20 reasons the luxor sucks
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In January 2009, I did a horrible thing in Las Vegas: I stayed at the Luxor. This is my photo essay.TRANSCRIPT
20 Reasons20 Reasonsthe Luxor Sucksthe Luxor SucksBy David Berkowitz
In January 2009,In January 2009,I did a horrible thing gin Las Vegas:I stayed at the Luxor.
Thi i h t This is my photo essay.
The Shampoo1 The Shampoo
The Conditioner2 The Conditioner
What’s upwith the jars?
Th Wi dThe Windowshaven’t been washed
3
haven t been washedsince the days of the Pyramids
The Low Bed4
The Small Pillows5
The Bedding Straight 6
out of a Cheap Motel
The Tripwirethanks to the
7thanks to the Internet Hookup Being Nowhere Being Nowhere Near the Desk
8
And the 8
Connection was DeadDeadWhen I Came In
No 9 No 9
WiFi
10
all for10
all for$ d$13.99 a day
The11
TheR llReally
TV
No HBO12 No HBO
Or Comedy Central
The Business Center13
The Business Centercloses at 5closes at 5on the dot
Getting Put on Hold Endlesslyon Hold Endlessly…
by the Front Desk14
Waiting a Half Hour to Pick up a Fax15
g
16
Their Finest International Cuisine Their Finest International Cuisine
isServedServedat a T&A Bar
Their High-End Restaurant? 17
CatHouseCatHouse
And CatHouse has a Dress Code18
19
The MarquisMarquisAct:Act:
Carrot Carrot TTop
And They Found 20
Someone to Name Him Name Him
Best Best ComedianComedian
That’s what I getThat s what I getfor staying in a tomb.y g
That’s what I getThat s what I getfor staying in a tomb.y g
About the author:David BerkowitzDavid Berkowitzwww.meeID.com/davidBlog: MarketersStudio.comTwitter: @dberkowitz