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DEDICATION

I N TOKEN OF OUR APPRECIATION O F HIS YEARS OF FAITHFUL SERVICE AS A TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL, WE, THE CLASS OF NINETEEN SEVEN- TEEN, AFFECTIONATELY DEDICATE THIS VOLUME

IN MEMORIAM iV11en the students of the Centenary Collegiate Inst i tute

went home for their Christmas vacation in last December, t hey knew not t ha t for t h e last t ime they had looked upon the face of their beloved President and when the word flashed through the wires and was printed upon the newspaper page tha t Dr. Meeker had died on New Year's morning 1917, t h e surprise tha t fell upon all who knew him was as sudden as the sorrow was great, for none of the s tudent body knew tha t he had been ill. On their return a shadow seemed to hang over the familiar halls. Every one missed tha t benignant face, t ha t kindly voice, t ha t noble presence never t o be seen again on earth, bu t never to be forgotten while life endures.

Jonathan Magie Meeker was born in Elizabeth, New Jersey, September 20, 1850, and a t the time of his death was sixty-six years old. H e was prepared for college a t ;he Claverack Inst i tute and entered Wesleyan University, bu t was compelled t o leave college without graduation. Subsequently, however, the Univer- sity conferred upon him the degrees of Master of Arts and Doctor of Divinity. H e studied in Drew Theological Seminary, was graduated in 1880 and afterward by a thorough course in NewYork University won the degree of Doctor of Philosophy. For three years he was State Superintendent of the Young Men's Christian Association, but a t the inner call of du ty in 1879 entered the ministry of the Methodist Episcopal Church and served as pastor in several churches in New Jersey and one in Cincinnati, Ohio. While in charge of the Park Avenue Church in Eas t Orange, he was appointed Presiding Elder of the Newark District. His energy, ability, and resourcefulness upon the District caused him to be chosen as President of the Centenary Collegiate Insti- tute in 1908. T o the Inst i tute he gave nine years of unremitting and self-sacrificing service.

I While in the midst of a campaign in the interest of the school and absent from his home he was suddenly stricken with pneu- monia and died after only five days of illness. Every s tudent in the:bchool and hundreds elsewhere who have been in former years under his care, mourn the departure of one who was a teacher, a friend and almost a father.

JESSE L. HURLBURT.

GREETINGS TO OUR NEW PRESIDENT

Although the Senior Class has had but slight opportunity of knowing Dr. Trevorrow, the new President of Centenary Collegiate Institute, in the few weeks he has been here, never the less he has already earned the respect and admiration of all. Therefore, on behalf of the members of the graduating class, the 1917 Hack Board extends to Dr. Trevor- row a most cordial welcome, and the assurance that their attitude will be one of fidelity to their Alma Mater throughout the coming years.

TRUSTEES

EGBERT J. TAMBLYN, Newark, N. J., President

CLERGYMEN

BISHOP LUTHER B. WILSON, LL.D. REV. FRED CLARE BALDWIN, D.D. REV. JACOB A. COLE, D.D. REV. JESSE L. HURLBUT, D.D. REV. LOUIS C. MULLER, D.D. REV. RALPH B. URMY, D.D. REV. JOHN 0. SPARNON, D.D. REV. DORR F. DIEFENDORF

REV. GEORGE MOONEY, PH.B. REV. CHAS. L. WALWORTH

LAYMEN

. Hackettstown, N. J.

. Maplewood, N. J. . Plainfield, N. J.

. Ridgewood, N. J. Plainfield, N. J.

. East Orange, N. J. . Newark, N. J. . Newark, N. J. . Newark, N. J.

SENIOR WEEK-CLASS OF 1917

8 :m P.M. WHITNEY HALL-Contest in expression for the ~ a m e r W. Jackson Prize.

1o:go A.M. METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH-Commence- ment Sermon by the President, Rev. Robert Johns Trevorrow, D.D.

7 :m P.M. CAMPUS-Praise Service.

8 :m P.M. PARLORS-Social Hour.

MONDAY, JUNE I I

3 :30 P.M. Lawn Fite.

4:304:00 P.M. Art Exhibition-STUDIO.

q:30-4:oo P.M. Home Economics Exhibition in the Depart- ment Dining Room and Sewing Room.

TUESDAY, JUNE 12

3 :oo P.M. CAMPUS-Tree planting.

3 :30 P.M. WHITNEY HALL-Class Day Exercises.

4:30-6:00 P.M. Alumnae Meetings. Exhibition of Art and Home Economics Departments.

7:15 P.M. CAMPUS-School Songs.

8 :30 P.M. PARLORS-The President's Reception.

IO:I 5 A.M. WHITNEY HALL-Commencement Exercises. Ad- + dress by Rev. Lynn Harold Hough, D.D., Professor

in Garrett Biblical Institute. PresentationofDiplomas, Awarding of Prizes, Luncheon.

2 :m P.M. Annual Meeting of the Board of Trustees.

FACULTY ROBERT JOHNS TREVORROW, A.M., D.D., President

(Pacific University-Drew Theological Seminary)

F~~~~ VAN HAAG STUTSMAN, A.B., Principal (Wesleyan University-Columbia University)

Science

OLIVE LILLIAN AUSTIN, B.L., Dean (Ohio Wesleyan University)

(University of Wisconsin)

Bible

ALBERT OVERTON HAMMOND, A.M.? (Wesleyan University)

Greek

MARY ISABELLA BRECKENRIDGE, B.L., Head o f North Hall (Oberlin-Wellesley)

English

HELEN MARIA PARSONS, B.L. (Ohio Wesleyan University)

(La Sorbonne, Paris)

French

MILDRED ADELE WELLS, A.B. (Barnard)

Mathematics

MME. ELNA TOFFT (Monsieur Devilliers, Paris)

Voice Culture-Chorus Singing

FREDERICK ARTHUR METS (Post G r a d u ~ e Guilmant Organ School)

(Pupil of Joseffy and Harold Bauer)

Director of Music-Pianoforte, Organ

CHARLOTTE HOWARD (Pupil of Dr. William Mason Conrad, Ansorge, Berlin)

(Harold Bauer-Paris)

Pianoforte

HARRIET VIRGINIA AYRES (Pupil of Frederick A. Metz-Director of Music, Centenary Collegiate Institute)

Pianoforte

LUCY FRANCES CLARK (Pratt Institute)

Home Economics-Cookery

HARRIET JANE HEWITT (Pratt Institute)

Home Economics-Dressmaking and Millinery

GRACE EVA THWING (New Haven Normal School of Gymnastics)

Physical Training-Physiology and Hygiene

EMILY DIXON, A.B. (Mt. Holyoke)

Preliminary Subjects-Study Hall

;i MABEL M. MCCLURE, B.S.

(Northwestern University)

History

LOUISE BARSTOW RUST, A.B. (Wellesley College)

Latin

ETHELYN PRATT COBB (Teachers College, N. Y.) (Art Studen~s' League)

Art

HERMIONE LOUISE DEALEY, A.M. (Brown University) (Clark University)

HELEN JOY, B.A. (Wellesley College)

Expression -Reading

' ALEXANDER BLOCH (Pupil of Otto Sevcik-Leopold Arner of Petrograd)

Yiol in

MILDRED MINER

Secretary to President-Librarian

Accountant

MRS. FRANK V. STUTSMAN

Matron

SARA ELIZABETH SWAYNE (New York Polyclinic Medical School and Hospital)

Resident Nurse

THE 1917 HACK BOARD

HISTORY T H E CLASS Even as everything must come to a close, just so it is that all

things have a beginning. Four long years ago when we, the class of 1917, first found ourselves inmates of this institution, graduation day seemed infinitely far off-almost a dream-as it were. But the time has passed quickly and we now find ourselves a t the very threshold of a new life, waiting only for the doors to open and let us through into the great outside world.

To trace our history year by year, step by step, let us go back to the time when we were Freshmen-just young, timid Freshmen. Having been thoroughly initiatel into the masterful aroma of schol- astic life, we organized our class with Miriam Shoop as our president. We chose for our colors green and white and for our flower, the lily- of-the-valley. As future destiny depends largely on the seed one first scatters, one long look into the future incited us to quick action and showed us the mark for which we must strive. Accordingly, in the spring of that year we gained reward for our long and patient winter's labors by winning the Indoor Meet Cup. This feat greatly surprised our elder sisters and they bore a spirit of humiliati'on for some time afterward.

Thus having established a good foundation on which to base the work of our coming years, we returned as worthy Sophomores with a larger enrollment than before, eager to reflect in ourselves, as in a mirror the likeness of that noble flower-the lily-of-the-valley. Nat- urally we felt rather superior to those green insignificant Freshmen whose good fortune i t was to enter these portals that year, and we proved our ability along social lines by entertaining the school, with the help of the special class, with a new and original "Caf6 Chan- tant." This was pronounced a wonderful success and it was the un- disputed opinion of all who attended that it was the best event that had been given in the school for some time. We also entertained our sister class, those noble Seniors, by taking them on a strawride on a beautifill night in May. On our way home we stopped a t a quiet little/grove on the farm and added the finishing tpuch to our evening's entertainment-a marsh-mallow roast.

Retiring from social activities for the remainder of the year, we decided to turn our attentions again to athletics. So once more we

,welcomed into our folds that silver trophy of the Indoor Meet, ac- companied, however, by the honorable addition of the individual cup,

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8 .t : recreation, we returned with a larger enrollment than ever before ,

#, ... to set out on the third year of our course. We chose " Peg" Press , -. 'I' '2- as our president, and under her leadership we sped swiftly and success- 'ip- i fully on through the year.

:. 1- - 8%.;k-*,,, Our weeks of patient practise a t basketball and soccer were re- * ' warded a t the close of the season with both the silver cups offered for ' ',?-

' ' 7 ~ : ; the class championships. "14." 'i n Next in the order of events came the Hallowe'en party, which was 0 ' - .',q - , , --&.I ..':. 'I un er the auspices of our class. This was in the form of a masquerade

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d - ' at which everyone had an equal share in the midnight revelry with

-'- , -. ~7 the ghosts and witches of the hour. - 8 - L ' .-. 8 - I Let us pass over the next few weeks only to stop once more to

', ' - 2 ; :L L,':, view the class of 1917 on the "gym" floor, gracefully dancing and , . , L-- -d

, , I , ~ marching in perfect time-singing as they go, "It's a Hard Thing to Beat the Juniors!" and still a few hours later we see them regarded

'., ,' #. .. by the entire school as victors of the day-"The only class that can't '3 be beaten!"

_r'.L,: \ , , " , : I,<~:, Again we entered into the social whirl and gave the Seniors a

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I .., farewell entertainment. This constituted a whole week-end given ;r .': - # r ' over to their pleasure, that same pleasure being chiefly the privilege -v i:; .. of having gentleman guests. There was a garden party in the after- --"-'.' . ' J . ~ noon, a banquet and reception in the evening and then the whole day ,- , , ' , : .

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Sunday for walks and such entertainment as the individual girls - - might afford. But as the day came to a close it was with a feeling

8 , - p i ' , ;- .:#q of deep regret that we saw the 6.02 come puffing in to bear away our :J$>- guests, and thereby to enroll that memorable Junior week-end on the k' annals of history.

Then, as Commencement rolled around with all its joys and sor- rows, we met one evening under the windows of old ~ o i t h Dorm to sing a last farewell to the class of 1916. As we stood there under the stars and the moon, all spirit of rivalry and strife which may have ex- isted betwen the classes during our years together was wafted away on the cool night breezes, and instead there came into existence a spirit of sweet harmony which we all will cherish in the years to come.

Stronger both in spirit and numbers, we returned in the fall of that year to set out, with Beatrice Hawley as our President, on

the last long stretch toward our goal. From the first day we proudly took possession of Senior Hall, we have made that beloved place ring with our merriment and good times.

All through the beautiful fall months we turned our attention to the outdoor sports-hockey, soccer, and basketball. Eagerly we strove to uphold the foregoing record of the class and with the finals for the class championships came more honor and glory for old 1917. One by one the final whistle sounded victory for our teams and once again through our matchless ability on the athletic field, we obtained a grand monopoly of all the silver cups. Even in the hockey game, which was a single contest between the Seniors and the Under- graduates the green and white floated alone a t full-mast.

A little later, though our hearts were still burning with American patriotism, we thought it would be fun to experience the ways of the Chinese just for an evening, so we celebrated after the fashion of those people, the conubial purchase of Sen-Sen-really Lillian Martin, by the esteemed Chew Long, another of our number better known as "Judy" Nash. The ceremony took place in Whitney Hall, where the remainder of the school viewed with great pleasure the jovial proceedings of the long-queued and incense-loving Chinese family.

Still again, "All hail the girls of 1917 victors in the Indoor Meet!" As well as winning the class cup, two of our number were also rewarded as having the highest records in individual work -Ann Smith and Clara Gifford. It is with the greatest pride that we look back to view our four successive victories in this work-a record unprecedented in the history of the school.

Now all these things have passed into history. Our four years together have been spent in greatest happiness and success. Our spirit has been one of sweetest harmony and devotion to each other and every victory, every defeat has served only to seal more firmly

' the bonds of friendship which link us together, and to strengthen the spirit of faith and fidelity which has ever featured our school-lives. Year by year have we grown and developed. Our flower to-day stands supreme in all its loveliness and beauty. It has flourished and bloomed for four long years and now, with us, it stands ready, waiting only for the word to be spoken when its petals shall fall and be cast to the four winds. But no matter which way we may be blown on life's great field, or how far destiny will carry us, we will ever be true and loyal to our Alma Mater.

MARGUERITE RICHMOND ELY.

C L A S S P O E M 1917

This day in June we are standing At a wide-open door, through which gleams, The sunlit path of our future life, That leads to the land of our Dreams.

We bear with us many gifts As each goes her winding way; There's hope for to-morrow, with joy and love, And memories of yesterday.

There are memories of comrades and friends, Those memories linger long, As we wend our way with joyful hearts, That are happy and light with song.

No matter what we may find, No matter what prize we glean, Our hearts will ever gladly turn To the Class of 'Seventeen.

RUTH O'HANLON.

PROPHECY OF THE CLASS OF 1917

I sat in Vergil class listlessly, wearily. On all four sides slippery blackboards rose up and bound me in, like prison walls from which no convict dared hope to escape. My roving eye plunged into the jungle of Latin words in search of at least one familiar one, and, finding none, fixed upon Peg Press who, having been called upon to recite, was engaged in colossal struggles.

"Cassandra, prophetess of Troy, Daughter of Priam," she slowly and laboriously read.

Common enough words, but the effect they produced upon my drowsy form was as miraculous as it was sudden. T o be explicit I arose to my feet and emitted a series of squawks sufficient to cause my prompt dismissal from the room. For the greatest discovery of the age was a t hand. Something that had lain dormant in my soul for centuries was awakened, and I knew, knew suddenly and instinc- tively, beyond the shadow of a doubt, that, in a recent incarnation, I, "Casey" Ingham, had been Cassandra, the prophetess of Troy.

To doubting unbelievers I offer proof; observe my n?me. "Casey" is the modern equivalent of Cassandra-the "Sand" has been lost since the olden days. Ingham is derived from Priam directly: the PR was broken off in the fall of Troy, the NG was added by the Trojans to show their opinion of my talents, and HAM is the English pronunciation of the letters AM. Hence it may readily be seen that Cassandra, of the house of Priam, has developed into Casey, of the house of Ingham.

Not long after I had made this momentous discovery, I began to exercise my newly-found powers of prophecy upon the members of my class. And this is what I saw:

I looked first a t the fortunes of Bee Hawley, our little President. Five years in the future, I saw a great ocean liner taking her abroad on her honeymoon. I am sure she was very happy, for when I dis- covered her, she was sitting on "Deck."

In the midst of the bustling city of Newark, I saw Marian Hobbs, the gble assistant of a prominent undertaker. Her line of jokes and her old-time cackle prove so cheering and inspiring to mourning rela- tives that her services are considered invaluable.

Pat Patterson became so famous for her smile that now, every- where you walk in any American city, her face, set in its customary

grin, beams down a t you from every billboard-an advertisement for . -Colgate's tooth-paste.

Hazel Winans, after long experience on Senior Hall, where knowl- anything in the line of studies is exceeding scarce, has become

a teacher in the Latin department a t Bryn Mawr. It is rumored that he is soon to marry a crabbed old Professor with spectacles and a ig nose, whose admiration for her talents over-ruled his inborn awe f the sex in general.

When the Hawaiian craze died down, the public, ever craving jsomething new, became entranced with Swedish dances, songs, and maid ens. Mabel Howell, whose fame as the world's greatest woman

rtist had even spread to the exclusive ears of Mr. Zeigfield, was com- issioned to paint the Swedish scenery for the 1920 production of the ollies." And against this magnificent background created by

,, :Mabel, our old class-mate, Marty, dances and sings (!) under the ,&age-name of Martini the Swede, in a manner wholly satisfactory

he huge audiences which flock to see this, the greatest of stars, is, the greatest of productions.

Shoopie is pretty travel-worn. For eight years after her gradua- e travelled all over the world in search of a man like that

er of hers. We surely hope she will find such a one soon and down to live happily ever afterwards-but we don't know.

- ,&cording to Shoopie, there isn't any man living who can come up to o perhaps she is destined to be an old maid. d Happy Volger? What is the use of asking? Of course

verything came out just the way everyone always knew it would, lthough she did have a sort of hard time deciding between Middle-

d Middle town. th Hutchison, once away from the restraining influence of

psed into ragtime. It seems sort of sacrilegious, doesn't i t ? e has become a very famous exponent of the art of syncopation,

r, and has written several popular ragtime pieces. Her latest is entitled-"A Kitten Makes a Nice Pet, but I Prefer a Bullock."

Judy Nash is in vaudeville. And Peg Press utterly weary of things feminine, has permanently donned man's apparel, and dances as Judy's partner. In addition t o their theatrical work, they give exhibition dances a t all the leading restaurants under the name of Mr. and Mrs. Crush.

Eddy Bigelow, after some slight difficulties with enterprising

.rivals, went out to Minneapolis to study a peculiar species of "Herb." Like most enthusiasts, she is "wedded to her art."

Lillie Cook is a benefit to the nation. Upon leaving school, she undertook the reform of Brancheville, her old home town. In five years, through the earnest and unceasing endeavors of this estimable lady, that wicked metropolis which had long been the despair of all Christian beholders, was rid of all its dance-halls, cabarets, and bars. Now the five houses that make up Brancheville contain families whose domestic happiness is unbroken by the demon saloon, and the name of Lillie, their benefactress, is continually on their lips.

I saw Sarah Mackey five years hence, one of the greatest emotional actresses on the American stage. Her ability to put herself into the parts she is called upon to play with such realistic force as to arouse the interest and sympathy of her audiences to the highest point has earned for her the name of the second Divine Sarah.

At Smith College I saw Ann Smith, Marguerite Ely, and Jimmy O'Hanlon. Since it was eight years after their graduation from C.C. I., their presence there occasioned me no little surprise. Upon in- vestigation, however, I found that Ely and Jimmy received the Smith diploma four years before,and have been taking Post Graduate courses every year since for the purpose of helping Tone over the rocky road to graduation. They have great expectations of pulling her through this year a t last, after which they intend to spend the re- mainder of their lives in a New York apartment, dividing their time equally between cinnamon toast and the opera.

Bumps Lesher died. Shakespeare or somebody said-"So wise so young do never live longM-and I guess he was right. Anyway, she makes a mighty cute little angel as she strums away on her little harp. She frequently sends messages down to her old school-mates through Louise Hall, who has become one of the most noted mediums in New York City. Louise only practises this profession a t night, however, as she is engrossed in washing heads in an Orphans' Home in the day-time.

Nat Parker, since she had always possessed the ability to make un&nny noises in her throat, was urged by admiring school-mates not to deprive the world of such Heaven-sent talents, but to take up the study of ventriloquism. This she did, and now she nightly graces the boards of the Palace Theatre in the practise of her art. And nightly there sits in the front row a Yale graduate, watching her per-

formance with a worshipping eye. He has had exactly that same kind of an eye for the last eight years, but Nat still stubbornly main- tains that there is enough sunshine in her home without this extra " R.ay."

Next I saw a huge limousine bowling down Fifth Avenue, contain- ing an enormously fat woman-Clara Gifford, as I live! And who, I wondered, was that small, mournful-looking individual who cowered in the front seat beside the chauffeur? It was her husband, known a t his clubs-to which Giffie never allowed him to go-as the most hen- pecked man in America.

Tewks, after several more or less successful matrimonial ventures of her own, became Editor of the column entitled, "Advice to the Love-lorn," in the Newark News. Her assistance to sentimental school-girls with enigmatic admirers, based on her own personal ex- periences, can hardly be exaggerated.

In a far-off land I saw the Appley-woman, jabbering in a strange tongue. She went as a missionary to the Fiji Islands. She was greeted with wonder and amazement by all the savages, and now the poor Appley woman, all unsuspecting, is being fattened up on a diet of beans in preparation for a perfectly wonderful Fiji Island feast.

Katy Rumble, after years of patient labor spent in the training of her voice, now leaves home and family semi-weekly to sing to the inmates of a deaf-and-dumb institution, where her talents are much appreciated.

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I know that I am soon to depart this earthly life, slain in an ardu- ous battle with the Natural Enemy, college entrance exams, and I feel that this will be my last appearance on this terrestial ball. So, on this thirteenth day of June, nineteen seventeen, I inscribe these facts for publication, that the consciousness of the greatness of my prophetic talents may not bloom alone within my own self but that, like the genius of the Cassandra that I once was, it may live on after my decease, to all eternity.

KATHARINE INGHAM, 1917.

OFFICERS OF THE CLASS OF 1917

PRESIDENT

BEATRICE HAWLEY

VICE-PRESIDENT

MARGUERITE RICHMOND ELY

SECRETARY

KATHARINE INGHAM

TREASURER

JULIA SOMERS NASH

SERGEANT-AT-ARMS

LILLIAN MARTIN

CLASS MOTTO

Esse quam videre-"To be rather than to seem"

Class Flower LILY-OF-THE-VALLEY

Class Colors GREEN AND White

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"THEY WHO HAVE PASSED THROUGH GREAT TRIBULATIONS"

RUTH O'HANLON

KATHARINE INGHAM

EMILY TEWKSBURY

LILLIAN COOK

LEILA PRESS

SARAH MACKEY

MIRIAM SHOOP ANN SMITH

MABEL HOWELL

CLARA GIFFORD JULIA NASH

MARION HOBBS

IRENE BIGELOW

MARGUERITE ELY DORIS PATTERSON

EDNA BIGELOW

MARION WALDREN RUTH HUTCHISON

LOUISE HALL

BEATRICE HAWLEY

HILDEGARDE VOLGER HAZEL WINANS

WINIFRED APPLEY

LILLIAN MARTIN NATALIE PARKER

LORETTA LESHER

KATHRYN RUMBLE

WINIFRED APPLEY A E 2

L Entered September, I 9 I 6

"I know thou art religious And hast a thing within thee called a con-

I science."

Agreeable Prudent Philosophical Lank Emaciated Youthful

President German Club (4); Chorus Class (4); Open Meeting Recording Secretary (4); Anniversary Treas- urer (4); Anniversary Play (4).

Exuberant ~ a p p e r '' Dashing Irrepressible Entertaining

CLARA EDNA BIGELOW A 11 11 JAMESTOWN, N. Y.

Entered September, 191 5

"She was not naturally bad, Or vicioqslp inclined But from her early ~ o u t h she had A waggish turn of mind.'"

Anniversary Usher (3); Qdd-term Editor (4); Open Meeting Corresponding Secretary (4); Anniversary First Vice-President (4); Associate Editor 1917 Hack Board (4); Anniversary Play (4).

Leisurely Inquisitive Laughable Large-hearted Incorrigible Extravagant

LILLIAN MOTT COOK A 2 2 BRANCHVILLE, N. J.

Entered September, 19 I 5 6 I In youth and beauty, wisdom is most rare."

Spccer Team (3); Track Team (3); Diokosophian Anni- versary Usher (4); Open Meeting First Vice-President (4); Anniversary Play (4).

MARGUERITE RICHMOND ELY . ,.:

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HAMBURG, CONN. .. I

Entered September, 19 I 3

E5cient hjberal Yawning ( N . B.-The above doesn't fit very well, but Y ' s are scarce)

"Trust her not who hath an innocent coun- tenance."

Odd-term Editor (2); Open Meeting Second Vice- President (2); Class Basketball Team (2, 3, 4); Class Treasurer (3); Trophy Contest (3,4); Odd-term Treas- urer (3); Soccer Team (3,4); Varsity Basketball Team (3, 4); Captain (4); Hockey Team (4); Class Vice- President (4); Vice-President Athletic Association (4); Secretary Y. W. C. A. (4); Odd-term Recording Secre- tary (4); Assistant Editor 1917 Hack Board (4); Open Meeting President (4); Anniversary Editor (4); Callilogian Anniversary Usher (4).

Genuine Independent Fiery Fastidious Industriour Energetic

Laborious Obligidg Unyielding Inpeccable Sociable Efusive

CLARA IRENE GIFFORD O E N MAPLEWOOD, N. J.

Entered September, I914

"Rich in saving common sense."

Glee Club (2); Chorus Class (3, 4); Anniversary Play (2, 3 4,); Class Basketball Team (2,3,4,); Class Soccer Team (3, 4); Captain (3); Class Hockey Team (4); Varsity Basketball Team (3, 4); Winner Tennis Tournament Doubles Cup (2, 3); Singles Cup (3); House Committee (3); Vice-President Athletic Associa- tion (3); Anniversary Treasurer (3); Open Meedng Treasurer (3); Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (4); President House Committee (4); Odd-term Treasurer (4); Anni- versary Corresponding Secretary (4); School News Editor 1917 Hack (4); Open Meeting President (4).

LOUISE CHIPMAN HALL O E N GERMANTOWN, PENN.

Entered September, I g I 4

"If she thinks 'tis so, 'tis so, and there's an end on't."

Chairman Social Committee, Y. W. C. A. 6); Calli- logian Anniversary Usher (4).

Blushing E'ervescent Engaging

BEATRICE HAWLEY O E N,V.V. POUGHKEEPSIE, N. Y. Enter& September, 191 5

"I have marked a thousand blushes to come in t9 he^ face. "

Anniversary Play (3, 4); Class Soccer Team (3, 4); Captain (4); Hockey Team (4jj House Committee (4) (resigned); Y. W: G. A. Cabinet (4). (resigned); Odd-term Editor (4); Annivessary Editor (4); Athletic Association Treasurer (4); President Senior Class (4); Joke Editor 1917 Hack Board (4); Open Meeting Recording Secretary (4).

MARION DOROTHY HOBBS @ E N

NEWARK, N . J .

Entered September, 1916

" A bit of a sport am I."

Chorus Class (4).

Hilarious Optimistic Blithe Boisterous Syncopated

Methodical Extremely (innocent) Benevolent

Harmonious Unique Talent& Canorous Haunted (by Bullock) Illustrious Earnest

MABEL LOUISE HOWELL 2 E @

NEWARK, N. J.

E~tered September, 19 I 5

"No man was ever so much deceived by an- other."

Anniversary Play (3,4); Class Hockey Team (sub.) (4) ; Class Soccer Team (sub.) (4); Art Editor 19x7 Hack (4).

RUTH HUTCHISON A Z E SOMERVILLE, N. J.

Entered September, 191 3

"To hear her claw the ivories!"

Open Meeting Secretary (2, 3); Open Meeting Second Vice-President (4); Anniversary Second Vice-President ( 3 ) ; Odd-term President (4); Y. W. C. A. Vice- President (4); Organ Recital (4); Piano Recital (4); Anniversary Corresponding Secretary (4); Anniver- sary Play (4).

Clever Angelic (?) Spirited Eminent Yankee-i~h

Srk~iant Unusual Meritorious Precocious Sunny

KATHANNE INGHAM I3 E @,V. V.

SOUTH BYFIELD, MASS.

Entered September, 1913

"The fringed curtains of thine eyes ad- vance."

Glee Club ( I) ; Hockey Team ( I, 4); Class Treasurer (2); Swimming Team (2); Class Basketbat1 Team (sub.) (2, 3, 4); Class Soccer Team (3, 4); Odd-term Editor (3 ) ; Open Meeting Editor (3); Trophy Contest (3); Suspender Club (3); Joke Editor 1916 Hack Board (3); Senior Class Secretary (4); Anniversary Corresponding Secretary (4); Varsity Second Team (4); 1917 Class Prophet (4); Odd-term President (4); Editor-in-chief 1917 Hack (4); Open Meeting Editor (4).

LORETTA CROOK LESHER A X E

WILLIAMSTOWN, PENN.

Entered Sept~mber, I 9 I 6

"I never knew so young a body with so old a- heid." - F:X; -. . !I

Open Meeting Editor (4); Secretary of German Club (4); Associate Editor 1917 Hack (4); Anniversary Re- cording Secretary (4); Trophy Contest (4).

Sensational Aspiring Ruddy Accommodating High-strung

SARAH MACKEY O E N TRENTON, N. J.

Entered January, 1916

"Comb down thy hair. Look, it stands upright."

Elocution Contest (3); Anniversary Play (3); Elocu- tion Recital (4); Trophy Contest (4).

LILLIAN MARTIN A t: 2,V. V. PATERSON, N. J.

Entered September, 1913

"The baby figure of the giant mass of things to come."

Microscopic Amusing ~ambuittious Trustworthy Irresistible Exceptional

Class Sergeant-at-arms ( I , 2, 3, 4); Class Soccer Team (3, 4); Class Hockey Team ( I , 4); Track Meet (3); Anniversary Editor (3); Open Meeting Treasurer (3, q!; Secretary Athletic Association (3); Callilogian Anni- versary Usher (3); Suspender Club (3); Odd-term Vice- President (4); Mock-wedding Bride (4); Anniversary President (4); Class Dispensary (4); Anniversary Play

RUTH ADELE O'HANLON

JULIA SOMERS NASH 43 E N,V. V.

CAMDEN, N. J.

Entered January, I 916

"Her eyes twinkled in her head aright As do the stars upon a frosty night."

Elocution Contest (3); Suspender Club (3); Anniversary Play (3, 4); Class Soccer Team (4); Hockey Team (4); Treasurer Senior Class (4); Recording Secretary, Anni- versary Term (4); Open Meeting Corresponding Secre- tary (4); Chorus Class (4); Diokosophian Anniversary Usher (4); Class Dispensary (4); Mock Wedding Groom (4).

Juvenile Unruly Diminutive Yapp ing

Z E Q > GENEVA, N . Y

I ; Entered September, 19 14 . .

"For thy sake, next-door neighbor, I WouId do anything but die."

Anniversary Play (2, 3, 4); Trophy Contest Winner (2); Class Soccer Team (sub.) (3); House Com-

tary (4); Trophy Contest (4). Jolly hiseparable ( f r o m T o n y ) Modest Mischievous Impish Estimable

NATALIE PARKER. Z E a, V. V. MOUNT VERNON, N. Y.

Entered September, I 9 I3

"There's nothing like fun, is there?"

Anniversary Play (2,3,4); Class Secre'a y (3);Anniver- sary Recording Secretary (4); Odd-term Treasurer (4); Elocution Contest (4); Peithosophian Anniversary Usher (4); Open Meeting Corresponding Secretary (4).

I - . .i., . ' ' Naughty

Aduenturous Temperamental

DORIS SCHROTER PATTERSON Z E Q r

BROOKLYN, N. Y.

Enttred September, 191 4

"And her smile was all that I discerned."

King's Daughters Treasurer (2); Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (a, 3,4); Anniversary Treasurer (3); Class Basketball Team (2,4) ; Captain (4); Varsity Second Team (4); Captain (4); Class Soccer Team (4); Class Hockey Team (4); Vice-President and Treasurer of Current Topics Club (4); Anniversary Editor (4); Odd-term Vice-President (4); Open Meeting Vice-President (4).

Particular Aristocratic Truthful

Portly Easy-going Genial

KATHRYN RUMBLE X E @

CRANFORD, N. J.

Entered September, 19 I 6

Knowing Adequate Tuneful (?) Innocuous Expansive

LEILA CHANNON PRESS O E N

NEW YORK CITY

Entered September, I g I q

" It would talk. Ye heavens! How it would talk!"

Glee Club (2); Chorus Class (3, 4); Anniversary Play (3, 4); Elocution Contest (3); Class President (3); Open Meeting Editor (3); Odd-Term Editor (3); Class Basketball Team (3); Varsity Basketball Team (sub.)( 3);Class Soccer Team (3,4); Suspender Club (3) ; Class Hockey Team (4); Captain (4); Odd-term Presi- dent (4); Anniversary Vice-President (4); School Song and Cheer Leader (4); President Current Topics Club (4); Open Meeting Vice-president (4).

, - "Fair, fat, but not quite forty." . .

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Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (4); Substitute Class Hockey Team (4); Substitute Class Soccer Team (4); Substitute , Classbasket Ball Team; Assistant Art Editor Hack Board 19x7.

Stylish

Happy Oldish Obedient Popular Individual Executive

MIRIAM FRANCES SHOOP @ E N

ROCHESTER, N. Y .

Entered September; 191 3

"With honest pride I scorn each selfish ind."

Class President (I); Hockey Team (1, 4); Anniversary Play (I, 3); Callilogian Anniversary Usher (2); Class Basketball Team (2, 3, 4); Varsity Basketball Team (3); Class Soccer Team (3, 4); Secretary of Class (2) ; Mandolin Club (I, 2); Open Meeting Vice-President (2); House Committee (2,4); Y. W. C. A. Cabinet (2, 3,4); Class Vice-President (3); Odd-term President (3); Odd-term Vice-President (4); Anniversary Presiden? (4); Religious Notes 1917 Hack Board (4).

ANN LOVING SMITH 2 E @ HAVANA, CUBA

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Entered September, 1913

Tactful Outspoken Nocturnal

"E'en as a shepherd leads his little flock."

Class Basketball Team (I, 2, 3, 4); Captain (2, '3); Anniversary Play (I , 2, 3, 4); Indoor Meet Captain (I, 2); Swimming Team ( I , 2); Class President (2); Athletic Association Treasurer (2); Winner of Individu- al Indoor Meet Cup (2); Soccer Team (3, 4); Varsity Basketball Team (3, 4); Captain (3); Usher for Peith- osophian Anniversary (3); Athletic Association Presi- dent (3); Y W. C. A. Cabinet (4); Athletic Associstion Business Manager (4); Anniversarv Vice-President (4); Hockey Team (4); Odd-term Corresponding Secre- tary (4); Athletic Notes, I917 Hack (4); Open Meeting Treasurer (4).

Enigmatic

Talkative Emotional Worldly Kissable Sophisticated

HILDEGARDE VOLGER 43 E N L

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PASSAIC, N. J.

Entered September, 1916

"Arms and the man I sing."

Class Hockey Team (4) ;Class Soccer Team (4); President .4thletic Association (4); Anniversary Corresponding Secretary (4) (resigned); Anniversary Play (4); Open Meeting Editor (4).

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Pep PY Peact.ful (until riled) Ytlling

Helpful Argumentative Zealous Edifying Loquacious

HAZEL MAUD WINANS E E Q,

HEMPSTEAD, L. I.

Entered September, I 9 I 3

"A good face is a letter of recommendation As a good heart is a letter of credit."

Class Basketball Team (I, 2,3,4); Class Hockey Team (I, 4); Trophy Contest Winner (2); Y. W. C. A. Secre- tary (2); Class Soccer Team (3, 4); Varsity Basketball Team (3,4); Y. W. C. A. Vice-President 73); Odd-term Treasurer (3); House Committee (3) (resigned); Win- ner Tennis Doubles Cup (3); Assistant Editor 1916 Hack (3); Anniversary Play (I, 2, 3, 4); Anniversary President (4); Odd-term Secretary (4); Y . W. C. A. President (4); Business Manager I917 Hack (4); Open Meeting President (4).

CLASS WILL WE, the CLASS OF 1917, being of sound and disposing mind

and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking any and all wills hereto- fore made by us.

First: We direct kh?t all our just debts and funeral expenses be paid as soon after our death as possible.

Second: We give and bequeath to C. C. I. our wishes, hopes, and prayers for its success and prosperity in the years to come and for the peace and quiet it has missed during the past four years.

Third: We give and bequeath to the members of the faculty residing on Senior Hall, ear trumpets and magnifying glasses, to hear and see next year's class, and may they have an abiding appreciation of them-when they do see and hear them.

Fourth: We give and bequeath to Miss Mary Isabella Brecken- ridge peace and quiet, to restore the shattering of her nerves occa- sioned by the class of 1917.

Fifth: We give and bequeath to Miss Joy's studio a new coat of varnish for the floor and a new blotter for the desk; and to the Junior Class the privilege of holding their "feeds" there in the future.

Sixth: We give and bequeath to the Junior Class all the cups that we have won in our four years here.

Seventh: We give and bequeath Clara Edna Bigelow's ability to act foolish to Florence Mae Rohrabaugh.

Eighth: We give and bequeath Ruth AdCle O'Hanlon's constancy in her case on Ann to Helen Hull Raser, who has a new one every week.

Ninth: We give and bequeath the brains of Lillian Vivian Eliza~ beth Genevieve Grape-Juice Martin to Elizabeth Gregory Warner.

Tenth: We give and bequeath the combined sweetness of the voices of Miriam Frances Shoop, Katharine Green Rumble and Beatrice Virginia Hawley, the three outgoing members of the Mari- gold' Quartette, to Flora Jeanne McGeachen, the only surviving member.

Eleventh: We give and bequeath Clara Irene Gifford's and Ruth Madeline Hutchison's hours of study and misery as Seniors in the music course to Priscilla Bradstreet Whipple.

Twelfth: We give and bequeath Hazel Maude Winan's business head and common sense to Lucie Winifred Freeland.

Thirteenth: We give and bequeath Julia Somer Nash's size to Marie Josephine Rodenbough, and we wish her all success in shrinking.

Fourteenth: We give and bequeath Hildegarde Marjorie Volger's loud Ha-Ha to combine with Alma Damn Brewster's soft giggle.

Fifteenth: We give and bequeath, Louise Chipman Hall's bunch of detachable curls to Florence Chew Woolston.

Sixteenth: We give and bequeath Doris Schroter Patterson's week- end parties to Mildred Belle Merchant.

Seventeenth: We give and bequeath Beatrice Virginia Hawley's "pep " to Florence Wilhelmina Sloat.

Eighteenth: We give and bequeath the beauty of Natalie Yvonne Parker to Louise Elizabeth Petsche, regardless of her own.

Nineteenth: We give, devise and bequeath the dare-devil reckless spirit of Marion Dorothy Hobbs to Prudence Woodruff Rindell.

Twentieth: We give and bequeath Winifred Appley's slimness and quietness to Marion Louise Clark.

I N WITNESS WHEREOF we have hereunto subscribed our names and affixed our seals this 12th day of June, 1917.

Subscribed, sealed, published and declared by the above named testatrices this 12th day of June, 1917, as and for their last will and testament in the presence of us, who, a t their request, and in their presence and in the presence of each other, have hereunto signed our names as subscribing witnesses.

MARGUERITE R. ELY, Residing a t C. C. I., Hackettstown, N. J. ANN I,L SMITH, Residing a t C. C. I., Hackettstown, N. J.

WHAT THE SCHOOL THINKS OF THE SENIOR CLASS

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Most Popular Prettiest . . NAT PARKER - Best Dancer . HAPPY VOLGER

Cutest . . JUDY NASH

Best Sport . . MARION HOBBS

Worst Flirt . . JUDY NASH Biggest Drag with Faculty . . NAT PARKER

Best Athlete . CLARA GIFFORD

Best Dresser . HAPPY VOLGER

Best Natured . . SHOOPIE Most Generous . . HAPPY VOLGER Funniest . . EDDY BIGELOW Cleverest . . CASEY INGHAM

Best Bluffer . PEG PRESS

Class Cut-up . . MARION HOBBS Class Cherub . . BUMPS LESHER

Most Pep . . BEE HAWLEY Most Polite . SHOOPIE Best School Spirit . SHOOPIE Most Sensible . . HAZEL WINANS

The class of I917 as a whole is 127 feet 3$ inches tall, 439 years 9 months old, . and weighs 2,997 pounds. The class Shrimp is Marty, the class Heavy-weight is

Peg Press, the class Baby is Casey Ingham, and Shoopie is the Grand Old Woman. It would take some class to break this record!

1917 C L A S S S O N G

TUNE-LONG, LONG TRAIL

Days have drifted by us swiftly, Soon we must depart, But our pride and love for C. C. I. Will ever linger in each heart. Oh, what memories come flooding Through our thoughts to-day, As from our Alma Mater's gates we go For we leave her for always.

Chorus

It's been four long years of toiling, etc.

Working, toiling, ever fighting We have struggled on, I n our lessons and athletics This has been our song. "To be rather than to seem" Is our motto true, As we step forth on to life's broad way Dear 'seventeen, we cheer for you.

Chorus

It's been four long years of toiling

T o reach the goal of our dreams Till we say farewell forever And sail out on life's broad stream. It's been four long years of toiling

; J And striving hard a t work and play, But our eyes are dim, our hearts are sad As we part forever to-day.

THE JUNIOR CL, .,.,-1918

JUNIOR CLASS 1 9 1 8

" Y e few, ye happy few. . . . Y Y

Colors: Purple and White. Flower: Violet.

OFFICERS President . FLORENCE WOOLSTON Vice-president . ELIZABETH WARNER Secretary . JOSEPHINE RODENBOUGH Treasurer . LUCIE FREELAND

MEMBERS Alma Brewster . . Bay Shore, L. I . Marion Clark . . Philadelphia, Pa. Lucie Freeland. . Maywood, N. J . Flora McGeachin . . Larchmont, N . Y . Mildred Merchant . . Morris Plainr, N . J Louise Petsche . : Yonkers, N . Y . rudence Rindell . . Cranford, N . J . osephine Rodenbough . Earton, Pa. elen;/Raser . . Englewood, N . J.

Florence Sloat . Staten Irland, N . Y . True Wagar . . Oxford, N . J. Elizabeth Warner . . Brooklyn, N . Y . Priscilla Whipple . . Hackettstown, N . J . Florence Woolston . . Ocean Grove, N . J .

SOPHOMORE CLASS 1 9 1 9

" The Seniors were born for large things The Freshmen were born for small, But it hasn't been recorded Why the Sophomores were born at all."

Class President . . GRETA ENESTROM

Elnis Dietrich . Greta Enestrom Eleanor Jackson . Adeline Kingsbury . Mildred Louder . Althea Mundorf . Ruth Ogden . Gladys Piercy . Katharine Steadman Dorothy Stromberg . Dorothy Thomas . Helen Trumbower . Anna Van Wagner . Letitia Wilcox . .

MEMBERS

SPECIAL CLASS

Irene Bigelow . Beatrice Haring Lois Bostedo . Florence Sparnon . Florence Selleck Luella Hoyner . Leta park'! . :@a * Marion Waldron .

Newark, N . J . Staten Island,' N . Y. . Pen Argyle, Pa. . Bridgeport, Conn.

Nazareth, Pa. . New York City

Chatham, N . J . . Staten Island, N. Y . Staten Island, N . Y .

Newark, N. J . . Flushing, L. I .

. Andover, N . J . . Oradell, N. J . . Toledo, Ohio

. Jamestown, N . Y .

. Hackenrack, N . J . Netcong, N . J .

. Hackettstown, N . J .

. Binghamton, N. Y.

. Hackettstown, N . J.

. Port Morris, N . J. . New Germantown, N. J.

FRESHMAN CLASS 1918

"Children are the to-morrom of Society."

President . HAZEL HUTCHISON

MEMBERS

Vivian Bertrand . Frances Brown Alice Haskell . Hazel Hutchison . Roberta Lowrey . Helen Manderville . Mary Elizabeth Neff Anna Roberts Margaret Rumsey . Alice Shaw . Elizabeth Shaw . Lizeta Tenney Arvilla Winne . Mabel Wyder . Alma Seaman .

Hackettrtown, N. J. . Easton, Pa.

. Bloomfield, N. J .

. Montgomery, N. Y.

. Madiron, AT. J . . Pompton Plainr, N. J .

. Eart Orange, N. J .

. Philadelphia, Pa.

. Paterson, N . J.

. Providence, R . I . . . . Providence, R . I .

. River Edge, N . J . . Harbrouck Heightr, N. J . . Dougla.rton Manor, N. Y .

. Maplewood, N. J.

PRELIMINARY CLASS

Lillian Atkinson . Helen Bullock . Claire Bailey :

Carolyn Clark . Helen Galloway . Dorothy Green .

. Trenton, N . J.

. Trenton, N. J . Newark, N. J .

. Brooklyn, N. Y .

. Brooklyn, N. Y .

. Scarrdale, N. Y .

S O C I E T I E S

DIOKOSOPHIAN SOCIETY X E @

FOUNDED 1874

Colorr: Gold and Black

SORORES RUTH O'HANLON NATALIE PARKER

DORIS PATTERSON

GLADYS PIERCY

HELEN RASER

PRUDENCE RINDELL KATHRYN RUMBLE

FLORENCE SLOAT

ANN SMITH

HAZEL WINANS

EVELYN WOOD

FLORENCE WOOLSTON

Berenice de Reltrand, Mary Williams, Margaret Heath, Naomi Cooper and Ad6le Westing, members of the Diokosophian Society, have left school during the year,

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PROGRAMME

THE GROWTH OF THE AMERICAN NATION

I-Hiawatha's Wooing . . MISSES SMITH AND PARKER

2-Courtship of Miles Standish . ru! MISSES RUMSEY AND WOOLSTON 3-Nathan Hale . MISS RUMSEY ++-Betsy Ross . . MISS FREELAND

7-Emigrants .

8-Suffrage -Red Cross . 10--Columbia .

The Scroll .

OPEN MEETING OFFICERS

President . . HAZEL WINANS

Vice-president . DORIS PATTERSON

Editor KATHARINE INGHAM

Treasurer . d ANN LOVING SMITH

Recording Secretary . . RUTH O'HANLON Corresponding Secretary . . NATALIE PARKER

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Vice-president . ,. . DORIS PATTERSON

Treasurer . . NATALIE PARKER

Editor . . RUTH O'HANLON Recording Secretary . . HAZEL WINANS

Corresponding Secretary . . ANN LOVING SMITH

FORTY-SECOND ANNIVERSARY OF THE DIOKOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

SATURDAY EVENING, DECEMBER THE NINTH NINETEEN HUNDRED AND SIXTEEN

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LILLIAN MARTIN . Callilogian JULIA SYBIL NASH . . Peithosophian MARY WILLIAMS . . Diokosophian FLORENCE WOOLSTON . , Diokosophian

PROGRAM

War March of the Priests from "Athalia" . . Mendelssohn First Piano: HELEN TRUMBOWER-NATALIE PARKER

Second Piano: A D ~ L E WESTING-ALMA BREWSTER

"TWELFTH NIGHT" or "WHAT YOU WILL"

Orsino, Duke of Illyria , . ANN SMITH

Valentine, servant to Orsino , . PRUDENCE RINDELL Olivia, a rich countess . NATALIE PARKER

Sir Tobey Belch, uncle to Olivia . . DORIS PAT~ERSON Malvolio, steward to Olivia . . MARGARET RUMSEY

Maria, maid to Olivia , HAZEL WINANS

. ALTHEA MUNDORF A Clown Servants to Olivia { BERENICE D E BELTRAND Sir Andrew Aguecheeck, friend to Sir Tobey , . LUCIE FREELAND Viola j RUTH ~ H A N L O N Sebastian Twin sister and brother 1 KATHARINE INGHAM A Sea Captain An Officer 1 . . KATHRYN RUMBLE

gntonio, friend to Sebastian . MABEL HOWELL

Scene-A city in Illyria

PEITHOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

Colors: Gold and Blue

SORORES

LILLIAN ATKINSON JULIA NASH

FRANCES BROWN MARY NEFF

MARION CLARK LEILA PRESS

GRETA ENESTROM JOSEPHINE RODENBOUGH

HELEN GALLOWAY FLORENCE ROHRABAUGH

CLARA GIFFORD ALMA SEAMAN

LOUISE HALL MIRIAM SHOOP

REATRICE HARING KATHERINE STEADMAN BEATRICE HAWLEY DOROTHY STROMBERG

MARION HOBBS LIZETA TENNEY

MILDRED LOUDER EMILY TEWKSBURY

ROBERTA LOWREY DOROTHY THOMAS

SARAH MACKEY ANNA VAN WAGONER

MILDRED MERCHANT HILDEGARDE VOLGER

ELIZABETH WARNER

Xaomi Gelofian and Gertrude Demerest, members of the Peithosophian Society, have left school during the year.

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OPEN MEETING OF THE PEITHOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL 21, 1917

"AN EVENING WITH T H E ALLIES"

Piano Solo . . MISS TEWKSBURY The Rursian National Hymx

Readings

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"Oniy a Borhe" By Robert Srroicr '' The Renelation" J

. MISS HALL

" The Marseillaise" . MISS PRESS

" The Black Door"

. MISSES HALL, HOBBS, AND PRESS

. MISS VOLGER

. MISS TEWKSBURY "Keep the Home Firer Bu~ning"

Star Spangled Banner

OPEN MEETING OFFICERS

President . CLARA IRENE GIFFORD Vice-president . . LEILA CHANNON PRESS

Editor . HILDEGARDE VOLGER

Treasurer ELIZABETH WARNER

Recording Secretary BEATRICE HAWLEY Corresponding Secretary . JULIA SOMERS NASH

ODD-TERM OFFICERS

President . LEILA CHANNON PRESS

V$e-President . . MIRIAM SHOOP

~ l $ i t o r . . BEATRICE HAWLEY Treasurer . CLARA IRENE GIFFORD

Recording Secretary , KATHARINE STEADMAN Corresponding Secretary . . EMILY TEWKSBURY

THIRTY-SIXTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE PEITHOSOPHIAN SOCIETY

SATURDAY EVENING, MARCH THE THIRD

NINETEEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN

USHERS

LOREITA LESHER Callilogian

NATALIE PARKER . . Diokosophian GRETA ENESTROM . Peithosophian JOSEPHINE RODENBOUGH . . Peithosophian

PROGRAM

Wedding March from "Midsummer Night's Dream" Mendelssohn

Organ : CLARA GIFFORD

First Piano: EMILY TEWKSBURY-JULIA NASH

Second Piano: MARION HOBBS-ALMA SEAMAN

"THE IMPORTANCE O F BEING EARNEST" By Orcar WiZde

Algernon Moncrieff, approved Bunburyist . . K. STEADMAN Lane, servant to Algernon . F. BROWN

John Worthing, a most earnest-looking J. P. . . L. C. PRESS

Lady Bracknell, only socially successful . . CLARA GIFFORD

Hon. Gwendolyn Fairfax, her daughter, of simple, unspoiled nature - .

BEATRICE HAWLEY ~vliss Prism, remotely connected with education . . HILDEGARDE VOLGER

Cecily Cardew, to whom German only is unbecoming . . JULIA NASH

Mary, maid a t the Manor House . . ANNA VAN WAGNER

Rev. Canon Ghasuble, rector a t Woolton . MARION HOBBS

ACT I. Algy's rooms in Half Moon Street. ACT 11. The garden a t the Manor House, Woolton. ACT 111. Same as Act 11.

CALLILOGIAN SOCIETY

Founded 1 861 at Pennington Seminary Re-founded 1910 at C. C. I.

Colors: Gold and White

SORORES

Mildred Caldwell and Katharine Wintermute, members of the Callilogian Society, have left school during the year.

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MARCH 17, 1917

PROGRAM

Piano Solo-Phantasie . . PRISCILLA WHIPPLE

Sketch of St. Patrick's Life . . WINIFRED APPLEY

Reading-"Dying Confession of Peter McCabe" . . ANNA ROBERTS

Vocal solo, Irish Love Song . . ELIZABETH SHAW

History of the Blarney Stone . . ADELYN KINGSBURY

Irish Dance RUTH HUTCHISON, LOUISE PETSCHE, LILLIAN COOK, LETITIA WILCOX

Piano Solo-Kunsterleben . . RUTH HUTCHISON

The Star . . , , , , , ? , , . . . LORE~TA LESHER 0 - , - - _ 8 . .

OPEN MEETING OFFICERS

President . MARGUERITE ELY

First Vice-president . . LILLIAN COOK

Second Vice-president . . . RUTH HUTCHISON

Recording Secretary . WINIFRED APPLEY

Corresponding Secretary . EDNA BIGELOW Treasurer . LILLIAN MARTIN

Editor . . LORETTA LESHER

ODD TERM OFFICERS

President . . RUTH HUTCHISON

FIRST VICE-PRESIDENT . . LILLIAN MARTIN

Second Vice-president , . MILDRED CALDWELL

Recording Secretary . . MARGUERITE ELY

Corresponding Secretary . . ALICE SHAW

tii'reasurer . TRUE WAGAR

Editor . EDNA BIGELOW

FIFTY-SIXTH ANNIVERSARY OF THE CALLILOGIAN SOCIETY

SATURDAY EVENING, APRIL THE TWENTY-EIGHTH

NINETEEN HUNDRED AND SEVENTEEN

USHERS

RUTH ~ H A N L O N . . Diokosophian LOUISE HALL . Peithosophian MARGUERITE ELY . Callilogian ALICE SHAW . . Callilogian

PROGRAM

Soldier's March from " Faust " Organ: RUTH HUTCHISON

First Piano: PRISCILLA WHIPPLE-TRUE WAGAR

Second Piano: LORETTA LESHER-HAZEL HUTCHISON

"THE ELOPEMENT O F ELLEN" A farce Comedy in three Acts

BY MARIE J. WARREN

Richard Ford, a devoted young husband . . R. HUTCHISON Molly, his wife . . ELIZABETH SHAW

Robert Shepard, Molly's brother . T. WAGAR

Max Ten Eych, a chum of Robert's . . W. APPLEY

Dorothy Marck, a guest of Mrs. Ford's, engaged to Max . LILLIAN COOK

June Haverhill, who is doing some special investigation for economics courses during the summer LILLIAN MARTIN

John Hume, Rector of St. Agnes' . . E. BIGELOW

ACT I. Breakfast-room a t Mrs. Ford's home, eight A. M. :/

ACT 11. Corner of Mrs. Ford's garden the next day a t five A. M.

ACT 111. Same corner in the evening of the same day.

SCENE. Pleasant Hill, a suburb of New York City. TIME. Summer of 1916.

SENIOR MOCK WEDDING

CAST

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Priest . Idol Groom's Father Groom's Mother ,

Groom's Grandmother Groom's Grandfather Bride's Mother Bride's Father . Bride's Grandmother . Bride's Grandfather . Little Brother .

Bride's Attendant . . WINIFRED APPLEY

Guests, Attendants, etc. HILDEGARDE VOLGER, LORETTA LESHER, IRENE BIGELOW,

THE SENIOR MOCK WEDDING

The Whitnee Temple, on the night of January the twenty- seventh, was the scene of a most beautiful wedding, in which Chew Long and Sen-Sen were united in holy matrimony.

Through the air, thick with the curling smoke of incense, the grim figure of the most reverend high god was barely distinguishable. At the feet of this towering image, each newcomer worshipped in suffocated silence, before taking his place to await the festivities of the evening.

When the guests were all assembled and yelling impatiently for the ceremony to begin, the opening notes of that magnificent Chinese wedding march, " Chop-sticks," resou'nded throughout the temple, hailing the entrance of the priest. He hobbled majestically down the aisle, muttering incantations and scattering rice.

Next, the roly-poly form of the bride-groom appeared. It must be admitted that his expression was not a happy one, and he showed such a disinclination to take part in the affair that the priest was forced to propel him down the aisle by main force.

The bridegroom was followed by his father, the Honorable Bloo Ming Nut and his humble mother, See Lee Cow. After these came the intimate friends of the family who, after performing fan- tastic contortions before the nervously-fidgetting bridegroom, retired to the right of the priest.

Then a mighty shout was heard and all strained forward eagerly, to observe the other half of the bridal party in its progress to the altar. A jinrickisha bore the bride, heavily veiled, followed by her parents and friends, all of whom were viewed with unutterable scorn and loathing by the groom's family.

When the procession reached the altar, the bride was assisted from her jinrickisha, and stood, the target of all eyes, heavily veiled in streaming mosquito netting.

After she had paid her homage to the idol and the assembled com- pany, the bridegroom was reluctantly shoved forward, and back to back, they stood before the priest.

Two flaming streamers of ribbon were tied to form the nuptial knot. Then the newly-weds faced each other, while the bride's at- tendant lifted her veil with a long wand, p~rmitt ing the groom for the first time to gaze upon the features of his wife. Stunned by her cabbage eilrs, marvelling at her wondrous warts and overcome by the disclosure of her teethless gums, he fell back fainting. However, due to a constitution of inherent strength, he rallied sufficiently to seize his wife and to stagger with her out of the temple.

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T H E CAFE CHANTANT

The Athletic Association gave a cabaret on the evening of March twenty-second in the recreation hall. Little tables, low lights, good eats (for good money) and an excellent bill of.performers were among the elements that added to the enjoyment of the patrons. The following impersonations were very ably given.

Pavlowa . . MISS EDNA BIGELOW

The Marigold Quartet . MISSES SHOOP, RUMBLE, HAWLEY AND MCGEACHIN

Frances White. . MISS NASH

Emma Carus . MISS HOBBS

Valeska Suratt . MISS INGHAM

Mr. and Mrs. Castle . MISSES RODENBOUGH AND MARION CLARK

Bernard Granville . . MISS PRESS

T H E MINSTREL SHOW

The Y. W. C. A. Cabinet provided entertainment for the school in the form of a Minstrel Show, Saturday evening, March tenth. A dark cloud hung over Senior Hall before and after the performance, due to the burning of cork. As this evening was the one time in all the year when we were permitted to take the names of the faculty in vain, the affair was a huge success. Those who took part in this per- formance were the Misses Hawley, Smith, C. Clark, Bailey, E. Shaw, Mackey, Gifford, Shoop, Nash, Press, Hobbs, Bigelow, Rodenbough, Parker, and Patterson.

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ORGANIZATIONS

YOUNG WOMEN'S CHRISTIAN ASSOCIATION

OFFICERS

President . HAZEL WINANS

Vice-president . . RUTH HUTCHISON

Secretary . . MARGUERITE ELY

Treasurer . . ELIZABETH WARNER

COMMITTEES

Social . Missionary . Religious . F' inance Conference . Music . Social Service . Association News . Membership

THE ATHLETIC ASSOCIATION

; I OFFICERS

President . . Vice-President .

Secretary . Treasurer . . . Business Manager

VEREIN FUR PRAKTISCHES TUN All students of C. C. I. taking a course in German are ipso facto eligible to be-

come members of the Yerein Fur Praktisches Tun. The purpose of this Society is to call attention to and to arouse interest in the more significant contributions of Germany to the world of arts, and, more especially in this year of international struggle, to afford to its members opportunity to become efficient in the interpreta- tion of German language and behavior for the best interests of the United States of America.

OFFICERS

President . . WINIFRED APPLEY

Yice-President . . ELIZABETH WARNER

Secretary . . LORETTA LESHER

Treasurer . . JULIA NASH

HOUSE COMMITTEE Chairman . . CLARA GIFFORD

CURRENT TOPICS CLUB President . LEILA PRESS

Secretary and Treasurer .. . DORIS PATTERSON

Librarian ANNA VAN WAGONER

A T H L E T I C S

ATHLETIC RECORD

CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP HOCKEY CUP Class of 1917 CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP SOCCER CUP ; . CLASS CHAMPIONSHIP BASKETBALL CUP . INDOOR MEET CUP

INDIVIDUAL INDOOR MEET CUP . - 0 IF. .a Ann Smith, '17 SECOND PLACE, INDOOR MEET . . Clara Gifford, '17 THIRD PLACE,' INDOOR MEET . . . Alice Haskell, '20

'VARSITY CAPTAIN, 1917 Marguerite Ely, '17 SWIMMING CUP, 1917 . . Flora McGeachin

The following are the Track Records for Spring, 1916.

HOP, SKIP AND JUMP . .Beatrice Hawley ('17) 25'3'' STANDING HIGH JUMP . . Helen Bullock ('21) 37" RUNNING HIGH JUMP . . -'=: Aroxy Tegnasian ('21) 49" STANDING BROAD J U MP . >< - ?;J - .,d Aroxy Tegnasian ('21) 7' RUNNING BROAD JUMP . elen Bullock ('21) 11' 3" 50 YARD DASH . Aroxy Tegnasian ('21) 7" BASKETBALL THROW . . ~ r o x ~ Tegnasian ('21) 54' 8" INDIVIDUAL TENNIS C UP. . Clara Gifford, '17 DOUBLES TENNIS CUP . . Clara Gifford, '17

Hazel Winans, '17

WEARERS OF T H E C. C. I.

M. Ely A. Seaman H. Raser C. Gifford J. Rodenbough A. Winne H. W' inam G. Enestrom F. McGeachin B. Hawley A. Smith A. Shaw

H. Bullock

WEARERS OF NUMERALS

Brewster, A., '18 Lowery, R., '20 Seaman, A., '20 Brown, F., '20 Martin, L., ' Shaw, A., '20 Bullock, H., '20 Merchant, $7 '18 Shaw, E., '20 Dietrich, E., '19 Mundorf, A,, '19 Shoo M., '17 Ely, M., '17 Nash, J., '17 smitR: A., '17 Enestrom, G., '19 Neff, M., '20 Steadman, K., '19 Freeland, L., '18 Patterson, D., '17 Tenney, L., '20 Gifford, C., '17 Petsche, L., '18 Thomas, D., '20 Haskell, A., '20 Press, L., '17 Van Wagoner, A . , ' I ~ ~ a d e ~ , B., '17 Raser, H., '19 Volger, H., '17 Howell, M., '17 Rindell, P., '18 Warner, E., '18 Ingham, K., '17 Roberts, A., '20 Whipple, P., '18 Jackson, E., ' Rodenbough, J., '18 Wilcox, L., ' Kingsbury, ~ f P ' 1 8 Rohrabaugh, F., '18 ~ i n a n s , H., '& Louder, M., '19 Rumble, K., '17 Winne, A., '20

Woolston, F., '18 Wyder, M., '20

VARSITY BASKETBALL TEAM Left to right-Top row: Rodenbough (g.), Enestrom (i) Second row: McGeachin (sub. g.), Stead- man (s. c.). Third row: Winne (sub), Smith (c.), Seaman (Sub. f.). Front row: Gifford (f.), Captain

Ely (g.), Winans (f.)

T H E SENIOR GYMNASIUM CLASS Winners of the Annual Indoor Meet-1914, 1915, 1916, 1917

SENIOR SOCCER TEAM Left to right-Top row: Ely (r. i.), Shoop (c. b.), Smith (I. i.), Press (g.), Patterson (1. f. b.), Ingham (I. h. b.) Front row: Nash (I. e.), W~nans (r. e.), Captain Hawley (r. h. b.), Gifford (c. f.) Martin (r. f. h.)

SENIOR BASKETBALL TEAM Left to right-Top row: Winans (f.) Front row: Shoop (s. r.);.Smith (c.), Captain Patterson (g.),

Gifford (f.), Ely (g.)

SENIOR HOCKEY TEAM Left to right-Martin (r. w.), Ely (r. h. b.), Winans (1. i.), Shoop (c. h. b.), Smith (r, i.), Captain Press

(g.), Patterson (r. f. b.), Gifford (c. f.), lngham (I. f. b.), Hawley (I. h. b.), Nash (I. w.)

UNDERCLASSMAN HOCKEY TEAM h. b.) Second row: Warner '18 (r. w.)

Front row: A. Shaw '20 (r. f. b.), Brews b.), Mundorf '19 (I. f. b.)

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JUNIOR Sc _ _:ER TEAM Left to right-Top row: Warner (r. h. b.), Merchant (c. b.) Second row: Rindell (I, e.), Rohrabaugh (1. f. b.), Petsche (r. f. b.), Woolston (1. i.), Brewster (I, h. b.), Kingsbury (r. e.) Front row: Roden-

bough (g.), Captain McGeachin (c. f.), Freeland (r. i.)

JUNIOR BASKETBALL TEAM Left to right-Top row: Petsche (s. c.), Brewster (g.), McGeachin (c.) Front row: Freeland (f.),

Captain Rodenbough (g.), Woolston (f.)

SOPHOMORE SOCCER TEAM Left to right-Top row: Deitrich (I. e.), Thomas (1. f. b.), Enestrom (I. i.), Mundorf (I. h. b.), Wilcox

(sub.) Second row: Van Wagoner Ir. h. b.), Raser (r. I.). Tackson (sub.) Fron N: Capta teadman (c. 1

SOPHOMORE BASKETBALL TEAM Left to right-Top row :Van Wagoner (sub), Raser (s. c.). Front row: Steadman (c.), Captain

Enestrom (g.), Thomas (f.). Westing (f.), and Cooper (g.), absent

FRESHMAN BASKETBALL TEAM Left to right-Top row: Winne (g.) A. Shaw (f.)Neff (s. c.) Seaman (f) Wider (g) Front row: Captain

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Left LU .,6A,L -Top row. ..uw=nLa \,. ubann,aal uku.m (I. f. b., vulauL~ \L. L., ,,. ,,. "., Front row: Haskell (r. f. b. ) Winne (p. i.) Captain A. Shaw (c. f.) Tenney (I. h. b.) Wider (c. b.)

FACTS AND FICTION.

TRAGEDIES ENACTED BY THE WHITNEY HALL PLAYERS

. Almost any Senior . Billy Williams . Casey Ingham

Why that man from Lehigh so fre- quently journeys to Hackettstown and and sends up his card to Miss Merchant

. The Faculty Slogan . The Seniors To Anniversary

. See Judy + . Exams.

After Tony Gym

. T o the Station That extra one a t Junior meetings

Happy . Casey Ingham

ELEGY WRITTEN IN THE C. C. I. STUDY HALL

(With Apologies)

My trot, it is of thee, Means of my getting "B,"

Of thee I sing; You keep me glad and gay, You rid my hair of gray, You drive dull care away,

' And comfort bring.

But every little while, I think an awful pile,

And I decree- That I'll stop using you ; For if my father knew, From whence my knowledge grew-

Heaven help poor me!

Famous Scotts -- Emulsion.

Sir Walter --. Great --!

Judy

Teacher-" What part of the chicken do you wish?" Hobbs-" Some of the meat, please."

Greta-" What's the matter, bum ? " Steady (grumpily) -" I flunked !" Greta, (sympathetically) -" Why, how'd you come to flunk?" Steady-"You boob, I didn't come to flunk--I came to pass!"

A bluffer-The girl who, when asked what Caesar said when Brutus stabbed him, replies: "Ouch!"

Nat (wishing to air her knowledge of Bible)-"Which of the parables do you like best ?"

Snitz (after deep thought)-"The one where somebody loafs and fishes."

Hiem came down to Ann. Marty took him up to Cal Hall. " Je t'adore," said Hiem, ardently. "Guess I will," said Marty, "you never can tell who's coming in

here."

Mr. Nolan to Casey Ingham-"Yes, this book will do half your lessons."

Casey (frantically) -" Give me two of them ! "

Teacher in Cookery Lecture-" Science has proved that a man can live on Limburger cheese alone."

Fish Haring-"If he's going to eat that stuff, he ought to live alone ! "

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Lives there a girl with soul so dead Who, rolling to get thin, has never said, As hard against a chair she hits her head, ! ? ! ! ? ! ? ! ! ? ! * !

CAN YOU IMAGINE-

Hacket fstown Without C. C. I. Babe and Althea With long and curling Iashes. Nat Parker Without a mouthful of Cailleur's.

peg Without Shoopie. Hutchy Without a piano on one side and

Bullock on the other Study-hall Without an occupant. The Honor Roll for the care of room With Casey Ingham on it. Frances Brown On time to breakfast. Dot Thomas If she didn't get that daily letter.

Mickey On the honor roll. Hobbs In Heaven. True Wagar Reading Snappies.

WINNERS OF EVENTS IN THE SENIOR CLASS TRACK MEET

Standing Broad Grin . Dining-room Dash . Late-to-Class Leap. Translation Trot . Midnight Frolic . Card Gambol . .

A SENIOR MEETING A very important meeting of the Senior Class is announced in

the dining-room. The members of the class seize their knitting and amble to North

Parlor with resigned though business-like expressions of countenance. After our honored President has edified the company for fifteen min- utes by sundry caperings, she assumes a stern aspect and raps smartly on the table with a knitting-needle-a lady-like way of saying "Shut up." Conversations throughout the room are reduced to lower tones, and Martin, whose colossal form is discovered drowsily reclining on the couch, is unceremoniously thrust forth to do her duty as Sergeant- at-arms. After someone has stated the object of the meeting, a moment of rare silence elapses while the idea penetrates. Six dif- ferent motions are then made a t one and the same moment. A dis- cussion begins, which, with the increasing annoyance of everyone a t the innate stupidity of everyone else, rises to a deafening uproar. The president, with a truly amazing exhibition of unsuspected vocal powers manages a t last to make heard her yowls for peace, and a grateful calm reigns, broken only by the squawks of Judy, called forth by some remark of Peg's, and by the sonorous tones of Giffie inquiring how many stitches you cast on for the sleeves. When Jude has ceased her own conversation long enough to emit an emphatic- "Sh-h-h!" a discussion arises as to the necessity of discussing the subject in question so early in the year, and a motion is finally carried to argue the point later.

Some blooming idiot for the twenty-eighth time brings up the subject of class emblems. There issues an excellent imitation of a Polish riot, during which our President is seen to mop the perspiration from her haggard brow. A vote is eventually taken. As a result, five members of the class want pins, five prefer rings, five desire bracelets, five insist on pendants, and five consider it utterly absurd to have anything. The President's feeble cries of "Order," a t this juncture make about as much commotion in this maddened throng as eating marshmallows in a foundry. The thoroughly exasperated woman lobks about ready to yell for embalming fluid when above the hair-raising din the 1.00 o'clock bell is faintly discerned, and with appropriate remarks on the utter idiocy of one another, the members of the class of 1917 dash forth from Senior meeting.

EDITOR.

PROVERBS

I . A Senior Hall carpet-sweeper gathers no dust. 2. Every girl's man has a silver framing. 3. A whisper in time saves a flunk. 4. It's a C. C. I. piano that has no tuning. 5 . A little bill maketh a glad father. 6. Never put away for to-morrow what you can eat to-day. 7. The pen may be mightier than the sword, but neither of

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them has anything on the red pencil. I

8. How far the little candle throws its beams! So shines a good "A" on a bum report-card.

9. Consider the Seniors, how they pass; they toil not, neither do they work, yet even ye Juniors, with all your labors, receive not . marks like one of these.

(I wonder why ? ! I)

A STUDY IN SOUNDS

SCENE-SANCTUM OF THE SENIORS OF C. C. I.

-Bumps and the Appley-woman arise to study. -Peace disturbed by faculty performing ablu-

tions in lavatory. -Shoopie circulates. Much annoying commo-

tion a t doors, and-"Up, scouts!" -Sonorous snore from Peg. Howell-ing and

Rumbl-ing over which stocking is which's. Lilly and Casey propounding the momentous question of whose turn it is to shut the window. Frantic footsteps of Mackey on a borrowing expedition.

-Curses, not loud, but deep. -Judy awakens and delivers a spicy dissertation

on the subject of cold. -Bell sounds. Groans of grief, shrieks of horror,

and howls of wrath rend the air. -Hobbs breaks a shoe-string and loses her re-

ligion. -Senior Hall in a body dashes downstairs like a

regiment of horse. -Lamentations from all quarters a t sight of

beds rent asunder and windows ruthlessly flung wide.

-Cackle of laughter from Happy Volger-(all those who know her can imagine what she has just done).

-Bee Hawley sings "Doggone Willie "-recogniz- able by the words only.

-Partial peace. Many minds struggle to ab- sorb much knowledge before classes.

1 1 . 5 5 -Tony, having been thrust forth from chapel, ambles up the stairs, muttering untold things.

1 2 . 0 5 P. M.-Chapel over. Much borrowing of soap. Tewks loudly wants to know for the love of a ha-a-am sandwich, why everybody doesn't seem to appreciate her white shoes.

"SO long, so long, Le-e-e-tty" (This from Katie Rumble.)

12.07 -Smell of beans for luncheon, wafted from the dining-room produces yowls.

I 12. 10 -Hall reverberates with downward-crashingfoot-

steps.

1 2 . 3 5 -Hobbs begins tickling the ivories in the practice room. Bee perched on top of the piano keeps

at - time on the mahogany with her feet. The iq rest sing. No other noise discernible.

I .oo -Classes again. Those who have none linger F e$

in their doorways engaged in conversation, while waiting for the mail.

I . 2 5 -Martin receives no mail but the Patterson Morning Call, and can be heard for miles around.

3 .oo -Hazel borrows a gym-suit, or, rather, stands in her doorway and squawks for one.

3 . 1 0 -Nat implores the hall's assistance in thinking of an excuse to get out of gym.

3 . I S -Bee can be heard solemnly enlightening Judy on the subject of good behavior in the march.

3 . 2 0 -Appley-woman laments there are no "party bows" on her gym suit.

3 . 3 0 -Seniors sadly depart for gym. 4.15 -Seniors hilariously return. Judy, who has been

scolded, applies to the heavens above and the earth below for justice and a judge. Mackey begins picking out the "Rosary" on her mandolin.'' ' '.' .. ' - a Bumps Lesher, with a vergil.

Eddy sadly enters "Cell 49" to keep a little more probation. Voice of Bullock heard-well, guess where ?

-Grand dive for Senior Hall's three bath-tubs. Numerous garments borrowed and lent.

-Polish riot. -Someone tries to borrow a trot. (The Editor

is prohibited from mentioning any names in this connection-).

-Wails of rage from those who got tardy marks- meaning everybody on the hall except the Appley-woman.

-Study-hour. No sound on the hall except the click of knitting needles, the rustle of magazine pages, the crunching of saltines, and the buzz of animated conversation.

-(Peg yells for Judy). (Judy yells for Peg). Marty begins to sing, scattering her callers like chaff before the wind. , Everyone howls for something to eat.

-Tardies having been duly administered on lower end, Eddy imitates Charlie Chaplin amid great applause while the teacher is attending to the other end.

-Sounds a t intervals of late teeth-brushings. Pattering of bed-slippered footsteps on the balcony between 37 and 41. Teacher squelches Louise Hall, who has kept her light on late to apply cold cream and curlers. Unholy giggles from various quarters.

-Sonorous snore from Peg. (As it was in the beginning)

-Ticking of Eddy's ddllar watch. -Silence.

EDITOR

Carolyn Clark-"My father won the King cup for being the most popular man in Blue Point."

Casey Ingham(hearing only last words)-"Is that where all the oysters come from ? "

Teacher, in History Class-"Edna, describe the personal ap- pearance of George Washington."

Eddy (after deep thought) -" Why-George Washington ? Oh yes, he rode in a coach and four horses."

Happy Volger-"Goodnight, such a rumbling as there is in my tummy-like a cart going over cobblestones!" '

Hobbs-"Must be that truck you ate for luncheon!"

Teacher-"A fool, you know, can ask questions that the wisest man can't answer."

Peg Press-"Oh, so rhat's why I flunked, is i t?"

Bet Shaw-" Why is it dangerous to walk outdoors in the spring, Ted ? "

Ted Clark-"Oh, I don't know-why?" Bet-" Because the grass is putting forth its blades, the trees are

shooting and the flowers all have pistils." Ted (after five minutes' intermission)-"Oh, that's a good one -

-wait till I tell Jo-Jo, why is it dangerous to go outdoors in the spring?"

Jo-" Why?" Ted (excitedly) -" Because the grass is growing, the flowers are

budding, and the trees are leafing. Isn't that a good one ? " And then she wonders where Jo's sense of humor is!!!

Announcement in chapel-"The visiting delegates from the conference are coming next week to see the operations in the class- rooms."

Voice from Senior Row-"He means those who cut classes." ;1

Appley-woman (in the dead of night)-"Is that someone knock- ing?"

Eddie (from the depths of the pillow)-"Naw, that's only my Ingersoll."

Lives of Seniors oft remind us When they've strived to do their best They, departing, leave behind them Notebooks that will help the rest.

Eddy-"My room-mate got up this morning and the radiator." (Yes, we killed her.)

A SHORT STORY

Little Girl - - - - - - - Canned Meat Little Grave - - - - - - Violets Sweet

Teacher (enthusiastically) -" Look, everything on the table is round-round pineapple salad, round balls of cheese, round cookies."

Appley-woman-"I'd prefer a square meal."

Of all sad things of tongue or pen, The saddest of all, by Heck, Is to find nothing in a letter, Which says-" Enclosed find check."

Mike Merchant-" My mind is my memorandum." Gaby Brewster-"Oh, I see, sort of a blank book."

Teacher-"Lillian, you have spelled the word 'rabbit' with two ' ts9-you must omit one."

Tommy Atkinson-" Yes'm-which one ?"

Lillie Cook-" How do you like my new Ann-dress ? " Casey Ingham-"The cloth is a pretty color, but it looks tear-

able." (Now they don't speak.)

Gordon (writing Judy)-"You will soon be home from school and we can go in swimming. I haven't been in the water sihce you left last fall-"

Judyt'' Why, the dirty thing!"

" Shoopie doesn't seem to care much about her train-trip home in June," said the Appley-woman to Tony.

"yes," said Tony, "she always seems to have that 'Lack-a- wanta' feeling."

"OH, AIN'T IT A GRAND AN' GLORIOUS FEELIN"

WHEN a sleep-squinted glance at your watch tells you it is 7.15, with ten more minutes t o sleep.

WHEN you're all nerved up to devour a dessert of prunes, and they bring on goo- cake.

WHEN the very first test-question on the board is the one you studied on your way up t o class.

WHEN somebody at your table doesn't eat chocolate eclairs (not a chance of ever getting this sensation, though):

WHEN the teacher inspects your bureau drawers and doesn't look under the top layer.

WHEN in the middle of study-hour, you feel in need of a little food to soothe the hunger of the Aching Void, and your "rummy" reluctantly produces the orange she brought up from breakfast.

WHEN some member of the faculty asks to see you after chapel, and, after spending the whole service wondering whether she saw you on your last illegiti- mate tour downtown, or whether she knows you put salt in the sugar bowl a t her table, whether she heard the commotion you all made a t that feed in your room last night, or if perhaps-oh horrid thought- she wants you to rave in Current Topics, she only tells you what splendid marks you have been getting lately.

WHEN you are stranded downtown with your stomach sticking to your backbone but without one penny to strike against another, and somebody walks up with that quarter she borrowed last year.

WHEN YOU ask the Hackettstown ticket-agent for a ticket home.

SONGS WE HAVE HEARD AROUND SCHOOL

Memories . BEE HAWLEY Kiss Me Again . TEWKS I Love to be Loved . . JUDY NASH

That's Where My Money Goes . . BANGS

I've Saved Up All My Lovin' . HAPPY

You're a Doggone Dangerous Girl CASEY INGHAM

It's a Long, Long Trail . . T o THE DINING ROOM AT 7.343 She Had a Cute Little Wiggle . H o ~ s s Naughty, Naughty, Naughty . NAT PARKER

I Love a Piano . . RUTH HUTCHISON

There's a Light Still Burning in the Window . SENIOR SIT-UP

When I Leave the World Behind TRIP TO THE "HOLY OF HOLIES" You Remind me of Dear Old Ireland . PEG PRESS

You'll Always be the Same Sweet Baby . BUMPS LESHER

I Love Some Sort of Somebody All of the Time . LILLIE COOK

My Little Grey Home in the West. . TISH WILCOX

Big Blonde Baby . . GRETA ENESTROM

They Always Pick on Me . EDDY BIGELOW

Teacher-"If a man dies and no heir is present, what is to be done ?"

Stude (in a stage whisper)-"Open the window."

There are two sad things about school. One is graduating; the other is not graduating.

That mischievous reprobate Ed Without "per" to Batchelloissped But to end her elation, She got on probation, And since, what a life she had led!

Teacher (gazing a t tablecloth)-''Did some one tip over a glass of water ? "

A1 Shaw-"No, that's where Bet has been eating grape fruit."

Laugh and your teacher laughs with you, Laugh and you laugh alone- The first when the joke is the teacher's, The last when it's one of your own.

Jimmy-"Say, Ely, guess what Tone said about you yester- day ? "

Ely-"I haven't the faintest idea!" Jimmy-" Oh, somebody told you ! "

History Teacher-"Why were the Dark Ages known by that name ? "

Steady-" Because there were so many knights."

Shoopie, passing the charred ruins of a burned house-"Gee, they must have had a fire here!"

Bullock-"I didn't miss a thing in my exam, except, of course, a few questions."

Marty (struggling with Math.)-"If you had a dollar and thirty-nine cents and I gave you five dollars and seventy-three cents, wh5t would you have ? "

Casey (sleepily) -" Hysterics ! "

Awful commotion heard on South Hall. Alma Seaman (returning after investigation of cause)-"The

teacher on duty put her foot down."

VICTIM OF AMERICAN HISTORY

What time it was, I do not know What place I do not care But in American History class Sat Casey, sad and fair. Her turn was fast approaching She was consumed with fright Her one thought was, "Oh! how I hope I won't have to recite." At last the one beside her Had stood and had her say, And then for poor dear Casey 'Twas night instead of day. A name was called, she, trembling rose, And started to "expound "- But why this mighty laughter That shakes the whole room round ? The class was in an uproar! Casey began to fumble For instead of Katharine Ingham The name was Kathryn Rumble.

THE SENIORS-THEIR OBJECTS IN COMING TO C. C. I.

APPLEY-WOMAN . . T o reform it LILLIE COOK . . To get away from Brancheville EDDY BIGELOW . . To dispel a little of the gloom ELY . . T o do Tony's Cicero GIFFIE . To utilize the 25 pianos mentioned in the catalogue LOUISE HALL , . T o keep everybody's hair shampooed BEE HAWLEY To maintain peace and order a t class meetings HOBBS . To annoy the faculty M EB HOWELL . . T o learn to recognize a joke RUTH HUTCHISON . T o be $ of each students'-recital CASEY INGHAM . . T o be a sub of a sub of a sub on the Varsity BUMPS LESHER TO illustrate what a lot of brains the rest of us haven't SARAH MACKEY . . T o commune with nature MARTY . To make additions to the English Dictionary JUDY NASH . To have something to cuss a t JIMMY O'HANLON . T o vote for Tone Smith NAT PARKER . . To kill herself with ten recitations a week PAT PATTERSON . . It's beyond us! PEG PRESS . . To pull a few college grades KAY RUMBLE . . To learn to sing (No success as yet) SHOOPIE . . T o wake the slumbering Seniors a t 7.15 TONE SMITH

To prevent people from sitting on tables, rocking empty chairs, etc. TEWKS . . T o wear out those white shoes HWPY VOLGER . . T o lend her clothes HAZEL WINANS . . To donate to it her 60-watt light (?)

I A M A C U T

(Taken by request from the Open Meeting Scroll of the Diokosophian Society)

To use me indiscriminately is the chief delight of the young lady of Centenary Collegiate Instkdtk; t o have used me indiscriminately is her greatest sorrow.

If she issues forth into the hall in her nightie, I am there; if the bell rings before she has time to return to her boudoir, I am there.

If she washes after bells, I am there; or if she goes to breakfast without washing, I am there.

If she goes not to gym, I am there; if she goes and her acttons are unbefitting a gymnas't, I am there also.

If she sallies forth t o a feed and makes too much noise, I am there; but if she remains a t home in her room and makes too much noise, even there am I also.

If she eats canned salmon in her room, I am there; but if she comes not to the dining-room to eat canned salmon, there am I likewise.

Yea, verily, I am omnipresent.

I am a cut.

APPRECIATION

We, the members of the Class of 1917, desire to express to

our thanks and our appreciation for the assistance ren- dered by them in the making of this book

THE END

ADVERTISING SECTION

The 1 9 1 7 Hack Board acknowledges with grati&de the financial support ac- corded by the subjoined list of Patrons.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . American Saw Mill Co. $ 5 . Hackettstown. Manufacturers of Saw Mill Machinery

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . American House. $ 5 . Hackettstown R. S. McCracken

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Batchelor's. $ 5 . Hackettstown Ice Cream Parlor

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Day, Wilbur F. $10 . . .Morristown N. J. Caterer and Confectioner

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Doubleday, Page & Co. $ 5 . .Garden City, N. Y. Publishers of The World's Work-The New Country Life-The Garden Magazine

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Electric Light Co. $5. Hackettstown Dealers in Electric Appliances '

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Elliot, Chas. H. $10. Philadelphia, Pa. Engravers

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hackettstown National Bank. $ 5 . Hackettstown Organized in 1855

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Herrick, Alonzo D. $5. Hackettstown Florist

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . HoRin, Marcellus $20. .Norfolk, Ya,. Naval Tailor

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lackawanna Leather Co. $10. Hackettstow~t Mr. Good, President

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Nolan, Harry G. $ 5 . Hackettstown ' Stationery, Victrolas, and Records

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . People's National Bank. $10. Hackettstow~t Robert A. Cole, President

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rea, C. V. $ 5 . Hackettstow?t Pharmacy

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ShicJPs-Cham berlain Co. $5 Hackettstown # I

Coal, Lumber, and Building Material

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Titman. $ 5 . Hackettstown Furniture and Victrolas

. . . . . J. H. Vescelius & Son. $3 . . . . . .Main and Moore St., Hackettstow~z

The following Patrons gave $2.50 each.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ~ l b r i g h t , has. M.. .Nackettstown Restaurant, Ice Cream, Confectionery

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Beatty and Moore. Hackettstown Coal dealers

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Buell, A. B.. Hackettstown Photographer s

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Clarendon House.. Grand Ave., Hackettstown

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Flock, J. D. Inc.. Hackettstown Dry goods and Carpet House

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Gazette, The. Zfackettstown Printing Office

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hoffman, W. A,. Hackettstown General Hardware

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Klotz and Ackley. M a St., Hackettstown Wholesale and Retail Butchers

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Lanterman, William. .160 Main St., Nackettstown Shoes, Slippers, Rubbers

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Osmun & Co.. Hackettstown Plumbing, Heating, Tinning, Kitchen Utensils

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Plate, Theo. J., Jr.. .Main St., Hackettstown Jeweller and Optical Specialist

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Rice, William. Hackettstown Grocer

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Strand, The Hackettstown Moving Picture House

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sutphin, W. G.. Main and Centre Sts., Hackettstown Pharmacy

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Trimmer-Albert Co.. Hackettstown Insurance Agency

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wade Brothers. Hackettrtown Shoes and Slippers

2 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Warren Republic, The. .Main St., Hackettstow?~ Printing Office

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Wilkinson Pharmacy. . . . . . . Hackettstown