124 christmas every day

The Fairly OddParents

“Christmas Every Day”RECORDING SCRIPT

(A Half-Hour Holiday Special)#124 & #125

Written By:Butch Hartman and Steve Marmel

First Draft:2/28/01Second Draft:3/14/01Third Draft:3/28/01Fourth Draft:4/4/01Final Draft:4/6/01Recording Draft:5/7/01

Nickelodeon Animation Studiosc 2001 Viacom International Inc. All rights reserved

The Fairly OddParents: “Christmas Every Day” RECORDING SCRIPT 5.7.01

ACT I

FADE IN:

EXT. DIMMSDALE - THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMASPUSH IN ON A GAZEBO where SEVERAL CHRISTMAS CAROLERS sing as big fluffy flakes of holiday SNOW fall around them.

1. CAROLERS(singing) On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, a partridge in a pear tree...

CAMERA PANS through the town. The streets and storefronts are ablaze with Christmas lights and decorations. PEOPLE scurry back and forth as they shop.

2. PEOPLE(Scurry Walla)

DISSOLVE TO:EXT. AN ELECTRONICS STORE - SAME TIME

Dozens of TVs are tuned to the same channel. PEOPLE scurry back and forth in front of the display as the camera PUSHES IN on one particular TV.

ON TV - We see our local newscaster CHET UBETCHA.

3. CHET UBETCHAYes, with the partridge in a pear tree crisis over, it’s Christmas time again. Good evening Dimmsdale, it’s Christmas and I’m Chet Ubetcha.

A CITY WORKER hangs LIGHTS on the town CHRISTMAS TREE. THREE KIDS build a SANTA SNOWMAN. TWO OTHER CITY WORKERS paint CANDY CANE STRIPES around streetlight poles.

4. CHET UBETCHA (OS)Yes, Christmas! Better than Easter!More loving than Valentine’s Day! And nowhere near as useless as Arbor Day!

EXT. TOWN SQUARE - THREE BIG STATUES of THE EASTER BUNNY, CUPID and a big TREE GUY are pulled away by ARMY TANKS and replaced with an EVEN MORE IMPRESSIVE SANTA STATUE.

5. CHET UBETCHA (OS)

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..even the bitterest of enemies have put their differences aside...

ON A DOG and a POSTMAN WITH RIPPED PANTS squaring off. The postman hands the dog a wrapped BONE. The dog gives the policeman A NEW PAIR OF PANTS.

6. CHET UBETCHA (cont’d) (os)...as everyone anxiously prepares for the arrival of Santa Claus...

A KID stands on the roof of his house, putting up LANDING LIGHTS and a PARKING SPACE for Santa.

7. CHET UBETCHA I’m Chet Ubetcha saying, I Ho, Ho, Hope you have a Merry Christmas.

PULL BACK to see it was the TV in TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM. TIMMY, dressed as an ELF, stands in the middle of an enormous pile of WRAPPED GIFTS as he finishes wrapping the last one. COSMO and WANDA are nearby as PACKAGES.

8. TIMMY(angrily) Ugh!

9. WANDAWhat’s wrong, Timmy?

10. TIMMYMerry Christmas? I’ll bet he never had to spend Christmas Eve with Vicky!

VICKY enters with a teetering pile of heavy FRUITCAKES.

11. VICKY Hey, Frosty the Snowtwerp, got some more fruitcakes for you to wrap!

She drops the heavy load on Timmy and happily prances OS. Cosmo and Wanda <POOF!> into their normal selves.

12. TIMMYBoy, every Christmas Eve I’m stuck doing whatever Vicky tells me to do.

13. COSMOI know! Remember last Christmas when she sold you and your friends as ice sculptures?

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RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:FLASHBACK - EXT. FREEWAY

The previous Christmas. It’s freezing outside. Vicky stands on the shoulder of a busy FREEWAY, next to a big ‘ICE SCULPTURES FOR SALE’ sign. PULL BACK to see Timmy, CHESTER and AJ - each frozen solid, encased in ice - next to her. DAD pulls up next to the display.

14. DADOooh! I’ll take the Chester and AJ Ice Sculptures! Timmy’ll love these!

Dad hands Vicky a wad of CASH and drives away as Timmy watches helplessly.

15. TIMMY...so cold...

THE ICE SHATTERS AND TIMMY MAKES A BREAK FOR IT.

16. TIMMY I’m free!!!

He doesn’t get two steps when Vicky douses him with water and he freezes solid in a running pose.

17. TIMMY So cold....

RIPPLE DISSOLVE TO:BACK IN TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM

Timmy finishes talking to Cosmo and Wanda.

18. TIMMYMan, every Christmas Eve, my parents are out shopping and I’m stuck here with Vicky.

Timmy looks at the CALENDAR ON THE WALL. PUSH IN ON: DECEMBER 25TH. CHRISTMAS!

19. TIMMYBut it’s worth it. Because tomorrow’s Christmas! The greatest day ever!

20. WANDAINCOMING!

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POOF! They turn into STOCKINGS hanging on the fireplace. Vicky drives in on a FORKLIFT carrying one HUGE FRUITCAKE. She drops it on Timmy.

21. VICKYThat’s the last one.

22. TIMMYWho are all these gifts for?

Vicky starts tossing Timmy’s previously wrapped fruitcakes into the blazing fire.

23. VICKYNobody! I just like making you work!

Suddenly, a HUGE SHOPPING BAG drops in through the chimney putting out the fire. MOM drops in after it and lands on top. She wears a big TURTLENECK CHRISTMAS SWEATER.

24. MOMMerry Christmas, Timmy!

DAD drops down the chimney, also in a Christmas sweater.

25. DADWe’re HO HO HOME!

26. MOM AND DAD(Laughter)

Mom and Dad stand together and their sweaters form a NEON IMAGE OF A REINDEER HAPPILY FLYING FROM ONE SHIRT TO THE OTHER.

ON VICKY - who instantly turns on the charm.

27. VICKYMerry Christmas, Mr. and Ms. Turner! Is it time for my Christmas bonus?

28. DADYep! This year you get to leave early!

Mom rolls Vicky out the door on a refrigerator DOLLY.

29. MOMBye, Vicky!

Timmy slams the door behind her and nails it shut.

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30. TIMMYVicky’s gone!!

31. MOMWhich means it’s time to decorate the house!

Mom reaches over to a BUST OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE, pulls it open, revealing a button. Dad hits the button. Suddenly, hidden panels on the wall, ceiling and floor open and revolve -- a CHRISTMAS TREE and other DECORATIONS spring up from everywhere.

31A. DAD(excited because of eggnog) Hey!

32. TIMMY(sighs happily) All right! Tomorrow’s Christmas! You don’t have to work, or shop or do anything that would make you bring Vicky back here, right?

33. MOMNope! All we have to do tomorrow is be with you, Timmy!

34. DADAnd drink eggnog! (beat) I mean, be with you, Noggy!

DISSOLVE TO:INT. TURNER’S HOUSE - CHRISTMAS MORNING

Timmy is at his window, waiting for something. Outside, it’s still dark.

35. TIMMYCome on... come on... I wish it were morning!

ANGLE ON - OUTSIDE - We see the MOON, the STARS and... as though Timmy were coaching it out of hiding... the sun barely peeks one lightray over the horizon -- BING!

36. TIMMY IT’S CHRISTMAS! IT’S CHRISTMAS! Merry Christmas!

Timmy runs out of his room.

INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - SECONDS LATER

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Mom and Dad are sound asleep. Dad lies cuddled up with an empty carton of EGGNOG.

37. DAD(SNORES) Egg (SNORES) Nog...

BAM! Timmy kicks the door open, leaps onto a SPRINGBOARD that’s conveniently near the entrance -- SPROING -- and does an amazing flying body slam onto the bed.

38. TIMMYMERRY CHRISTMAS!

Dad --half-asleep-- whips the carton behind his back.

39. DADMINE! ( beat) I mean MINE...EY CHRISTMAS, Timmy!

40. MOMMerry Christmas, Honey!

41. TIMMYCome on! Come on! Let’s see what Santa brought!

Timmy runs out. Dad follows. Mom looks around, sees the springboard, leaps onto it and flips OS.

CUT TO:INT. LIVING ROOM BALCONY – SAME TIME

Timmy runs up to the railing and looks over the balcony into the living room.

42. TIMMYWhoah! It’s amazing...and I don’t have to share any of this! I love being an only child!

TIMMY’S POV -- The most amazing spread of Christmas gifts in the history of television. Boxes of every size, shape and color fill the entire living room. Basically it’s an ocean - an ocean of toys. Mom and Dad sidle up to Timmy.

43. TIMMY GERONIMO!!!!

Mom smiles at Dad. Dad, thinking Mom is staring at the Eggnog, turns quickly away.

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44. DADMine!

CUT TO:INT. TOY JUNGLE - SAME TIME

The surface of the toys is like the surface of the ocean. The toys go on forever. Timmy comes up to the surface in a TOY SUBMARINE. The hatch pops up; Timmy rises like Robert Duvall in Apocalypse Now, shirtless, wearing a cowboy hat. Cosmo and Wanda, big smiles on their faces, pop in next to him.

45. COSMO/TIMMYI love the smell of Christmas in the morning!

46. WANDADIVE DIVE DIVE!

They all dive into the toys.

CUT TO:

INT. WITHIN THE TOY JUNGLE - SAME TIME

MUSICAL MONTAGE: ‘I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY’

47. TIMMYChristmas Day is here once more!

48. WANDAGifts and Love and Joy galore!

49. COSMOA special day that wipes the floor...

50. COSMO, WANDA AND TIMMYWith the other three hundred and sixty four!

BIG MUSICAL NUMBER!

51. TIMMYI wish every day could be Christmas. ‘Cuz Santa brings gifts every year!

INT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

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Inside it’s the child’s idea of Santa’s workshop. Santa is getting the sleigh ready looking at a Wish List.

52. TIMMY (VO)He’s reading my list, he’s feeding the deer... he’s hauling my gifts...

INT. TURNER HOUSE - SAME TIME

Timmy is underneath the Christmas tree.

53. TIMMY (VO)...from the North Pole to here!

Timmy paints a big ‘X marks the spot’ under the tree.

54. TIMMY I wish every day could be Christmas! ‘Cause every other holiday reeks! New Year’s Eve’s for Mom and Dad! The Easter Bunny’s Eggs smell really bad! Valentine’s Day always makes me sad!

Dad pops in.

55. DADCause Timmy just can’t get a girlfriend!

56. TIMMYWhat?

ON COSMO AND WANDA

57. COSMOI wish every day could be Christmas! ‘Cuz Nice fairies get their rewards!

58. WANDAI got pudding! I got slacks!

59. COSMOI got all my back hair waxed!

60. COSMO AND WANDASanta grants wishes while we relax!

61. COSMOAnd Timmy just can’t get a girlfriend!

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62. TIMMYStop that!

SHOTS OF Timmy, Mom, Dad and friends and Cosmo and Wanda enjoying the holiday.

63. TIMMY There’s just no other day like Christmas...my family stays here, it’s real cool... it’s just me, Mom and Dad... and I’m so very glad, there’s no Vicky, no Vicky, no school...

64. COSMOAnd no Vicky!

65. TIMMYRight!

DISSOLVE TO:INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - END OF SONG

Mom and Dad tuck Timmy into bed as he sings sleepily. Cosmo and Wanda are in the fishbowl, hearing every note.

66. TIMMY (drifting to sleep) I wish every day could be Christmas! Then I’d get the best gift of all! My parents stay home to say...

67. DAD...we love you, Noggy..!

68. TIMMYI wish every day could be Christmas... (sleepy sounds).. Wouldn’t Christmas each day be the coolest of all...(snore)… I wish it were Christmas each day! (snore, snore)

68A. TIMMY (ALT)Wouldn’t Christmas each day be the coolest of all...(snore)… I wish every day could be Christmas... (sleepy sounds).. I wish it were Christmas each day! (snore, snore)

Timmy falls asleep. Cosmo and Wanda share a nervous look.

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69. COSMOWell... he said ‘I wish.’

70. WANDAI know! I just wish he didn’t!

Cosmo and Wanda wave their wands and POOF!

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - THE NEXT MORNING (CHRISTMAS DAY 2)

The snow is deeper. It’s still dark. The sun barely peeks one light-ray over the horizon -- BING!

INT. TURNER HOME - SAME TIME

Timmy is looking out his window.

71. TIMMY IT’S CHRISTMAS! AGAIN!

Timmy runs out of his room! Again!

CUT TO:INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - SECONDS LATER

Mom and Dad are sound asleep. Dad lies cuddled up with an empty carton of EGGNOG. Again.

72. DAD(SNORES) Egg...(SNORES) Nog...

BAM! Timmy kicks the door open, leaps onto the springboard that’s conveniently near the entrance and does another flying body slam onto the bed.

73. TIMMYMERRY CHRISTMAS! AGAIN!

74. MOMBut, Honey, you have to go to school and we have to go to work!

75. TIMMYNo you don’t! Look!

Timmy points out the window and we see the same group of Christmas carolers on the street, singing:

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76. CAROLERSOn the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me.. two turtle doves and a...(continues)

Mom and Dad look out the window at another part of the street. They see the DOG and MAILMAN from earlier in the show, exchanging presents again.

ON DESK CALENDAR

Timmy flips “MONDAY: DEC. 25th - to “TUESDAY: DEC. 25th”.

77. TIMMYSee?

78. MOM Well...okay.

79. DADThe calendar’s never lied to me yet.

Timmy throws them on the springboard and they flip OS.

INT. BY THE BALCONY RAILING - SAME AS BEFORE

Timmy’s parents land on the railing, on their stomachs, and hang there like wet towels. They look out over the living room and see...

TIMMY’S PARENTS POV - ANOTHER sea of toys covers the living room. Weird!

80. TIMMYSee? Santa came! Again! It’s Christmas! Again!

Timmy puts on a SAFARI HELMET, grabs a FLASHLIGHT and leaps over the railing into the sea of toys.

81. TIMMY GERONIMO! AGAIN!

CUT TO:INT. SEA OF TOYS - SAME TIME

Timmy maniacally unwraps more gifts. Again. Cosmo and Wanda POOF IN.

82. TIMMY

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Guys! You did it! It’s Christmas again! And best of all, everybody believes it’s Christmas again!

83. COSMOWell, that was one big wish you made, sport!

84. WANDABut there’s something we really should tell you...

85. TIMMY(squealing with delight)

I’ve never been happier!

Timmy hugs Cosmo and Wanda.

86. TIMMY So... what were you going to say?

87. COSMOUh… (BEAT) DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

87A. TIMMYGERONIMO!

Timmy happily disappears into the sea of toys. Wanda glares at Cosmo.

88. COSMOWhat? Did you want to say something?

Two grappling HOOKS launch up, grab Cosmo and Wanda by the butt, and drag them down into the toys.

DISSOLVE TO:INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - NIGHT (DAY 2)

Dad and Mom tuck Timmy into bed. Timmy wears a SANTA HAT. Cosmo and Wanda are goldfish next to the bed.

89. MOMWe hope you enjoyed your second day of Christmas, Timmy!

Mom takes off Timmy’s Santa hat.

90. TIMMY

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These have been the best two Christmases ever! Wouldn’t it be great if we could be together like this all the time!

91. DADIt sure would, Timmy, but your Mother and I have to work! Eggnog doesn’t buy itself, you know!

92. MOMIf it kept being Christmas, I just don’t know what we’d do!

93. DADWe’d probably panic! Well goodnight!

The door shuts. Timmy smiles at Cosmo and Wanda who look on with growing unease.

DISSOLVE TO:

A CALENDAR -- It reads December 25th. A PAGE flies off. The page underneath also reads: December 25th.

INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - CHRISTMAS MORNING DAY 3

Mom and Dad are asleep.

94. TIMMY(psyched) It’s Christmas!

95. MOM/DADAgain?

They wake abruptly as Timmy’s hands yank them out of bed.

DISSOLVE TO:THE CALENDAR

It reads December 25th - again. A page flies off - again. The bottom page reads December 25th - again.

EXT. TURNER HOUSE - CHRISTMAS MORNING DAY 4

The snow is now piled up past the first floor windows.

96. TIMMY (OS)(still psyched) It’s Christmas!

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INT. TURNER HOUSE - BY THE BALCONY RAILING - SAME TIME

Mom and Dad land by the railing again. Timmy puts on the safari hat and dives over the railing, again.

97. TIMMYGeronimo! Again!

SFX: CRASH!

98. TIMMY OW!

WIDER ON LIVING ROOM - Timmy sits on the floor. He has landed next to an obviously smaller puddle of TOYS.

99. TIMMY Hey! This is a toy puddle! Where’s my toy ocean?

POOF! Cosmo and Wanda appear next to Timmy.

100. WANDAWell, you know, Timmy! I’m sure Santa’s doing the best he can!

101. COSMOHe’s never had to make toys for this many Christmases before!

ON DAD - putting on his COAT - walking to the front door.

102. DADWell, Honey, if we’re going to have a fourth day of Christmas, I have to get more eggnog... again. And I’m good with that!

Dad opens the door. A WALL OF SNOW blocks his way. He walks into the snow wall, then falls backwards as snow pours into the house.

A ST. BERNARD leaps out of nowhere and pulls Dad out of the snowdrift.

103. DADThanks, Lockjaw!

Dad turns the faucet handle on the tiny barrel around the dog’s neck. Eggnog pours out!

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104. DADAlright!!! Eggnog!

104A. DOG(Licky sounds!)

The dog licks dad’s face and we...

DISSOLVE TO:

THE CALENDAR - It reads December 25th - again. This time, several pages rapidly fly off. The bottom page reads December 25th - again. And again. And again...

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. DIMMSDALE - CHRISTMAS (DAY 15)

CAMERA PANS thru downtown Dimmsdale. EVERY BUILDING’s buried in snow. Snow is still falling. CAMERA STOPS on Dimmsdale City Park, where the Christmas Carolers stand on top of a GAZEBO, which is also buried in snow.

105. CAROLERS(singing unenthusiastically)

It’s the fifteenth day of Christmas and my true love gave to me...(beat - they shrug) ...Pants?

SFX: HONKING HORN - ROARING ENGINE

A city SNOWPLOW barrels past and completely buries the carolers with snow.

ON THE SNOWPLOW - Camera PANS with the snowplow as it lumbers down the street, passing Timmy, who rides a DOGSLED, which is being pulled by Cosmo and Wanda who are disguised as pink and green HUSKIES.

106. COSMOWow, fifteen Christmases and counting.

107. TIMMY(QUESTIONING THE WISDOM)I know. This is the best! Right?!

108. CHET UBETCHA (OS)This is the worst!!!

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WIDEN TO REVEAL -- As Timmy stops the dogsled, we’re at the same electronics store from before. The store window is filled with TV’s, all tuned to our newscaster pal, Chet Ubetcha.

109. CHET UBETCHA It’s Ho Ho Horrible!!!

We see that Chet is unkempt, unshaven and unhappy.

110. CHET UBETCHA As Christmas enters its third week, the world screams: ‘Christmas is entering its third week!’

TV SCREEN - A BANK - It’s closed. Mom, Dad and PEOPLE pound on the doors.

111. CHET UBETCHA (OS)Because it’s still Christmas, the banks are still closed!

112. MOM/DAD/PEOPLEWe want money!!

113. DADTo buy Eggnog!

A GROCERY STORE - It’s also closed. Mom, Dad, and people pound on the doors.

114. CHET UBETCHA (OS)Stores are closed!!

115. MOM/DAD/PEOPLEWe want food!!!

116. DADAnd Eggnog! To buy!

ON AN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - It’s closed.

117. CHET UBETCHA (OS)And the schools remain closed.

We hear crickets. CHESTER, calmly and coolly, walks by.

118. CHESTERHello, Silver Lining.

We see various people boarding up their chimneys.

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119. CHET UBETCHA Everywhere, adults are doing all that they can to prevent yet another visit from Santa...

EXT. MILITARY FIRING RANGE -

120. CHET UBETCHA ...and military forces across the globe remain on high alert.

A SQUADRON of heavily armed TROOPS in TANKS with anti-aircraft guns scan the sky. A GENERAL yells into a WALKIE-TALKIE.

121. GENERALDeploy the decoy chimney!

ANGLE ON - a desert butte. A huge CHIMNEY, bedecked with Christmas lights, rises from a hidden silo in the sand.

122. GENERAL Release the cookies and milk!

A pitcher of MILK and a plate of COOKIES rise up next to the chimney.

123. GENERALEveryone pretend to be asleep!

123A. SOLDIERS(snoring)

The soldiers rip off their uniforms, revealing PAJAMAS underneath. Then they all hit the deck, snoring.

124. SOLDIER #1I hope I get a football!

ON SANTA in his sleigh. He spots the cookies.

125. SANTAMmmm...cookies!

He guides the reindeer towards the chimney.

ON CHIMNEY as it splits open, revealing a massive RADAR-DISH-SHAPED LASER BLASTER that instantly starts firing LASER BEAMS. Santa dodges explosions all around him!

126. SANTA

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What’s the matter with you people! I’m just doing my job!!!

Santa’s sleigh screams off over the horizon.

ON TIMMY, COSMO, WANDA - watching the screen in terror.

127. CHET UBETCHAAnd as the world falls apart at the seams, people everywhere are asking: Who is responsible for this and how can we tear them limb from limb?

ON TIMMY, COSMO and WANDA

128. TIMMYUh are you thinking what I’m thinking?

129. COSMOYeah! He is one hunk of a newscaster!

130. TIMMYNo! I think maybe the world has had enough Christmas for one year! I wish it wasn’t Christmas anymore.

131. WANDAUh... we can’t do that Timmy. We don’t have enough power!

132. TIMMYWhat do you mean?

Suddenly, a big furry pink BUNNY PAW reaches out from the shadows and yanks Timmy into an alley.

EXT. AN ALLEY- SAME TIME

Timmy is slammed against a wall. Several SHADOWS circle Timmy. He looks up.

133. TIMMYWhat’s going on? Who are you guys?

ANGLE ON - A LARGE, PINK, PISSED-OFF BUNNY HOLDING A BASKET OF BRIGHTLY COLORED EGGS.

134. EASTER BUNNYI’m the Easter Bunny.

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Widen to reveal several other classic holiday icons: BABY NEW YEAR, CUPID, HALLOWEENIE DOG, and the APRIL FOOL all menacingly surrounding Timmy.

135. EASTER BUNNYThese are the other holidays. And you are in a lot of trouble, Kid.

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ACT II

FADE IN:

EXT. ALLEY - SECONDS LATER

Timmy is still surrounded by the other angry holidays.

136. TIMMY (SCARED)I’m in trouble? What did I do?

137. EASTER BUNNYYour stupid ‘Christmas every day’ wish means the rest of us Holidays don’t get to deliver joy to the kids of the world ever again!

Cosmo and Wanda POOF! into scene.

138. COSMOWho are you brightly-colored freaks?

139. EASTER BUNNYI’m the Easter Bunny. That’s Baby New Year!

We see BABY NEW YEAR. He’s 12 feet tall, holding a glowing RATTLE (which he’s pointing at Timmy) and wearing nothing but a diaper.

140. BABY NEW YEAR Goo.

141. EASTER BUNNYIt’s gonna be a big year. Cupid. From Valentine’s Day.

We see CUPID with a heart shaped ARROW, pointed at Timmy.

142. CUPIDSometimes Love Hurts!

143. EASTER BUNNYAnd please give it up for the comedy styling of the April Fool. The ultimate prankster.

We see the APRIL FOOL. A combination COURT JESTER and a 1980’s STAND UP COMEDIAN complete with MICROPHONE AND MIKE STAND. He holds out his hand.

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144. APRIL FOOLPull my finger... AND PERISH!

And finally, we pan over to see a DACHSUND with a PUMPKIN on its head and bat wings.

145. EASTER BUNNYAnd that’s Halloweenie Dog.

145A. DOG(muffled bark)

146. TIMMYThat’s not the spirit of Halloween!!

147. EASTER BUNNYAlright, he’s my dog. I just hate to travel without him.

(doggie-talk, to dog)Yes I do! Yes I do!

Cosmo and Wanda fly between Timmy and the other Holidays.

148. WANDAWhat do you second-rate, not-Christmas holidays want with our Timmy?

ON EASTER BUNNY confronting Timmy.

149. EASTER BUNNYHe’d better unwish that wish or he’s gonna get an egg where the sun don’t shine!

150. COSMOYou mean the closet?

151. WANDABut, there’s nothing we can do! We don’t have enough magic left!

152. TIMMYWhat?

153. WANDATimmy, there’s something you didn’t know when you made your wish...

RIPPLE DISSOLVEEXT. FAIRY WORLD - SAME TIME

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Dozens of FAIRIES fire their magic up through the clouds.

154. WANDA (OS)... Giving gifts to everyone in the world takes a lot of magic, so every Christmas eve...

CUT TO:

EXT. NORTH POLE - DAY

We see a tiny little COTTAGE -- PULL BACK to see an enormous corporate structure and FACTORY attached to it, complete with satellite array, helipad and guard towers. In big Christmassy letters A SIGN reads ‘Kringle Inc.’

We see a sparkly, rainbow colored BLAST OF MAGIC ZAP into the satellite dish on top of the building.

CUT TO:

INT. SANTA’S GLASS AND STEEL HIGH TECH OFFICE - SAME TIME

CAMERA PANS through Santa’s office. We see SEVERAL ELVES in the b.g. making Hi-Tech toys.

CAMERA STOPS on SANTA - thin, tan, with a white goatee and wearing an Armani suit and tie, sits in front of a COMPUTER. Santa is on a HEADSET PHONE.

155. WANDA (VO)...all our fairy magic automatically gets transferred to Santa!

155A. WANDA (ALT)All us fairies in Fairyworld get together and transfer all our magic to the one man on Earth that needs it the most… Santa Claus!

156. SANTAWell, I don’t care. It’s “Ho! Ho! Ho!” not “Ho! Ho! Who!” Fix the sign.

ON COMPUTER MONITOR - AN AOL TYPE WEB PAGE (WITH A WREATH LOGO) POPS UP.

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157. AOL TYPE ANNOUNCER‘Welcome! You’ve Got Magic!’

158. SANTAHo Ho...

A blast of magic shoots from the computer screen and engulfs Santa. His suit rips, revealing the classic Red and White Santa Uniform. He’s now fat and jolly.

159. SANTA ...Holy Mackerel! I’m Jolly again!

Santa grabs a giant SACK of toys, throws it over his shoulder, and bounds OS.

RIPPLE DISSOLVE BACK TO:

INT. ALLEYWAY - CONTINOUS

Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda continue their face off with the other holidays.

160. WANDAWhen Christmas is over, the magic comes back to us! But now, because it’s Christmas every day, it won’t!

161. COSMOWe’re practically powerless!

162. TIMMYWhy’d you let me make that wish?

163. WANDAWe had to! Those are the rules!And you were having such a great time... we didn’t want to spoil the multitude of Christmases for you!

164. EASTER BUNNYWell, we want to! Because of this kid, it’s always gonna be Christmas!

165. APRIL FOOLWhich means we don’t get to share our holidays with the kids! What’s up with that?

166. TIMMY

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I just wanted more toys and to spend more time with my Mom and Dad!

(beat; Timmy is sad)And now everybody is so sick of Christmas, they even want to get rid of Santa.

167. CUPIDHe’s right! As long as Santa’s around, this could happen again!

168. EASTER BUNNYRight! All we need to do is banish Santa to the imaginary day of February 33rd and get rid of him for good! But to do that, we’ll need a little magic.

168A. COSMO AND WANDAUrlp!

Baby New Year grabs Cosmo and Wanda.

169. EASTER BUNNY ...And you two are a little magic.

170. TIMMYNo! Wait! It’s not their fault! I’m the dope that made the wish!

171. CUPIDAnd we’re the dopes that are gonna unmake it! With love! Painful, deadly love!

The April Fool pulls up in his VW BUG. The holidays pile in, except for Baby New Year, who sits his fat, diapered butt on top, still holding Cosmo and Wanda in each hand.

171A. HORNTry the veal! Try the veal!

172. EASTER BUNNYOkay! Let’s get hoppin’!

The car, overloaded with holidays, peels out OS.

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173. TIMMYSanta’s in trouble and it’s all my fault!

A TREE enters.

173A. TREE GUYI’m Arbor Day. Am I too late to get Santa?

173B. TIMMYUh, they just left.

173C. TREE GUYMy holiday stinks!

173D. TIMMYI’ve gotta get to the North Pole!

INT. TIMMY’S LIVING ROOM - LATER

Timmy sits in his sea of toys. He cranks a JACK IN THE BOX. A boxing glove pops out and smacks him in the face.

174. TIMMYNo! No! No! This is hopeless! There’s nothing here that’ll help me get to the North Pole!

175. DAD (OS)Darn it!

ON DAD - elsewhere in the pile of toys.

176. DAD ...I’ve looked under this high-speed snowmobile, portable power generator, all this survival gear, a detailed map from our house to the North Pole, so simple that even a 10 year old child could read, and I can’t find the eggnog anywhere!

ON TIMMY - who smiles as we...

DISSOLVE TO:INT. TIMMY’S GARAGE - LATER

Timmy’s snowmobile is packed and he’s dressed to leave. He hops on the snowmobile and starts it up.

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177. TIMMYThis trip could be potentially dangerous. Even life threatening.

(beat)Cool! But in case I don’t die, I better have a back-up plan...

He taps away on his wireless Internet system.

178. TIMMY Santa’s in trouble and I’m off to the North Pole to help...

DISSOLVE TO:MAP OF NORTH AMERICA

We see a red line - ALA ‘Raiders Of The Lost Ark’- moving north from Dimmsdale towards the Canadian Border.

179. TIMMY (VO)...If you see me, wish me luck. And HELP ME! Don’t just stand there and stare, help me! HELP ME!! Merry Christmas again. Timmy Turner.

EXT. EARTH - Electronic signals spread from Dimmsdale to various spots around the globe.

DISSOLVE TO:EXT. BUTTE, MONTANA RANCH - CHRISTMAS DAY

WIDESHOT -- The place is buried in snow. We see Timmy on the snowmobile writing in a LOGBOOK.

180. TIMMYTimmy’s log: Star date: Christmas. Feels like I’ve been gone for weeks.Miss my mom and dad, too. But at this speed, I’ll be there in no time!

The snowmobile slowly putters to a stop.

181. TIMMY I’m out of gas!

A ten-year-old WESTERN RANCH GIRL rides up on a HORSE.

182. RANCH GIRL

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So’s everybody in Montana! Got your message on the Internet, Timmy Turner... think it’s mighty fine what you’re doing for Santa.

She hands him a gigantic can of GAS.

183. RANCH GIRLHere’s our last can of gas! Merry Christmas! Or as we say in Montana, you’re standin’ in cow manure!

184. TIMMY(Looking at boot) Awesome!

INT. TURNER HOME - SAME TIME

Mom - holding a tray of Christmas Cookies - enters the living room.

185. MOM(panting) Merry Christmas again, Honey...

Dad sits in front of the calendar ripping off page after page. Each one reads: DECEMBER 25th”.

186. DADSTOP LYING TO ME!!!!!


We see the red line - Timmy - move north and east from Montana across the Canadian border and into French Canadian Quebec and towards the Central Canadian Border.

DISSOLVE TO:

EXT. A SMALL TOWN IN NORTH EASTERN CANADA -DAY

Timmy pulls into the main street of a rural Canadian town. Christmas decorations are everywhere along with Canadian and French FLAGS.

187. TIMMYTimmy’s log: Stardate Christmas. No food. So hungry. Must eat logbook...

Timmy starts to eat his logbook when suddenly, a half dozen FRENCH QUEBEC KIDS exit different storefronts and approach Timmy.

187A. FRENCH KIDS

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Bonjour!

188. FRENCH CANADIAN KID #1Are you ze one zey call Timmy Turner?

189. TIMMYUh... Oui?

190. FRENCH CANADIAN GIRL #1We got your message on ze Internet! Even here in Northern Quebec!

Each kid pulls out AUTHENTIC FRENCH CUISINE. Croissants. Big sticks of bread. Bottles of water. Escargot.

191. FRENCH CANADIAN KID #2We wish you luck in your mission! (Merry Christmas!)

192. TIMMYMerci! (giving snails back to kid)You can keep the snails.


We see the red line moving north from Quebec to Greenland -- across the Atlantic Ocean.

CUT TO:

EXT. BEACH - GREENLAND - DAY

Timmy - riding the snowmobile - putters to a stop at the edge of the frozen ocean. He’s right next to the shoreline and he hops off onto the beach.

193. TIMMYI made it all the way across the ocean to Greenland and nothing bad happened!

A GIANT SHARK bursts through the ice, eats every bit of Timmy’s gear, then dives back into the water.

193A. SHARKGulp!.

194. TIMMY Well, that’s inconvenient.

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CUT TO:INT. INSIDE THE VW BUG - SAME TIME

The April Fool, with the other holidays crammed in the car, drive through the snow covered landscape.

195. APRIL FOOLGreenland! It’s not Green! And there’s no land! What’s up with that?

195A. EASTER BUNNYYeah! And then we’ll be able to create our own super holiday --

196. CUPIDJust one country away from getting rid of Santa for good!

197. EASTER BUNNYHall-New-Easter-Weenentine Day!

(to weenie dog)Won’t we? Yes we will! Yes we will!

PAN UP TO THE ROOF where Baby New Year is still clutching Cosmo and Wanda.

198. WANDAHall-New-Easter-Weenentine Day?

199. COSMOI didn’t think you’d remember!!!

Cosmo hands Wanda a CARD. Baby New Year puts Cosmo in his mouth like a pacifier and begins sucking away.

200. BABY NEW YEAR(sucking sounds)

CUT TO:EXT. A TWO LANE HIGHWAY - LATER

Timmy stands alone and cold holding a LIT CANDLE for warmth.

201. TIMMYSo cold. So alone. So without transportation to the North Pole.

ANGLE ON: The VW Bug approaching WAY in the distance.

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202. TIMMY The other holidays! If I could just fool them into thinking I was a holiday, I could get them to give me a ride to the North Pole!

SMASH CUT TO:INT. VW BUG - SAME TIME

The other holidays perk up as they look out the window.

203. CUPIDHey, who the heck is that?

CUT TO:EXT. ROADSIDE - SAME TIME

Timmy - without his pink hat - now wears the candle on his head. He holds a sign that says ‘Get Santa Or Bust’.

204. APRIL FOOLIs that that Turner kid?

205. EASTER BUNNYNo, he wears a pink hat. That kid wears a candle. Entirely different kid.

ON TIMMY - The other holidays pull up and stop.

206. TIMMYHi! Am I too late to get Santa?

207. EASTER BUNNYWho are you?

207A. TIMMYI’m a holiday! Like you! I’m uh... Birthday Boy?

208. APRIL FOOLHop in!

209. EASTER BUNNYI do the hopping around here.

Timmy, burning candle and all, jams into the bug.

DISSOLVE TO:EXT. KRINGLE HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME

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A crowd of ELVES pickets outside.

210. ELVESNo more toys for girls and boys! No more toys for girls and boys!No more toys for girls and boys!

DISSOLVE TO:

INT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

CAMERA PANS across the workshop. We see a wide array of hastily slapped together TOYS as Santa -- all alone -- desperately tries to fulfill each and every toy order.

211. SANTAThese toys stink! I’m running out of creative ideas!

MRS. CLAUS, wearing a WHITE ARMANI suit, enters and puts a concerned hand on Santa’s shoulder.

212. MRS. KLAUSChris, you’re working yourself to death!

Santa pulls out SEVERAL ‘LETTERS TO SANTA’.

213. SANTAI don’t care, Honey. As long as it’s Christmas, and the elves are on strike, I have to give the children what they’ve wished for!

CUT TO:EXT. NORTH POLE - SAME TIME

The VW bug nears Santa’s place. Timmy, as Birthday Boy, peeks up to the roof and sees Cosmo and Wanda, still being held by Baby New Year.

214. TIMMYPsst! Cosmo! Wanda!

215. WANDATimmy?

216. COSMONo, Timmy has a pink hat! That’s Birthday Boy.

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217. TIMMYListen, I’ve gotta to get to Santa before they do, but I’m gonna need help.

218. COSMOBut we don’t have any magic!

219. TIMMYBut you do have those...

SMASH CUT TO:EXT. ROAD TO NORTH POLE - A LITTLE LATER

The April Fool’s car sits in the center of the road with four flat tires. All the holidays, including Cosmo and Wanda who are still being held by Baby New Year, look at the damage. Baby New Year is obscured by the car.

220. EASTER BUNNYHey, these tires were flattened with two fairy Godparent crowns! Who could have done that? (to Baby New Year) And where’s your diaper?

Cut to Timmy riding the diaper like a sled.

220A. TIMMYThis diaper may be stinky, but it sure is fast. I’m traveling at the speed of smell.

The other holidays turn to see Timmy, using Baby New Years’ diaper as a sled and hauling ass toward the high tech offices of Kringle Inc.

221. EASTER BUNNYGET HIM! BEFORE HE CAN WARN SANTA!

As the Holidays get ready to chase Timmy, we...

CUT TO:INT. SANTA WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

Santa, sweating profusely, stands at a conveyor belt. Various PILES OF JUNK roll past. Santa fires beams of magic from his hands and each pile turns into a shiny new toy. Mrs. Klaus reads from a long list.

222. MRS. KLAUSAlbie wants a puppy. Emily needs a dolly. Kevin wants a steak. Margie wants...

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ON THE FRONT DOOR - Timmy bursts through, riding the diaper like a toboggan, bowling over presents as he skitters to a halt.

222A. SANTAIs this fun?

223. TIMMYSanta! We gotta get you out of here! And no, that is not fun!

224. SANTAWho are you? And why do you smell like a dirty diaper!

225. TIMMYI’m Timmy Turner! I’m the dope who wished it would be Christmas every day!

226. SANTAWell, Son, wanting peace and joy in the world each and every day is a wonderful sentiment.

Mrs. Klaus sits at the computer, typing.

227. MRS. KLAUSBut you’re getting coal for the rest of your life!

She presses enter.

228. AOL TYPE ANNOUNCERYou’ve got coal!

A lump of COAL INSTANTLY appears in Timmy’s hands.

229. TIMMYFine! I don’t care if I never get another decent present again! You’re both in a lot of danger and...

A big safety PIN flies in from OS. like a boomerang and pins Timmy to the wall, wrapped in the diaper.

230. TIMMY Oh no! They’re here!

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231. SANTAWho’s here?

Suddenly: KABLAM! Santa’s workshop wall explodes. Santa stares in horror as the smoke clears and he sees... THE OTHER HOLIDAYS poised, ready for battle.

232. MRS. KLAUS What are you lesser holidays doing here?

233. EASTER BUNNYWe wanna stop Christmas and we’re here for the magic! Get him!

The other holidays jump towards Santa then stop. They look up and see... they’re under the mistle toe.

234. EASTER BUNNYDarn it. Mistle toe.

There’s an uncomfortable moment. The holidays give each other awkward pecks on the cheek.

235. HOLIDAYS WALLAI like you as a friend. You’re a good person. Etc...

They instantly turn back into attack mode.

236. HOLIDAYS WALLA(attack sounds)

SANTA throws himself in front of Mrs. Klaus.

237.SANTAPlease! Stay back! I have to make toys for everybody except that kid!

238. CUPIDYou’ve stuffed your last stocking, bub.

Cupid pulls out a DYNAMITE ARROW and fires it at Santa.

CUT TO:

EXT. KRINGLE INC. HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME

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Baby New Year, now diaper-less, and still holding Cosmo and Wanda, uses them to cover his private parts. We hear the OS sounds of a terrific battle.

239. WANDAI wonder what’s going on in Santa’s place?

240. COSMOI don’t know, but this is the worst moment of my life.

SFX: BLAM! The wall explodes and Santa flies out of the building where he lands 100 yards away in the reindeer PEN. Cupid and April Fool peer out of the hole.

241. CUPIDGet him!

ON THE REINDEER PEN -- Santa raises his arms and fires a blast of Christmas Magic at the other holidays!

ON THE EASTER BUNNY AND BABY NEW YEAR -- who hold up Cosmo and Wanda to soak up the blast like two sponges!

242. WANDAHey! He’s using us like sponges to absorb the magic from Santa!

ON THE EASTER BUNNY, who hurls exploding EGGS at Santa!

ON SANTA who raises his hands and produces a glowing WREATH FORCEFIELD! The eggs explode, throwing Santa into a Candy Cane forest that shatters like glass.

243. SANTAOh no! I find... no joy... in this...

Santa fires more magic back... he’s clearly getting weakened by the effort.INT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

Timmy is struggling to get out of the diaper. An ELF walks by.

244. TIMMY(struggling sounds) Excuse me...uh...(baby cry) waaa?

245. ELF

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We can’t have dirty babies in here!

The elf releases Timmy who bolts O.S.

246. TIMMYThanks!

247. ELF(complete break down)THEY GROW UP SO FAST!!!

247A. SANTA…losing… holiday… spirit.

CUT TO:

ON BABY NEW YEAR - who soaks up more magic with Cosmo and Wanda. The April Fool steps into frame, swinging his comedy microphone and mike cord like a lariat.

248. APRIL FOOLHe’s weakening! What’s up with that?

He hurls the microphone lariat OS.

ON SANTA -- The mike wraps itself around him and he’s yanked OS.

DIFFERENT ANGLE - Santa is dragged into scene.

249. EASTER BUNNYNot so Jolly now, huh? New Year, hit me.

249A. TIMMYOh no!

Baby New Year squeezes Cosmo and Wanda like catsup bottles.

250. COSMO AND WANDA(Squeezy outty sounds)

Magic pours from them and into the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny glows with power and raises a large Easter Egg.

251. EASTER BUNNY When this double Grade A egg explodes, it’ll blow you to February 33rd! Then Christmas will never come again!

The bunny winds up like a baseball pitcher. Suddenly, Timmy jumps in between the other holidays and Santa.

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252. TIMMYNOOOO! Leave him alone! It’s not his fault! I’ll never let you hurt Santa!

253. COSMOTimmy, no! This is no time for you take responsibility for your actions!

254. EASTER BUNNYHow are you gonna stop us, huh? You’re just one little kid!

255. RANCH GIRL (OS)No, he ain’t!

A gigantic SNAIL flies in from OS, knocking the big glowing egg out of the Easter Bunny’s hand.

ANGLE ON: A GIANT SNOW CLIFF -- The Montana Ranch Girl sits atop her magnificent steed. Standing next to her are all the kids from Quebec.

256. RANCH GIRLHe’s just the kid who got here first.

Her horse WHINNIES as an army of kids from every corner of the globe appear next to her - ala Braveheart - on the snow cliff. The magnificent sunset shines behind them creating an unbelievably heroic moment. The kids run down the cliffside en masse and encircle the Holidays.

ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA

257. TIMMYWow! It’s every web-enabled kid in the world!!

258. CUPIDWe can’t fight kids! Can we?

259. EASTER BUNNYNo! We wanted Santa gone so we could bring our own holiday specific joy to children!

260. APRIL FOOLSo they’d love us, too! That’s what’s up with that!

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261. TIMMYBut we do love you guys!

262. HOLIDAYS Really?

263. TIMMYJust, you know, not as much. I mean, Santa brings us toys and Christmas brings our families together!

The Holidays look at each other.

264. EASTER BUNNYBirthday Boy’s got a point. All I do is leave eggs that go bad if you don’t find ‘em.

265. APRIL FOOLAnd all I do is get kids to play horrible pranks on one another.

266. CUPIDYeah, but I make kids fall in love with each other!

267. ALL KIDSEeewww!

268. CUPIDPoint taken.

269. EASTER BUNNYWe’re sorry, Santa. We were stupid and jealous.

269A. KIDSYay Santa!

269B. EASTER BUNNYCan you forgive us, Santa?

The Easter Bunny gives the magic back to San ta. Santa glows with magic again. He instantly pulls out a HAMMER and SAW... preparing to begin making new toys.

270. SANTAI don’t have time to forgive you! Tomorrow’s Christmas again! And as long as it’s still

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Christmas, I have to give the kids what they wish for!

271. TIMMY(realizing)

That’s it! That’s how we fix this!(to kids of the world)

Do you know why it’ll be Christmas again tomorrow? Because we keep telling Santa we want some toy, or doll, or some stupid thing. And Christmas day, Santa grants our wishes, whatever they may be.

ON KIDS AS TIMMY SPEAKS. The kids begin to understand - as only kids can - where Timmy is going with this.

272. TIMMY(OS)But if every kid in the world wished for it to be the day after Christmas, that’s what Santa would have to bring to us! December 26th! Everyone write Santa a letter! Tell him you wish it were the day after Christmas!

Every kid pulls out a PENCIL and PAPER and starts scribbling furiously.

272A. KIDSFold! Lick!

MONTAGE

The sun is setting. It starts to get dark as the reprise begins. Timmy sharpens pencils, grabs letters, licks envelopes closed, and throws them in mail sacks. THE REPRISE OF THE SONG BEGINS.

273. TIMMY (VO)I wished every day could be Christmas.

Timmy and the other holidays, acting as a bucket brigade, throw sack after sack of mail into Santa’s workshop.

274. TIMMY

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Jeepers, how foolish I was. It isn’t a gift, it isn’t a toy.

CUT TO:INT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

Cosmo and Wanda are opening the letters and handing them to Mrs. Klaus. She smiles with every letter.

275. TIMMY (VO)It’s the family and friends that I really enjoy.

ANGLE ON WINDOW - The sun sets. Santa walks in and looks at Mrs. Klaus who hands Santa the letters.

276. TIMMY (VO)I wish tomorrow wouldn’t be Christmas. But I wish that the feeling would stay.

ON A CALENDAR - The date reads: “December 25th”. Santa dramatically zaps it with magic and it changes to: “December 26th”. And with all the drama of Moses parting the Red Sea, the magic leaves Santa and pours into his computer.

CUT TO:EXT. KRINGLE INC. HEADQUARTERS - SAME TIME

Magic blasts out of the satellite dish and into the sky.

CUT TO:EXT. FAIRY WORLD - SAME TIME

Dozens of FAIRIES look to the sky as magic rains back down upon them. They dance in the magic rain and change each other into things. You know why? Because they can.

TNT. SANTA’S WORKSHOP - SAME TIME

Timmy shakes hands and hugs the other holidays as he sings.

277. TIMMY‘Cuz Christmas can always be there in your heart, and never be locked to just one single day.

ON TIMMY, COSMO AND WANDA

278. TIMMY

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It’s great that tomorrow ain’t Christmas. In Dimmsdale, in London, and Rome. If I had just one wish, I think it’d be this: I really just wanna go home now.

Cosmo and Wanda smile and raise wands.

279. TIMMY (VO)I really just wish I were home.

With a dramatic poof... they vanish,

DISSOLVE TO:EXT. TURNER’S HOUSE - THE NEXT MORNING

The snow has stopped and the sun is shining.

INT. MOM AND DAD’S ROOM - SAME TIME

Mom and Dad are asleep. Timmy poofs in over the bed and lands between them.

279A. ELECTRONIC SANTAHo ho I’m free! Ho ho I’m free!

280. TIMMYMom! Dad! Wake up! It’s not Christmas anymore!

281. MOM AND DADIt’s not?

Mom and Dad turn on the TV. Chet Ubetcha is at his newsdesk.

282. CHET UBETCHAYes, the endless Christmas is finally over! People across the globe are slowly returning to their everyday lives...

VARIOUS SCENES FROM THE BEGINNING OF THE EPISODE

We see the Dog and Mailman again. The Mailman takes back the bone and the Dog rips his pants off.

283. CHET UBETCHA ...and the bitterest of enemies gladly return to being the bitterest of enemies!

284. MOM AND DAD

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It’s a miracle!

Mom and Dad sniff the air.

285. DADWhat’s that awful smell?

A rotten EASTER EGG falls out of Timmy’s pants and on to the floor.

286. MOMTimmy, what’s this?

287. TIMMYUh...I’m just happy to see you?

DISSOLVE TO:INT. TIMMY’S BEDROOM - HOURS LATER

ANGLE ON FISHBOWL - Cosmo and Wanda look at Da Rules.

288. WANDA(reading) ...And furthermore, under no circumstances, is any fairy allowed to grant an ‘I wish it was Christmas Every Day’ wish ever again.

289. COSMOWow! They’ve added a new rule! You really gotta mess up big time to make that happen!

290. WANDAWe’re proud of you, Timmy!

291. TIMMYThanks guys!

292. WANDANow all we have to do is make amends to Santa for making him work so hard!

293. TIMMYHow do we do that?

CUT TO:

EXT. SKY - SUNSET

A chyron reads: ‘ONE YEAR LATER’

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ON COSMO, WANDA, BABY NEW YEAR, APRIL FOOL, CUPID and the EASTER BUNNY - all harnessed to Santa’s Sleigh, pulling it through the sky like reindeer.

ANGLE ON SANTA’S SLEIGH - TIMMY- dressed in his elf suit - is hurriedly tossing presents out of a sack and over the side. The Easter Bunny turns to Timmy.

294. EASTER BUNNYHow many houses do we have to hit?

295. TIMMY(panicked) All of them!!!

Timmy tosses a pitcher of LEMONADE and several glasses over the side.

CUT TO:A BEACH - THE BAHAMAS - SAME TIME

Armani Santa sits under an UMBRELLA in a SUN CHAIR. Next to him is Ms. Claus, wearing a stylish two-piece. The LEMONADE drops into Santa’s hand, then Ms. Claus’s hand.

296. SANTA/MS.CLAUSMerry Christmas, Timmy!

ON COSMO AND WANDA AND TIMMY

297. COSMO AND WANDAMerry Christmas to all...and to all...

298. TIMMY...one per year!!

As Timmy and the Godparents head over the horizon we...

IRIS OUT

END OF EPISODE

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