2008 Brownlow Wrap

Let’s get off to a flyer…

Underwear, or pubes are really making a comeback?

Bat and Ball

Is it just me, or…

You know you’re in trouble when even the fat bloke at the

back can’t believe you brought her.

Usually I’d suggest a breast uplift, but when

fashion is important, I’m all for matching slings.

You haven’t seen the worst of it….

When getting in a punch up at a day care

centre just isn’t bogan enough. Ugh.

“Oh Christ, here comes Aker. Ok, just smile politely and nod your head. He’ll be gone soon enough.”

Lipstick, earrings, dress, hair, oh and don’t

forget to suck on a lemon.

Roo, alone, as Steph pursues her acting *cough* waitressing career in LA.

Drink on the table, blow in the toilets, orgies in the hotel suites. Brilliant time for a recovering drug addict to make

an appearance.

Don’t let go of his hand, Mum.

Hutchy

Last seen installing spy cameras in said toilets.

The builders of the particle accelerator, taking

a night away from work.

….David Wirrpanda’s date, but Wirrpanda seems to

have gone walkabout.

I know I shouldn’t…

Surgery is in the air, everywhere I look around….

…then ….and now

Still, nothing wrong a nose that can double as a glass cutter….

…nor boobs you could park a truck between.

I call this the Wayne Carey factor.

Kangaroo players too scared to score a hot chick in case the captain tries to bang ‘em.

I’m betting there’s more than one Brazilian in this

picture.

Terry Wallace called, he wants his skin back

No Alan Didak last night… though he may have had a

prior engagement….

…a good mate was being sentenced… to life.

If you didn’t already know, Carlton is back in the money.

Crawf and Wellsy, snuck one past the keeper.

And both hoping their ladies are back to form as quick as Lucy Kornes.

Two months after the drop!

Another reason to hate AFL suits. The partner of some douche bag at AFL House.

Either Brad Green has a head like a pumpkin, or

his wife has a head like a tennis ball.

Hey Campbell, you do know she used to be

married to Warney!

As my old coach used to say – “don’t turn your fucking back to the play!”

“You better ask for a bigger contract, it’s the last time I’m tie-dying our bed sheets to make a dress!”

No need to look embarrassed, Dane, I’m impressed.

So two options here:

1. He’s gay.

2. He’s just seen Brent Harvey’s missus.

A sneer to light up a room.

No need to rub it in Gary, we do know she’s hot. You

on the other hand, have a head like Kochie.

One man that got the hint, and another who has gone a few seasons too many.

Mischa Barton never misses a red carpet.

Corey Enright, ensuring a long career in Geelong.

Fun times with the President’s daughter.

The Votes

Some classy action from Medders.

1 Vote

2 Votes

Bryce Gibbs, finally off Mummy’s apron strings.

Andrew Welsh- Clearly does his shopping at a

German stud farm. A definite thoroughbred.

3 Votes

Now just remember what happened to Libba, you

leave me and I sell that Brownlow on you.