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    101 Ways to Get Kicked Out OF Walmart

    1.Ride the bicycles/skateboards/etc all around the store yelling "WEEEE"

    2.Climb on top of the Shelves and jump into a cart.

    3.Take the cart and ram it into the shelves or store workers!

    4.Slide around on the floor with soap attached to your butt.

    5.Chase the customers around the store!

    6.Lick all the spongess!

    7.Wear the meakup and bras asking the customers how you look!

    8.Take all of the food and start a food fight with the workers or not.

    9.Smash all the vases and glasses

    10.Play bowling with the soda bottles and raw chickens, or turkeys and roll the

    turkey/chicken between shoppers legs or in between each shopper.

    11.Sing your favorite song through the mic!

    12.Tell everonye that everythign is now FREE through the mic!

    13.Put there clothes over yours and roll in a cake!

    14.Take the merchandise and throw it at the custmers!

    15.Take the customers' items and throw it at them!!

    16.Start yelling at every one there then say that there fat pigs to the skinniest ones then go

    on the mic and yell party's in the bathroom free food.

    17.Tape pigs feet to the bottom of your shoes and ice skate around the store.

    18.Pull the fire alarm.

    19.Turn on all the radios and turn them up ALL the way.

    20.Take the toy guns and shoot the people!

    21.Take toilet paper and wrap all the customers and workers

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    22.Go behind the cashiers and make faces at them and give them bunny ears.

    23.Take liver and start a liverball war.

    24.Roll the balls everywhere

    25.Throw the bouncy balls down an aisle screaming, *random Pokemon here* I choose

    you!

    26.Take 200 gallons of soapy water and dump in on the floor, sliding down the isle's on

    your stomach yelling "IM A PENGUIN!"

    27.Have a bunch of friends camp out in the outdoor section..put up tents, make smoreswith a camp fire, and sing Kum Bah Yah!

    28.Take all the Battas out and put them in fish tanks.

    29.Capture the manager and make all the customers leave, then realese him to chase

    them.

    30.Take some steak sauce and pour it on all the customers.

    31.Play frisbee with the DVDs.

    32.Get a fishing rod and fish in the tanks.

    33.Take the fishing stuff and fish out peoples wallets, then put them on the floor or their

    cart.

    34.Run around like a Maniac saying you've lost you pet Llama and asking shoppers if

    they've seen him.

    35.Get a group of friends and have shopping cart races through the aisles. Don't forget the

    caution tape/ribbon/party paper stuffs at the end of the aisles to see who breaks it first!

    36.Get 24 thongs and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

    37.Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

    38.Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

    39.Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares.....and see what happens.

    40.Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

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    41.Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

    42.Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in ifthey'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

    43.When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you peoplejust leave me alone?'

    44.Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

    45.While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the

    anti- depressants are.

    46.Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

    47.Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly,

    'There is no toilet paper in here!'

    48.When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position andscream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

    49.Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

    50.Steal someone's Dora toy and yell, "Swiper, no swiping!"

    51.Go up to a man, start crying, and then scream, "YOU AREN'T MY MOMMY!"

    52.Dart through the clothing throwing socks and underwear at people.

    53.Superglue a dollar to the floor, then hide in the merchandise and wait.

    54.Switch the prices on everything.

    55.Switch the labels on the cans, so someone buys peaches and opens it to find green

    beans.

    56.Go into the dressing room, wait until other people come in too, and then yell loudy, "I

    see London, I see France..."

    57.Talk on the cell phone loudly. "REALLY? NOWAI!"

    58.Run around in a gorilla costume.

    59.Hide in someone's shopping cart when they're not looking, and when they say

    something, say, "Do you mind? I'm hibernating here!"

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    60.Sing your favorite song out loud and ask customers/workers if you're good.

    61.(If you can) find some scary costumes or something scary and spook the little kids.Ifthe parents tell you to stop say,"I thought it was Halloween!"

    62.Switch merchandiese E.X Put the boys clothes in the girls section and the girls clothesin the boys section. When a girl/boy goes to their section tell them "Your in the wrong

    section!!"

    63.Smash pie in a clerk's face.

    64.Make it rain inside.

    65.Throw skittles at people yelling "TASTE THE RAINBOW!"

    66.Station yourself outside of the pet items and snarl at people who walk by...or hiss...

    67.Call and ask to speak to the seafood dept. When you get an associate ask them if they

    sell lobsters that will torture slaves.

    68.Call and ask to speak to someone about some form of jewelry. When you are

    connected to the jewelry department tell them you are calling about some sort of

    electronic's item. When they connect you to electronic's say you have questions aboutjewelry again. Keep going back and forth until one of the associates gets the manager on

    the phone.

    69.Act like you are going to buy live lobsters...about a dozen or so. Take them to some

    other department and take off the rubber bands and place them in strategic locations.

    70.Play on the display slides outside.

    71.Get two or more wheel chairs(Depends on how many friends that came with you) andrace from the beginning of Wal mart to the end and who ever gets there first gets to shout

    "I WOOOONNNN!!!!".

    72.Open up all the Betta lids.

    73.Take all the bouncy balls and bounce them around.

    74.Play cards in the middle of the aisles.

    75.Go through and "taste test" most of the items in the bakery or deli department-including the birthday cakes- If any one asks, tell them you are the health inspector

    checking the freshness of the food served here.

    76.Race in shopping carts through the parking lot.

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    77.Follow the floor cleaning guy around the store and repeatedly ask to fondle his waxer.

    78.Put a collar on yourself,tie a leash to one of the shelves,attach the leash to the

    collar,then try to pull away while on the leash every time someone walks by.Snarl and

    bark at the people and throw your arms around like you are trying to grab them.

    79.Open a bag of dog food,then throw the food in the air from on top of one of those tall

    ladders and yell "FREE FOOD,NICE AND CRUNCHY",then run down go to the mic.and yell "CLEAN UP IN FISHY MALL"

    80.Go into the bathroom,put on a bra and thong and draw with makeup on yourself.Then

    run around the store and yell "ROLLY POLLY OLLY AND THE DOGISH FISHY IN AMOVIE BED"

    81.Go in all the woman's/men's bathrooms and turn on all the sinks, leave them on

    82.Try to use a Target coupon that has already expired.

    83.Try to put a box of cereal on layaway.

    84.Shove a cart into someone and run around the place screaming 'I RAN OVER A

    LADY!'

    85.Remove ALL the price tags from the aisle racks.

    86.Sneak you dog(s) into Walmart and let them loose. Then scream 'THE DOGS GOT

    LOOSE! THEY"RE GUNNA ATTACK!' Or if it doesn't have a pet isle, do it at pets-

    mart or something.

    87.While cutting cheese with a knife, yell 'Who cut the cheese? Oh! I am!'

    88.Get all the bras. Then tie each strap on a pole or something. Then get items and put

    them in it. Pull it back a let a rip!

    89.Steal peoples carts while they aren't looking.

    90.Go into the bathroom and scream 'I don't see the changing hooks!'

    91.Grab all the balls, even baseballs, and let 'em roll!

    92.Get all the baby clothes and stuff them into one cart, then hide it. Then scream'WHERE ARE THE BABY CLOTHES?'

    93.Run around the store singing a Hollywood Undead store and chase people.

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    94.Randomly hug the workers and customers and ask them if you can put bras on them.

    95.Eat the staff!

    96.Untie a balloon and let it float to the ceiling!

    97.Play basketbaall with some friends in the sport section.

    98.Hit someone in the back of the head with a balloon and crouch down so they don't seeyou.

    99.Poke cashiers when they aren't looking.

    100.Run around pushing a cart yelling random things.

    101.Open some bags of ice, pour them on the ground, then build an igloo and tell other

    customers they can come if they bring more ice and furs.