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Bus companies may have tolearn their ABCs.

The U.S. Senate passed Sen.Charles Schumer’s bus bill onWednesday, which would re-quire curbside buses to displaysafety letter grades, among oth-er new provisions.

The legislation would affectall bus companies in the na-tion, like Greyhound, Megabusand Fung Wah.

Schumer proposed the leg-islation last year in response toa litany of fatal crashes involv-ing discount buses, including aBronx crash that killed 15.

“The Senate gets an ‘A’ forpassing this crucial bill that willfinally alert passengers aboutbus companies’ safety recordsbefore they buy a ticket,”Schumer said Thursday, addingthat New York City’s restaurantletter grading system inspiredhim to write the bill.

Some transportation ex-

perts applauded the legislation.“Having more information

empowers riders and customersto make the best decision forthemselves,” said Ya-Ting Liu,the public transit campaignmanager at advocacy groupTransportation Alternatives.

The Coalition of Port Au-thority Carriers, which in-cludes bus carriers AdirondackTrailways and Peter Pan, alsobacks Schumer’s bill.

Dale Moser, chief operatingofficer of CoachUSA, whichowns Megabus, said he sup-ports any efforts toward in-creasing safety but was con-cerned about how some aspectsof the bill would be enforced,like random inspections onbuses en route.

“To have buses stopped onan interstate seems like an in-convenience to customers andwill certainly add time to a

trip,” Moser said. “It may causecustomers to stop riding motor-coaches and get back into theircars.”

A Schumer spokesman saidthis aspect of the bill was de-signed to target low-fare curb-side carriers that do not haveterminals in which to be in-spected.

Quest to curb dangerousbuses gets Senate boost

Sen. Chuck Schumer’s bus bill passes Senate Proposes several newregulations for all bus companies Letter grades suggested for buses

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A moment at the9/11 memorial

British Prime Minister David Cameron visited Manhattan yesterday, taking atour of the 9/11 Memorial with his wife Samantha and Mayor MichaelBloomberg. The Camerons paid homage to the victims of the Sept. 11 terror-ist attacks. They were joined by Charles Wolf, a British citizen whose wifeKatherine Wolf was killed the day of the attacks. METRO/AB

Leaders. Memory

British Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife Samantha Cameron lay their hands on the 9/11 Memorial.

Two nabbedin Florida forNY murderORLANDO. Two men weretaken into custody inFlorida after the murder ofa Chelsea man, an NYPDspokesman said yesterday.Cops wanted the men forquestioning after JohnLaubach, a Chelseabusinessman, was foundkilled, bound and gagged,in his apartment March 2.

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Man chargedfor gunfireNEW YORK. The Manhattandistrict attorney indictedLuis Martinez, 25,yesterday on attemptedmurder and weaponpossession charges.According to prosecutors,Martinez shot at two copspatrolling near the LowerEast Side’s Bernard M.Baruch Houses Feb. 27.

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DOT offers freerides SaturdayThe Department ofTransportation wantsyou to get home safelyduring March Madness.Beginning Saturday, the“Safe Rides Home” pro-gram will distribute2,000 free debit cardsloaded with $15 thatNew Yorkers can use ina taxi or publictransportation and3,000 single-rideMetroCards. The cardswill be handed out inTimes Square anddown Ninth Avenuefrom 4 to 8 p.m.

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Child assaultedPolice are hunting fora man who groped an11-year-old girl at aManhattan Dunkin’Donuts. Sources toldthe Daily News thatthe man sauntered in-to the shop on East21st Street at 11:30a.m. March 7, grabbedthe girl’s breast andfled. Police released asketch of the culprit,describing him as 50sto 60s, heavy withshort gray hair.

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Safety in

numbers

A study last year by the Na-tional Transportation SafetyBoard revealed these bus in-dustry statistics:

Curbside carriers with 10 orfewer buses and carrierswho have been in businessfor 10 years or less havehigher accident rates andhigher roadside inspectionviolation rates.The fatal accident rate forcurbside carriers from Janu-ary 2005 to March 2011 wasseven times that of conven-tional bus operations: 1.4fatal accidents per 100 vehi-cles for curbside carriers com-pared with 0.2 fatal accidentsper 100 vehicles for conven-tional scheduled carriers.

What’s in thebill?The bill was pushed throughas part of the Surface Trans-portation Bill, an extensivetransportation andinfrastructure bill. Schumeroriginally proposed the legis-lation last year in response to

numerous fatal crashesinvolving the discount tourbus industry.

The bill would requirethe Federal Motor CarriageSafety Administration tocreate clear and understand-able safety ratings to be dis-played at ticket windows,departure terminals and oneach bus.

All buses would also haveElectronic On-BoardRecorders, which monitordrivers.

For the first time, the billwould allow federal regula-tors to stop buses for enroute inspections, and itgives inspectors moreauthority to crack down onunsafe carriers. METRO/EAE

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Police Commissioner Ray Kellysaid yesterday the NYPD’sbudget will increase by mil-lions of dollars for the fiscalyear of 2013 — but some law-makers claim he wouldn’t ex-plain why.

Kelly presented a proposedbudget for the counterterror-ism and intelligence divisionsof the police department at aCity Council budget hearing.

The proposed increasewould bring the counterterror-ism division’s budget from$29.5 million in fiscal year 2012to $47.4 million for fiscal year2013, according to numbersgiven by Park Slope Council-man Brad Lander.

Kelly also submitted a pro-posed increase for the intelli-gence division, which Landersaid would be a $15 million in-crease from fiscal year 2009,bringing that budget to $60million.

Lander lashed out over whathe said was Kelly’s lack of trans-parency and failure to explainthe figures when asked.

“Commissioner Kelly asksus to trust him that NYPD offi-cers are following the law, buthe either could not or wouldnot tell us what the NYPD isspending our money on,” Lan-der said.

“This is at a time when re-sources for patrol officers, after-school programs, and summerjobs have all been decreased

dramatically,” Lander added.Queens Councilman Peter

Vallone, chair of the Council’sPublic Safety committee, alsosaid Kelly’s testimony was notclear.

“Federal funding is compli-cated to explain, but the an-swer given by the NYPD wasclearly not sufficient and wewill seek clarity,” Vallone said.

Lander also blasted Kelly’sclaim that the funding forNYPD operations in 11 citiesoverseas is covered with $1 mil-lion from the NYC Police Foun-dation.

“The staff, travel, lodging

and expenses for this operationseem certainly higher than $1million. Are these expenses be-ing paid for with city funds?”Lander asked.

When asked whether cityfunds are indeed used for theNYPD’s overseas operations,Deputy Commissioner PaulBrowne responded, “Thesalaries of officers overseas arepaid through the regularcity/NYPD budget; their traveland other expenses overseasare paid by the NYC PoliceFoundation.”

He did not comment onhow the proposed additionalmillions would be spent forcounterterrorism and intelli-gence.

Governorquestionshorse deathsQUEENS. New York Gov.Andrew Cuomo made a for-mal inquiry Wednesday intothe recent rash of fatal horsebreakdowns at the Aqueductthat he called “disturbing.”Since racing began on theinner-dirt track on Nov. 30,16 horses have died, includ-ing one this week. OnWednesday, Hillsboro Baywas taken off the inner-dirttrack following a race in anequine ambulance after in-juring her right front leg

and was later euthanized.Cuomo asked the New YorkRacing Association to hirean outside investigator tolook into the incidents. TheNYRA claims the inner-dirttrack is safe but will switchracing to the main track onMarch 21, two weeks earlierthan scheduled. The NYRAtold Metro they will complywith Gov. Cuomo’s request.

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Officerssave babyBROOKLYN. Cops rescued a babythat was given away soon afterits birth. An NYPD spokesmansaid that around 6:30 p.m.Wednesday, a woman, 55,flagged down officers and toldthem that the baby was givento her by a 27-year-old whocame to her door. The baby,which reportedly had its um-bilical cord still attached, wasin stable condition. Shoshan-nah Muhammad, the 27-year-old, was charged with recklessendangerment, the spokesmansaid. The baby had been born“within a couple hours,” thespokesman said. METRO/EAE

Kelly proposed millions more, a lawmaker said.

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“We need to knowwhat the increase ispaying for.”BRAD LANDER

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Pop star Kasimal Sultan wasknown as the“Iraqi RickyMartin,” butwhen Saddam

began inviting him to per-form at private parties, alSultan’s lyrics became veryon-message: “Saddam youare brave and the father ofour nation.” (Kasim wasforced into exile in 2003.)

Bashar Al-Assad

The Syrianstrongmanseems to have apreference forthe R&B side ofpop, with Chris

Brown and Leona Lewisamong his recent purchas-es. Other choices are harderto understand, including“Don’t Talk Just Kiss” from1980s English band RightSaid Fred, a “gay icon”group.

Robert Mugabe

Zimbabwe’sleader wasfamouslydismayed whenBob Marley wasbooked to per-

form at a 1979independence celebration.He had requested "theperennially wholesome CliffRichard.” Mugabe has beenaccused of running a “reignof terror” whose “transgres-sions are unpardonable.”

Kim Jong-il

The late autocratof North Koreahad a weaknessfor Englishsinger-guitaristEric Clapton. A

2007 WikiLeaks cableadvised the U.S. governmentthat arranging a concertwould “be an opportunity tobuild goodwill.” The newglorious leader Kim Jong-unprefers German electropop.

Osama Bin Laden

Outwardly astrict Muslim,his alleged ex-lover Kola Boofclaims the AlQaeda despot

had a louder side: “He wouldbecome this devout partyboy who wanted to hear VanHalen or some B-52s.”According to Boof, Bin Ladenalso idolized Whitney Hous-ton, demanding she repli-cate Houston’s hairstyle.

Ramzan Kadyrov

The Chechenleader has beenaccused of tor-ture and mur-der, but alsothrows lavish

parties with A-list stars. Forhis birthday last October,Kadyrov flew in Britishsinger Seal to perform hisfavorite song “Kiss from aRose.” Seal was criticized byhuman rights groups.

Slobodan Milosevic

While he wason trial for warcrimes, the Ser-bian warlordpassed the timewith his

favorite Frank Sinatra andCeline Dion CDs. It wouldhave had “Old Blue Eyes”spinning in his grave toknow that “My Way” wasan inspiration to Milosevic,indicted for, among manyother charges, genocide.

Muammar Gaddafi

Music loverGaddafi hired Li-onel Richie toplay at his 2006“Concert forPeace” in Libya,

and was starstruck when heasked for the “Hello”singer’s autograph. More re-cently he flew in Beyonce,and even turned his hand tocomposition, writing a songfor Condoleezza Rice.

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Obama hit by healthinsurance ‘T-word’

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Karzai toUS: Get outof villages KABUL. Afghanistan’s PresidentHamid Karzai called for NATOtroops to leave Afghan villagesand confine themselves to ma-jor bases after the slaughter of16 civilians by a U.S. soldier,underscoring fury over themassacre and clouding U.S. ex-

it plans.In a near simultaneous an-

nouncement, the Afghan Tal-iban said it was suspending nas-cent peace talks with the UnitedStates seen as a strong chance toend the country’s decadelongconflict, blaming “shaky, erraticand vague” U.S. statements.

Karzai said as a conse-quence of the weekend mas-sacre, “international securityforces have to be taken out ofAfghan village outposts and re-turn to (larger) bases.” REUTERS

Afghan President Hamid Karzai met with U.S. Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta at the presidential palace on Thursday in Kabul, Afghanistan.

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Ford sued over tanks Ford Motor Co. has beensued for allegedly sellingtrucks over a 10-year periodthat had defective fuel tanklinings and for hiding theproblem from consumerseven as it warned dealers.

The lawsuit filed Wednes-day in a New Jersey federalcourt said fuel tank liningson 10 E- and F-series truckmodels made between 1999and 2008 would “separate

and flake off.”It said this would clog fu-

el systems with debris andrust, causing a sudden lossof engine power and poten-tially causing vehicles tobuck or kick or suddenlystall.

Ford in 2007 issued a “se-cret” technical service bul-letin to dealers advising ofthe problem, but neither re-called the affected trucksnor offered to repair themfor free, the complaint said.REUTERS

To be, or not to be, a tax?That is the question in this

month’s U.S. Supreme Courtcase testing the validity of Presi-dent Barack Obama’s controver-sial health care system overhaul.

At issue is the money thatAmericans will have to pay start-ing in 2014 to the Internal Rev-enue Service if they fail to ob-tain medical insurance.

During his 2008 campaign,Obama promised not to raise tax-es on families earning less than$250,000. That’s the same in-come bracket where a lot of peo-ple lack health insurance.

So, as president, Obama and

his aides studiously avoided us-ing the “T-word” as they workedto persuade Congress to pass thehealth care overhaul. Instead,they called it a “penalty.”

Now enacted, the law refersto a “penalty” that must be paidif a taxpayer fails to get coverage.

Health and Human ServicesSecretary Kathleen Sebelius saidat a recent congressional hear-ing that the payment “operatesthe same way a tax would oper-ate, but it is not, per se, a tax.”

Just last month, acting WhiteHouse budget director JeffreyZients said in a hearing that itwas not a tax. REUTERS


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Presidential candidate Rick Santorum thinks the insurance mandate debate is about protecting liberty, not restricting it. Tell us what you think by e-mailing us at [email protected]

Is the Republican partywaging a “War onWomen,” and if so, arethey winning it? The an-swers to these questions

depend on whether you per-ceive the nasty legislative bat-tle over the Obama adminis-tration’s health care mandateas one over religious liberty orwomen’s reproductive health.

Leading Republican presi-dential candidates Mitt Rom-ney and Rick Santorum saythe president is trampling reli-gious freedom by forcing em-ployers to comply with a na-tional health care law requir-ing insurers to provide contra-ceptive services for women. ABloomberg poll releasedWednesday reports that 62percent of respondents thinkotherwise. (The poll also indi-cated that Democrats aren’tactually benefiting from thedebate.)

So just what are Republi-can legislators doing? Follow-ing the failure to pass the con-troversial Blunt Amendment— which would have allowedemployers to opt out of pro-viding contraception coverageif it violated their beliefs, like,for instance, devout mysogin-ists — national lawmakerslargely abandoned the issue, ifnot the rhetoric. But at leastnine Republican-led statesaren’t ready to move on, pro-

posing to expand contracep-tion exemptions or movingsymbolic condemnations ofthe law. In Arizona, lawmak-ers take their support of reli-gious liberty a step furtherthan others, working to legal-ize firing workers over birthcontrol use.

What began withfallout over theKomen founda-tion’s now-re-scinded deci-

sion to unfund Planned Par-enthood and led to the Vir-ginia invasive ultrasound bill(imposing barriers on awoman’s choice to abort)segued effortlessly into thecharacter assassination of San-dra Fluke — which has nowdevolved into attacks over thestudent activist’s “rich social-ist boyfriend” and a vacationthat apparently included somealcohol consumption.

Then on Thursday, the sto-ry grew to envelop a Senatefight over the ViolenceAgainst Women Act, whichprovides funding to investi-

gate domestic violence,passed with bipartisan con-sensus in 1994. Conservativeactivist Phyllis Schlafly saysthe law led to “divorce,breakup of marriage and ha-tred of men.” Republican Sen.Lisa Murkowski cautioned herparty that it was “at risk of be-ing successfully painted as an-ti-woman,” The New YorkTimes reported.

It’s hard not to connectthe dots. Republicans ac-cuse Democrats of politi-cal point-scoring; SenateMinority Leader Mitch

McConnell said Dems were“manufacturing fights” overthe Women Act. (Murkowskidisagreed. “This is too impor-tant an issue for women andmen and families that we notaddress it,” she said.)

McConnell’s argument isn’t, of course, unimaginable— U.S. politics seem to be ano-holds-barred arena. Butwhy are Republican legisla-tors playing into this narra-tive? Maybe it’s because, de-spite outrage, they thinkthey’re the ones winning allthe points. Ramesh Ponnuruof the National Review cer-tainly thinks so: “The issue islikely to help Republicans inthe fall, if they can keep theirwits about them,” he writes.For the current field of Repub-lican presidential candidates,that’s a very big “if.”

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1.1K+“Consider this,” wroteformer Michigan Gov.Jennifer GranholmThursday in an Op-Edcalled “Women arefacing sexualMcCarthyism”: “Afterthe election of 2010that saw Republicansgain control of statelegislatures across thecountry, more than1,100 anti-choice lawswere introduced in2011 — a new record.... So far in 2012, anadditional 430 wereintroduced. We maybreak the record.”

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Jimmy CliffOne of reggae’s founding fa-thers seemed to be challenginghimself to tone down his set onWednesday night. Accompa-nied by only an acoustic gui-tarist and a drummer, thesinger wore a simple red shirtand backwards baseball cap,and for much of the set,strummed a right-handedacoustic guitar that lookedenormous on him in the left-handed position. Though thearrangement was basic, Cliff’sperformance was anything but.The 63-year-old Jamaican’shigh, elastic voice still soundsso sweet and strong. His set wasfilled with songs that spannedhis career and almost served asa testament that his catalogshould be required listening forany self-respecting songwriter.When he belted out “ManyRivers to Cross,” it was a truemoment of transcendence;when he updated his anti-warsong, “Vietnam,” by changing

the chorus to “Afghanistan,” itwas a poignant reminder thatalthough the place where we’refighting is different, the situa-tion remains the same. The on-ly complaint with this set wasthat he finished on a songcalled “One More,” where heengaged the audience in a fren-zied call-and-response that con-tinued after he left the stage.With a title like “One More”and that kind of reaction fromthe crowd, one would think itwas an obvious reason to comeback for an encore. But no suchluck.

Cotton JonesMostly centered around thewarm voice of singer MichaelNau, Cotton Jones is a six-piecefrom Maryland. From the stageof a bar called Swan Dive, Nauannounced at one point thatthe band had a few more songsleft. But after turning in a per-formance of “Somehow to KeepIt Going” from the band’s 2010

album, “Tall Hours in the Glow-stream,” he must have realizedthat it wouldn’t be possible totop it, so he said, “I guess thatwas our last song.” Instead offeeling like a bow of defeat oran excuse of time constraints, itfelt like an acknowledgmentthat magic had happened inthe way the sing-along chorusof “Come on, baby let the riverroll” resounded.

A couple veteran acts at theSXSW Music Conference stoodout on Day 1 How you canjoin the Texas fest from home

Bands with buzzThe long lines for shows atSXSW can be a goodresource for what to seenext. And with many bandsperforming multiple times,you can always find outwhat’s worth the wait. Hereare the ones who havebeen earning enough ravereviews that I’m going totry to check them out thisweekend: Santigold, Ala-bama Shakes, I Am Oak,Henry Clay People, JohnFullbright, Capsula, TheEttes, Dent May and JDMcPherson.

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Fiona AppleKicking off NPR’s showcase,Fiona Apple made it easy toforget this was the same mu-sician who had an infamousonstage meltdown in 2005.Vacillating between a lowcroon and a hoarse primalscream, she spent most ofthe set hunched forwardwith her arms at her side, asif she were possessed by hersongs. Her band expertly exe-cuted the loud-to-soft and

soft-to-loud dynamic shiftsthat Apple’s songs demand.There were even a few timeswhen the band wandered in-to jam-band territory. Butwhere that can sometimesfeel frivolous, when anchor -ed by a truly commandingsinger like Apple, it works.She ended the set with aseething rendition of her1996 breakout hit,“Criminal.” If Apple truly did“need to be redeemed,” shecertainly was on this night.

SXSW at home

You don’t have to fly all theway to Texas to get in on theSXSW magic. Several websitesare streaming live from theLone Star State. Check outsites www.npr.org andwww.kut.org and, of course,www.sxsw.com.

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Boss bySouthwestIn a disarmingly funnyand candid keynoteaddress on Thursday,Bruce Springsteentalked about the stateof modern music andshared a heartfelt his-tory of his ownjourney. For more thanan hour, he detailedpersonal politics, im-parted words ofwisdom for young mu-sicians, discussed ahost of artists across allgenres that he felt in-debted to (from theSex Pistols to Elvis) andeven revealed that hestill plays guitar in themirror. “Don’t you?” heasked the amusedcrowd of 3,000.“C’mon! You’ve gottacheck out yourmoves!”

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‘Casa de Mi Padre’Director: Matt Piedmont

Cast: Will Ferrell, Diego Luna,Gael Garcia Bernal, GenesisRodriguezRating: R Grade: ��In this subtitled telenovelaspoof, Will Ferrell stars asArmando Alvarez — just gowith it, OK? — a good-naturedranch hand on his father’sproperty in Mexico. After hisbrother Raul (Luna) returnshome with enough money tosave the father’s estate fromfinancial ruin, plus a beautiful

new fiancee (Rodriguez),Armando learns the truth be-hind his sibling’s newfortune: He’s in business withthe country’s dreaded druglord, La Onza (Garcia Bernal).Armando must man up in or-der to protect who and whathe values most in his life.

Ferrell gets kudos for hisacting (extra for doing so inSpanish!), which is alwaysgood for laughs. The inclusionof Luna and Bernal — two of

Mexico’s biggest stars — is atreat, and newcomerRodriguez is spot-on in thissetting, considering her back-ground is in Spanish-languagesoaps. Though this isn’t onpar with Ferrell classics like“Anchorman” and “OldSchool,” it has its moments.And it earns its R rating:There’s a ton of violence, plussome nudity — including agood look at Ferrell’s tush.

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“Jeff, Who Lives at Home” revolves around thirtysomethingslacker Jeff (Jason Segel), who still lives in his mother’s (SusanSarandon) basement. His worldview is formed by theenormous amount of drugs he ingests and the M. NightShyamalan movie “Signs.” To him, nothing is random;everything is a sign. When his mom sends him on an errand, aseries of “omens” find him chasing after a stranger and becom-ing involved in his brother’s (Ed Helms) marriage. METRO

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For the duration of hisnew movie, “Casa de MiPadre,” Will Ferrellspeaks only in Spanish

— the entire movie is subtitled.Fittingly clad in a powder bluecountry Western shirt (“It’s gota little bit of a Dallas Cowboycheerleader feel to it,” he says),he spoke with us about his ca-reer, his kids and his famousrear end.

You have a nude scene in thisfilm, and this is the second timethat you’re showing moviegoersyour butt. What is it about yourtush that you think audiencescan’t get enough of?Honestly, I just was serving thescript, No. 1. But No. 2, I thinkit’s a funny-looking butt. It’s acomedy butt. It was just a greatopportunity to make fun of thestereotypical passion scene.Also, on a deeper level, we’re sobody-image conscious — whynot show that we all have nor-mal-looking bodies? It’s kind ofa way to just go, it’s not that biga deal. Your character, Armando, stepsout of the shadows and finds hismachismo in this film. Can youpinpoint a time in your life whenyou really came into your own?That’s a tough question onlybecause I don’t sit back and re-flect in that way of like, “Yeah,I really came into my own.” Idon’t know what that momentwould have been. I think ifyou’re doing comedy, I don’tknow if you ever really reachthat feeling of like, “I’ve got itdown.” I think there’s always aplace of fear within you whereyou’re like, “God, I hope thisworks.” Getting on “SaturdayNight Live” maybe was a littlemoment of that, but then youhave to prove yourself on“Saturday Night Live.” Thenyou leave the show and you testyour waters in the movieworld, and this business is get-ting harder and harder.Will you let your kids see thismovie?You know, my 5-year-old couldwatch it because he doesn’tread, but my 8-year-old, I don’tknow if he could see it becausehe’d be like, “Wait, I think I sawthe F-word!” But it is kind of vi-

olent, [so] I don’t know.Are you the kind of dad whomonitors what his kids watch?A little bit, but ... I just don’thave the impulse to be like,“Do you wanna watch one ofdaddy’s movies?” I waited forthem to bring up “Elf.” Ifthey’re like, “I heard about thisone thing you did, can I see it?”I’m like, “Yeah, OK, we canwatch it.” But I never wanted tobe like, “Look at me.”This movie is being described as“Anchorman”-meets-telenovela.How would Ron Burgundy farein this world?Probably horribly, becausethere’s no way Burgundyknows any other languages.He’d pretend that he knows

Spanish and just immediatelyget in some awkward, hor-

rible, compromising posi-tion where he gets shot.Yeah, I don’t think he’ddo well.


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In this film, youspeak Spanish,you ride a horseand you play thetrumpet. Whatother special skillsdo you have thataudiences don’tknow about?

That was not me [on thehorse]. A couple times itwas, where it slowly walkedaway, but any sort of big rid-ing [wasn’t]. But it looksgood! That was me mimick-ing playing the trumpet. Ican juggle knives,that’s prettycool, skeetshoot … no, Idon’t knowwhat othersecretabilities I have.

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13NYC’s #1 FREE DAILY WEEKEND, MARCH 16-18, 2012film listingsFilm Society Lincoln Center- Elinor Bunin Munroe FilmCenter212–875–5600 144 West 65th Street BetweenBroadway + Amsterdam AvenuesAANN AAMMEERRIICCAANN IINN PPAARRIISS (NR)SSuunn 2:00DDEELLIICCAACCYY ((LLAA DDEELLIICCAATTEESSSSEE))(NR) FFrrii and SSaatt 11:00, 1:15, 3:30,5:45, 8:00, 10:15; SSuunn 11:00-1:15-3:30-5:45-8:00.MMRR.. HHUULLOOTT’’SS HHOOLLIIDDAAYY ((LLEESSVVAACCAANNCCEESS DDEE MMOONNSSIIEEUURRHHUULLOOTT)) (NR) SSaatt 2:00PPIINNAA 33DD (PG) FFrrii and SSaatt 10:30,12:40, 2:55, 5:15, 7:30, 9:40; SSuunn10:30-12:40-2:55-5:15-7:30.SSHHAAKKEESSPPEEAARREE HHIIGGHH (NR) FFrrii2:00

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IISSLLAANNDD 33DD (PG) 10:55, 1:30,4:15, 6:50, 9:35. RealD 3DKKAAHHAAAANNII (NR) FFrrii and SSaatt 11:35,3:05, 6:30, 10:05. DigitalPresentation; SSuunn 10:25-5:25-8:55. Digital PresentationLLAA PPHHIILL LLIIVVEE:: GGUUSSTTAAVVOODDUUDDAAMMEELL AANNDD HHEERRBBIIEEHHAANNCCOOCCKK CCEELLEEBBRRAATTEEGGEERRSSHHWWIINN (NR) SSuunn 2:00MMAANN OONN AA LLEEDDGGEE (PG-13) 11:45,5:15, 10:55. Digital PresentationMMIISSSSIIOONN:: IIMMPPOOSSSSIIBBLLEE -- GGHHOOSSTTPPRROOTTOOCCOOLL (PG-13) 4:05, 10:25.Digital PresentationPPRRAAYY FFOORR JJAAPPAANN (NR) 11:25,1:50, 4:20, 6:45, 9:15, 11:45.CI N D E P E N D E N T ; D i g i t a lPresentationSSEEEEKKIINNGG JJUUSSTTIICCEE (R) FFrrii and SSaatt11:00, 1:55, 4:45, 7:30, 10:20,1:00.C INDEPENDENT;DigitalPresentation; SSuunn 11:00-1:55-4:45-7:30-10:20.C INDEPEN-DENT;Digital PresentationSSIILLEENNTT HHOOUUSSEE (R) FFrrii and SSaatt10:15, 11:30, 12:45, 2:00, 3:15,4:35, 5:45, 7:05, 8:15, 9:30, 10:45,12:00, 1:00. Digital Presentation;SSuunn 10:15-11:30-12:45-2:00-3:15-4:35-5:45-7:05-8:15-9:30-10:45-11:55. Digital PresentationSSTTAARR WWAARRSS:: EEPPIISSOODDEE II -- TTHHEEPPHHAANNTTOOMM MMEENNAACCEE 33DD (PG)11:15, 2:30. RealD 3DUUNNDDEERRWWOORRLLDD:: AAWWAAKKEENNIINNGG 33DD(R) FFrrii and SSaatt 5:50, 8:20, 10:50,12:15. RealD 3D; SSuunn 5:50-8:20-10:50. RealD 3DWWAANNDDEERRLLUUSSTT (R) 10:10, 12:50,3:25, 6:05, 8:45, 11:25. DigitalPresentation

AMC Loews Kips Bay 15888–AMC–4FUN Corner of 31st Street and 2ndAvenue2211 JJUUMMPP SSTTRREEEETT (R) 10:30,11:50, 12:55, 2:35, 3:30, 5:05,6:05, 7:40, 8:40, 10:20, 11:20.Digital PresentationAACCTT OOFF VVAALLOORR (R) 10:40, 1:05,3:35, 6:10, 8:40, 11:10. DigitalPresentationTTHHEE DDEESSCCEENNDDAANNTTSS (R) 10:45,3:45, 9:00.CI N D E P E N D E N T ; D i g i t a lPresentationDDRR.. SSEEUUSSSS’’ TTHHEE LLOORRAAXX (PG)10:55, 3:00, 7:00, 10:55. DigitalPresentationDDRR.. SSEEUUSSSS’’ TTHHEE LLOORRAAXX 33DD (PG)1:00, 1:30, 3:30, 5:00, 9:00.RealD 3DFFRRIIEENNDDSS WWIITTHH KKIIDDSS (R) 10:35,1:00, 3:35, 6:05, 8:35, 11:00.CI N D E P E N D E N T ; D i g i t a lPresentationHHUUGGOO 33DD (PG) 11:05, 1:45, 4:35,7:40, 10:30. RealD 3DJJOOHHNN CCAARRTTEERR (PG-13) 1:30.Digital PresentationJJOOHHNN CCAARRTTEERR IINN DDIISSNNEEYYDDIIGGIITTAALL 33DD (PG-13) 10:30, 4:30,7:30, 10:30. RealD 3DJJOOHHNN CCAARRTTEERR:: AANN IIMMAAXX 33DDEEXXPPEERRIIEENNCCEE (PG-13) 11:00,2:00, 5:00, 8:00, 11:00. IMAX 3DLLAA PPHHIILL LLIIVVEE:: GGUUSSTTAAVVOODDUUDDAAMMEELL AANNDD HHEERRBBIIEEHHAANNCCOOCCKK CCEELLEEBBRRAATTEEGGEERRSSHHWWIINN (NR) SSuunn 2:00PPRROOJJEECCTT XX (R) 10:30, 12:35,2:35, 4:40, 6:45, 8:50, 11:00.Digital PresentationSSAAFFEE HHOOUUSSEE (R) 10:30, 12:55,3:20, 5:50, 8:25, 10:55. DigitalPresentationSSEEEEKKIINNGG JJUUSSTTIICCEE (R) 11:20,1:40, 4:00, 6:35, 9:00, 11:20.CI N D E P E N D E N T ; D i g i t a lPresentationSSIILLEENNTT HHOOUUSSEE (R) FFrrii and SSaatt10:40, 12:40, 2:40, 4:40, 6:45,8:50, 11:00. Digital Presentation;SSuunn 10:40-5:00-7:00-9:00-11:00.Digital PresentationAA TTHHOOUUSSAANNDD WWOORRDDSS (PG-13)11:20, 1:40, 3:55, 6:10, 8:30,10:55. Digital PresentationTTHHEE VVOOWW (PG-13) 1:15, 6:30,11:30. Digital PresentationWWAANNDDEERRLLUUSSTT (R) 11:00, 5:40,8:05, 10:45. Digital Presentation

Regal Union Square Stadium14800–326–3264 62813th & Broadway2211 JJUUMMPP SSTTRREEEETT (R) FFrrii and SSaatt11:30, 12:50, 2:10, 3:40, 5:00,6:25, 7:40, 9:00, 10:20, 11:50,

12:40; SSuunn 11:30-12:50-2:10-3:40-5:00-6:25-7:40-9:00-10:20.AACCTT OOFF VVAALLOORR (R) 11:00, 1:50,4:30, 7:10, 9:50CCAASSAA DDEE MMII PPAADDRREE (R)FFrrii and SSaatt 12:30, 3:00, 5:30,7:50, 10:00, 12:10; SSuunn 12:30-3:00-5:30-7:50-10:00.CCHHRROONNIICCLLEE (PG-13) FFrrii and SSaatt1:25, 3:45, 6:00, 8:20, 10:35; SSuunn6:00-8:20-10:35.DDRR.. SSEEUUSSSS’’ TTHHEE LLOORRAAXX (PG)FFrrii and SSaatt 11:50, 2:20, 4:40, 7:00,9:20, 11:40; SSuunn 11:05-11:50-2:20-4:40-7:00-9:20.

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DDIIGGIITTAALL 33DD (PG-13) 1:10, 4:20,7:30, 10:40. RealD 3DLLAA PPHHIILL LLIIVVEE:: GGUUSSTTAAVVOODDUUDDAAMMEELL AANNDD HHEERRBBIIEEHHAANNCCOOCCKK CCEELLEEBBRRAATTEEGGEERRSSHHWWIINN (NR) SSuunn 2:00SSIILLEENNTT HHOOUUSSEE (R) FFrrii and SSaatt1:20, 3:30, 5:50, 8:10, 10:25,12:35; SSuunn 1:20-3:30-5:50-8:10-10:25.AA TTHHOOUUSSAANNDD WWOORRDDSS (PG-13)FFrrii and SSaatt 11:10, 1:30, 4:00, 6:40,9:10, 11:25; SSuunn 11:10-1:30-4:00-6:40-9:10.WWAANNDDEERRLLUUSSTT (R) FFrrii and SSaatt

11:20, 2:00, 4:50, 7:35, 10:10,12:30; SSuunn 11:20-2:00-4:50-7:35-10:10.

AMC Loews 34th Street 14888–AMC–4FUN 312 W. 34th St.; between 8th and9th Avenues2211 JJUUMMPP SSTTRREEEETT (R) FFrrii and SSaatt10:10, 11:40, 1:00, 2:30, 3:50,5:15, 6:30, 8:00, 9:30, 10:50,12:15. Digital Presentation; SSuunn10:10-11:40-1:00-2:30-3:50-5:15-6:30-8:00-9:30-10:50. Digital

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DDIIGGIITTAALL 33DD (PG-13) 3:30, 6:40,10:00. RealD 3DJJOOHHNN CCAARRTTEERR:: AANN IIMMAAXX 33DDEEXXPPEERRIIEENNCCEE (PG-13) 10:45, 1:50,5:00, 8:20, 11:30. IMAX 3DPPRROOJJEECCTT XX (R) 10:20, 12:45,3:15, 5:45, 8:10, 10:40. DigitalPresentationSSAAFFEE HHOOUUSSEE (R) 11:00, 1:45,4:30, 7:30, 10:10. DigitalPresentationSSEEEEKKIINNGG JJUUSSTTIICCEE (R) 11:35,2:20, 5:05, 7:40, 10:30.C INDE-PENDENT;Digital Presentation

SSIILLEENNTT HHOOUUSSEE (R) 11:20, 1:40,4:00, 6:15, 8:45, 11:15. DigitalPresentationTTHHIISS MMEEAANNSS WWAARR (PG-13)10:00, 12:30, 3:00, 5:30, 8:05,10:45. Digital PresentationAA TTHHOOUUSSAANNDD WWOORRDDSS (PG-13)FFrrii and SSaatt 11:50, 2:10, 4:45, 7:15,9:40, 12:00. Digital Presentation;SSuunn 11:50-2:10-4:45-7:15-9:40.Digital PresentationTTYYLLEERR PPEERRRRYY’’SS GGOOOODD DDEEEEDDSS(PG-13) FFrrii and SSaatt 10:30, 1:15,4:10, 7:00, 9:50, 12:30. DigitalPresentation; SSuunn 10:30-1:15-

4:10-7:00-9:50. DigitalPresentationTTHHEE VVOOWW (PG-13) 2:45, 7:50.Digital PresentationWWAANNDDEERRLLUUSSTT (R) 12:00, 5:20,10:20. Digital Presentation

AMC Loews Lincoln Square13888–AMC–4FUN 1998 Broadway2211 JJUUMMPP SSTTRREEEETT (R) FFrrii and SSaatt10:25, 11:25, 1:15, 2:15, 4:05, 5:05,7:00, 8:00, 9:55, 10:55, 12:30.

Digital Presentation; SSuunn 10:25-11:25-1:15-2:15-4:05-5:05-7:00-8:00-9:55-10:55. DigitalPresentationTTHHEE DDEESSCCEENNDDAANNTTSS (R) 1:40,7:10.C INDEPENDENT;DigitalPresentationDDRR.. SSEEUUSSSS’’ TTHHEE LLOORRAAXX (PG) FFrrii10:00, 12:25, 5:20, 10:10. DigitalPresentation; SSaatt and SSuunn 12:25-5:20-10:10. Digital PresentationDDRR.. SSEEUUSSSS’’ TTHHEE LLOORRAAXX 33DD (PG)FFrrii 2:50, 7:45. RealD 3D;SSaatt and SSuunn 10:00-2:50-7:45.RealD 3DFFRRIIEENNDDSS WWIITTHH KKIIDDSS (R)FFrrii and SSaatt 11:00, 1:50, 4:40, 7:30,10:20, 12:25.CI N D E P E N D E N T ; D i g i t a lPresentation; SSuunn 11:00-1:50-4:40-7:30-10:20.C INDEPEN-DENT;Digital PresentationHHUUGGOO 33DD (PG) FFrrii 3:40, 6:45,9:45. RealD 3D; SSaatt and SSuunn12:35-3:40-6:45-9:45. RealD 3DTTHHEE IIRROONN LLAADDYY (PG-13) 10:55,1:45, 4:30, 7:20, 10:05.C INDE-PENDENT;Digital PresentationJJEEFFFF,, WWHHOO LLIIVVEESS AATT HHOOMMEE (R)FFrrii and SSaatt 10:05, 12:10, 2:30,4:50, 7:15, 9:40, 12:00.C INDE-PENDENT;Digital Presentation;SSuunn 10:05-12:10-2:30-4:50-7:15-9:40.C INDEPENDENT;DigitalPresentationJJOOHHNN CCAARRTTEERR (PG-13) 12:20.Digital PresentationJJOOHHNN CCAARRTTEERR IINN DDIISSNNEEYYDDIIGGIITTAALL 33DD (PG-13) 3:30, 6:40,9:50. RealD 3DJJOOHHNN CCAARRTTEERR:: AANN IIMMAAXX 33DDEEXXPPEERRIIEENNCCEE (PG-13) 10:00, 1:10,4:20, 7:30, 10:40. IMAX 3DPPRROOJJEECCTT XX (R) 10:15, 12:40, 3:15,5:40, 8:10, 10:40. DigitalPresentationSSAAFFEE HHOOUUSSEE (R) 10:50, 1:55,4:45, 7:40, 10:35. DigitalPresentationSSAALLMMOONN FFIISSHHIINNGG IINN TTHHEE YYEEMMEENN(PG-13) FFrrii 12:05, 2:35, 5:10, 7:50,10:30.C INDEPENDENT;DigitalPresentation; SSaatt and SSuunn 10:10-12:05-2:35-5:10-7:50-10:30.CI N D E P E N D E N T ; D i g i t a lPresentationTTHHIISS MMEEAANNSS WWAARR (PG-13) 11:05,4:35, 10:00. Digital Presentation

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“Irish food is preferred sim-ple and natural,” says JustinO’Connor, executive chef atDublin’s own GuinnessStorehouse. “Be it meat, fishor dairy products, we favorfresh food, locally sourced.More and more on menus to-day is a celebration of local ar-

tisan producers.”Irish cuisine makes use of

the beer the country is knownfor — Guinness — in all sorts ofways. It’s cooked in stews, ke-babs and even chocolatedesserts to give a lingeringstout flavor.

“The high level of hopsgives the Guinness some flo-ral, grassy overtones whichcomplement meat when cook-ing with it,” O’Connor says.“Guinness is also excellent withseafood, particularly oysters —delicate, salty flavors enhance

the strong, roasted, bitter flavorof Guinness.

And if you can’t make itoverseas this St. Patrick’s Day, itseems the celebrations are pret-ty comparable to ours.

“All restaurants and homescelebrate with the classic Irishdishes of bacon and cabbage,corned beef and champ[mashed potatoes], Irish lambstew and, of course, Guinness,”the chef says.

A toast to the Irish!Bushmills Irish Whiskey MasterDistiller Colum Egan sharedthis toast. Feel free to use it— often — this Saturday:

“May you be poor inmisfortune, rich in blessings,quick to make friends, but slowto make enemies.”

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Directions: Shake all ingredi-ents on ice and strain into achilled cocktail glass. Garnishwith a lemon peel.

Cocktails of the week What to pair Guinness with?How about more Guinness

Weekend recipe

Guinness Marinade Corned Beef, Champ Potato & Cabbage

Ingredients3 lbs. of corned beef soakedin pint Guinness overnight

1 onion, chopped5 cloves3 bay leaves 9-10 black peppercorns1 head of Savoy cabbage peeled potatoes, howevermany you see fit5 oz. butter1 ¾ cup cream3 sliced spring onion

Directions1. Cover the Guinness andbeef with cold water in a pot.

2. Add onion, cloves, bayleaves and peppercorns. Cookfor two hours or until tender.3. Cook the potatoes in saltedwater, drain and mash. Add3.5 oz. of butter, half thecream and spring onion. Sea-son potatoes to taste.4. Boil the sliced cabbage insalted water for five minutes

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A mini-guideto St. Patrick’sDayHere are the basics: The NewYork City St. Patrick’s Day Paradewill take place this Saturday, be-ginning at 11 a.m., on Fifth Av-enue around 44th Street. It willend around 2 p.m. or 3 p.m. at79th Street. The drink and foodspecials at city bars and restau-rants, however, will be a littlemore open-ended — geographi-cally as well as gastromonically.Here are just a few deals that aregoing down:

Corned beef and cole slaw at Southern Hos-pitality BBQ Both locations of Southern Hos-pitality BBQ are hosting a St.Patrick’s Day party on Saturdayfrom noon to 6 p.m., offeringfestive Irish foods includingsmoked corned beef and coleslaw (available all day) and bev-erage specials such as $5 Jame-son shots, $7 Irish Car Bombs

and $4 Guinnesses. 645 Ninth Ave., 212-265-1000 1460 Second Ave., 212-294-1001

Breakfast at Park Avenue TavernLocated just two blocks fromthe parade, Park Avenue Tavernwill open their doors on Satur-day at 8 a.m., serving atraditional Irish breakfast,including bangers, rashers,black and white pudding,beans, scrambled eggs and po-tatoes along with a pint of Guin-ness or a bloody mary. All will

be served until noon for $20. 99 Park Ave., 212-867-4484

An authentic St. Patrick’s DayCelebrate St. Patrick’s Daywith a true Irishman, Shadesof Green owner Pat Cormican,who hails from CountyGalway, Ireland. His Irish pubwill feature specials such asshepherd’s pie ($16), Irishbeef stew ($17) and cornedbeef and cabbage ($17). 125 E. 15th St., 212-674-1394

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and drain. Add a knob of butterand season. Take ½ cup of thecooking stock and place it in apot. Add the rest of the creamand simmer for two minutes,whisking in 1.5 oz butter.5. Carve the corned beef ontoa plate with a scoop of champpotato and boiled cabbage.Finish with the cream sauce.

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Here’s the thing: You can getaway with a few little whitelies on your résumé if you’reapplying to, say, a remote Ap-plebee’s in some God-forsakenstrip mall off the interstate.But when you are auditioningfor one of the most powerfulbrands in the entire universe,a brand that has billions ofdollars at their disposal tomake sure nothing happens totarnish their reputation, youshould probably be up frontwith anything that might biteyou on the butt later.

It seems “American Idol”contestant Jermaine Jonesdidn’t get this memo. The top12 finalist was disqualifiedfrom the show after the pow-

ers-that-be learned he’d kepthis criminal background un-der wraps, having four out-standing arrest warrants in hishome state of New Jersey anda history of using multiplefake names with cops. And soexecutive producers NigelLythgoe and Ken Warwick firedhim on national TV Wednes-day night, Donald Trump-style.

However, the drama lead-ing up to the evening (blogshave been buzzing with theJones news since The SmokingGun uncovered his unsavorypast) did nothing to boost theshow’s ratings. In fact, viewer-ship was down 5 percent fromlast week.

Lohan: I’m innocentwith the car thing!Lindsay Lohan insists the latestclaims that she struck a manwith her Porsche and thenfled the scene are completelyfalse, according to Radar On-line. “Lindsay is adamant thatshe absolutely didn’t hit any-one while she was driving.Lindsay is extremely upsetthat there would be specula-tion she would ditch the sceneof a potential crime scene,” asource says. “She is days away

from being taken off formalprobation. Would it makesense for Lindsay to flee thescene with tons of paparazzi?No, she wouldn’t have donethat if there was a remote pos-sibility she had hit someone.”

It’s the same oldstory for AnistonJennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have reportedly beentelling friends that they’reready to start a family, accord-ing to Life & Style Weekly. Andif that isn’t enough to stokepregnancy rumors, Anistonwas reportedly eschewingbooze during some AcademyAwards festivities. “I saw JenOscar week, and she couldn’tstop smiling,” a source says.“She was actually less lean andless muscular than I hadexpected her to be — her bodylooked softer. In the dress shewore, it really did look likeshe had a baby bump.”

Mendes steps up her Goslinggirlfriend gameEva Mendes has reportedlybeen looking for a way toprove to Ryan Gosling thatshe’s serious about their re-lationship — and she mayhave found it. Mendes is tak-ing care of Gosling’s dog,George, while the actor isfilming in Thailand, accord-ing to Us Weekly. “He wasgoing to have his friendswatch George, but changedhis mind at the last minute,”a source informs. “That’s ahuge deal to him. He would-n’t leave that dog with justanyone.”

Hamm: ‘Mad’ porn?Jon Hamm more than paid hisdues before finding successwith “Mad Men,” but exactlyhow bad did things get? “I didset dressing on some soft-coreporn films,” Hamm tells Play-boy. “That was hands-downthe worst. I was working onthe crew from 7 to 7, and itwas horribly depressing.”Hamm, who had many dayjobs before his acting careertook off, freely admits that theadult film work was by far theworst. “It’s definitely on thelower end of the spectrum ofthe wonder of moviemaking.It wasn’t even that much mon-ey,” he says.

Checking in withsome of Hollywood’sbiggest names to seewhat they’ve been upto — in their ownwords, in 140 characters or fewer.

Debi Mazar isapartment-hunting,Sandra Bernhard is im-pressed with her im-posters, Joel McHalehas a child with animagination and Co-nan O’Brien is hungry.

@debimazarAny bklyn realtors ontwitter?

@SandraBernhardi was just told tofollow @sandrabern-hard1 who isn't mebut not doing a badimpression.

@joelmchaleMy kid is invokingForce Field way toomuch these days.

@ConanOBrienCan someone pleaserecommend a goodDel Taco? I’m gettingbored with my localone.

@CherylBurkeHome sweet home.Missed my bed, mydog, my sister, and myshower!!

@Joan_RiversAshley Olsen saysshe’s retiring from act-ing. Question: Howcan you retire fromsomething you’ve nev-er actually donebefore?

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Jermaine Jones, dubbed “The Gentle Giant” by host Ryan Seacrest, is maybe not so gentle.

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Brand’s warrantfor his arrestNew Orleans police haveissued a warrant for Rus-sell Brand in connectionwith an incident duringwhich Brand reportedlyhurled a paparazzo’siPhone into an office win-dow, according to TMZ.The warrant is for simplecriminal damage to prop-erty, a misdemeanor. Thewebsite previously report-ed that immediately fol-lowing the incident onMonday, reps for Brandcontacted the law officeinvolved and said Brandwould pay for the damageto the window. And whileBrand has made noofficial comment on theincident, he did makelight of it on Twitter, post-ing, “Since Steve Jobs diedI cannot bear to see any-one use an iphone irrever-ently, what I did was atribute to his memory.”

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JermaineJones: ‘You’refired!’

“With the cooperation of lawenforcement, we discovered informationthat left us with no choice but toeliminate one of our own from thecompetition. When you’re doing a liveshow, anything can happen.”RYAN SEACREST, ON THE FIRING OF CONTESTANT JERMAINE JONES

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in top hats1. The original gangster: FredAstaire (1899 - 1987) wore aclassic stovepipe hat whileperforming the “Ritz Roll AndRock” number from the 1957film “Silk Stockings.”

2. Dita Von Teese wore her captilted while at PatrickDemarchelier's exhibition par-ty in 2008 in Paris, France.

3. Always one to change it up:Madonna wore a white top hat

while performing at WembleyStadium during her “Sticky andSweet” Tour in London in 2008.

4. Yoko Ono arrived at the UK Pre-miere of “George Harrison: LivingIn The Material World” sporting atop hat at BFI Southbank in Lon-don last year.

5. Beyonce Knowles performedon stage during the 2009 Acade-my Awards in Los Angeles whilewearing one.

6. Nicole Scherzinger sported atiny top hat at “The Rocky HorrorPicture Show” 35th Anniversarytribute held at The Wiltern on inLos Angeles in 2010.

7. Miranda Kerr wore by farthe hottest top hat duringthe Sexy Circus HalloweenParty at Catch Rooftopin New York City lastyear.

8. The eternally chicDaphne Guiness wore a gi-ant version to the premiere of“Marina Abramovic The Artist IsPresent” at Soho Beach House inMiami Beach, Fla., last year.

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which hunting orcas create giantwaves to wash seals off ice floes “We had tantalizing reports ofthis behavior from observerson cruise ships, the diaries ofthe early explorers and also ashaky tourist video,” saysWhite, whose crew went to theAntarctic to capture its ownfootage of this phenomenon,said to be the most complexteam hunt in the whole of theanimal kingdom. “Among largeice floes peppered with sun-bathing seals, the crew saw

some tall dorsal fins and killerwhales coming vertically out ofthe water to have a lookaround. Remarkably, right infront their eyes, a pod of killerwhales prospected an ice floe,turned and generated a wavewhich washed over a nearbyfloe. What they revealed to thescientists was a number ofthings — that killer whaleshave a real preference for Wed-dell seals, not crabeaters (ashad previously been proposed),that they use different tech-niques to break up floes of dif-ferent sizes and that differentpods behave differently —some are bold and fearless andothers more cautious.”

2Footage of the brinicle, anunderwater ice stalactite that

plunges toward the seabed and

kills everything it touches“This was an unexpected dis-covery for the ‘Frozen Planet’team,” admits White. “Relative-ly few people have dived inAntarctica, and there is stillmuch to learn about the ma-rine life there. [The crew was]aware of these bizarre ice chan-deliers — brine icicles — hang-ing from the sea ice above, but

it was only when filming some-thing else that they accidentlywitnessed one forming. Thiswas an amazing opportunity touse time-lapse techniques to re-ally show what happens whenthese bizarre formations grow.This phenomenon had neverbeen filmed before.”

3Aerial footage of Antarctica— including the first aerials

of the South Pole base — retrac-ing the steps of early explorersRobert F. Scott and RoaldAmundsen“We were aware that ‘FrozenPlanet’ would be airing exactly100 years after the tragic storyof Scott and his team, as theybattled to be the first men tostand at the geographical SouthPole. Retracing their epic jour-ney — across the trans-Antarc-tic mountains, mighty Beard-more Glacier and up onto thevast polar plateau — felt a verysymbolic journey to make,even if done using helicoptersand planes, rather than byfoot.”

‘The Walking Dead’DRAMA. One shocking death lastweek led to an even moredisturbing discovery about zom-bies, which leads to Sunday’s

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‘Leprechaun’sRevenge’MOVIE. Syfy is at its B-movie best

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DRAMA. Sarah Shahi is back asspunky legal mediator Kate, whois still fighting with the step-mom who took over her dad’slaw firm and just can’t get overher ex-husband (played byMichael Trucco — can you blame

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Most incredible nature scenes filmedfor ‘Frozen Planet’3

Elizabeth White, one of thedirectors behind the new DiscoveryChannel series documenting life atEarth’s polar regions, shares her‘holy grail’ moments caught whilethe cameras were rolling

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Camera crews went to great lengths to capture never-before-seen footage of the landscape and wildlife in Antarctica for “Frozen Planet,” narrated by Alec Baldwin.The series premieres Sunday at 8 p.m. on Discovery Channel.

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Newsflash: Obamais also half white!RE: “OBAMA’S ALBATROSS: RACETO THE BOTTOM?”: Tondalaya,are you aware that the presi-dent is only 50 percentblack? How does the hatredof Obama go back to color? Itwas uneducated voters likeyourself, who based therevote on color, that providedus this idiot. The race cardshould now be pointed atyou. MARK CARRIERI, VIA E-MAIL

I think it’s simultaneously hu-morous and sad that so manyObama supporters think hisdetractors dislike himbecause he’s (half) black. Be-tween the handling of the oilspill in the Gulf, the poor useof stimulus money, our mili-tary operations in Libya andthe rising estimates of whathis national health care planwill cost, there are plenty of

reasons to be unhappy withhis administration. MICHAEL B. JUSTICE, NEW YORK

Some people think Obamashould be given a secondchance because he inheriteda bad economy from Bush.As I recall, Obama promisedto fix America; but instead,after almost four full yearsin office, has made thingsworse. I’m not rich and can’tafford another four years ofObama’s wealth redistribu-tion, can you? DALTON DAVIS, UPPER EAST SIDE

The astute letter-writers inThursday’s letters section hitthe nail right on the head. No-body is looking at the econo-my or Iran or a health caretakeover that was ramroddedsideways and backwardsthrough Congress. No one islooking at opposition to

drilling, full backing of algaebased fuel and solar powercompanies that go bankruptafter having taxpayer hand-outs. We’re all just looking atthe color of the man whoseface is put on the U.S. flag inplace of the field of stars,flown proudly over Democrat-ic headquarters in Florida.Why don’t we just forget thenomination process and justprint out ballots that say“White Guy” and “Black Guy,”since that’s how most of theleft plan to vote anyway?FRANK DIXON, VIA E-MAIL

Health care can’tsupercede beliefsRE: “RESPECT IS EARNED, NOTTAKEN BY FORCE”: The Found-ing Fathers knew there was aneed for separation of Churchand State. That’s why ourConstitution protects the

rights of any group toworship as they please with-out government interference.The government cannot, forexample, pass a law orderinga Jewish orthodox hospital toserve pork chops in its cafete-ria because some of thepatients think they have aright to eat pork. That’s whythe new “health care” law isbeing challenged. Incidental-ly, contraception is not ahealth issue. Some individu-als try to link it to Viagra orhormone-replacement thera-py to justify their position,but these medicines restorewhat once occurred naturally.Contraception is used to pre-vent unwanted, but normal,functioning. ADELAIDE VERPONI, BROOKLYN

It’s interesting that many let-ters bash the Bible but neverdiscuss the Koran. People donot stone people as suggestedin the Bible but they do stone,behead and engage in honorkillings as prescribed in theKoran. Why doesn’t anyonehave the courage to talkabout that? JOHN ARSLANIAN, VIA E-MAIL

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The Rangers’ plan was to not al-low Sidney Crosby to beatthem. He did not. But his team-mates did.

The Rangers have lost thelast three games they haveplayed against their divisionalrival following last night’s 5-2loss to the Penguins. It was also

the first time the Rangers haveallowed five goals in a regula-tion contest this season.

Matt Cooke scored two goalsfor the Penguins, while EvgeniMalkin, Chris Kunitz and PascalDupuis added one each. Goal-tender Marc-Andre Fleury made29 saves.

Carl Hagelin and Marian Ga-borik scored both Rangers’goals. The line of Hagelin, Ga-borik and Brad Richards hasscored 10 of the Rangers’ last11 goals.

Martin Biron, making hissecond straight start as HenrikLundqvist continues to suffer

from the flu, was under siegefor most of the night. He fin-ished with 27 saves on 32 shots.

Crosby’s second return wasnot a storybook tale, but he wasplus three on the night.

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Super rich MarioThe Buffalo Billssigned the prizedefensive free agentof this year’s classThursday.

Former Texans de-fensive end MarioWilliams signed a six-year, $100 million con-tract with $50 millionguaranteed.

The former No. 1overall pick has 53sacks in his career andshould help a Bills’ de-fense that was 29th inthe NFL in sacks and30th in scoringdefense last year.

40Sidney Crosby missedthe last 40 games thisseason recovering frompost-concussionsymptoms. He lastplayed for the Penguinson Dec. 5.

91Pittsburgh remains insecond in the EasternConference, but movesto within four points ofthe Rangers with 91. TheRangers remain at 95 onthe season.

Pen-ultimate teamRangers still first in standings, but looked like second best in 5-2 loss

to Pittsburgh Lundqvist misses second game Crosby quiet in return

Sid the Kidreturns to ice at MSGThe challenge for theNHL’s pre-eminent playeras he made his return tothe game was normalcy.

Considering the ven-ue, opponent andoverflow mediacontingent chroniclinghis every move, there wasnothing typical about Sid-ney Crosby’s return.

“I think if anythingyou’re excited to get backout there and try to usethat adrenaline to playwell. But this is a biggame, and I think if any-thing try to make it asnormal as possible," Cros-by said Thursday morn-ing.

Thursday’s marqueematch was Crosby’s sec-ond comeback from post-concussion symptoms.He played 15 minutes,had one shot on goal andone assist. METRO/DG

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Woodson kicksteam into gear

First practice under interim coach stresses defenseOffense focused on stars Melo: ‘Back to having fun’

Howard won’topt out ’12-’13The Dwight Howard sagahas ended. For one year anyway.

Howard signed the optout termination clause inhis contract Thursday after-noon meaning he will bewith the Magic through thisseason and won’t be able toopt out and become a free

agent this off-season.

That doesn’tpreclude fansfrom sufferingthrough anoth-

er “will he or won’t he” situ-ation at next year’s tradedeadline.

“I’m glad this is finallyover,” Howard said. “It’s notas easy as some peoplethink. It’s been very hard.We’re talking a career-

changing event. Most peopledon’t see that.”

While it’s good news forMagic fans, it could be disas-trous for the Nets, who werebanking on either a tradefor Howard on Thursday orsigning him this offseason.All-Star Deron Williams ap-pears unlikely to stay withthe team without a starteammate. The Nets didtrade a first-round pick forGerald Wallace. METRO

Mike Woodson’s first officialpractice as the head coach al-ready showed that times arechanging, as the Knicks wentthrough a strenuous, two-hoursession.

Woodson’s session featuredmuch more structure on the of-fensive end, with little freelanc-ing, and more traditional setsthat ran through their twostars, Amar’e Stoudemire andCarmelo Anthony.

Woodson added that as longas guys seem engaged on thedefensive end, he’ll allow forsome creativity. Defense comes“first and foremost” though.

“As long as they’re into it [onthe defensive end], we can

tweak things offensively,” saidWoodson. “I think they re-sponded well to our defensivesession today. But we have along way to go. … Like I said[Wednesday night], I hold

everyone accountable.”If body language is any indi-

cator, Anthony seems like he’sas happy as he’s ever beensince coming from Denver lastFebruary.

“We were back to playingbasketball, back to having fun,”Anthony said, still soundinglike offense will always be firstand foremost on his brain. “Itgets frustrating when you’renot making shots, though. Wecould play all the defense in theworld and we could stop teams,but [the game] still means put-ting the ball in the hole.”

Trade deadline

The deadline was quiet, buta few moves were made.

The Lakers added PG RamonSessions from Cleveland fora draft pick.The rival Clippers picked upNick Young, while the Spursadded Stephen Jackson.

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T R A C T O R T R A I L E R D R I V E R

C l a s s 1 l i c e n s e f o r A u t o S c r a p Y a r d .

G o o d P a y , G r e a t J o b . C a l l

7 1 8 - 6 5 7 - 6 9 0 0 / a f t e r 5 p m 6 3 1 - 6 1 7 - 4 3 4 6

1 1 7 S t A l b a n s 1 F a m , A l l r e n o ,

3 b r / 3 f b t h s , L R , D R , f i n b s m t , w d f l s ,

g r n t e k i t p v t d r v $ 1 4 8 5 P & I m t g / m o

$ 2 0 0 0 d n O C . A g t 7 1 8 - 7 4 0 - 3 4 0 0

S O U T H B X H u n t s P o i n t A v e &

L o n g w o o d A v e . S t o r e f r o n t s f o r r e n t .

O t h e r l o c a t i o n s a v a i l a b l e . C l o s e t o

s u b w a y , p r i c e s n e g . C a l l 7 1 8 - 6 2 0 - 1 3 4 5

J A M A I C A 2 F A M I L Y 3 / 3 B r ' s

B r i c k s e m i - d e t , r e n o v a t e d , f i n b s m t ,

G r e a t f o r 1 s t t i m e b u y e r s !

C a l l o w n e r D a n n y 9 1 7 - 7 7 6 - 3 2 0 7

G L E N D A L E � L g e 1 B R N e w G r a n i t e

S / S E I K , H w d f l r s , 1 s t f l r , n r a l l / b u s

t o N Y C , H / H W i n c l , $ 1 4 5 0 . C a l l M - F

e v e s a f t e r 5 p m . O w n e r 5 1 6 - 5 2 6 - 6 6 1 8

B r o n x A p a r t m e n t s f o r R e n t w w w . f t r e . c o m

N e w l y r e n o v , n e w w i n d o w s & a p p l i a n c e s

C a l l 9 1 4 - 4 7 2 - 5 0 7 7 o r 1 - 8 0 0 - 2 6 2 - 6 6 9 9

S t A l b a n s B e s t D e a l

1 f a m d e t 4 b r s , 2 f b t h s , f i n b s m t , p v t

d r v / g a r $ 1 5 1 8 m o m t g P & I $ 2 0 0 0 D P

O C . C a l l A g t C l a u d e 7 1 8 - 5 1 4 - 0 0 9 4

S t A l b a n s 1 F a m i l y , A l l R e n o

3 B R s , 2 f b t h s , f i n b s m t , d r v , w d f l r s ,

g r a n i t e c o u n t e r t o p s . $ 1 8 0 0 P & I m o .

3 . 5 % d n . C a l l A g t N e g u s 9 1 7 - 5 8 6 - 5 8 9 5

Grand OpeningNew Company DSS

Now hiring forEntry level positions Cus-

tomer Service, Sales Asso-ciates, and Drivers. Full

training and weekly pay pro-vided. Travel and manage-

ment opportunities availablePlease call 917-586-2775 to

schedule an interview

CORPORATE SECURITY

JOBS

No Exp./No H.S or G.E.D.Req. Paying Up to $19.50/Will Train Call HR Dept

Now (347) 298-0357

D R I V I N S T R U C T O R S W A N T E D F / T

F o r i n - c a r l e s s o n s . D r i v i n g s c h o o l i n

B r o o k l y n . M u s t h a v e I n s t r u c t o r C a r d

& E x p . H o u r s t o 7 P M & S a t s . C a l l

7 1 8 - 9 2 2 - 2 6 0 0 o r F a x R e s 7 1 8 - 6 4 9 - 2 2 1 0

PUBLISHERS NOTEAll real estate advertising herein is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and state and local fair housing laws. The Fair Ho-using Act makes its i l l egal to advertise any preference, limitations or discrimination on the basis of race, color, religion, sex, handicap, familial status, or national origin or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or discrimination. State or local laws may make unlawful advertising that discriminates on the basis of age, marital status, or sexual orientation. Metro US will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate which violates the law. The law requires that all dwellings advertised are available on an equal opportunity basis. If you have any questions regarding housing discrimination, call the Long Island Housing Services at 1(800) 660-6920 in Long Island or the Anti-Discrimination Center at (212) 346-7600 in New

call HUD toll-free at (800) 669-9777 or the New York City Commission on Human Rights at (212) 306-7500

CONCIERGE/SECURITY

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No Exp/No HS Dipl or GEDReqired

Salary/Benefits/401K/PaidVacation

Please call Ms. Perez (212)470-4773

Noglokel.com Pay Models$25 hour Photo/video shoot

Noglokel.com video & photoshoot

$25 per hour

Greatest Biz Opp EVER Re-cession Proof Income.

Will Train. 24 HR Rec Msg646-200-5993

Reduced by $10K...$165K1400sqft 2bd Co-op w/ terrace

Jamaica, NYCall: 202 701 8723

HIRING SECURITY

OFFICERS Hiring licensedsecurity officers/supervisorposition at college campus.MUST have 2-3 years col-

lege supervisor experience.Call 212-391-6957for appointment.

QUEENSSTUDIO and

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from 9am-5pm.

100’s Available, All Boroughs

Private Entry Bath Cooking1 Person/2 Person $125wk/up

room rentals 212-697-3962

BRONX1 BEDROOM APTS, Starting at $925

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A B E T T E R C A R E E R I N S E C U R I T Y

A l l s h i f t s a v a i l a b l e . $ 1 2 - $ 1 8 / h o u r . N o

e x p n e c , m u s t b e a v a i l A S A P .

� � O P E N 2 4 / 7 A T 2 1 2 - 4 7 0 - 6 0 4 6 � �

ATTENTION!!E n u m e r a t i o n T y p e W o r k

P i e c e w o r k c o m p e n s a t i o n

$ 1 8 / h r a v g r a t e . N o E x p N e e d e d

T r a i n i n g f o r a c c e p t e d a p p l i c a n t s

T R A I N I N G B O N U S O F F E R E D

1 - 7 1 8 - 2 1 0 - 3 6 3 5

A 1 A p p t . S e t t e r s / C u s t o m e r S e r v i c e

B u s y N E W O f f i c e . I m m e d H i r e . N o

e x p . w i l l t r a i n . N r . s u b w a y $ 7 9 0 W k l y

C o m m + . C A L L f o r a p p t . 7 1 8 - 2 3 1 - 1 5 6 2

B U S H W I C K L g 3 . 5 B r , L r , k i t , B a ,

h d w d f l r s , h i - c e i l i n g s , n r a l l . 2 0 0 0 / m o

n e g . u t i l i n c l d . 1 m o r e n t + s e c u r .

P r o g a c c e p t e d . O w n e r 6 4 6 - 3 7 3 - 3 8 8 6

S o u t h e r n B r o n x L o c a t i o n s I m m e d i a t e

1 , 2 & 3 B R A p t s A v a i l . N e w l y R e n o v

U n i t s , L g e O p e n F l r S p a c e .

$ 7 0 9 / m o & u p O w n e r 7 1 8 - 6 2 0 - 1 3 4 5

B r o n x A p a r t m e n t s f o r R e n t w w w . f t r e . c o m

N e w l y r e n o v , n e w w i n d o w s & a p p l i a n c e s

C a l l 9 1 4 - 4 7 2 - 5 0 7 7 o r 1 - 8 0 0 - 2 6 2 - 6 6 9 9

N o r t h B x R e n t S p e c i a l s

M o d e r n 2 & 3 B R A p t s

C l o s e # 2 & 5 t r a i n s . S t u d i o s

& 1 B R ' s f r o m $ 8 5 0 . & u p . S e c 8 o k .

H A S A . B l a k e R e a l t y . 7 1 8 - 8 8 1 - 7 7 0 0

C a l l C a r o l y n 6 4 6 - 4 2 1 - 7 8 3 4

1 0 A a t B l u e S t e e l S e c u r i t y S a m e D a y

C e r t ! W a l k - i n . J o b - P l c m t 8 h r / 1 6 h r /

A n n / L o s s P r e v / C P R / F G / A n t i t e r r o r i s m /

M e t a l D e t / 4 7 h r - A r m e d G u n L i c S r v c e -

3 9 7 B r i d g e S t . C a l l 3 4 7 - 4 6 3 - 9 0 1 5

1 0 A A A A H @ C I T Y M o n - S a t 8 h r P r e

1 6 h r O J T * A n n * F i r e G d * M e t a l D e t *

T e r r S G L i c p k g * P i s t o l L i c P r e p $ 3 9 5

2 1 2 - 9 5 7 - 1 3 5 0 * 3 0 3 W . 4 2 S t # 6 1 0 @ 8 A v

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b i l i n g u a l a + , u p t o $ 5 0 0 - $ 1 2 0 0

w e e k l y . C a l l H R : 3 4 7 - 3 3 0 - 0 9 4 4

GUARDS WANTED- FT/PT AvailableN o e x p . n e c . U p - t o $ 1 9 / h r .

C o n t a c t 7 1 8 - 7 7 2 - 8 3 1 8

A T T E N D A N T L O B B Y G U A R D S

$ 1 6 p / h , F T / P T , N o e x p / N o H S

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A R M O R E D C A R & U N A R M E D

F r o n t D e s k G u a r d s . N o e x p

N o H S / G E D w / t r a i n S t a r i n g A S A P

Paying up to $18/hr � 800-517-7129

A b l e & A d v a n c e d G u a r d s W a n t e d

F o r c o r p o r a t e l o c a t i o n s N Y .

N o e x p n e c e s s a r y . U p t o $ 1 8 / h r .

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I m m e d H i r e , 3 0 0 G u a r d s . M u s t b e

F I R E G U A R D C E R T I F I E D ,

v a l i d N Y S s e c u r i t y l i c , a p p l y i n

p e r s o n : 2 4 7 W e s t 3 5 t h S t . ,

5 t h F l o o r . N Y C M - F 9 - 3 p m

A c c e s s C o n t r o l & A r m e d G u a r d s

$ 1 0 / $ 3 5 h r N O e x p N O t r a i n i n g

M O R N I N G / E V E N I N G / O V E R N I G H T

F / T & P / T 1 - 8 8 8 - 5 0 2 - 9 6 9 0

A R M E D & U N A R M E D S E C U R I T Y

C o r p / f r o n t d e s k . A r m e d : $ 2 2 - $ 3 6 / h r ,

u n a r m e d : $ 1 6 - $ 2 2 / h r . N o e x p r e q ' d ,

w / t r a i n , s t a r t a s a p . 8 7 7 - 7 0 2 - 5 5 7 1

A B A A C C E S S S E C U R I T Y

N o e x p n e c e s s a r y . F T / P T

M u s t b e a v a i l A S A P . U p t o $ 1 8 . 5 0 / h r .

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A B A F R O N T G U A R D S W A N T E D

F r o n t d e s k l o b b y a g e n t s n e e d e d .

P a y i n g $ 1 2 - $ 1 8 / h r . N o e x p n e c . W i l l

t r a i n . C a l l 7 1 8 - 6 5 0 - 2 5 8 7 o r 2 1 2 - 4 7 0 - 3 5 2 2

P E R M A Y A G E N C Y � J O B S � J O B S

R e s t a u r a n t , C a s h i e r , F a c t o r y ,

H o u s e k e e p e r , N a n n y , H H A & m o r e !

F E E 7 1 8 - 7 6 4 - 6 6 5 0 7 1 8 - 6 7 2 - 9 8 3 2

Act Now 2012 = $48kA V E R A G E E A R N I N G S

I M M E D I A T E S T A R T

6 4 6 - 8 7 1 - 4 2 0 3 8 - 6 M - F

� D R I V E R S / S c h o o l B u s F T / P T �

I m m e d i a t e H i r e ! $ 5 0 0 H I R I N G

B O N U S . C D L C / P B / P w / S E n d o r s e .

+ 1 9 A C e r t i f i e d & R o u t e d r i v i n g .

U n l i m i t e d $ $ $ P o t e n t i a l . R o u t e s A v a i l

A l l 5 B o r o s . C a l l 7 1 8 - 7 8 9 - 9 8 0 0

P E L H A M P K W A Y B e a u t i f u l l g 1 B r

a p t , g r o u n d f l r , p r v t h s e , n r a l l t r a n s .

$ 1 0 5 0 / m o , G & E n o t i n c l 1 m o r e n t

+ s e c c r d t c h k r e q O w n e r 6 4 6 - 2 7 1 - 6 8 1 4

W A K E F I E L D - N e w l y R e n o v 1 B R

c a n b e 2 , G r e a t a r e a . N r t r a n s . C a l l

a f t r 6 : 3 0 p m w k d y s , w k e n d s a n y t i m e .

C r e d i t / R e f s C k . O w n e r : 7 1 8 - 7 9 8 - 0 6 5 2

DRIVERS WANTEDI m m e d i a t e H i r e w i t h C D L

A c c e s s - A - R i d e

A l l S h i f t s a v a i l a b l e

M o n t h l y A t t e n d a n c e / S a f e t y B o n u s

M e d i c a l p l a n

V a c a t i o n / P e r s o n a l / H o l i d a y p a y

P o i n t r e d u c t i o n c l a s s a c c e p t e d

S e d a n s a n d b u s e s a v a i l a b l e

$ 5 0 0 S i g n O n B o n u s

f o r p r e - c e r t i f i e d 1 9 A d r i v e r s

A p p l y i n P e r s o n 9 4 - 0 1 1 5 0 t h S t r e e t ,

J a m a i c a , Q n s M - F 1 0 - 2

1 b l k t o E / J / Z l i n e / Q n s b u s e s / L I R R

w w w . p r o f e s s i o n a l t r a n s i t . c o m

START IMMEDIATELY!!AVERAGE $18/hr

1 0 E n t r y l e v e l o p e n i n g s

N o e x p e r i e n c e r e q u i r e d

T R A I N I N G B O N U S O F F E R E D

T r a i n i n g p r o v i d e d . 7 1 8 - 3 7 4 - 5 9 7 5

Cityline/Cypress Hills(Brooklyn) Start with $1000

No Closing CostsBeing Completely renovated2 family 6 + 5 + full base-ment. Owner will have 3

bedroom garden duplex with2 new full bathrooms, new

kitchen with granite counter-top and stainless steel appli-ances, hardwood flooring,

big yard, close to transporta-tion. Ready to move into

April 15th. Why rent whenyou can move right into thishome. We start showing Sat-

urday, Pay only $1244 permonth after rental income

and tax deductions.CallAgent 718-366-2020 or Cell 347

-581-1918. All credit caseswelcome

Morris Heights-(Bronx)Start with $1000

No Closing CostsBeing Completely renovated

2 family 6 +6 + finishedbasement with bathroom,both apartment feature 3

bedrooms, new kitchens withstainless steel appliances,,-

color tile bathrooms, bigyard. Live for only $992 permonth after tax deductions

and rental income. CallAgent 718-366-2020 or Cell 347

-581-1918. All credit caseswelcome

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