If you’ve been alive for more than a day, you know that Pakistan is a

dangerous, crazy wild blast from the stone age. So, me and my friend

Hafiz (who has travelled the country for his Travel Diaries) have set out

to prove why Pakistan really is the worst place on earth.

Picasa / Via visitpak.com

Seriously, we could gag.

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And again. Why would anyone want to see this?

2, It’s just plain ugly

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The whole place is one giant wasteland.

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It has the scenic beauty of a tin can. Eww!

3, The people are hideous

Fashion Central / Via fashioncentral.pk

Not a single hottie in sight. Mahira Khan, Iman Ali, Abdullah Ejaz,

Sheheryar Siddiqui, Abass Jaffri. They look so bad, it hurts.

4, Pakistani men are horrible human beings

Edhi Foundation / Via edhi.org

Abdul Sattar Edhi’s philanthropic efforts? Blah!

Unimpressive.

Ansar Burney Official / Via Facebook: AnsarBurney.Official

Ansar Burney advocating for national and international human

rights issues? Blah Blah!

Totally, utterly, completely unimpressive

5, The ports? Pfft,

Via Travel Diaries

Hardly functional. Look at those ships. Pathetic!

6, History? Pakistan doesn’t believe in

preserving history

Ayesha Naveed for Travel Diaries

The Badshahi Mosque? Yeah, nothing to see here.

7, The heritage sights are nothing special

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The Katasraj Temples? Remnants of an ancient civilisation? Meh.

8, The architecture is boring

Sheesh Mahal / Via visitpak.com

A hall of mirrors? Please. A bubble bath is more interesting.

9, Also, there is absolutely nothing special

about the mosques

Faisal Mosque / Via flickr.com

So unoriginal. We could cry

10, Their musical taste is abysmal

Dawn

Clearly, this one requires no explanation.

11, There is nothing to do

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It’s a traveler’s most boring nightmare. Nothing worth seeing. And

absolutely NO mountain ranges worth trekking.

(Moebin even went looking for something to do. As you can see, he

found nothing. Absolutely nothing.)

12, It is a nation of politically brainwashed,

simpleminded zombies

#LUMS4AcademicFreedom / Via LUMS

No one ever protests against corruption. This right here is not a

student protest at a prominent university against the atrocities in

Balochistan.

13, The film industry is primitive

Wikkipedia

Cringe worthy

Being Pakistani

And there is no acting talent

HSY website / Via hsystudio.com

Pakistani fashion designers are glorified tailors with no business

sense

Dawn / Via dawn.com

After all, there’s a reason why the world doesn’t care about

Pakistani fashion

14, The food is overcooked and unappetising

think twice Pakistan

You might as well chew on cardboard.

And don’t even get us started about the desserts

15, All Pakistani politicians are drunk,

feudal maniacs

Asad Umar Official / Via Facebook: AsadUmar.PTIOfficial

Yes. Every. Single. One.

16, They don’t have a sense of humour

Danish Ali Official / Via Facebook: Danishalifanpage

There are no politically satirical comedians in Pakistan

Osman Khalid Butt / Via youtube.com

Nope. None. Zero. Siphar.

17, All the women are oppressed and suicidal

Maria Toorpakay / Via Express Tribune

She’s so sad. Just look at her.

18, There are no exciting tourist spots

Port Grand official / Via Facebook: PortGrandPakistan

Sheesh, so tacky! We’d rather watch paint dry.

19, And finally, Pathans are the worst of all

Dawn / Via Dawn.com

Now that we’ve established that Pakistan is disgust personified, let’s

also agree that in Pakistan, the north is particularly bad. Anyone

with the slightest connection to KPK is crazy, ugly and has no talent

beyond an AK 47. Proof, Imran Khan, Shahid Afridi, Jehangir and

Jansher Khan, Marina Khan and Wiqar Ali Khan.