20 problems only a fallout gamer will understand

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20 Problems Only A Fallout Gamer

Will Understand

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Thankstoitsmixoftongueincheekhumouranddark,compellingworld,theFalloutserieshas

proventobeatrulybelovedsaga.Aswittyastheyareaddictive,theFalloutgameshavebeen

entertaininggamersoverthecourseofthreedecades.ThesandboxnatureoftheFalloutseries

allowsforanalmostlimitlessnumberofcrazyhappeningsandplayerdrivennarrativesthatmake

the variouswastelands a totaljoy to explore.Of course, these hugeworlds filledwith quirky

characters, deadlylocations and disgusting creatures bring withthemthe potential for some

hilariousproblemsunlikethoseseen inanyothervideogameseries. Inanattempttoeasethe

tortuouswait for Fallout 4, heres a list of 20 problems that only Fallout fans could possibly

understand.Warneverchanges

20. You Accidentally Hit Someone, Now Fawkes

Has Lasered An Entire Town To Death


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AsmuchaswelovehavingFawkesasacompanionhecouldbeabittriggerhappy.Likeeveryother

companion,hellgoberserkifyousomuchastapsomeoneonthearm,andhisgatlinglaserwas

pronetocausingexcesscollateral.

19. You Cant Sleep Because Enemies Are

Apparently) Nearby

Whatdoyoumeanyoucantrestbecauseenemiesarenearby?Theresnothingformiles!Aaaand

nowtherestwentyferalghoulscreepingupfrombehind.


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18. You Got Addicted To Drugs While Clearing

Out Your Inventory

Whatsthebestwayofclearingoutyourinventorybecauseyoureencumbered?Dropthatmissile

launcher?Getridofafewofthose200grenades?Nah,bestjustswalloweverysingledrugyou

own.Nothingbadcouldpossiblyhappen,right?

17. And Now Youre Selling Childrens

Toys For Caps

Aftergettingaddictedtoacocktailofdrugs,youneedsomewayofgettingyourhandsonsome


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more. Fortunately, theMegaton drug dealer apparently accepts teddy bears and toy cars as

paymentforyournextdoseofJet.

16. You Blew Up Megaton And Felt Terrible

Inabsolutefairness,blowingupMegatonwillresultinyoubeinggivenaluxurysuite,whilesaving

thetownrewardsyouwithadirtyshack.ArenttheFalloutgamessupposedtobelieveinkarma?

15. Youre Awful At Modern Music, But You

Know Every Word To Several Ink Spots Songs

Exploringthedesolationanddecapitatingraidersjustwouldntbethesamewithoutthedulcet

tonesofsomeofthefinestmusicthe40shadtooffer.AlongwiththeamazingInkSpotsclassics,

hasanyonemanagedtogetbongo,bongo,bongohedontwanttoleavetheCongooutoftheir

headsyet?

14. You Spent So Long Modding Fallout That

You Were Too Tired To Play


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LongnightswerespentmoddingtheFalloutgamestobemorerealistic,ortofeatureprettierskies.

Withtheeffortofmoddingthem,andtryingtofixtheconstantcrashes,whothehellhastheenergy

toactuallyplaythegameafterwardsthough?

13. No Radio On Skyrim Literally

Unplayable

SkyrimwasclearlyjustFalloutwithmagic.Itwasagoodgame,butitwouldvebeensomuchbetter

ifBethesdaintroducedRiftenNewsRadio,bringingusthegreatestbardsovertheair.Whocares

aboutimmersionorrealism,jeez.


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12. If You See Someone Wearing Clothes You

Like, Youve Already Planned Their Murder

Whatsthemost importantobjective inaFalloutgame?Savingyour father?Nah.Purifyingthe

irradiatedriversandlakes?Nope.Itsallabout lookinglikethemosthip,gorgeousvaultdweller

outthere,nomatterhowmanymountainsofcorpsesneedclimbing.

11. It Still Feels Weird Having Accurate

Weapons In FPS Games

OneofthestaplesoftheFalloutseries isthatyourstatsheavily influenceeverything, including


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howaccurateyouarewithweapons.Afterhundredsofhoursofgettingusedtomissingmolerats

atpointblankrage,itfeelslikeadecadentluxurytogotoanotherFPSgameandhaveweapons

thatactuallyhittheirtargetseverytime.

10. Three Dog Is Still Howling In Your Head

Thisoneneedsnoexplanation.HeyniftyAmerica, itsme,yourPresident, JohnHenHahaa,

gotcha!ThreeDoghere,howseveryonedoin?NOTHREEDOGYOUDIDNTGETUS,STOPTRYING

TOBEFUNNYANDPLAYBUTCHERPETE.

9. No Matter How Many Simpacks, Youre Gonna

Drink Out Of That Toilet To Heal Up


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Forsomereason,nomatterhowdisgustingthesource,waterisoneofthemosteffectivewaysof

healingup.Becauseitmakesperfectsensetotakedamagefromdrowning,drinksomewater,then

bebacktofullhealth,obviously.

8. Youve Got 100 Weapons, But Only Use Two

Fromshotgunsandlaserrifles,toflamethrowersandpistols,youveamassedtheUnitedStates

largestcollectionofpostapocalypticweaponry.WhenyouvegottheDeathclawGauntletandthe

Firelancethough,whybotherusinganythingelse?

7. You Have A Small Heart Attack Whenever A

Feral Ghoul Creeps Up On You


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Behonest.Youve almosthad somebowelrelated accidentsmore thanoncewhilenavigating

Fallout3ssewersandundergroundtrainnetworks.Particularlywhenplayingwithheadphones,

theresnothingworsethanthatlittlepitterpatterofrunning,beforethenightmareinducinggargle

inyourear.

6. And Entered Cardiac Arrest When Meeting

Your First Deathclaw

Feralghoulsarenothingthough,comparedtotheterrorofyourfirstDeathclaw.Upuntilthatpoint,

just about every enemy might have been numerous, or tanky, but never unsurmountable.

Deathclawsthough,soakupyourbulletslikeaspongeandaremorethancapableofendingyour

lifewithoneterribleswipe.


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5. Having To Save Before And After Everything

Ever

Oh,soyoudontlikenewcomersdoyou?Onemomentplease.[GameSaved].BAM.Howdoesit

feelnothavingahead?[SaveFileLoaded].Hithere,yesIwouldliketoacceptthisquestandthe

rewardsthatgowithit,thanks!

4. Your Weapons Break At The Worst Possible

Moments

Falloutsweaponrymightbepowerful,butitsalsohorrificallyunreliable.Naturally,yourgunswill


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haveatendencytobreakorjamattheworstpossiblemoments,usuallywhentheresaDeathclaw

cominginforahug.

3. You Still Desperately Scour The Internet

For Fallout 4 Info

Theres been leaks, industry rumours, hoaxes and speculation, butalmost nothinghas been

officiallysharedregardingFallout4.Thathasntstoppedyouspendinghoursdesperatelysearching

theinternetfortheslightestscrapsofinformationthough.

2. You Compulsively Pick Up Every Bit Of

Rubbish, No Matter How Pointless


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No,youprobablydontneedthatsmallburntbook.Andno,thereprobably isntmuchpoint in

carryingtwofullyrepairedMiniguns.Falloutbringsoutthehoarder inallofusthough,and its

impossiblenottostepinaroomandtakeanythingthatisntbolteddown.

1. Just About Every Other Game Has

Been Ruined For You

Whats thepoint inotheropenworldRPGs, if theydont feature thewit,awesome lore,and

compellingatmosphereofFallout?Theapocalypticseriesmanagedtodigitsclawsinfromdayone,

andothergamesjusthaventfeltthesameeversince.

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