Volume 1, No. ‘5 WAkERLOO COLLEGE AND ASSOCIATE FACULTIES, WATERLOO, ONT. 1 December 5, 1958

PRIME MINISTER FROST displays his best smile during the festivities of opening the new Chemistry building. The ceremonies were well attended by both Arkmen and Engineers.

Apathy Attacks Engineers Too

By G. Rushton

There is; a lot of complaining among the Engineers now, but unfortunately those who complain are too lethargic to do anything about their peeves. The food in the cafeteria is horrible, so they say, but who will take up a pe- tition to have improvements made in it? Our football team is hor- rible, so they say, but what team is encouraged by a mass of lazy

The Society is pleased to report that all the 3,2 tickets offered to Waterloo students, at half price, for the National Ballet on Decem- ber 3 are sold. We regret, that be- cause of this unexpected interest, some students were forced to pay full price for tickets. Next year the Society will endeavour to pro- cure enough tickets that all stu- dents wishing to attend the ballet will be able to do so at a special rate.

spectators who won’t even come bo see them in action? Even one If the most important jobs, that If Class Representative on the Engineering Council, fails to arouse enough interest in some classes to provide a representative who will attend the meetings.

What is the reason for this? Is it stupidity ? Is it laziness? Or is it immaturity ? I think that it is a combination of all of these. The stupidity of those who do not yet realize that there is more to life than just applying a new formu- lae learned in class. The laziness of those who have yet to realizc that life is what you make it, noi just what others do for you. And the immaturity of those who stil expect to be pampered and pro. vided for like babies, those whc cannot yet think for themselves

It is too late now for any re. surgence of school spirit in thi: term. But what of next term: Will there be any improvement? Let us certainly hope so, for z school without spirit is like E fish without life . . . it stinks!

S.L.E. Repori The S.L.E. meeting on Tuesday

light, December 2, 1958, wa: tgain an interesting observatior )f parliamentary procedure ant tudent opinions concerning tht jassing of constitutions and tht lisposal of finances.

There were many technicalitie: #hat came up concerning tht <ranting of finances to the en ;ineers but they were final11 ;ettled.

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Roy Calder moved that S.L.E Iresent a gift to the Campu; Gueen. There was much con Fusion over the matter of “ticket munchers” to be used at the elec ions and it was finally decide< *hat S.L.E. purchase two round loled ticket punchers for the occasion. The budget of the Undergraduate Society was pre ;ented to:‘eouncil by Ruth Nickel I’he budget was accepted with the exception of the finances for the Psychology Club until such. timc that the Psych. Club presents constitution to S.L.E.

Certainly the new Chemistry and Chemical Engineering Building is designed for that purpose. Consequently, the Xicial Opening should be of primary concern to all of ’ Waterloo’s students to .whom its labs and classrooms are available.

The constitution of the Am bassador Club was read to th S.L.E. by S.L.E. president Ia Fraser. There were no contrc versies and Helga Kutz move its acceptance.

The participation of a large group of students in the opening ceremony was greatly appreciated by those whose efforts helped to make the building a reality. To them, the demonstrated interest of the students brings a sense of feel- ing that their labour has been worth-while.

Gary Morton gave a report c the Christmas Banquet plans c Circle K and the budget was ay proved by the body.

At 11:15 p.m. S.L.E. adjourne its meeting, a little tired an worn of the affairs of state.

The Prime Minister was noticeably moved by the stu- dents’ welcome to him. His spontaneous reaction of request- ing to meet each one of you personally was indicative of his appreciation for your interest.

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Waterloo U. Takes First Step At 4:OO p.m. last Wednesday

afternoon, the Hon. Leslie Frost, Prime Minister of the Province of Ontario, officially opened the As- sociate Faculties’ Chemistry and Chemical Engineering Building on the new campus.

In his dedicatory remarks, Prime Minister Frost expressed the conviction that graduates of the Applied Science Course would contribute much to the welfare of Canada and mankind in general.

Following the official opening,

entrance of the building was pre- sented to the Prime Minister by Mr. Ira Needles on behalf of the Board of Governors of the Asso- ciate Faculties.

A congenial atmosphere per- vaded the entire ceremony. Of- ficials of Waterloo College, Ball Construction Company, and Shore & Moffat’s architectural tim all

1 commented upon the pleasant as- 1 sociations and co-operation they

had enjoyed during the construc- tion of the building.

A crowd of students from both aculties gathered outside the juilding to watch the proceed- ngs. After the ceremony, Prime dinister Frost conversed with nany of the students, and latex expressed his pleasure at this opportunity of meeting these “fine roung Canadians”.

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The official party then toured ,he building. Many excellent ex- libits and demonstrations ha6 leen set up for the occasion by nembers of the Engineering :aculty and student body. The

3pen house continued Wednesday and Thursday evenings, when citizens of the K-W community paid their first visit to the newi building.

Dignitaries Attend Banquet

More than 250 guests attended a banquet in Seagram Gym fol- lowing the opening of the build- ing. Members of the Provincial and Federal Parliaments, promi- nent educationalists, and civic leaders paid tribute to the As- sociate Faculties.

Prime Minister Frost, in ad- dressing the gathering, outlined the development of Waterloo College, and expressed confidence in the foundation of Waterloo University. (Throughout the pro- ceedings the institution was re- peatedly referred to as Waterloo University).

Mr. Frost related the growth of Waterloo to the growth of other Ontario universities, and made the interesting observation that these institutions almost invari- ably traced their origins to a school of theology.

Dr. Hall, President of U.W.O., Father Siegfried, Chairman of St. Jerome’s College’. Board of Gov- ernors, the Chairman of Waterloo College Board of Governors, the mayors of Kitchener and Water- loo, and 0. W. Weichel, M.P. for this riding, each extended con- gratulations to the Associate Faculties and expressed the hope that the university-to-be would be successful and prominent in the field of higher education.

December 3rd was an important, happy and historic day Eor Waterloo. The value of additional facilities for a uni- versity should be judged fa the extent to which they im- prove the education program on this campus.

To t nis, I add the thanks of our Boards and Faculties.

J. G. HAGEY

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of people accepting a situation that normally they claim they would not. It is even disheartening to them, because they know that there exists the medium for expression of opinion on the campus. This newspaper has not yet had to print any- thing in the nature of a criticism of any particular facet of this college. If we could say that there has been nothing

. objectionable it would be wonderful, but we can’t. All rumours point to the fact that there is a great deal

of displeasure over the quality of the food being served in the dining room. There have been charges and counter- charges to the effect that the prices are not in line with the standard of the food. Further charges have been leveled, saying that complaining does no good. Some feel that they were treated as imbeciles for complaining at all. All these rumours, and as yet no one has sent a letter to the editor.

If there is a complaint why hasn’t it been directed proper- ly to its source. If this failed why then wasn’t it directed to the public through the paper. The most powerful weapon in this age is public opinion.

Some have rumoured that it is the fault of the newspaper for not looking into the situation. This would have had little effect without the support, or even better, the demand of the students at large. In any case members of the newspaper staff wouldn’t be able to supply much information since for a variety of reasons a large percentage of them don’t eat at the Dining Hall.

As we said, it is sb amazing to hear that students will allow anything to disturb them when they know that they can do something to correct the disturbance.

Friday, December 5 9.00 p.m.-Waterloo College

Ball - Seagram Gym. To the music of Morgan Thomas.

Saturday, December 6 4.00 p.m.-Basketball game-

Seagram Gym. Jamestown vs. Waterloo.

Sunday, December 7 Newman Club - Communion

breakfast following 9, a.m. Mass at St. Louis Church.

r’uesday, December 9 5.30 p.m.-Phi Delta Pi -

Dinner meeting - Torque Room.

7.00 p.m.-S.L.E. meeting - Board Room.

l!hursday, December 11 6.310 p.m.-Christmas Banquet

Seagram Gym. Friday, December 12

8.00 p.m.-Candle-light Service - Dining Hall,

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reason enough for us to lend our support to P. & G. Generally it could be said that the nucleus was very exuberant while a vast majority - well, they really were not very enthusiastic in many cases.

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If the show had had more as- sistance right at the beginning, no doubt there wouldn’t have been the headaches come final week. To get down to base rock, we should do all we can for P. & G. because it is one of the biggest money ventures in the school and it can use all students, Through being . a participant rather than a spectator a student will receive the satisfaction that a show like this can give. Actual- ly, though, those who put so much time into P. & G. don’t do it just for kicks. It is a school activity and like every school activity ii needs support, not of half or even three-quarters, but of all students

Ionday, December 15 6.30 p.m.-L.S.A. - Christmas

Banquet-St. Mark’s Luth- eran Church Parish Hall.

priday, December 19 Cessation of classes for

Christmas vacation.

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The Dominion Bureau of Statis- its reports with some glee that ales and income figures show an asing up of the rate at which business is easing off, which is aken as proof of Mr. Diefen- baker’s contention that- there is . slow but noticeable slowing up If the slowdown.

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“Man,” says Beaumarchais ‘differs from the beast only ir drinking without being thirst> md in making love all yeal -ound.” Since the code of ethic:: If our modern day civilizatior md the scarcity of willing part- lers somewhat limits the freedon- If indulgence in the latter oj ;hese two delightful undertakings

&t is no wonder that Waterlooans especially the Waterloo Engin eers, enjoy a little tippling nov and then. After all, who woulc want to revert to a state of beast hood?

In order to clarify the cautious erminology of the experts, it hould be noted that a slowing up If the slowdown is not as good IS an upturn in the down curve; )ut it is a good deal better than bither a speedup of the slow- iown or a deepening of the down- urve; and it does suggest that he climate is about right for an adjustment to the re-adjustment.

Turning to unemployment we ind a definite decrease in the ‘ate of increase, which clearly ihows that there is a letting up )f the letdown. Of course, if the slowdown should speed up, the decrease in the rate of increase 3f unemployment would turn into 2n increase in the rate of decrease Df unemployment. In other words, the deceleration would be ac- celerated.

Drinking is a privilege grantee to every adult person in the coun try, it is just as legal for student to drink as it is for a top execu

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hurled against students and thei partiality to alcoholic beverage; What is so wrong about colleg people drinking? Students ar accused of using alcohol as crutch to overcome social inhibi tions, but even if this is so in few cases, they are no mor guilty than the rest of the popu lace. They are berated for drink ing to excess, mainly because c the great exuberance displayed a football games; but it is comma. knowledge as illustrated by th milk age of the present, that stu dents have the proverbial schoc spirit with or without the aid c spirits.

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leges across the country; one will find that it is they who hold down the big jobs and lead our country. It doesn’t look as though the alcohol they drank at college dulled their brains too much.

Now the temperance fanatic go from the sublime to the ridicu lous; one often hears, “Alcohc clouds the mind and dulls th brain.” Admittedly we all hav felt a little cloudy at times, bL ,as for the dulling of the brair this is hard to swallow. As proo

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Admittedly drinking can lead to grief, either in the form of the disease alcoholism or as a direct result of some one case of over- indulgence; however, it is com- mon sense that freedom to par- take in something without the threat of constant rebuke and ridicule would certainly lead to less grief. So, Waterlooans, drink without being thirsty if you want, make love all year round if you can, but don’t revert to a state of beasthood.

Well, P. & G. has come and gone for another year and if you burned out in Saturday night’s snow you may have had a vague feeling of how Napoleon’s re- treating army felt. Now before I go into a ‘hodge podge of am- biquity’ let me say that I enjoyed “Don’t Miss the Boat”. It was a fine production and anyone who had anything to do with it cer- tainly should be congratulated.

The show this year was held in Seagram Gym. This was a good idea, mainly because it put P. & G. at the college. And that is exactly where it should be. “Don’t Miss the Boat” compares favourably with shows put on by other colleges and when we con- sider how large our school is, we can well say that P. & G. was high calibre. They tell that this year P. & G. was “something new”, something “created” by students at Waterloo, and that should be

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BEUTSCHER VEREIN

Dear Mr. Editor:

L. S. A. The L.S.A. met on Monday,

December 1, and a large turnout II I’

Over the past weeks much has been said in your paper about the cast of the Purple and Gold Review “Don’t Miss the Boat’,. ’ We thank you for your considera- tion. But, let us stop for a mo- ment, just where would we, the cast, be without those who work- ed literally endless hours behind the stag+ In this lies the pur- pose of the letter.

zeard Miss Elizabeth Janzen, President of the Women’s divi- sion of the Progressive Conserva- Jive Party of Canada, present her vriews on “A Christian Approach ;o Politics”.

Despite the bad weather, there vas a good turnout of members tnd guests to the second meeting If Deutscher Verein on Wednes- lay night, November 26, 1958.

Professor Nabert, the guest ;peaker, reviewed his year’s aca- iemic experiences as an exchange lrofessor at the University of Marsburg. While Mr. Nabert spoke, he showed slides of the academic and naval life of the community. The color slides dis- closed many works of architec- ture as well as many beautiful scenes of the country. Before the meeting adjourned to the L]adies’ Lounge for lunch, Professor Na- bert answered numerous ques- tions concerning his work and experiences in Germany.

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Deutscher Verein would like tc thank Professor Nabert for taking time out from a busy schedule to provide this club with a very pleasant and entertaining eve- ning.

PHILHARMQNIC SPONSORS GLEE CLUB RECITALS

The Philharmonic Society wil; sponsor the Waterloo College Glee Club in a choral recital of Adveni and Christmas music in St. Mat- thew’s Church, Kitchener. Selec. tions from Bach, Buxtehude, and Holst will be sung; accompanied by organ, oboe and violin. The recital will take place on Decem- ber 7 at 8 p.m. RECORDED CONCERTS OPEN

TO ALL STUDENTS The Philharmonic Society i:

sponsoring concerts of recordec classical music every Friday frorr 12:OO to 1:00 p.m. in the Music Room of the Arts Building. I: you appreciate good music be surf to attend the next concert.

Miss Janzen emphasized the iact that it was the duty, not only 3f Christians, but of all citizens to use the franchise to elect the person best suited to represent the Zommunity in parliament. She slso stated that in politics many temptations are presented to the individual and the only way to avoid these was through prayer. Intolerance of other beliefs, whether’ they are religious or political, was looked upon with scorn by Miss Janzen. Rather, she stated, we should be more broadminded and try to see the other person’s point of view.

A$ter a lively question and a$&er period, Vespers service w&s held in the Willison Hall Chapel.

Don’t forget the annual L.S.A, Banquet on Dec. 15 at St. Mark’s Lutheran Church. Tickets arc availab>e from Executive mem- bers.

make his script and the lyric; come to life. To Bob and John the cast offers thanks for the honour of staging their firs1 musical.

These are but a few of the man) who worked behind the scenes Again we thank them and all the others for their untiring efforts

Most sincerely, The Cast

“Don’t Miss the Boat’ 1958.

We would like to take our hats off to John Enns, the Business Producer, who, among other things, arranged for the seating, and to Bob Sherwood, our stage manager and his crew, a special handshake and a box of Aspirins for the headaches they received making sure that everything was just right on stage. Special thanks should go to two gentlemen who worked unceasingly behind the scenes, John Garrow and Bill Tremaine. Without John and Bill we would have been at a loss. We can’t thank them enough for the work they did on the planning of the stage’, the lighting and the sets.

Ian Fraser must be applauded for taking the time from his busy post as Student Council President to work on arrangements and orchestration. Thanks, Ian, for giving so freely of.your talent.

Finally and above all, everyone at Waterloo should bow to the Freshman and the Post-Grad stu-

‘dent who created “Don’t Miss; the the Boat”. Bob Scott not only di- rected the show but also contri- buted the musical score. John Erb, the theatrical producer, gave us the vitality that was necessary tu

December 5, 1958 Page Three

Waterloo Curling The Curling League commenced.

last week with :a fair turnout. Five games were played and one game was won by default. The , winning teams are as follows:

Team # 2 Gary Hancock 12 Brian Ruby

6 Murray Skinkle 4 Dick Frise 8 Bill Simmons

13 Dean Hilts (default) The Committee feels that the

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turnout for Curling has only been fair. We regret that one day’s schedule had to be called off but aside from this curling has been provided for those interested! We are lucky to get curling time and the fact that it is provided free of charge, except for special events, should make it very at- tractive. I would like to urge all of the students who signed for Curling to turn out regularly. Because of curlers not showing up, the teams have had to be re- arranged with those who turn out regularly replacing ones who haven’t. Check with your skip if you cannot turn out regularly. It is not fair to your team if you are absent and the game has to be defaulted.

Curling requires FULL and ACTIVE participation.

A skip’s meeting was also held last week and a Curling Executive was elected:

Chairman-Gary Hancock. Vice-Chairman-David Howe.

Thus when Kelowna loses two games we begin to wonder again. Will the Russians or Swedes in the winter Olympics be able to defeat the Belleville MacFarlands, Canada’s representative. If such a situation should arise, there would be a great hue and cry again. Canada’s National Sport would have another black eye.

Canada is recognized as the hockey centre of one world. And indeed, this is true, for approxi- mately 99.9% of the hockey play- ers who have performed in the N.H.L. were born! in Canada. From the time he is able to hold a stick in his hands, the Canadian youngster begins to play hockey.

Thus we are proud of our hoc- key prowess. In a sports world which usually leaves us out in other categories, we come out on top. It helps to give us some sort of nationalism, an all-important component in our comparatively young country, which hasn’t as yet matured to the point of hav- ing her own flag.

Thus when the Kelowna Pack- ers went to play in Sweden and Russia, and only, in my estima- tion, made a mediocre showing, I think we should think earnestly of what the future holds, hockey- wise, for Canada as a country.

Several years ago these ideas were not even raised. At that time Canada was supreme in the hockey world. But then a second- rate team from Toronto was de- feated in the Olympics and sports personalities began to wonder. Russia was developing fast and something had to be done.

And so they decided to send over Senior “A” hockey teams. And this met with a fair amount of success. Championships were won by the Penticton “V’s” and Whitby Dunlops. But even with Senior “A” players, the Kitch- ener-Waterloo Dutchmen lost to the Russians.

There is only one solution as I see it. If we are going to send a hockey team to represent Can- ada, then we should send the best team or we should send none at all. Let us face the best of the Russians and Swedes with the best in Canada. Then we would have a true representative.

Thus, I would advocate sending the world champions of the N.H.L. over to play against Euro- pean teams next year. As far as amateur status goes, it seems to me that anyone being paid up- wards to $100.00 a week in Senior “A”. hockey does not fall into this category. There is only a difference in meaning in the words amateur and professional in Canadian hockey -not in reality. Therefore, if we are go- ing to send professional anyway, let’s send the best.

VIC DURISH Vic Durish, a veteran of two

years, does not often bring the crowd to their feet but he is a dependable player who can be counted on to dig out the puck and score those clutch goals which win games. Vic learned his hoc- key in his home-town of St. Catharines, where he played for both the midget and juvenile teams. At 5’ 10” and 1558 pounds, he does not play a rough tough brand of hockey but is more of a fast and elusive type of player who leaves opposing def ensemen flat-footed.

NORM MacLEAN Norm MacLean is a six foot 175

pound veteran from Marathon, Ontario, who played all his minor hockey for Upper Canada College in Toronto. On the ice Norm is indistinguishable from the other players until he is in possession of the puck then he transforms into a flash of action and speed. He is not a player who stands out as an individual but is the type who is essential for the suc- cess of any team. Last year, Norm proved an asset by finishing as one of the higher scorers on the squad. -

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(Continued from page 2) Ittom”. This will be followed r a gentle pickup, then a faster ckup, a slowdown of the pick- ) and, finally, a levelling off ;ain. It is hard to tell, before the lwdown is completed, whether particular pickup is going to be st. At any rate the climate is :ht for a pickup this season- pecially if you are unmarried td driving a ‘59. . . .

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Sec’y-Treasurer-Brian Ruby. Faculty Representative-

Mr. Kerr-Lawson A meeting for all Curlers will

be held soon, to form committees required for Curling Activities. Watch for notices! ! !

David Howe, Vice-Chairman.

No one likes to lose when there is no need to do so. The Russians are improving all the time. And I for one would not like to see them come out on top in our National Sport. There is too much nationalism wrapped up in hoc- key, to let it become run-down. Now is the time to act, not after the damage has been done.

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Last ’ Thursday the Mules’ hoc- key team took to the ice at the Waterloo Arena’ and promptly skated off with a 7-4 victory over the visiting McMaster Marlins. It was the first exhibition game of the season for Waterloo and they gave signs for a successful season ahead.

The Mules had to come from behind to gain their first win but three unanswered tallies in the middle frame supplied the win- ning margin. Paul Knox, the starry Mules forward, put his team ahead at 2:17 of the first period, but three McMaster goals by Brown, Wilson and Melinoff with a .goal sandwiched in be- tween by Jack Taylor, gave Mat a 3-2 lead.

Then came the big second period. Mike Gendron picked up his first of two goals, followed by counters from Pierce and Witty and the game was sewn up. Gen- dron and Knox finished the scor- ing for Waterloo in the third and Brown tallied his second of the evening to make the final read- ing 7-4.

with ease. Outstanding in this department was little Gen Ham- ada who was all over the ice.

The defence was weak although Weiler and Brown played well. The best%lines were that of Knox, Taylor and Files, and the trio of Gendron, Witty and McL#ean. Coach Rafferty played both of his goalies with McKee playing a standout second half. All in all it was a good exhibition and we hope a symbol of things to come.

MENSWEAR

Discount to Students

CORNER KING AND WILLIAM STREETS

WATERLOO, ONTARIO

RUSSELL D. HORSBURGH, Minister

Sunday, December 7, 1958

9.30 and 11 A.M. - Identical Services

1 Advent Series - “Wonder, Love, and Praise”

(2) “Love”

JOHN GROSS SHOES 10% Discount to Students

24 King St. N. Waterloo SH. 2-0774

The game saw 12’ penalties called with Waterloo picking up seven. At times the pace was torrid and the Mules, in general, skated around their opponents

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Chapel Vespers David Perry preaching - Soloist: Jean Bexton

THE UNITED CHURCH CLUB M.EETS FQLLOWING THE VESPER SERVICE TO HEAR AN ADDRESS BY

DR. HAROLD BEXTON

Social and Refreshments!

STUDENTS, - YOU ARE INVITEID TO MAKE FIRSIT CHURCH

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, ‘a<>~ 1 had two successful .tubbings, the’ \ :” most enjoyable being that for I,,, ’ .’ , Peter Rowdie. Pete is a real nice

’ 8 j . II , ’ guy; just ask him, but\)he unfor- ‘/ ” ‘\ tunately forgot that his lease was

,*t\ :. ” up, and was tubbed for using the fs, ’ services of the residence. Early

.- ‘I, - ’ I, *next a.m.. our bearded hustler was ) I I _ tubbed to celebrate, prematurely,

,> j .) I his bbthday. ‘Whilst the- hustler _j ‘8 r a’. was regaining his ’ composure,

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b complaining about the lack of hot ’ water.. Now boys this is uncalled

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‘. ,> 5 who’ wouid’ be thankful just to , .I i soak -their big toe’ in our hot ;r ’ water. And while we’re on the

we are getting. in the dining hall, Bya Pat Baldyin

many of us feel, (and I empha- You like jazz?, Then come

size the “mans of us”) that we _. along with me, ‘and discover the are paying too”mu&. Ii yould be haunt where jazz is king* . foolish on my part to criticize the We drive through the city, the food. For on such days ‘as last big city” TO,. of course. The time Sun. afternoon the cafeteria has is shortly after one A.M., Satur- proved that they can put out an day, night. ,The city blazes’ with excellent meal at a reasonable neon lights, which cast strange price. ’ ’ shadows on the groups of night

A basic meal of soup, or juice,! People who roam the streets. -We meat, vegetables, milk, bread, and Pass the night club area, and the butter and dessert “can be had at groups of night people become Huron College and O.A.C. for few and far between. Then we fifty , cents& (This is open to cor- are on Bloor Street, and ap- rection for I am depending on proaching the shops of the .elite second hand info. here). Ih my area+ We turn into a far from 3wn experience I can go to the elite-parking lot. Although it has Nest, in Kitchener where there is a uniformed attendant, one glance Lots of atmosphere and for one about the lot shows it to be dollar choose from a menu a corn-’ fringed with the back ends of old plete dinner and be served at the Wildin&. I table. There is no need to enlarge At the end of this elongated 3n this, similar deals are avail- lot shines a pinkish light. It able at Breslau and the Mag. illuminates two silver - coloured

A ‘discussion of this type could doors with. small windows at the

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i subject of water, we may state i 7.. tnat tubbings may be prohibited.

L . “% L ’ Since each tubbing sets some of

--a the ‘beds on the5 third floor ‘afloat, 1 I it has been sugkested that future

b candidates be, secured iyith rope and left under the showers. This w will facilitate the reception and

*+ ’ allow anylwater that is- spilled : .-- * I on, the ‘floor to drip into the

seminary office rather than the . \ ~, / bedrooms on the third floor.1 11 ’ * \Now gentlemen, I want to ex-

I tend my heartiest congratulations */ .- ’ to you. A young lady asked me

-. to ‘remark on your, manners over \ the phone. The usual line of

sordid remarks is daily routine, , but one lady phoned up and asked

k -if a .boy might be called and was * ,. I ’ prd%ptly told she could go’a little ** j south, of purgatory. She was so

; ” *enthused by this invitation, that % I 4 ‘_ - she asked me to extend to you

I her warmest greetings. And you ‘j1 . . I, i know that my resistance breaks > . down j every ,time one of our 4

/ ’ campus chicks allows me the i (

’ privilege of helping her out. Even

/ , ._‘ , Miss Perrin said that, and I quote, . ,I j “you ‘would be a real sucker for

a sob story”.

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fill several issues of The Cord top: Above the doors is a semi- Weekly and would only result in circle of glass, monogrammed my winning. Most of the people with a significant Hi From behind eating in the dining hall’ would this glass comes the eery pink overlook this price if a higher light. quality meal were available. Con- _ We push, open the silver doors, tinuation of present conditions in and the strains of jazz reach our the dining hall, is only going to ears. A fellow they, call Clem is result in customer dissatisfaction there to greet us. He has long which is reflected in the number grey hair, combed- straight back Of crude’remarks made about the and turning up a bit just under food. the collar of his long black over

Isn’t that the most? I just hope coat. He is the owner, and WC the kitchen staff realizes this isn’t later realize that /he is the Wizard aimed at them. Well dears, if Of 0~ in disguise. Who else bul you thought that was a pretty a wizard would create a place SC

hot subject, float in next week ‘different from the rest of the when I’ll let you in on one of wor1d? the hottest subjects debatable.“ We go up a short flight 0: And *it won’t take long. a stairs, and enter a long narrow

Nom: Girls, when dialing rOOh, lined with long’ table2 7

. >I 2,-7382, please let the phone ring, About a dozen people sit at thest

somebody is bound to answer the tables.* The room is dimly lighted

thing sometime. . . . Honestly. There are three small chandelier: The names of all characters in the ceiling. One has a red light

used in all News Fouled-up arT -one has a blue light, and the>t.hel tic&s are, fictitious. Any similar- is’ out. There are candles on, tht ity without a satiric’ purpose is tables. At the end of the roan a coincidence. . . . Pity. are a piano and a bass., The mu,

/making them 1 -produce sweet sounds, very pro# gressive, but with a distinct beat Real cool, like., ,.

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December 112, 1958 I’, j

t 5 8.00 P.M. L- 7

COLLEGE DlNlk HALL - c ,

Rev. R. D. Horsburgh will present th; -1 I

. Christmas Message. ’

’ K EVERYONE URGED TO ATTExND ’

Hank and Harriet -both have the same expressive nature. They are ‘fbasically friendly, warm- nearted and affectionate indi- viduals; Since they both _ are Eriendly and emotionally expres- sive, they wili be able to under- stand and get along fairly well with each other. Harriet it ap- pears, is a little more independent than ‘Hank, but isn’t domineering by any means. Hank has a lot .of, pride and /would, rather conf arm’

to the majority than be an indi- vidualist. However, I wouldima- gine that they prevent each other from being extreme in either direction,. she trying to curb his pride, and he putting the damper on her independence’.

After a time, we go down to thf basement. This too is dim15 lighted. The walls are of rougl stone, and there are rough St,& arcs that extend pillars to tht floor. It reminds us cf what 2 castle must look like. This is only logical, for this is the castle where Jazz rules. \ ’

A six piece group with a bril, liant,, tireless drummer holds the floor here. Crazy finger-tap@{ sounds. The, people here are more numerous, and the table tops wil soon be worn thin from so mucl tapping.

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The people may be rougly di vided into two groups- those who have given in to the spel of the place, and those who tri desperately $0 resist it. The latte: group sits and talks, and is im mediately hated by everyone else

; for attempting to spoil the at ’ mosphere.,

I By Dale Perrln By the stroke .of your, .‘pen . . .

[ can compare you and your ‘sweetie” for compatibility. But” oefore I get into this, I, have a Eew comments to make. The first s a form of apology to the two young. iadi’es analyzed in last veek’s ’ column. Unfortunately, he’ printer got the two ’ hand- writings in the wrong place. So you must look under the opposite lescription for your emotional nake-up.

Now, just a mrd to&Mr. Dontly. Your conclusion that you are

mentally incompetent must be a ’ confession on your part. I don’t recall stating anything even r& motely connected with the, sub-’ j,ect, And,thadks for the sugges- tion about analyzing the scrawl on the blackboards. Though I don’t resort to blackmaili it ‘might prove,. interesting, eh Mr.. Sandi- son! j

This couple partly disproves the idea that opposites attract. The first ‘writing is the male whom’ we’ll call Hank for convenience, and the second is 1 the .:female’ Harriet. *

self. His goals could be on a ’ higher 1,evel for he is capable of greater success. than he feels ,him-

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self to be. Now,’ both .of them can help each ‘other here. Hank can check Harriet’s tendency to be a , dreamer and Harriet can en- courage Hank to have a more far- reaching goal. ~ ,

It ’ gives me great pleasure to . ‘L- say*,that in this cas,e, Hank is the’ most talkative of the two. Both of them are rather I quiet indi- : I viduals, but put Hank and Harriet in. a friendly crowd, and Hank will do more talking than will ’ Harriet. .

Both of them enjoy being physically active (not necessarily active in sports) and Harriet shows a great deal of. rhythm .and gracefulness. ’ Anybody care fok a dance?.

Another 0 thing in Harriet’s favour is that she is very creative:! She could be an excellent seams- tress, etc. .Take note, -Hank. She’ll probably be economical in that ’ sense.

I Poor Harriet has too many

irons in the fire. She has numer- ous interests and activities’ but they tend to confuse her. Hank, being a more organized indi- vidual, doesn’t let his interests conflict. However, don’t pat your- self on the back Hank for you are probably ’ the reason for Harriet’s confusion.

’ I’ll conclude this little com- parison by stating that Hank and Harriet seem to be a compatible ’ couple, and you’ll probably tigree ‘ with me ‘now, /that by ,the stroke of your pen ,. ’ ‘. I can compare : you and your “sweetie” for corn- 3 patibility. ,

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, X,mas .Gif$s , Harriet appears to be a “dreamy er”. Her goals “and ambitions in life *are quite visionary and idealistic. Hank is the: practical one. He has his foot grmly plant- ed on the ground. But, Hank has a tendency to underestimate him&

\ I So we sit .and . sip coff eea and

tap our fmgers and stare into space, TQO, soon, the musicians pack up their i instruments and slip away into the night. . Our eyes are crying for sleep, but we hate to leave.,< _ 3

We go out through the silver doors, and drive through the now deserted city. Then we are. home, and sleep ’ covers all, while smokey visions of pianos, drums, saxophones, etc., float through dreams.’

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