25LovePoemsforTheNSAIainS.Thomas

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25LOVEPOEMSFORTHENSA

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25LOVEPOEMSFORTHENSA

1

There’ssomethingintenselyromanticInthenotionthatifyoueverfeelaloneandtoxicYoucanjustpickupthephoneAndstarttotalkAndsomeonewillalwaysbelistening

2

SomewhereinablizzardThedirtybombwentoffinyoursoulLettingyouknowThatthefundamentalismofyourloveWasthechemicalfireInmyblood

3

ExtremeweatherwasalwaysyourheroinIneverknewhowIcouldmakeyoufeelmorethantheriotoutsideInyourfootandmouthandhandandfingersandthroatandelbowYourlootingofthisplacewhereweoncelivedIsaninfectionwaitingtokillme

4

OnceIwasdecapitatedAblackoutinanavalancheIwentfromhumanToanimalPleaseturnmeback

5

ItriedtocancelthisbridgetonowhereBrute-forcingthedrugsoutofmysystemThegunfightdidn’thelpmakethingsanybetterIcan’tstopitYourloveisanepidemicAndIamapowerlesspopulace

6

There’snohelpforthehostageInyourkiss

7

SomewhereacrosstheinterstateExposuretothedrugtradeofemotionsAndthetsunamiandtyphoonoffeelingsHasmadeusallcopsandrobbersOfwhatwekeepinthecavitiesInourchests

8

There’sanemergencyintheiceThecartelhaswhattheyneednowThecrestofthegridisfallingWe’reinastateofemergencyBecausewe’relightingfiresAllthewayhome

9

YournerveendingsIknowtheirplotToattackMyneverendingsUntilwefallasleepIneachother’sarms

10

YourloveisweaponsgradeThisisn’tresistanceIt’sasuicideattack

11

It’sawkwardinthesubwayLikehidingnarcoticsWhenwekissAndeveryonecares

12

BreakoutTheoutbreakBlackoutNobrownoutNorecoveryFromyou

13

AradioactivewaveBreakingheatDowntoyourthighsAnexecutioninastormIt’sagoodwaytodie

14

LayingdownthesepowerlinesAvaccineforthevoicelessNoonewho’severbeeninloveHasthoughtthatwordsmeantnothing(“Nothing”likeapipebombinalibrary)

15

NowarningJustatremorUnderyourskinAndthenitbeginsagain

16

Pleasedon’tworryThesearejustthesymptomsofbeingatarget(Listeninonthis,youmotherfuckers)We’renotthescammersScammingthescammedYouareIt’snowonderoneofthewordsWecannotwhisperIs“leak”EnjoymakingloveToascreamingplanet

17

IrecallyourphreakingresponseTonesdownaphonelineWhenIcalledtotellyouThisisforeverIlearnedthehardwayThatnophonecalliseverTrulyfree

18

TraffickinginthreatsHasneverbeenthenatureofaheartUnderthehailTheicekeepsourpromises(Andhailisjustwaterthat’sforgottentobreathe)

19

IcancelledthedisasterassistanceIwillnotruntotheborderIwon’tevenlimptothehillsYou’veinspiredgangsofrovingheartsThatcometomyaidLiftingmeupLikeJesusonacross

20

There’rearmiesfromMexicotoNigeriaWaitingtofightoversomethingworthfightingforAndallweeverwhisperedwas“Eachother.”

21

“Doesithurt?Whatisit?”“It’snotfoodpoisoning,it’snotahazardtopublichealth.”“Whatisit?”“It’sjustanacheyou’vegivenme.I’lllive.Butonlywithyou.”

22

ArtisticassassinshaveusedthebacteriaofourloveTocreaterepresentationsofus,likebodyscannersWhoknowonlythecurveofourbodiesButnotthesubstance,thewhitepowderInourheartsWecouldbecomeaddictedtothecrashTothebrushfireburningUsdown

23

MylipsareFirstrespondersToyourlipsareAnemergencyresponseToanelectrickiss

24

Nobirdeverlookedataplaneinenvy

25

Thisisn’textremismThisisamudslidetowardshopeandloveLoveoneanotherCainandAbel

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