Try to drown.
28.Eat live ants.
29.Play Slenderman.
30.Never sleep.
31.Slam the car door. With your
hand inside.
32.Sleep while driving.
33.Lick a diaper.
34.Bury yourself.
35.Harakiri with a stick.
36.Squeeze yourself in the freezer.
37.Lock yourself in the closet.
38.Eat solid gold.
39.Plug your tongue in a power
outlet.
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40.Hit your head with the heels of
a stiletto.
41.Stay underwater for 2 hours.
42.Wrap your head with a plastic
bag.
43.Sniff a pites of Coke.
44.Strap yourself on a rocket.
45.Burn your house and pretend
its sauna
46.Only eat fastfood and drink oil
47.Play Diablo III (Dont press start)
48.Have someone stare at you (til
you melt)
49.Dive inside a septic tank (choco
fudge of death)
50.Tan yourself on the beach
(using a grill)
51.Eat a bag of jalapenos
52.Snort cinammon powder
53.use the pencils eraser to clean
your ears
54.Inhale water
55.Slash your veins using a round
object
56.Cut your heart out with a spoon
57.Lick the tip of a ballpoint pen (til
the ink leaks out)
58.Wait for a flood to enter your
house. Dont turn off the main
power supply
59.Tip off the edge of the world
60.Open your mouth and wait for a
swarm of hornets to come in
61.Pretend your window is a swing
62.Unfriend someone on FB
63.Show a failed test to your mom
64.Do not run when a dog chases
you
65.Drive at 400mph
66.Buy a pet tarantula and lose it
in your house
67.Step in a spiked trap
68.Purposely choke on hotdog
69.Talk in a failed grammar on the
internet
70.Throw a thermometer on the
floor
71.Balance on one foot (on a
skyscraper)
72.Loosen the screws of the
propeller of the fan (then turn it
on)
73.Drop a toy grenade (then
realize its real)
74.Inentionally slip yourself on a
banana peel
75.Sniff a sock
76.step on a thumbtack
77.Wrap yourself with barbed wire
78.Have an english conversation
with Marielle
79.Do not repost chain letters
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80.Flood notifs with game request
81.Step on an ant hill
82.Have a staring contest with Sir
Junell (while he is wearing circle
lenses)
83.Watch a horror movie at
midnight alone
84.Pluck out your nose hair
85.Eat a moldy bread
86.Smell the lace of your ID after
PE
87.Sit between Jhoane and Sam
(try it and you will find out)
88.Go to a deserted island alone
with nothing
89.Talk to the hand. Literally.
90.Sit under a coconut tree. Wait
for a coconut to fall on your
head.
91.Play hide and seek with your
shadow
92.Run/charge the police with a
knife
93.Think of nothing all day
94.Get tickled
95.Get a lot of guys chasing after
you
96.Eat your failed test paper (This
cant be a problem if youre
good in school, but if youre not,
well...)
97.Drive a car (with no idea how
to)
98.Headbutt a wall
99.Spray hairspray. (only on your
face)
100. Insult Kim Jong Il while in
North Korea
101. Eat an apple that was
given to you by an old hag.