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BE]% MZ% YPCIDGCEY NAABID ' GNZEBEH

FDEEC bs sbts cirnss arng MZ% YPCIDGCE, wkns sbttbeh jdkbemkbs mdso%

MZ% YPCIDGCEDbtkdr wcy Bg surd Bll abem gyicliulctnr% Xkct ice B kdlp ynuwbtk>

FDEECBg kdrd jdicusd B kcvd cineadssbne% Bg hnbeh tn jdsknntbeh c ablg snne cem Bgwnrrbdm B wnet jd cjld tn hdt betkd gbem na Mr% Gbikcdlc Subee,jdicusd B hdt sbio wkde B sddjlnnm%

MZ% YPCIDGCEKggg% B sdd%

FDEECDvdr sbeid B scw tkd gnvbdIcrrbd, Bvd jdde knrrbabdm tkctpdnpld wkn lnvd gd wbll pnur jlnnmne gd jdicusd na knw tcldetdm B cg%

MZ% YPCIDGCEYcy en gnrd% B usdm tn jd c rdhulcrplcydr wbtk tkd Inuety FcblsYkcodspdcrd Ingpcey cem B oenw knwfdclnusy ice inrrupt tcldet%

FDEECYn ynull kdlp gd>

MZ% YPCIDGCEXdll wkct B ice mn bs kcvd ynuanllnw gd crnuem mnbeh mbshustbeh

mnitnr tkbehs cem wkbik wbll kdlpynu hdt nvdr bt, jut ldhclly ynuwnulm kcvd tn clsn jd c mnitnr%%%

Mr% Ypcidgce pulls nut sngd pcpdrs arng kbs mdso mrcwdr%

FDEECNk, B sdd%

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MZ% YPCIDGCE%%%jut ba ynu sbhe tkbs anrg ynuice anllnw gd cs ce knenrcrymnitnr%

FDEEC

]kcts hrdct#

Fdeec sbhes tkd anrg% Mr% Ypcidgce sdts c lcj inct, cstdtknsinpd cem c gdtcl jnx ne kbs mdso%

MZ% YPCIDGCEKdrds ynur lcj inct, ynurstdtknsinpd cem c ingplbgdetcry jnxna eddmlds%

BE]% XZB]DZY ZNNG ' GNZEBEH

LBV wclos be cem sdds AZCEO, LT]V, PD]D cem ]NNADZ kummldmcrnuem c ingputdr%

LBVIngd ne huys# Rnu prngbsdm en gnrdpnre be tkd wrbtdrs rnng%

PD]DLbz, bts ent pnre%

AZCEORdck, bts tkd lbst na wkn kcs tkdjbhhdst ingdmy pdebs%

LBVKnw bs tkct ent pnre>

]NNADZBts c wddoly lbst anr wkns tkdaueebdst ingdmbce tkct wddo% ]kdygdcsurd knw aueey ynu crd cem sbzdynu up ciinrmbehly% ]kd jbhhdr ynuringdmy pdebs, tkd aueebdr ynu crd%

LBVInehrcts% ]kcts naadesbvd cem

sdxbst cem mbshustbeh%

AZCEOLbz ent dvdry ingpdtbtbne ecgdmcatdr gcld hdebtclbc bs sdxbst%

Lbz lnnos ct tkd ingputdr sirdde%

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LBV]kd Kcrvcrm Ykcgpnne mnt ing>

]NNADZBts ce naasknnt pujlbictbne na tkdKcrvcrm Lcgpnne, rue jy ingdmy

edrms tkct mnet tkbeo tkd Lcgpnnebs aueey denuhk% ]kdyrd gnstlypnnr obms%

LBVNk lnno ]rciys eugjdr twn%

AZCEORdck kds clwcys ne tkd lbst%Eugjdr ned kcs jdde Jrbce Mcljyarng Odetuioy anr c adw wddos,tknuhk% Kbs prceo pkned icll vbmdnsclwcys obll wbtk tkd Ykcgpnne%

LBVXcbt B gcmd tkd lbst> Bg 30tk nutna :0%

PD]DB hudss ynur ]nmcy Yknw betdrvbdw,lcst wddo hnt ynu entbidm%

LBVAbeclly sngdned uemdrstcems knwaueey ikninlctd ice jd%

+jdct"Xkn icrds ceywcy> Knw irdmbjld icec lbst jd wkde dvde Lutz gcmd tkdlbst%

AZCEOMnet wnrry Lbz, Lutz bs ne tkdlbst brnebiclly jdicusd kds cingdmy mblmn%

LT]VAnr tkd lcst tbgd, prnp ingbis crdrdcl ingdmbces tnn#

LBVRdck, fust knw icrnj ikbps crd lbodrdcl ikninlctd ikbps% Ent cs hnnmcs tkd rdcl tkbeh%

DEM NA INLM NPDE

9%


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LBV, PD]D, ]NNADZ, AZCEO cem LT]V sbt ct tkd tcjld wkde]ZCIR, HZBVV cem MN] ING, wclo be%

]ZCIRKnw ingd B oddp kdcrbeh Lbz gcmdtkd lcmy anntlniodr lbst>

]NNADZEn skd gcmd tkd Ykcgpnne lbst%

]ZCIRJut tkcts bgpnssbjld% Ykd mndsetdvde kcvd c aueey sbmdstdp%

]rciy sbmdstdps tn tkd tcjld lbod c ircj%

LBVXky, crd ynu fdclnus>

]ZCIR+lcuhks"

Rnurd en Jrbce Mcljy, LbzLdgnecmd% Cem kd oenws wkctsingbeh tn kbg%

Lbz pulls kdr schhbeh pcets up%

LBVYpdcobeh na gde B mnet oenw, tkbsbs tkd lcst tbgd B juy jny pcets tnbgprdss c scldsildro%

]ZCIRXky mnet ynu wdcr ynur ingdmy jdlttkct tkd Ykcgpnne hcvd ynu> Nkwcbt, ynu mnet kcvd ned%

LBVDxplcbe%

]ZCIRHrbzzly Jdcr#

Hrbzz lbats up kbs swdctdr, sknwbeh c lcrhd hnlm wrdstlbehjdlt tkct scys KTHD wrcppdm crnuem kbs wcbst%

]ZCIR +INE]M"]kd Ykcgpnne hcvd gd tkct%

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LBVChcbe, wkn rdclly dvde icrds cjnutc lbst tkcts jcsbiclly cll gde>#

AZCEOB tkbeo Fnce Zbvdrs bs rdclly aueey

cem Bg prdtty surd skds mbmetkcvd c sdx ikcehd%

LBVJbh mdcl% B inulm jdct ]rciy ne tkdlbst, ba B cituclly trbdm%

Dvdryned be tkd rnng lcuhks%

]ZCIREn ned ne tkbs sknw kcs jdct gd%]kcts wky Bg tkd stcr#

LBVDvde tknuhk B wrbtd cll ynur fnods%

PD]DEn naadesd Lbz, jut ]rciy bs tkdjlcio Juhs Jueey%

]ZCIR]kceo ynu, Pdtd% Rnu gcy wdcr tkdjdlt tbl lueik%

PD]D

Ebid#

Hrbzz tcods tkd wrdstlbeh jdlt naa cem scmly kcems bt tn chbmmy Pdtd wkn puts bt ne%

]ZCIRFust acid bt, Lbz% Rnurd fust entaueey% Rnurd prcitbiclly c ingdmyvchbec%

LBVJdicusd bt snuems sdxbst Bgcssugbeh bts jcm%

]kd wrbtdrs lcuhk%

]NNADZBts lbod ingdmy pdebsds crdkuetdrs cem ingdmy vchbecs crdhctkdrs%

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LBVGcods ldss sdesd enw%

AZCEORnurd ent c ingdmy edrm, Lbz% Btsabed, ynu mnet kcvd tn nvdr

ingpdesctd%

LBVXcbt, B kcvd c ingdmy pdebs% Xky bsbt tkct ikninlctd ice jd sn dcsblygbstcode anr pnnp> Bs bt cinbeibmdeid% B gdce, rbhkt>

]kd rnng bs mdcm sbldet% IZBIOD] ENBYDY crd kdcrm%

]ZCIRYnrry Bg hdttbeh c icll%

+ceswdrbeh tkd pkned"Kdlln% En B wbll ent jd c pcrt naynur kblcrbnus vbmdn, Jrbce Mcljy#

BE]% FCIOY NAABID ' DE]ZCEID ' GNZEBEH

ODEED]K wclos mnwe tkd kcllwcy tn Fcios naabid wbtk c hrnupna Fcpcedsd tnurbsts%

ODEED]KCem tkbs na inursd bs tkd naabid natkd Qbid Prdsbmdet na Dcst Incst]dldvbsbne cem Gbirnwcvd Nvde

Prnhrcggbeh, Gr% Fcio Mnechky%Betdrdstbeh acit6 Gr% Mnechky wcsrdspnesbjld anr puttbeh tkd abrstsujtbtlds ne EJI gcobeh bt dcsbdranr vbdwdrs tn uemdrstcemanrdbhedrs%

Odeedtk cem tkd hrnup gnvd ilnsdr tn tkd naabid mnnr, wkbikbs npde, cem abems FCIO ydllbeh ct c GCE% Fnectkce hdts uparng kbs mdso%

FNEC]KCERnu gbhkt clsn rdinhebzd Fcio

Mnechky cs tkd Rnutujd sdesctbne,Fcio'n'Gnestdr%

ALCYKJCIO ]N6

BE]% XZB]DZY ZNNG ' GNE]KY DCZLBDZ +RNT]TJD QBMDN"

Arceo pnbets tn Fcio arng jdkbem tkd icgdrc cs Fcio hndsgdetcl, tkrnwbeh pcpdrs cs kd jdrctds Lutz%

1%


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AZCEO +N%I%"Mdcr hnm wkct bs bt#>

Lbz wclos betn arcgd%

LBV

Nk, en# Bts Fcio'n'Gnestdr#

Fcio rncrs wbtk cehdr%

DEM NA ALCYKJCIO

BE]% FCIOY NAABID ' INE]BETNTY

Fcio entbids tkd tnur nutsbmd kbs naabid cem wclos tnwcrmtkdg%

FCPCEDYD ]NTZBY] 3+be Fcpcedsd"

]kbs bs wky B ldat ]noyn% ]kdy kcvden gnestdrs#

FCPCEDYD ]NTZBY] :+be Fcpcedsd"

Rcy# Fcio'n'Gnestdr#

]kd Fcpcedsd tnurbsts jdhbe tcobeh pbiturds be hldd, jlbembehFcio%

FCIOOdeedtk B mnet wcet tn mn Fcio'n'

Gnestdr tnmcy#

ODEED]KJut Gr% Mnechky tkdy lnvd bt%

C FCPCEDYD GCE, be ce dyd pctik, puts kbs crg crnuem ceceenydm Fcio cem hdts kbs pbiturd tcode%

Odeedtk sddbeh tkct Fnectkce bs hbvbeh kbg tkd skut bt mnwesbhecl jdhbes gntbnebeh tkd hrnup cwcy%

ODEED]K +INE]M"NO dvdryned, tn tkd dldvctnrs% Edxt

Bll sknw ynu Cl Znodrs Obeh na]drrnr stctud%

]kd gce Fcio wcs ydllbeh ct, ldcvds, ent lnnobeh ct Fcio%

ODEED]K +INE]M"Xkcts hnbeh ne Gr% Mnechky>

8%


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FCIONk, bts gy hcrmdedr% Kd scys kdicet put vdeus aly trcps ne gygdtcl hctd cem ydt c pbeon lbodClce Hrddespce kcs tkdg%

ODEED]KXky mbmet ynu hbvd kbg ned na ynurydllbeh tclos%

FCIOB mnet oenw% B oedw wkde B wcshnbeh nut wbtk gy dx pdnpld tnnocmvcetchd na gy ebid mbspnsbtbne,jut dvdr sbeid B jrnod up wbtkHlnrbc Dstdace, en ned adcrs gdceygnrd%

ODEED]KXdll ba bt gcods ynu addl ceyjdttdr, Gr% Mnechky, ynu stbllarbhktde gd%

FCIOOdeedtk, Bg ent ]ng Jrnocw% Rnumnet kcvd tn pbty gd%

+jdct"Fust en gnrd betdrruptbnes tnmcy,NO> Rnu kdcr tkct Fnectkce>

Odeedtk ldcvds tkd naabid%

FNEC]KCECk, jut Gr% Mnechky, tkdrds cgddtbeh''

Fcio slcgs tkd mnnr, mdfditbeh Fnectkce%

BE]% D[CGBED ZNNG ' MCR

Mr% Ypcidgce bs wbtk ce NJDYD GCE, wkns knlmbeh kbs sknulmdrarng c huesknt wnuem, wkde Fdeec detdrs, lnnobeh vdrymnitnrly%

MZ% YPCIDGCECk, Mr% Fdeec% B sdd tkd lcj inctabts%

Mr% Ypcidgce jdhbes tn dxcgbed tkd gces oedd%

FDEEC]kbs bs cll sn anrgcl%

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MZ% YPCIDGCEXdll, jdbeh c mnitnr bset ceytkbehba bt bset ilcssy%

+tn tkd njdsd gce"Clrbhkt, enw lbat ynur act alcp%

]kd njdsd gce ingplbds%

MZ% YPCIDGCE +INE]M"Betdrdstbeh%

+jdct"Enw Fdeec tkd abrst stdp tn hdttbehnvdr cey pknjbc bs tn mbvd rbhkt becem mn bt%

FDEECB mnet oenw Mr% Ypcidgce% B tkbeoBll fust wctik%

MZ% YPCIDGCEEnw mnet jd tkd sky ikujjy hbrl cttkd nrhy% Rnu kcvd tn hdt be tkdrd%

Fdeec slnwly rdcikds anr tkd jcemchd tkct tkd gce wcs knlmbehcem rdgnvds bt% Fdeec rdinbls cem stcrt tn hch%

MZ% YPCIDGCE +INE]M"Mnet wnrry Fdeec% Bts fust jlnnm%Bt icet kurt ynu ueldss ynu mrbeobt%

FDEEC+sdxy pnuty"Jut Mr% Ypcidgce, ynurd sn hnnm ctbt cem Bg fust c ilugsy mnitnr%Gcyjd Bll try ne tkd edxt pctbdet%

MZ% YPCIDGCE+pbiobeh up tkd vbjd"

Xdll NO% Jut B wbll eddm ynu tncssbst gd ne tkbs%

+lnnobeh ct tkd wnuem"Kggg% Yiclpdl>

BE]% DLDQC]NZ ' MCR

Fcio cem Lbz wcbt be tkd dldvctnr%

FCIOIngdmy pdebs, Ldgne> ]kcts ikblmsplcy%

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LBV]kceo ynu% Abeclly sngdned wkn''

FCIODspdibclly sbeid Bg oenwe csingdmy vbchrc%

LBVXkct>

FCIOBg wkct gcods c ingdmy pdebs ckcrm inetdemdr be tkd ingdmy wnrlm%B gdce wbtknut gd tkdyrd ent dvdeingdmbces%

LBVYn crd ynu prnum na gd tkct B gcmdtkd lbst>

FCIORds% Jut tn jd knedst wkde B kdcrmB tknuhkt bt wcs tkd lcmyanntlniodr lbst%

BE]% KCLLXCR ' INE]BETNTY

Fcio cem Lbz dxbt tkd dldvctnr, wkdrd c hrnup na pdnpld crdwcbtbeh anr tkd dldvctnr%

LBV

Pdnpld kcvd sdde gy ingdmy pdebsFcio, sn mdcl wbtk bt%

]kd pdnpld lnno strcehdly ct Lbz%

LBV +INE]M"+tn tkd irnwm"

Xkct ynuvd edvdr sdde c wngce wbtkc kuhd pdebs jdanrd> B gdce anringdmy%

Fcio cem Lbz inetbeud wclobeh tn Fcios naabid%

FCIORnu oenw Bg cll anr wngde stuaa,jut trdcm lbhktly crnuem ]rciy%Kds sdesbtbvd cem ba ynu nut mnkbg bt inulm jd jcm anr tkd sknw%Entkbeh bs ldss aueey tkce cedgcsiulctdm ingdmbce% Fust lnno ctXcyed Jrcmy%

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BE]% FCIOY NAABID ' DE]ZCEID ' INE]BETNTY

Fnectkce, wbtk ned na kbs dyd jrnws skcvdm, hdts up arng kbsmdso cem hnds tn Fcio%

FNEC]KCE

Gr% Mnechky tkdyrd stbll be ynurnaabid%

FCIOXkcts wrneh wbtk ynur dydjrnw>

FNEC]KCERnu scbm bt wcs NO, wkde ynu wdrdwbtk tkct kcrlnt''B gdce lnvd naynur lbad, Hlnrbc%

Fcio npdes tkd mnnr tn kbs naabid%

BE]% FCIOY NAABID ' INE]BETNTY

Fcio cem Lbz detdr tkd naabid nely tn abem c hrnup wngdewddpbeh ne kbs inuikds%

FCIOXkcts hnbeh ne be kdrd>

KCLA JCLM XNGCE]kbs bs nur suppnrt hrnup anrpdnpld wkn kcvd spnusds tkct crdprceostdrs%

C XNGCE wbtk c pdrgcedet gcrodr gnustcikd ne kdr acid stcems%

GNTY]CIKD XNGCEFnectkce scbm ynu wnulm jd NO wbtkbt cs lneh cs wd mbmet iry ne tkdinuikds%

FCIOEn% Fnectkce kcs en cutknrbty kdrd%

LBV]cod bt dcsy, Fcio% Rnurd citbeh

lbod ynuvd edvdr kcm ce dx puttkbehs ne ynu wkbld ynu wdrdcslddp%

NED CZGDM LCMRXd wnet jd lneh%

33%


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FCIOMdcr hnm mbm ynurd kusjcem iut naaynur crg>

NED CZGDM LCMREn kd stcpldm gy pcet ldhs

tnhdtkdr%

]kd ned crgdm lcmy stcems, jnuemdm ct tkd oedds%

FCIOBg snrry lcmbds, ynu ice stcy%

Fcio gnvds tnwcrms kbs mdso, mdadctdm, wkbld Lbz lbats tkdjcio na kdr skbrt rdvdclbeh c tcttnn tkct scys B lnvd McvbmPummy%

FCIO +INE]M"Ldgne#

Lbz hnds tn Fcio%

LBVXkct bs wrneh wbtk ynu, Fcio>

FCIODvdr sbeid jrdcobeh up wbtk Hlnrbc,Bvd lnst gy cutknrbty, lbod cwkbtd hbrl be c irnwmdm gcll% Ykdtnno nut cll na gy vdeng wkde B wcswbtk kdr%

LBVEut up, Mnechky# Bvd clwcys wcetdmtn scy tkct%

FCIOB mnet oenw ba B ice% B kcvd enwdbhkt wbtk ceyned, ldt clned]rciy% Bg trustbeh ynu tn kcemldbt%

LBVBg kcemlbeh bt% ]kcts tkd tkbeh

pdnpld mnet oenw cjnut gd% B icehdt tkrnuhk tn kbg%

BE]% XZB]DZY ZNNG ' MCR

]rciy sbts ct tkd wrbtdrs tcjld wbtk Pdtd, ]nnadr, Arceo cemLutz, wkde Lbz detdrs%

3:%


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]ZCIRLbz wnulm ynu lbod tn wdcr tkdjdlt>

LBV]kct stupbm, skbey, gcfdstbi sygjnl

na ingdmy> En%

]ZCIRRnu ice wdcr bt ba ynu scy Bg tkdaueebdst kdtdrnsdxucl mnujldfnbetdm gce ynu oenw%

LBVRnurd ent% B wrbtd cll na ynurfnods% Xbtknut gd ynurd lbod cingdmy mblmn%

LT]VKurtaul#

PD]DLbz, ynurd rubebeh ynur ikceidsanr tkd jdlt%

AZCEORnurd fust kcppy jdicusd ynurdwdcrbeh tkd jdlt% Plus bts catdrlueik%

]ZCIR

Pdtd, bts Arceos ture enw%

Pdtd tcods naa tkd jdlt, scmly cem kcems bt tn Arceo%

AZCEO]kbs gust jd wkct bts lbod tn knlmc edw jnre jcjy%

LBV]rciy, wbtknut gd ynurd lbod cpbejcll gcikbed% Ba sngdned mndsetput qucrtdrs be ynu, ynurd fustlnum cem njenxbnus%

AZCEOXcbt, B kcvd c kct anr tkbs%

Arceo rues tn kbs naabid%

39%


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]NNADZLbz mnds kcvd c pnbet, ]rciy% Bgdce ba bt wcset anr ynu pdnpldwnulm pcy cttdetbne tn gd''

]ZCIR

''B ice jd aueey wbtknut ynu# Bvdgcmd tkd Izcr na Zussbc lcuhk#

PD]DAcid bt ]rciy, wbtknut Lbz, nr tkdwrbtdrs, ynu icet mn guik%

+invdrbeh kbgsdla wbtk kbscrgs"

Bg snrry B fust wcet tkd jdltjcio%

]ZCIRCem knw wnulm ynu oenw, Kcgjurhdr>Rnu sknw gnrd tddtk tkce c enrgclpdrsne%

Arceo ingds jcio tn tkd tcjld cem pnbets tn kbs kct tkct scysNk Yecp#

LBVNO, tkcts denuhk huys% ]rciy hdtsbt%

]kd wrbtdrs hn betn aull Nk Yecp gnmd%

AZCEOKd hdts bt lbod c annt be tkdtnbldt%

ALCYKJCIO ]N6

BE]% JC]KZNNG Y]CLL ' MCRY DCZLBDZ

]rciy kcs kbs annt stuio be tkd tnbldt%

]ZCIRKdlp, tkd tnbldt(s dctbeh gy annt#

DEM NA ALCYKJCIO

BE]% XZB]DZY ZNNG ' INE]BETNTY

]rciy lnnos ct tkd wrbtdrs mdadesbvdly%

3=%


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]ZCIRB hudss ynu kcvd c mbaadrdet wcy nainnlbeh ynur tnds> B fust hntineausdm%

PD]D

Rdck, tkct kcppdes c lnt ]rciy%

LBV+trybeh tn stnp kdrlcuhkbeh"

Huys, ingd ne% ]kcts ent sngdtkbehtn lcuhk cjnut%

]ZCIRMnet ynu Mcljy gd, Lbz Ldgne# Bllclwcys jd aueey, lbod Mne Zbioldsnr tkct muio arng tkd Calciinggdribcls%

]rciy stcems cs kd lnnos ct tkd wrbtdrs, wkn crd enw lcuhkbehkystdrbiclly%

AZCEOXky mnet ynu sbt ne bt, ]rciy>

]kd wrbtdrs dxplnmd wbtk lcuhktdr cs ]rciy lnnos mnwe cemsdds kbs pcets crnuem kbs ceolds, sknwbeh kbs uemdrwdcr wkbikkcs tkd Anezs acid cll nvdr bt%

]ZCIR

Kdyyy#

DEM NA CI] NED

34%


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CI] ]XN

BE]% XZB]DZY ZNNG ' MCR

LBV cem wrbtdrs, PD]D, ]NNADZ, AZCEO cem LT]V, lcuhk cs ]ZCIRpulls kbs pcets up%

LBVClrbhkt huys wd kcm nur aue%

]ZCIRB cg sn cehry rbhkt enw, Lbz Ldgne,tkct B inulm bevcmd Icecmc#

LBV]rciy ynu kcvd tn jd cjld tn tcodcs wdll cs ynu hbvd%

]ZCIRBg ent tkd Yclvctbne Crgy% En nedgcods aue na ]rciy Dvdlye Fnrmce#

]kd wrbtdrs lcuhk%

LBVKnw cjnut wd cll stnp gcobeh aue nadcik ntkdr cem rdclbzd tkct wdrdcll aueey>

]ZCIREn, Lbz Ldgne% ]kcts ent knw

ingdmbces mdibmd wkns aueey%

AZCEORdck ynu jcttld anr bt%

LBVEn, ]rciy, wdrd mned wbtk tkbs%Rnurd aueebdr tkce gd cem Bg NOwbtk tkct%

]NNADZ+scricstbi detkusbcsg"

Xkct> Ingd ne, Lbz ynurd aueey%

]ZCIREn jdlt anr ynu#

LBV]rciy Bg ent mnbeh irczy tkbehsfust sn ynu ice addl jdttdr%

31%


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]ZCIRHlcssds, ynu dbtkdr chrdd nr B tdlltkdg cjnut Pummy%

Lbz hcsps%

ALCYKJCIO ]N6

BE]% LBVY CPCZ]GDE] ' JDMZNNG ' XDDOY DCZLBDZ

]rciy detdrs sddbeh Lbz, be kdr pfs, gcobeh nut wbtk c lbadsbzdm icrmjncrm iut nut na Pctrbio Xcrjurtne%

LBV+wkbspdrbeh"

Rnu gcrodm gd cem B wbsk ynu wnulmingd jcio%

Lbz sdds ]rciy cem fugps up tnwcrms kbg, puskbeh kbg wbtkjntk kcems%

LBV +INE]M"Hdt%%nut#

DEM NA ALCYKJCIO

BE]% XZB]DZY ZNNG ' MCR ' INE]BETNTY

]kd wrbtdrs lnno ct Lbz, knpbeh anr mdtcbls%

LBV

Rnu wnulmet%

]rciy hrbes%

LBV +INE]M"Rnu oenw wkct, ]rciy> Abed% Bll mnbt cem tkde edxt wddo wkde tkd lbstingds nut cem B jdct ynu, ynu kcvdtn cmgbt, ne ]Q, tkct ynurd entaueey wbtknut gd%

]rciy hcsps%

]ZCIRNO% ]kde ba ynu lnsd ynu kcvd tnwdcr c mdhrcmbeh t'skbrt%

LBVMned#

Lbz cem ]rciy mn c Qbobeh kcemskcod, jy hrcjjbeh dcik ntkdrsanrdcrgs%

38%


19/33

D[]% ABDLM ' ANNM ]CJLD ' MCR

Fdeec stcems edxt tn tkd annm tcjld wbtk c adllnw CI]NZ, netkd sdt na tkd ibvbl wcr gnvbd%

FDEEC

B mnet oenw ba B ice mn tkbs% Bmbmet tkbeo jdbeh be c ibvbl wcrpbiturd wcs hnbeh tn kcvd sn guikjlnnm%

CYYBY]CE] MBZDI]NZPlcids dvdryned#

D[]% ABDLM ' JC]]LDABDLM ' MCR

Fdeec wclos betn tkd abdlm, ablldm wbtk jlnnmbdm mdcmsnlmbdrs, wbtk tkd citnr%

]kd YLC]D NPDZC]NZ wclos be arnet na tkdg%

YLC]D NPDZC]NZMr% Subee ct Hdttysjurh% Yidedned, tcod ned%

Fdeec bs trybeh tn knlm jcio tkd hchhbeh arng cll tkd jlnnmskds surrnuemdm jy%

MBZDI]NZ +N%I%"Citbne#

FDEEC+hchhbeh"Nk, en, Fdjbmbck% Knw wbll wd trdctcll na tkdsd snlmbdrs>

CI]NZRnu fust kcvd tn trdct tkd uebnesnlmbdrs, Mr% Subee%

FDEECJut Bg c mnitnr% B kcvd tn trdct,dvdry''Bg hnbeh tn jd sbio%

Fdeec tures cwcy arng tkd icgdrc cem kurls%

MBZDI]NZ +N%I%"Iut# Xkcts hnbeh ne Fdeec>

]kd MBZDI]NZ wclos up tn Fdeec%

3;%


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FDEEC+wbpbeh kdr gnutk"

Mn ynu tkbeo wd inulm kcvd ldssjlnnm>

MBZDI]NZ

Xkct> En# ]cod bt chcbe%

FDEECB icet%

MBZDI]NZ]kde B kcvd en usd anr ynu%

FDEECXcbt, mnet rdplcid gd% Fust hbvdgd c mcy cem Bll jd hnnmtngnrrnw%%%Cem Bll kcvd c tkrddwcy wbtk ynu cem ynur wbad%

MBZDI]NZLdcvd#

BE]% FCIOY NAABID ' MCR

ODEED]K detdrs cem abems FCIO lybeh ne kbs inuik, mbstrcuhkt%

ODEED]KGr% Mnechky, tkdrds c lbed pdnpldnutsbmd%

FCIO]kdyrd tcobeh cmvcetchd na gywdcodem stctd, tknsd vulturds%

ODEED]KBs tkbs cjnut ynur lnst lnvd> Bmnet gdce tn jd ircss sbr, jut ynukcvd lnts na hbrlarbdems%

FCIOBts ent tkd hbrl, Odeedtk% B kcm cikdio up wbtk Mr% Ypcidgce cem kdscbm B wcs stdrbld cem tkcts wky B

jrnod bt naa wbtk Hlnrbc% Ba B wcettn gcrry sngdned B wcet tn kcvdobms, jut B inulm edvdr tdll cLctbec wngce tkct Bg stdrbld%

ODEED]KXdll, Gr% Mnechky, dvde ba bts csbe ynu inulm stbll cmnpt%

32%


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FCIOBts gnrd tkce tkct, tknuhk% Bkcvdet adlt lbod gysdla sbeid Banuem nut% B oenw ba B ice fustrdmuid sngdned tn tdcrs, gcyjd Blladdl gnrd lbod c gce%

ODEED]KXdll wkde gy Teild Xblly wcs cs mrycs c wdll, kd wcs citbeh lbod ynuuetbl kd hnt jdttdr%

FCIOKnw mbm kd hdt jdttdr>

ODEED]KKd jnuhkt c hue% ]kde en ned mcrdmicllbeh kbg Mry Xblly%

Fcio rbsds, sikdgbeh%

FCIORds% B eddm c lbttld cssbstceid tnkdlp sicrd gy sujnrmbectds neidchcbe% B eddm adcr vbchrc%

ODEED]KGr% Mnechky# ]kct wnulm gcod ynu cgnestdr cem B oenw tkcts ent wknynu crd%

FCIO]kcts rbhkt Odeedtk% B eddm tndgjrcid wkn cg cem ldt dvdrynedacll betn lbed ciinrmbehly% Nrdlsd%

Fcio wclos tnwcrms kbs mnnr%

D[]% FCIOY NAABID ' KCLLXCR ' INE]BETNTY

Fcio wclos nut na kbs naabid, anllnwdm jy Odeedtk, cem lnnosct tkd lbed na pdnpld%

FCIOLbstde up% Xkctdvdr ynu wdrd cjnuttn cso gd, ldt gd ceswdr bt anr ynuenw6 En%

Dvdryned lcuhks tkbeobeh kds fnobeh%

:0%


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FCIO +INE]M"Ruo bt up% Rnu wnet jd cjld tn mntkct anr lneh% Bg jceebeh lcuhktdrbe 90 Znio ne tkd tkrdct na lnsbehynur fnj% Cem ba ynu mnet tkbeoBg sdrbnus wky mnet ynu try

irnssbeh Fcio'n'Gnestdr%

Dvdryned hcsps%

FCIO +INE]M"Rdck ynu jdttdr hcsp inllditbvdly,ynu mbehns%

D[]% ]NMCR YKNX ' JCIOY]CHD ' GNZEBEH

Lbz wctikds GC]] LCTDZ cem kbs hudst MCLD tkd eutrbtbnebst,tclo tn tkd icgdrc% Ykd pulls up kdr pcets cs c PZNMTIDZwclos up tn kdr%

LBVKdy, sn mn ynu tkbeo B inulm hdttkct jdlt nr c ikcehd na pcets>

PZNMTIDZXky sn ynu ice tdll gd knwmbshustbeh tkdy crd catdr B jrnuhkttkdg arng kngd tn jrbhktde pdnpldsmcy>

LBV

B mbmet gdce tn besult ynurjrnwebds%

PZNMTIDZRnull hn ne catdr tkd edxtinggdribcl%

LBVYdrbnusly, tknuhk% Xkn gcods aumhdwbtknut rdcl ikninlctd>

]kd prnmuidr ldcvds cem ]rciy detdrs, mrdssdm be c rcjjbtinstugd cem knlmbeh c sbhe tkct sknws c pbiturd na c sirdw

cem c jcsdjcll%

LBV +INE]M"Xkct crd ynu mnbeh ]rciy>

:3%


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]ZCIRB wcs hnbeh tn betdrrupt ynursdhgdet wbtk Gcttkdw Lcudr cem jdaueebdr tkce ynu, jut B hnt kdrddcrly%

LBVXdll tkcts ent hnbeh tn kcppde,jdicusd dvde tknuhk ynu lnnokblcrbnus, Bll jd aueebdr tkceynu%

]ZCIR+pnbetbeh tn kbs dyd"

Xd wbll dyd cjnut tkct Lbz Ldgne%

PZNMTIDZ +N%Y%"NO, ynurd ne%

LBV+stcrbeh mdcm strcbhkt ct]rciy"

Rds wd crd%

D[]% ]NMCR YKNX ' GNZEBEH

Lbz cem ]rciy wclo be arnet na tkd icgdrc, fnbebeh Gctt cemMcld%

GC]] LCTDZHnm tkbs bs ]ng Irubsd cll nvdr

chcbe%+tn tkd icgdrc"Xdrd jcio cem fnbebeh us bs LbzLdgne cem ]rciy Fnrmce arng ]HY%

LBVKnwmy gbmmld Cgdrbic''

+qubdtdr vnbid"''cem knpdaully ingdmy edrms%

GC]] LCTDZYn ynu lnvdm us sn guik lcst wddoynu mdibmdm tn ingd jcio chcbe%

LBV+guhhbeh"

Xdll B lnvd gd sngd Cl Znodr% Xkdrdbs tkct huy>

]ZCIR+lnnobeh ct Mcld"

Xkcts up mni>

::%


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MCLDCituclly Bg ent c mnitnr, jut Bgc kuhd ace%

GC]] LCTDZB hdt bt enw, tkbs gust jd sngd jbt

ynu huys icgd up wbtk% Kcvd Lbzingd ne cem jd ueaueey cem tkde ynuingd mrdssdm be c rcjjbt subt%

LBVXkct> Bg aueey% ]kbs bs suppnsd tnjd gy tbgd tn skbed%

GC]] LCTDZ+guhs tn tkd icgdrc, wkbldkd cmfust kbs tbd"

Bm jdh tn mbaadr%+tn ]rciy"

Xkcts wbtk tkd instugd ]rciy>

]ZCIRInstugd> ]kdsd crd gy pfs%

Dvdryned edcr kbg be tkd irnwm stcrt tn lcuhk%

GC]] LCTDZXdll Mcld, tkbs bs c tnuhk jueik tnoddp niiupbdm sn ldts oddp hnbeh%

MCLD

Xdll kdrd wd kcvd c eugjdr nambaadrdet obems na vdhdtcjlds% Cemcmmbeh fust ned vdhdtcjld tn dcikgdcl wbll put ynu ne ynur wcy tnjdbeh gnrd kdcltky%

LBVNr gnrd rdhulcr%

Lbz guhs tn tkd icgdrc cem tn dvdryned crnuem kdr lnnobeh anrc sgbld nr c lcuhk, jut entkbeh%

LBV +INE]M"

Xky icet B dct ikninlctd anr dvdrygdcl> Cg B rbhkt>

Lbz trbds tn kbhk abvd sngdned be tkd irnwm, jut tkdy mnetkbhk abvd kdr jcio%

GC]] LCTDZHnm B wbsk Inurbi wnulm ingd jcio%

:9%


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]ZCIR+pbiobeh up c squcsk"

Xcbt crdet tkdsd lnw be iclnrbds%

MCLD]kcts vdry hnnm ]rciy, tkdy crd%

]kd irnwm ilcps anr ]rciy, wkbld Lbz rdclbzds skds lnsbehtkd irnwm%

]ZCIRXky icet ikninlctd jd lnw beiclnrbds> Bm dct bt anr dvdry gdcllbod pnp rnios#

MCLD+lcuhkbeh"

Ba nely%

LBVNk, sn ynu lcuhk wkde kd scys bt,jut wkde B scy bts ent aueey>

]rciy pbios up c icrrnt cem stcrts tn dct bt%

]ZCIRAcid bt Lbz Ldgne% Pdnpld lnvd btwkde B scy wnrms#

]rciy tures tn tkd irnwm cem hdts c kbhk abvd arng pdnpld betkd irnwm%

LBV+pulls kdr pcets up"

Jut tkbs bs prnvbeh gy pnbet%Rnurd nely aueey wkde ynu scy tkdwnrms B tkbeo na%

]rciy lnnos ct Gctt cem Mcld cem tkd icgdrc cs ba kds jdbehjciodm betn ce bgchbecry inredr%

]ZCIRNk rdclly#

]rciy luehds anr Lbz cem pulls kdr pcets mnwe, rdvdclbeh tkctskds wdcrbeh jnxdrs tkct kcvd Pctrbio Xcrjurtnes acid nebt%

Dvdryned dxplnmds wbtk lcuhktdr, pnbetbeh ct ce beirdcsbehlydgjcrrcssdm Lbz%

]ZCIR +INE]M"B stbll hnt bt#

:=%


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LBVRnu sirdwy wcjjbt#


]kd wrbtdrs, Pdtd, ]nnadr, Arceo, Lutz, cem Odeedtk lcuhk cem

wctik Lbz knjjld crnuem wbtk kdr pcets crnuem kdr ceolds netkd ]nmcy Yknw%

AZCEO]kcts wkct ]rciy gdcet wkde kdscbm kd tdll us cjnut Pummy% Juttkcts ent dgjcrrcssbeh%

Arceo pulls kbs pcets mnwe, rdvdclbeh tkd scgd uemdrwdcr%

PD]D+knlmbeh tkd jdlt"

Invdr up tkct skcgdwdcr, tkbs bsstbll c wnro plcid%

]kd wrbtdrs lnno tn tkd ]Q sirdde cem lcuhk cs tkdy sdd ]rciyknlmbeh up c sbhe tkct kcs c pbiturd acuidt wbtk c mrbp nawctdr ingbeh nut na bt cem ce crrnw pnbetbeh tn Lbz, wknspullbeh naa kdr Zddjno sedcodrs%

Fcio detdrs tkd wrbtdrs naabid, derchdm wbtk tkd cgnuet nalcuhktdr%

FCIOYkut up cll na ynu# Nr ynurd

abrdm%

AZCEONk, wkdrd ynu sdrbnus> B tknuhkttkct wcs fust ned na tkd rulds ynuscy wkde ynurd Fcio'N'Gnestdr%Lbod dctbeh be tkd jctkrnng nrhdttbeh rbm na nur spbtnne%

Arceo pnbets tn c spbtnne edcr tkd tcjld%

]NNADZ+pnbetbeh tn tkd ]Q"

Nk gce, Lbzs uemdrwdcr fustrbppdm#

]kd wrbtdrs ture cem lcuhk%

AZCEONk, gy hnm, B edvdr lcuhkdm sn kcrmbe gy lbad%

:4%


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FCIOYtnp tkct# Bg Fcio'N'Gnestdr% Adcrgd#

LT]VBg sn ablldm wbtk lcuhktdr cem

fny#

Odeedtk hbvds Fcio c lnno tkct scys Rnu ice mn bt%

FCIOLbstde up%

PD]DJut B kcvd tkd jdlt%

Fcio hrcjs tkd jdlt arng Pdtd%

FCIOBa Odeedtk bs tkd nely ned wkn wbllanllnw wkct B scy, tkde B gust gcodce dxcgpld na kbg%

+jdct"Odeedtk ynurd abrdm%

]kd wrbtdrs hcsp%

Fcio hnds tn Odeedtk cem rbps tkd EJI pdcinio pbe arngOdeedtks fciodt%

FCIO +INE]M"

Rnurd rbhkt Odeedtk, tkct wcshrdct cmvbid% Xdrd hnbeh tn gbssynu%

ODEED]KGy inio#

DEM NA CI] ]XN

:1%


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CI] ]KZDD


ODEED]K rues nut na tkd naabid irybeh, wkbld AZCEO, ]NNADZ,LT]V stcem surprbsdm ct FCIO%

AZCEOXknc, Fcio tkct wcs inlm jlnnmdm%

FCIOB oenw cem Bg addlbeh jdttdr cllrdcmy%

PD]DB icet jdlbdvd ynu abrdm Odeedtk%

FCIO+wblm'dydm"

Rdck, bt obem na gcods bt addl lbodceytkbeh ice kcppde, lbod hnbeh tnQdhcs%%%nr prbsne%

LT]VEnt prbsne#

BE]% GNZHTD ' MCR

FDEEC detdrs tkd gnrhud tn abem MZ% YPCIDGCE cgneh c eugjdrna mdcm jnmbds%

MZ% YPCIDGCEXdll wdrd hnbeh tn kcvd tn pullnut tkd jbh hues ba ynu wcet tn hdtnvdr ynur pknjbc% Xdlingd tn nurgnrhud slcsk gdct lniodr%

FDEECNk, en B icet mn tkbs%

Mr% Ypcidgce mbps kbs kcems betn c mdcm jnmy cem pulls nut cicliulctnr mrbppbeh be jlnnm% Fdeec tures cwcy%

MZ% YPCIDGCE

]kdrds gy icliulctnr#+sdttbeh bt mnwe"

Bg snrry% Fust mnet tkbeo na btcs jlnnm% ]kbeo na bt cs alcvnrdmsyrup%

Mr% Ypcidgce lbios kbs kcems%

:8%


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FDEECEn, Mr% Ypcidgce#

MZ% YPCIDGCEXcbt, tkbs bs cituclly syrup% Kggg%

FDEECB fust icet hdt bt nut na gy kdcm%

Mr% Ypcidgce hdsturds tn Fdeec tn sbt ct c ikcbr be arnet nac jlnnmy jnmy%

MZ% YPCIDGCEEnw wkdedvdr ynu sdd jlnnm B wcetynu tn tkbeo na sngdtkbeh knrrbjldkcppdebeh tn ynu%

FDEEC]kcts bgpnssbjld% Kcvd ynu sddetkbs acid>

MZ% YPCIDGCEXdll bgchbed ynu wne tkd Nsicr anrynur rnll be tkbs ablg%

FDEECOddp tclobeh%

MZ% YPCIDGCEEnw ynurd cjnut tn scy ynur spddikwkde%%%

FDEECEn#

MZ% YPCIDGCE%%%tkd prdsdetdr, tkd kcemsngd FnkeYtcgns, ingds up tn ynu cemwkbspdrs be ynur dcr%%%

FDEECEnt tn gd#

MZ% YPCIDGCE

%%%tkct tkdy kcvd gcmd c gbstcodcem tkct tkdy kcvd tn tcod tkdcwcrm jcio%

FDEEC]kdyrd lcuhkbeh ct gd#

Fdeec sirdcgs cem stcrts tkrnwbeh trcys wbtk jlnnm crnuem,hdttbeh bt cll nvdr kdr acid cem kcems%

:;%


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FDEEC +INE]M"Xky icet tkdy fust ldt gd kcvd btlbod Gbikcdl Fciosne ct tkd G]Qcwcrms>#

MZ% YPCIDGCE

Rnu mbm bt Fdeec# Rnurd tnuikbehjlnnm% Rnurd iurdm#

FDEECNk, Hnm B cg# Bg ent carcbm na btceygnrd%

Fdeec lbios kdr jlnnmy kcems%

MZ% YPCIDGCECituclly B tkbeo tkcts rdcl jlnnm%

BE]% FCIOY NAABID ' MCR

Odeedtk detdrs tkd naabid%

FCIOOdeedtk> B tknuhkt ynu wnulm jdhned jy enw%

ODEED]KBg ent ldcvbeh, Gr% Mnechky%

FCIOB oenw bts c jcm sbtuctbne, jut

Bvd hnt gy pnwdr jcio cem gydgplnydds adcr gd chcbe%

ODEED]KXdll Bg ent ldcvbeh jdicusd, ug,Bll tdll Gs% Hlnrbc Dstdace, tkctynurd%%%ynu oenw%

FCIOOdeedtk crd ynu trybeh tn jlciogcblgd>

ODEED]K

+squdcos"Rds, sbr%

FCIOLnnos lbod ynurd ent Mry Xbllyceygnrd% Bll rdkbrd ynu, jut wkdepdnpld cso, ynu scy tkct tkd cllpnwdraul Fcio'n'Gnestdr spcrdm ynu%

:2%


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ODEED]KRds, sbr#

Odeedtk kcehs crnuem lnnobeh ct Fcio%

FCIO

Bs tkdrd sngdtkbeh dlsd Odeedtk%

ODEED]KGy pdcinio sbr%

Fcio rdcikds betn kbs pniodt cem pulls nut tkd pbe cem kcemsbt tn Odeedtk%

ODEED]K +INE]M"+obssbeh tkd inio"

]kceo ynu, sbr%

BE]% XZB]DZY ZNNG ' DQDEBEH

Arceo sbts ct tkd tcjld rdcmbeh naa tkd ingputdr wbtk ]rciy%Pdtd, Lutz, ]nnadr cem tkd rdst na tkd wrbtdrs ldcvd tkdnaabid%

AZCEO]kd lbst bs up%

]NNADZXkct lbst>

AZCEO

]kd aueey sklneh lbst%

]NNADZKcs bt jdde c wddo clrdcmy>

Lbz dxbts kdr naabid be c kurry%

AZCEOYebp secp# ]rciy bs eugjdr ned, jutkdrds tkd obiodr6 Lbz bs eugjdrtwn jdctbeh Odetuioys nwe JrbceMcljy%

LBV+ildeikbeh kdr abst"

Mcljy#

Arceo dxbts, ldcvbeh tkd naabid dgpty%

]ZCIRXkct mn ynu tkbeo na tknsd jcodmhnnms, Jdtty Irniodr>

90%


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LBVXdll ynu mdsdrvdm bt ]rciy% Rnurdaueebdr tkce gd%

]ZCIRLbz Ldgne, B mbmet wcet tn scy

tkbs be arnet na tkd wrbtdrs, jutynurd rbhkt% Xbtknut ynu, B wnulmjd ldss kblcrbnus%

LBV]kceos%

BE]% FCIOY NAABID ' EBHK]

Lbz, wbtk c t'skbrt be kcem, detdrs Fcios naabid cs Mr%Ypcidgce ldcvds%

MZ% YPCIDGCEKdlln wkbtd lcmy%

LBVKdy Mr% Ebio#

Lbz wclos tn Fcios mdso wkdrd Fcio bs sgblbeh cs kd knlms cpbdid na pcpdr be kbs kcem%

LBV +INE]M"Xkct wcs tkct cjnut>

FCIO

Mr% Ypcidgce fust mrnppdm naa gyspdrg rdsults cem kd scys tkdyrdbgprnvbeh% B fust kcvd tn stcy nutna tkd gbirnwcvd prnhrcggbehmdpcrtgdet%

LBVXkct bs bt wbtk ynu gde cem ynurskcgdwdcr crdc>

FCIOCeywcy, snrry cjnut tkd inetdst,Ldgne%

LBVMnet wnrry cjnut bt, Fcio% Ctldcst B hnt sngdtkbeh nut na bt%

FCIORdck, inehrcts ne Gbss LcmyAnntlniodr na tkd wddo% Bts ensgcll cikbdvdgdet%

93%


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Lbz anrids c sgbld%

FCIO +INE]M"Yn wkct kugblbctbeh tkbeh bs ]rciygcobeh ynu mn>

LBVB kcvd tn wdcr tkbs skbrt anr cwddo%

Lbz puts ne tkd skbrt%

FCIOBa bt gdces ceytkbeh tn ynu, Bwnulmet kcvd odpt ynu crnuemueldss B oedw ynu kcm c jbh ingdmypdebs%

LBV]kceos Fcio%

Lbz tures crnuem cem wclos nut na tkd naabid% Ne tkd jcio natkd t'skbrt bt rdcms B kcvd c ingdmy vchbec%

ACMD NT]%

DEM NA YKNX

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