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101 WAYS TO DIEby The Hardcorps, Kuwiet Girl and The Keindy

Man

1. Slit your neck with a papercut.

2. Drown yourself in the toiletbowl.

3. Jump off a bungalow.

4. Stand on the roof and wait for a

plane to hit you.

5. Drink water til youre full. VERY

full!

6. Eat til you explode.

7. Drink paint.

8. Poke your veins

9. Run across the road while its

rush hour

10.Hang yourself with yarn.

11.Hold your breath.

12.Bandage your nose (til you cantbreathe)

13.Eat a whole apple. Swallow it

whole.

14.Scare yourself in front of the

mirror.

15.Dont eat.

16.Purposely trip on a rock.

17.Volunteer to be murdered.

18.Go skydiving. Without a

parachute

19.Eat yourself.

20.Listen to super loud music. Wait

for your eardrums to explode.

21.Read a whole book about

Algebra.

22.Stare at your favorite celebrity.

23.Stand near the TV. Until the

radiation kills you.

24.Listen to a Justin Bieber song.

25.Enter a lion cage.

26.Sprinkle powder on the floor.

Slide and hit your head on the

floor.

27.Surf the web. Try to drown.

28.Eat live ants.

29.Play Slenderman.

30.Never sleep.

31.Slam the car door. With your

hand inside.

32.Sleep while driving.

33.Lick a diaper.

34.Bury yourself.

35.Harakiri with a stick.

36.Squeeze yourself in the freezer.

37.Lock yourself in the closet.

38.Eat solid gold.

39.Plug your tongue in a power

outlet.

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40.Hit your head with the heels of

a stiletto.

41.Stay underwater for 2 hours.

42.Wrap your head with a plastic

bag.

43.Sniff a pites of Coke.

44.Strap yourself on a rocket.

45.Burn your house and pretend

its sauna

46.Only eat fastfood and drink oil

47.Play Diablo III (Dont press start)

48.Have someone stare at you (til

you melt)

49.Dive inside a septic tank (choco

fudge of death)

50.Tan yourself on the beach

(using a grill)

51.Eat a bag of jalapenos

52.Snort cinammon powder

53.use the pencils eraser to clean

your ears

54.Inhale water

55.Slash your veins using a round

object

56.Cut your heart out with a spoon

57.Lick the tip of a ballpoint pen (til

the ink leaks out)

58.Wait for a flood to enter your

house. Dont turn off the main

power supply

59.Tip off the edge of the world

60.Open your mouth and wait for a

swarm of hornets to come in

61.Pretend your window is a swing

62.Unfriend someone on FB

63.Show a failed test to your mom

64.Do not run when a dog chases

you

65.Drive at 400mph

66.Buy a pet tarantula and lose it

in your house

67.Step in a spiked trap

68.Purposely choke on hotdog

69.Talk in a failed grammar on the

internet

70.Throw a thermometer on the

floor

71.Balance on one foot (on a

skyscraper)

72.Loosen the screws of the

propeller of the fan (then turn it

on)

73.Drop a toy grenade (then

realize its real)

74.Inentionally slip yourself on a

banana peel

75.Sniff a sock

76.step on a thumbtack

77.Wrap yourself with barbed wire

78.Have an english conversation

with Marielle

79.Do not repost chain letters

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80.Flood notifs with game request

81.Step on an ant hill

82.Have a staring contest with Sir

Junell (while he is wearing circle

lenses)

83.Watch a horror movie at

midnight alone

84.Pluck out your nose hair

85.Eat a moldy bread

86.Smell the lace of your ID after

PE

87.Sit between Jhoane and Sam

(try it and you will find out)

88.Go to a deserted island alone

with nothing

89.Talk to the hand. Literally.

90.Sit under a coconut tree. Wait

for a coconut to fall on your

head.

91.Play hide and seek with your

shadow

92.Run/charge the police with a

knife

93.Think of nothing all day

94.Get tickled

95.Get a lot of guys chasing after

you

96.Eat your failed test paper (This

cant be a problem if youre

good in school, but if youre not,

well...)

97.Drive a car (with no idea how

to)

98.Headbutt a wall

99.Spray hairspray. (only on your

face)

100. Insult Kim Jong Il while in

North Korea

101. Eat an apple that was

given to you by an old hag.