50 things to do when your bored - by: lost in believing

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50 Things To Do When You're Bored

Chapter 1:Prank Calls

A.N: This is my first Twilight fanfic. My friend and I were pitifully bored yesterday, so we came

up with a list of things to do while we're bored. Here's number one on the list. Please review and

tell me what you think!

1. Prank CallBella

"I am sooo bored," I complained. It was summer vacation, and there was nothing to do at the Cullen's

house. The guys were out hunting, so me, Alice, Rosalie, and Esme were left at the house doing

absolutely nothing what so ever. And it was very boring.

"So what do you want to do then, Bella?" Alice asked, bouncing down the stairs. Geez, way to scareme. Rosalie followed her down. I was left sitting in the room, staring at the piano.

Alice and Rosalie sat down next to me on the floor, and we stared at each other. They were waiting for

my answer. "I don't know what to do. What do you two have in mind?"

"Hmm, what about like giving you a make over?" Rosalie suggested. I shot daggers at her, yeah right. Iwasn't going to be a barbie once again during summer.

"I don't think Bella would like that that much, even though I love to dress her up," Alice replied. "Howabout we like, prank call someone?"

"Prank call who?" I asked. Really, there was no one to prank call.

"What about the guys? And I am sure that we could annoy someone like Mike Newton," Rosalie stated.

Eww, Mike Newton. Hmm, maybe we could prank call him and say that he has to move somewhere faraway from here, like Africa or Europe.

"Now Bella, please agree with us that prank calling would be fun," Alice stated. "You have prank called

before right?""Actually...I have never prank called anyone before. But I know that it is hilarious because I have seen

Jessica do it before," I replied.

Small, silver cell phones appeared in Alice and Rosalie hands'. "Okay, we'll go first and then you try,"Rosalie said. "Who should we call first?"

They exchanged a silent conversation and Rosalie finally nodded her head. "Emmett."

I laughed. "Emmett would realize that it's you, Rose," I replied.

Alice smirked. "No he won't."

The phone started to ring; Rosalie had put it on speaker. The guys were hunting, but I knew they would

probably pick up the phone. "Rose," Emmett's voice filled the room. I realized then that he probablyhad them on contact id.

Rosalie's voice was deep and low when she spoke. She tried to make herself sound like a guy, a high

pitched guy. "Rose? Oh is that the girl that is here in club with me? Hmm, she's hot," She replied.

There was silence on the other side of the phone, and Alice and I were trying to hold in our laughter. It

was working, though, we were still giggling. Emmett could probably hear us if he wasn't distracted bywhat Rosalie had just said. "What the...? Who are you?" Emmett growled.

"Who are you?" Rosalie asked. Emmett sounded so ticked, and Alice and I couldn't hold in our laughter


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anymore... But amazingly we did because we knew that they would kill us.

"I asked the question first, who are you and what did you do with my wife?" Emmett was yelling now. I

can't believe I have never prank called anyone before.

"Hmm, dancing with her in this club in Vegas. And who are you and what about wife?" Rosalie stated.

Amazingly, she never cracked yet. I wonder how she couldn't.

There was a low growl on the other side of the phone, and Emmett spoke again, but not to the phone."Guys, we're going back."

"Why?" It sounded like Jasper, but he was distant.

"Rose is in trouble." Emmett replied back with them.

"Seriously, who the heck is this Rose we're talking about?" Rosalie replied, sounding confused. I could

tell that Alice was laughing her head off in her mind.

"UGH!" Emmett replied, and snapped the phone shut. The second that he did, the three of us startedcracking up. Rosalie dropped the phone, and Alice fell over. We all tried to say something, but we

couldn't because our mouths, and the room was filled with our laughter.

Our laughter seemed to shake the house, and Esme walked into the room with a puzzled look on herface. Alice stopped laughing for a moment, and her look seemed distracted. She was probably having avision. Our laughter died down, and we waited for Alice to tell us what ever she saw.

When she finally snapped out of it, she laughed. "There going to Vegas. Well, Emmett is anyways and

the others are coming back to the house. They'll be back in twenty minutes."

Rosalie and I laughed too. "I guess they weren't hunting when I called them then," Rosalie stated.

Esme gave us a look. "What did you girls do anyways?"

"Prank call," we replied, giving her the angel look.

She shook her head and walked back into the kitchen. "So who's turn is it?" I asked. Both of them

turned to look at me.

"My turn?" I asked. They both nodded at me, and Alice tossed me the silver phone. "But who am I

going to call?" I asked. I didn't know who too call, because I knew that anyone I would call would

recognize me.

Rosalie looked at me, and smirked. Great, she has an idea. "How about you call Edward. Ask him howthings are going and he'll ask you the same question. Tell him that you are at the club with me and say

something random. This will probably tick him off."

Hmm, Rose was smart. "And then Alice will be there too?"

"I could if I wanted too, but I'm not sure yet. I am thinking of something else that would tick Jasper

off," Alice replied."Okay then," I replied. I dialed the phone. It rang while I bit my lip, I wasn't sure if I could do this

without breaking. "Bella," Edward greeted into the phone.

"Edward," I replied. "How is hunting going? When will you be back?"

"We'll, we aren't hunting anymore. Emmett was ticked about something, and he won't tell us. All we

know is that we're going back to the house while he goes somewhere."

"Didn't he tell you where he is going?"


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"Yeah, Vegas?"

Rosalie laughed. "Who is that Bella?" Rosalie pretended to act along with me.

"It's Edward," I pretended to call back. Alice blasted some music to add some effect.

"Bella where are you?" He asked. Now he is sounding worried.

"Vegas. Rosalie and Alice dragged me here," I replied. I fake sighed.

"I'm going to get you, stay where you are," Edward replied, and hung up. I started cracking up along

with Alice and Rosalie.

"They're all going now. Jasper knows that I am there too cause you said my name," Alice explainedbetween laughs.

"So I guess you aren't bored anymore, Bella?" Rose asked. I laughed. Of course I wasn't bored

anymore, we got the guys to go to Vegas for absolutely no reason.

"Nope, definitely not bored anymore. We only made two, and we are already laughing our heads off," I

replied.

Something happened that none of us expected, the phone rang. Alice picked it up and put it on speaker.

"Hello," A male's voice filled the room. Was that... Mike Newton?

"Hello?" Alice replied.

"Alice, is Bella there?" He asked. Wait, how the heck did he get this number. Alice gave me a look and

gave me the phone. Rosalie and Alice had confused looks on their faces.

"Hello?" I replied.

"Bella. Please don't get mad at me for this, but it was a dare. I have to ask you a question, rememberthat it was a dare."

"Just spit it out."

"Would you like to go to Vegas with me?"

2. Thought Game

Edward

Bella recently pushed me out of the room. I have no idea why, we were all peacefully watching the

news on the television, but I could sense boredom in the room. Actually, I heard most of it. Bellaalmost fell asleep. But instead of falling asleep, she told me to go into my room.

I don't know how that is going to help, because I can read the thoughts of all my siblings. So whatever

she is trying to come up with isn't going to work. And doesn't she remember that I have vampire

hearing?

"Edward you can come down now," Bella yelled from the family room. Her scream broke me from mythoughts. Darn, I didn't catch what she was saying to them.

"Yes love?" I asked, after stopping right in front of her.

"Oh nothing. You can sit now, I had to ask Alice something about the dress," Bella replied. Hmm,

maybe that is why she sent me out of the room. After all, I'm not allowed to see the dress.

I sat on the space in the floor that I was sitting before. I held Bella in my arms, watching the screen.None of my siblings had thoughts running through their heads now, weird. Their thoughts usually

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Wow. It really was pitifully boring today. Are we that lame that we have nothing to do on a perfectly

nice day? Maybe we'll play some baseball later, I think there is a storm coming.

Everything was dead quiet, besides the sound on the t.v. Carlisle was at the hospital and Esme was

planting some flowers around the house, so the six of us were inside doing nothing. I wonder what isgoing on.

God, Bella is so hot. I snapped my heard toward my sibling with that thought. Emmett is so dead.

Before he realized, I was at his throat with my pale fingers.

Hmm, Mike Newton really liked it when he saw Bella in that mini-skirt I dressed her in. Alice! She

caught my eye and smirked. I left Emmett, who was snickering at me and ran after my little pixie sister.And I thought that I could trust my sister choosing clothes for fiance.

A low growl escaped from my lips. I couldn't help it, I was so angry at my siblings. All this thinking

about Bella, it's driving my crazy! Anger coursed through my dead veins, and all I could think about

was getting back at the next person who made a thought.

Edward is way overprotective of Bella. When will he learn that girls just wanna have fun? Rose! Ithought you were on my side! And what the heck are you talking about!

Jasper hummed Clair De Lune in his mind, making it harder for me to think. Bella sang a song out loudtoo, but I couldn't catch it because I wasn't paying attention. Too many things going on at once! Ugh!

Oooh, there is another skirt I have that would make the boys go crazy! Alice's thoughts were killing

me! Bella was dressed fine. Without my sister, her clothes were fine.

I wonder if Rose would kill me if she knew what I was thinking... "Emmett!" I growled. I seriously

couldn't take it anymore. I used part of my strength, and slammed my brother into the couch. There was

a crash, and we slammed into the wall. No doubt Emmett used some of his strength to keep us from

breaking through the wall.

And Jacob. Geez, I feel so bad for Quil and Seth. I don't even want to know what he was thinking... I

thought Bella said she wasn't going to see Jacob without telling me first? I never heard of her going

over to the reservation.

I sat in the middle of the room, clutching my ears. There was too many thoughts, and all of them I don'twant to hear. Too make it worse, two songs were going on at once. Could the misery never end?

Especially about my love!

Bella seriously needs to get out more. Maybe this week, Alice and I will take her to a club. What? No

way. I got up, not bothering that I was trying to ignore my siblings, but that never happened. I went forRosalie, but crashed into something else instead.

Okay, my bad. Not something else, but someone else. Emmett.

"What were you going to do to Rose?" Emmett growled. I pushed him across the room, he landed on

the couch.

"What were you thinking of Bella?" I retorted.

The rest of our siblings, and Bella, sat on the floor. They leaned their backs on the wall and justwatched us bicker. Bella looked like she was smirking, but I wasn't really paying attention.

If you wanna be my lover, love is what you'll get. Yeah. Alice is trying to be all angel on me singing the

Spice Girls in her head. No way. I am not falling for that.

"I wasn't thinking anything about her! It was Rose I was thinking about!"


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"No it wasn't! You were screaming your thoughts at me, and I was about to attack you then and there!"

"Yeah right. You can read my mind, but are you sure that I wasn't thinking about Rose? Or were you

trying to block out other things I was thinking about?"

"I wish I could block out what you guys are thinking!" I stated. It helps reading minds, but sometimes I

wished I never could.

Even though none of us were really paying attention, we all focused our eyes at the front door. Carlislehad just walked in and he was staring at the ruckus we were causing in the living room. "What on earth

are you guys doing?" He asked, still dazed.

Emmett smirked. And so did the rest of my family...And Bella? What?

"The thought game to annoy Edward," Emmett replied, his voice calm. In everyone's thoughts they

were booming with laughter. Bella was even laughing out loud now.

"Wait, what?"

Chapter 3:Fireworks

Rosalie

There was a weird sound outside. What the heck was that? I really hope Emmett isn't doing anything

stupid again.

Oh my god.

My husband is a flippin' idiot! "Emmett, what the heck are you doing?" I screamed, watching in

amazement as he tried to set something on fire. "Are you suicidal? I mean, honestly!"

He turned to me. "Rose! Come here, these are called fireworks. It's what humans like to watch, so I was

thinking, why not try? So I bought them and now I am trying to set them off."

Emmett really is suicidal, I can't believe I never thought of this before. Doesn't he realize fire can hurt

anything? Humans and vampires! So we're all screwed if he can't control that. "Emmett! Don't try

fireworks, we have all seen them before and we know what they look like! I care not to know how youset them off!" He's not gonna listen to me.

"What the crap?" Alice screamed from behind me.

"Exactly," I replied. She cautiously came closer to Emmett, walking up to me instead. She had the

what-the-heck-is-he-doing-now look on her face. I couldn't blame her either.

"Honestly. What the heck is he doing? Setting something on fire, I really hope it isn't himself," Alicestated, staring at him wide-eyed.

"No, I'm setting off fireworks!" Emmett replied, happily.

There was a few seconds before Alice actually said anything. "Okay then. I'm just gonna go inside,

away from the fire." She disappeared and I was the only one left out here with my idiot.

"Seriously Emmett, it's not even dark out yet? You won't be able to see them in the light," I explained,pointing to the still lit sky. It was sunset, but still.

"So? I'm setting them up now. By the time it is done, it will be dark out. Maybe not pitch black out but

dark enough that we can still see the pretty colors." Remind me to remind him to never use pretty

colors again.

"Fine, don't set anything else on fire though. Please." I walked inside the house, at human pace


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amazingly and just stared at my family watching the t.v.

"So why is Emmett trying out fireworks? Honestly, he is thinking of how cool it will be and all of the

pretty colors that the sky will be lit with," Edward exclaimed. Bella just stared at me and let out a

laugh.

"Umm, yeah. You can ask him that yourself. He said that humans do it and he wanted to try since itlooked cool," I explained. So those weren't his exact words but still! He is setting things on fire!

"Tell him that he better not ruin the house," Esme warned. I agree with her. If he did, we would have no

place to live.

"Doesn't he have anything better to do? I mean honestly, I don't think boredom could take control that

easily," Bella. She got up and walked over to where I was standing, and Edward followed her. I wonderwhat it would be like to have someone follow you and care for you every second of your life.

"I don't know how about we go and ask him," I suggested. We walked to the door, and the rest of the

family joined us watching Emmett set up the fireworks.

"Look Rose, I'm done!" Emmett grinned. He pointed to the fireworks. Wow, it didn't look like he set up

anything. Umm, okay then.

"Cool." I gave him the thumbs up.

"Emmett be careful," Carlisle replied. I agree with him, this is fire and Emmett we're talking about,

what isn't there to understand?

"Watch in amazement for I am the first Cullen to set off fireworks," Emmett said loudly. He picked up

something and put it against the firework. Nothing happened but it caught on fire. Suddenly there was aboon and his shoe was covered in flames.

"Oops," he said and poured a bucket of water on his foot.

"EMMETT!" We all screamed. He just looked at us with a questioned look on his face.

"I think your suppose to point them upwards," Jasper stated. How the heck would Jasper know what todo? Well, he said 'suppose' so I guess he doesn't.

"Oh." Emmett grabbed one and faced it upwards. And set it again on fire. It shot upwards, almost asfast as one of us!

We looked up at the sky. Just above the trees, one lone firework went off in the night. It was two

different colors, green and blue. The sparks were close together one moment and then they got farther

apart, it looked pretty cool. It lasted for about five seconds and it burned out.

We all stared at the sky, still trying to process that Emmett had actually set something off without atotal disruption.

"Wow," Bella stated. She was the first one to talk.

"Emmett actually did something," Jasper stated, still amazed.

"Nice job," Edward added.

"Thank you. You didn't hurt anything," Esme said.

"Emmett, you actually did it!" I ran up to him and gave him a hug. He smiled.

"Yeah! I'm gonna do it again!" He exclaimed. He set another one off, but there was a problem this time.The firework wasn't pointing directly up.


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Instead it ran into a tree and exploded. We all stared in shock.

"Look at all the pretty colors, Rose!"

Chapter 4:Fold Laundry

Alice

Honestly. Is there nothing to do when Bella and Edward aren't around? To make matters worse, there

isn't anything to do even when they are around! Geez! I swear I am sitting in the living room folding

socks and shirts with the rest of my siblings. Esme gave us chores to do since we were terribly bored.

"Alice, pass me the basket," Jasper asked. I picked up the while laundry basket and literally passed ittoo him with vampire quickness. He caught it easily and gave me a look.

"Why are we doing this again? I mean like, this is boring!" Emmett complained. I agree with Emmett, I

think we are better off being bored without folding laundry.

Rose tossed a sock at Emmett and it landed on his shoulder. It looked funny on him, a puny sock

against a guy that was pretty bulky. I think that was Rose's sock too. "Cause we have nothing better todo, and if this doesn't get done you might be wearing Edward's tighty-whiteys," Rose replied.

Emmett looked disgusted. Lucky Edward and Bella weren't here, she would be laughing and Edwardwould be threatening Emmett not to say anything to that comment. "Like I would even fit into that!

Eddie is almost as small as Jasper!" We all laughed.

"And if I were as bulky as you I would squish my girl," Jasper replied, throwing the basket full of

clothes at Emmett. I agree, when Emmett gives me hugs I can barely breathe, even if I don't have too.

Emmett quickly grabbed the basket and set it down in front of him. "It's all muscle," Emmett stated. He

held out his arm and held the bottom part of the 'muscle' that hung off his arm. If you asked me, itlooked like fat.

"On what, planet lard?" I retorted. Great the basket is coming towards me now.

I grabbed the flying piece of plastic and hurled it at Rose, who wasn't paying attention. She caught it-no surprise there. Instead of throwing it back something else was being thrown across the room. Oh no,

please tell me it wasn-just then something hit me in the face- Emmett's boxers.

"Oh my god," I stated, as the boxers flew into my face. I couldn't see anything, and I held my breath."You did not just throw EMMETT'S BOXERS at me!" Oh Rose was so going to get it now. I grabbed

the underwear off my face and threw it at Emmett with such a force, they made a noise going through

the air.

I should have saw that coming at me! Ugh! I went through my pile of laundry, quicker than my usualvampire speed because I was angry, and chucked Jasper's boxers and some Emmett's socks at her. She

knew it was coming at her, but she still got hit anyways. "ALICE!" She screamed.

She started throwing things at me. It didn't matter what it was, she was just randomly taking things andthrowing into the air, preferably at me. Oh, now it was war! "Jasper get over here!"

"Emmett, now!"

Both of our men unwillingly stalked next to us. It was quite obvious that they didn't want to be here,

but they were being amused at the same time. Emmett started to get into the idea, and now he was

throwing things at us too. "Jasper, I want you to get all of the clothes that they throw at us and collectit. Block me please."

Jasper went in front of me, and caught the clothes. I grabbed a handful and threw it straight across from


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me. A bra landed on Emmett's head. "Alice," he wined.

Oh, I bet he wished it was Rosalie's. But no, it wasn't, it was mine just to tick him off. Rosalie was still

throwing clothes, and she was going to run out of them soon. "Jasper."

"Yeah?" His arms were filled with clothes. All I could see of him was his legs and his blond hair.

"Dump that on Rose please." My eyes caught it because I am a vampire. In under two human

heartbeats, Jasper ran over there, dumped the ton of clothes on Rose, and ran back and sat innocentlynext to me with his arm around my waist. I gave him a kiss on the cheek.

"Nice job," I stated, as we watched Rose get out of the pile. Emmett was just staring at her. Rose was

furious.

"Your hot when you're mad." Can Emmett be any stupider? Honestly, I think that Newton kid is smarter

than him.

Jasper chuckled next to me. "Honestly Emmett, this is not the time for compliments. Your wife is about

to rip us up and put us in the nearest bonfire." Oooh, scary when Rosalie is the one to do it.

After Emmett's comment, Rose calmed down. Freaky. "Thank you honey. Now Alice, Jasper. You two

are so dead.""Duh. We've been dead for a while now," I retorted.

"You know what I mean," she stated. She grabbed something, and folded it up so it was inside her palefist. We couldn't see it because she did it facing away from us. What the heck could it be?

It could be laundry. Honestly, clothes made from cloth isn't that scary. And you really can't hurt a

vampire with a piece of cloth. Wow. Nice try, sis.

Just then, Bella and Edward walked through the door and stared with confused looks of why the livingroom looked like a mess. Emmett's booming laugh filled the house. "Don't ask," he stated.

"What are you guys doing?" Edward asked, confusion evident in his musical voice.

"This," Rose stated. It all happened at once. She threw something at Jasper, which was a book on theConfederacy, which distracted him. She then threw something at me, and I didn't register what it was

until it actually hit me.

Perfect. Edward's boxers.

Edward shot Rose daggers.

Bella just laughed. "So I guess Edward prefers boxers instead of breifs, huh?"

Chapter 5:How Many Licks Does It Take To Get To The Center Of A Tootsie Pop?

Emmett

"Oh come on guys!" I wined, handing each of the little lollipops to every one of my siblings. "It will befun. And we can finally answer the question that has been going on for a while now!"

Bella just giggled, looking at the expression of all of her almost-sblings.

"Please Emmett, you expect us to eat...Eat...Dirt?" Edward asked, holding up the wrapped candy to his

face. No we weren't eating dirt. We were conducting an expirement to see how many licks it took to getto the center of a Tootsie Pop.

'It's not dirt."

"Emmett! What are you doing! You are trying to make us eat human food! This stuff is disgusting,"


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Rosalie replied. What, it's not that bad...Well okay, maybe it is.

"Oh Rose, quit it. Just try it. How about we'll make this fun. Whoever can count how many licks it

takes to get to the center, i'll give them fifty bucks. How about it?" I suggest, slapping a bill on the

table. Good thing I got cash today.

If it something was going to hit the floor at this moment, it would most likely be Bella's mouth. Her'sdropped open the milisecond her eyes saw the bill on the table. She opened them at vampire speed. "Is

that a lot of cash for you Bella?"

"Emmett! Are you kidding me, that's like, a lot of cash! Why are you putting out this much anyways!"

She asked, staring at me like I was crazy. That look was what most of the kids at school looked at meat.

Edward turned to look at her. "Love, this is not a lot of cash. Just lick the lollypop and you get the

cash."

"But it's Emmett's! I can't do that." Oh please Bella, I just wanna know how many licks it takes. Just do

it for the money! Do it for me!

"Yeah you can Bella. Teach Emmett a lesson since he is giving out money," Rose stated. Hey, I thought

you were on my side!

"Well, just lick the candy!" I stated.

"Fine Emmett, you win," Jasper stated, feeling everyone's feelings in the room. Yes!

"Wait. We'll all lick the stinkin human food, but then whoever finish it first wins the cash," Alice stated,

giving me a look. Wait, then we would be done like really soon.

"How about human speed, please," Bella stated.

"Yes, let's do it for the human," I added, smirking. Bella gave me a look. Edward gave me one too. Oh

please, Edward protects her too much. Let her do some things on her own, will yeah?

"Fine, ready?" Rosalie stated. She was ticked no doubt."Go!"

I unwrapped my brown colored lollypop. For about three seconds, all I heard was the unwrapping of

the lollypops. There were different colors too. I got the chocolate flavor, I remember that flavor when Iwas human. It was delicious. Alice got raspberrry, Jasper got orange, Rose got chocolate, Bella and

Edward got raspberry.

I licked it. Ewww, this didn't taste like chocolate. It tasted disgusting. Well, that was one lick. "One," I

said outloud.

My siblings gave me a look. Bella was still silently counting how many licks she had done already. Ilicked the chocolate lolly again. "Two."

"Emmett stop counting out loud," Alice stated. She gave me another look.

Jasper unwillingly took a look of the candy and made a face. "Bella, how do you eat this stuff?" We all

turned to look at her.

She took another look, and silently said the number. "What? It's good. Candy is nice and sweet, I can'timagine what it would taste like to you though."

Alice took a lick of hers and made a face. "Yeah, you just can't imagine."

Edward was licking the lollypop, not really paying attention. He was reading all of our minds, trying to


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find out our opinions on my game. No doubt it all annoyed them, but you have to have fun once in a

while!

"Oh Rose, it's not that bad. Just think about it, you are making Emmett happy," Edward said quitely. It

was almost too quiet, that I almost couldn't hear it. Now that is weird.

"I know, but my husband is so silly sometimes. He knows that these things taste horrible for us."

I decided not to listen anymore and just continue what we were doing. "Three.""Emmett!" Bella screamed at me. Uh oh, the human is getting mad.

"Emmett, stop counting out loud! It's messing all of us up, you idiot! And I don't think you wanna

know what happens if we get mad because of you...Again!" Alice warned, growling. Okay, little pixie

vampire-Scary.

Bella, Alice, and Jasper gave me a look that said shut-up. Four. Five. Okay, saying it in my head wasboring. "Six."

"Emmett!" All of my siblings, including Bella, screamed at me. I just smirked at them, and kept on

licking. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten. How long does it take to get to the center of this thing?

"How many licks did everyone take?" Rose asked, taking a lick of her pop.

I licked the candy once again. "Eleven. How many did you guys take?"

"Thirteen," Jasper replied.

"Seventy-three," Edward answered. What the heck? I thought we said no vampire speed! I think he ischeating, which he usually is.

"Seven," Alice added.

"Forty-eight," Bella said. What? The human had more than us and her boyfriend was in the lead! Were

they trying to out lick us by any chance?

"Eighteen," Rose finally ended.

"Edward, your cheating!" I stated. Twelve. Thirteen. Fourteen.

Edward looked at me. "No I'm not. I'm just trying to win the money for my love. And tasting somethingdisgusting is a small price to pay for the cash on the table." He took three more licks.

All around us, vampires and human, were licking the lollypops to win the my cash that was calling

their name. Of course Bella paid no attention to any of us because she was too determined winning the

cash that was apparently a lot to her. So she just kept on licking the candy that actually tasted good toher.

I don't know how long I had been thinking, but I was on my one hundred and seventy-second lick.

Wow. I think we have been sitting here for at least a half an hour. The lollypops had been slowly licked

away, and some of them already showed the centers. No doubt they had licked way more than I did,because mine was halfway through.

"Look, I got to the center of the lollypop," Edward exclaimed, showing us that he had gotten through

the candy outside and reached the chocolate goo on the inside.

"How many licks did it take?" I asked.

"Four hundred and twenty-one licks."

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"Well, looks like Edward gets your money. And we have terrible tastes in our mouths," Alice stated,

running into the kitchen to most likely spit out the taste.

Edward happily took the cash from the table and gave it to Bella. She refused, but after a while she

took it.

I got up to see if Alice was done spitting and Jasper was there with her. "How about we just go huntingto get the taste out of our mouths?" Jasper asked.

"Yeah." They both went outside and took off.

I was still determined to see how many licks it took though. I doubt it took that many. When I got back

I stared at the place where my lollypop used to be.

Instead was a pile of dirt. What the heck?

There was a note next to the pile of earth.

I thought you told Edward we weren't going to be eating dirt?

-Rose

P.S. Eat it and I'll give you fifty bucks.

Chapter 6: Opposite Day

Jasper

The emotions in this room were annoying. Of course they were all coming from my siblings, and Bella,

but that just made it more annoying. Emmett is talking funny, he was saying that it was opposite day. I

have heard it before, it's something humans like to do when their bored, no wonder why Emmett isdoing this.

Opposite day. Some stupid human made this up, and I don't think any of us really know where it came

from. But it's when you take a day and you say everything opposite. Like if you wanted to do

something, you would say that you didn't want to do it. Right now the only one who was actually acting

opposite was Emmett of course.

Bella was just laughing. On the outside she wasn't, but the emotion she was feeling right now was

humor. Rose was feeling annoyed. Edward was annoyed, but he was amused slightly. Alice was

annoyed too. I was just sitting here watching my brother act stupid as usual.

At these times, I usually calmed down the whole room. But I didn't. I was bored too, and it wasamusing to watch my brother act like it was opposite day, and annoy my sisters with it.

"Emmett, let me play the game too!" Alice screamed, her tiny hands attempting to claw the game

controller out of Emmett's hands. He was laughing on the inside, and all he had to do was lift the

controller over Alice's head, so she couldn't reach.

"But Alice, by you saying that you want me to let you play the games, means that you want me to playthe rest of the game for you," Emmett stated, continuing the game, while Alice attempted to get the

controller.

"Emmett, just give Alice the game," I stated. "Then you won't get hurt."

"So if I don't give Alice the controller, I will get hurt?"

"Y-" Wait, he is playing opposite day on us. So that means I had to talk like him. "No."

"Here you don't go." Emmett handed the controller over to Alice. Finally. She just stuck out her tongue


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at him, and quickly got into the game.

Alice emotion was now contentment. She wasn't exactly glad about Emmett not letting her play the

game, but she was happy that I understood how to talk to him and get her the controller.

"Thanks, Jasper," She said.

"Your welcome," I replied.

Bella laughed. "Emmett, would you not let Edward play a song for me on his piano?" She was actuallyplaying along with him? Hmm, this must be favored among mortals.

"No Bella, Edward isn't allowed to play a song for you on his piano," Emmett replied, laughing. "Don't

go Edward. Don't play a song for Bella." Edward nodded his head, and headed over to his instrument.

Bella's song filled the room. Even Alice ignored the game for a moment to listen. The notes filled the

room, filling the open space with a perfect melody and harmony blending together. Edward and Bella. Iheard him every day and night, perfecting the song with his dead heart. He really tried his all into this

song, and succeeded.

The whole room was full of contentment or happiness. But that all ended when we heard Carlisle come

in. "Bye," Emmett greeted. Edward stopped playing, and we all groaned."What?" Carlisle asked. Obviously he wasn't familiar with the game that Emmett was playing, but weare all sure that he knew what opposite day was. I feel terrible for him.

"It's not opposite day," I informed. He gave Emmett a look and then turned to me.

"Okay then," Carlisle replied. He went up the stairs, most likely to find Esme.

"Emmett!" Rosalie asked, after Carlisle left. "Can we please go shopping!" Oh no, please no. Rose,

why'd you have to-

"SHOPPING!" Alice squealed, causing the whole house to rock a little. Great. Thanks Rose.

I shot Emmett a look, and Edward quickly ran Bella up to his room. Wow. Edward actually thinks he

can protect Bella when it comes to shopping. I gave up trying to protect myself years back. "Yes,"Emmett stated, still going along with the opposite day thing.

"Was that a yes love?" Rose asked, grabbing the keys to her car.

"No!" Emmett quickly screamed. I quickly calmed the whole room, before anything got really big.

Rosalie shot me a look of annoyence, and Emmett sighed.

"Is that a no Emmett?" Rose questioned, a look of pure innocense on her face. She swung the keys in a

circle, heading for the door. "Alice, let's don't go."

"No Rosalie," Alice replied, heading over to the door.

"Don't come guys," Rose stated. In a second, she ran over to Emmett, and dragged him out the door to

the car. "You won't pay for this." No! Rose no! I backed into the couch, watching the devious smilegrow on Alice's face.

I saw everything, but Bella wouldn't have. Alice dragged me out of the house, just like Rosalie had

demonstrated. She slammed the door, and ran me into the BMW. Perfect, I had to go shopping.

Why don't I see Bella and Edward? Aren't they suppose to be dragged along like we are? No! Emmett

what have you done?

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"Alice, why did you bring me along?" I asked. "I don't want to come! I'm not being dragged along the

state buying you girls stuff!"

"Hmm, what did he say Rose? Did he just say that he would drive us around Washington and buy us

stuff?" Alice asked. Both of the girls in the car giggled, and Emmett and I just suck into the car seats.

"No!" Emmett yelled as Rosalie swiftly pulled out of the driveway. "I'm not buying you anything!"

"Neither am I!" I added."They just offered to buy us stuff," Rose said. Alice giggled.

"Of course they did," Alice replied.

"I HATE you!" Emmett yelled. His voice shook the car, it was almost as bad when Alice squealed.

"Love you too."

Chapter 7:Truth or Dare

Bella

"So this is a game that is commonly played among humans," Alice stated. All of us were seated at the

table that had a seat for every one of the Cullens-including me. "And we haven't played it before. Butsince we have Bella here today, maybe we should give the game a try."

No! No no no no no no! Please don't say the game Alice! Whatever you do, please don't tell me the

game that you are thinking! We are not going to play it! Please don't say-

"Truth or Dare." Yep, she said it. Why on earth do we have to play this game! It's the lone human verse

five vampires! I think that is a reason why I am not allowed to play truth or dare. Edward wouldn'tallow it. Neither do I.

Edward stiffened in the chair next to me. "Absolutely not!" Alice shook her head at her brother. Emmett

had the biggest smirk that I have ever seen since.

"Aww, don't be a baby about this brother!" Emmett exclaimed. "We won't hurt the human. It's a gameafter all, and this one is fun!" No! Don't make me play this game Edward!

"No, Bella is defiantly not playing this game!" Edward took my arm, and started to lead me out of theroom.

"Bella. Stop Edward, you know you want to play this game," Alice said, boring a gaze into my head.

"You'll play if you love me, Bella." No Alice, don't put me through this! "Pleeaase!"

I stopped, turning my gaze at Alice. "Fine! I will play. But no hurting me!" Alice is so going to get it if

she hurts me. And I'm not the only one that would be going after her anyways.

"Bella." Edward grabbed me by the wrist again, gently. "We are not going to play a game where you

are going to get hurt. Whether Alice wants us too or not."

I felt someone lift me up from behind, and it wasn't Edward. "Look little bro, she can play okay?"

Emmett said from behind me. Oh, that's who got me. A low growl was coming from Edward. I guess hereally didn't want me playing truth or dare with his siblings.

Maybe it wasn't a good idea after all.

"Okay, so everyone sit in there seats," Alice stated. Me, Edward, and Emmett went back to our seats

and sat. Amazingly, I didn't trip or fall. "Who wants to go first?"

"Oooh, can I go first?" I asked. It was a game I was familiar with, so I wanted to go first. And this was


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probably the only time I would actually be able to annoy one of them the most, so I wanted to do it

thoroughly. Emmett gave me a surprised look. I guess he didn't think that I would actually want to go

first.

"The human wants to go first. Amazing. Let her." Thanks Emmett. I will make sure that you are the oneI am asking.

"Okay. Emmett, truth or dare?" I asked.

"Dare. I am not an Edward." Emmett smirked, while Edward glared at his brother. I wonder what

happens when I'm not here.

Hmm. Dare. I knew he would pick that. I need to do something that would tick him off so much, that

he would actually do too. And Emmett would do anything. Too bad it was dark out. "Emmett, I dareyou too...Go jump in the river naked." Oh yeah, burn. Who says that the human can't think of anything?

"Woah, looks like Bella can play this game well," Rosalie commented. She is hoping that Emmett goes

with this dare.

"Fine Bella, a dare is a dare." Emmett got up from his chair and looked around the room. Too bad he

wasn't human, I would love to see him blush right now. Wait no!

"EMMETT!" We all screamed. He was about to take his shirt off right here.

"Not here! Near the river you idiot," Alice stated. She was facing the other way, and Jasper was

laughing his head off at his brother's stupidity.

Emmett walked out of the house, and back to the river. The rest of us just went to the glass wall to

watch. He did the dare, even though I was facing Edward the whole time. I only knew Emmett hadcompleted it was because Jasper, Edward and Alice were cracking their heads off.

"Okay so it's my turn isn't it?" Emmett asked, when we were all seated around the table. His curls were

wet from the river, and he was dripping onto the floor. Ooops, I forgot that Emmett was allowed to go

after me. Crap, I'm dead. "Okay, Alice. Truth or dare?"

"Dare." Of course Alice wouldn't choose truth either. I don't think any of the Cullens would.

The look on Emmett's face scared me. I really hope he doesn't ask me when it's his turn again. "I dare

you to write the words 'Emmett Rulz' on that shirt."

Alice's jaw dropped, vampire speed. "I am not doing that Emmett! This is a one of a kind shirt! I am

doing anything that has to do with your name on it!""But you chose dare."

"Then I want to take it back!"

"You can't do that," I interrupted. I shouldn't have done that, Alice is going to come after me.

"BELLA!"

Emmett started squawking like a chicken. "Chicken chicken chicken!" Emmett might be a few decades

old, but he acts younger than me sometimes.

"Fine!" Alice screamed. She ran out of the room and a second later, she had a bright pink highlighter inher small hand. Of course, if she was going to write something, it would be in pink. I could see the look

of pure terror as she brought the highlighter down on her white shirt, and wrote the letters. The words

weren't that big, but they weren't that small either. In the end, you could clearly read 'Emmett Rulz'

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"I hate you Emmett. Remember that you are going to pay for this," Alice stated, hatred burning in her

eyes. Uh oh, she is going to hurt Emmett soon. I think this is the time to get out of the Cullen's

household.

"Rose, truth or dare?" Alice asked innocently. She has something up her sleeve, I just know it.

I guess Rose knew what was going to happen, but she still didn't do anything about it. All she repliedwas "Dare," and Alice just smirked as big as Emmett did when he was telling Alice what to do.

"I dare you to not touch Emmett for a week." Alice laughed, and Jasper laughed too. There laughs were

perfect harmony. Edward froze beside me for the second time today.

"Emmett, please refrain your thoughts! Geez, I will throw you in the river if you don't stop thinkingwhat you are thinking!" Edward yelled, dashing over to Emmett. Before I could blink, Edward had

Emmett cornered.

Emmett looked unphased from the position he was in. "Alice, you can't do that," he wined.

"Oh yes I can. Look what you did to my shirt!"

"Alice!"

"I'll go with the dare, Alice," Rosalie answered. Alice just smirked and Emmett collapsed."Rose."

"Emmett," Rosalie stated, and he shut up instantly. I guess he knows when to quit it when Rose istalking to him. He acts like a puppy under Rose's command.

"Stop with the feelings, Emmett. She took the dare," Jasper stated.

"Jasper, truth or dare?" Rose asked. Oh I feel terrible for Jasper. I saw him cringe just a tad, but he still

stood strong after he composed himself.

"Dare." Yep I was right, all the Cullens are going with dare.

"I dare you to eat the fruit that Bella had packed to eat." Rosalie smirked. She held up the plum that I

had brought over just in case that I got hungry. I know the Cullens have food for me here, but I decidedto bring some.

"Like the whole thing?"

"No just a bite. But you have to swallow it. If you want you can spit it out later."

Jasper took the plum from her hand. He looked at it, disgusted. Unwillingly, he brought the fruit to hismouth and took a bite out of it. He chewed, a disgusted look on his face. "Eww, this is worse than the

lollipop we had to eat." All of the Cullens shot daggers at Emmett.

"Sorry Bella," Jasper apologized. I think he said that because he felt sorry for eating my fruit.

"It's fine."

"Edward, truth or dare?" Jasper asked, throwing the plum on the table. It landed in the center perfectly.

"Dare," Edward replied.

Jasper is usually the quiet one, but he could come up with things worse than Emmett could. Jasperdidn't even have to say it outloud. All I heard was Edward growling.

"Absolutely not!" Edward roared. Jasper just smirked, untouched by Edward's outburst.

"You have to do it, you chose dare," Emmett pointed out. Everyone's gaze turned to me, and I figured

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"Jasper! What did you do!" I screamed.

"What did Jasper do?" Esme's voice came from the other room, but we could all hear in perfectly. She

probably was talking louder than usual just for me, so I could hear.

"Dare Edward to do something that no one is telling me!" I replied.

"What did Jasper dare Edward to do?" Esme asked, walking into the dining room. She looked around

and saw that Emmett's hair was dripping wet and Alice had words scribbled on her shirt."You don't wanna know," Alice replied, laughing her head off.

Chapter 8:Sleepover

Alice

"Okay Bella. Everything is ready for tonight, we called Charlie and stuff. We bought snacks for you

and movies. We also bought games and other things that you do at sleepovers," Rosalie stated, checking

all the things off of the list that I had made her earlier.

"Thanks Bella!" I added. "This is our very first sleepover! It's going to be so much fun! Oh yeah, tomake it better, we are kicking the guys out of the house!" I smirked. This was going to be fun. The

guy's didn't want to leave, but we were going to make them. We even had Esme on our side.

She smiled at my statement. "Your welcome guys. This is going to be fun, but I have to ask you one

thing. Please no dress up." No fair!

"Fine," Rosalie answered. What Rose! No! I was going to dress Bella up in really cool outfits!

"Rose!" I yelled. She didn't have to answer for me, I am perfectly capable of doing that myself.

"Oh just let her be. This is a sleepover. No torture, just pure fun okay?" She rolled her eyes and then

tossed at pillow at me. "Pillow fight! Don't worry Bella, we won't use our super strength on you."

Bella and I both picked up a fluffy pillow. This is going to be so much fun! Bella took a swing at me,

and she got me in the leg. I tossed the pillow at her and it hit her in the chest, causing her to go down,

laughing. "Score!" I yelled.

Bella went down, but she landed on a pile of blankets. Rose turned to me. "Bring it," she stated. I

charged forward at human speed, and so did she. Oh she was so going down! We both saw it, but we

were running at human speed to do anything. Before we could reach each other, something hit us in theface.

"What the heck?" Rose asked, turning to the direction the pillows came from. They didn't come from

Bella, and they were going at a speed to fast for a human to throw.

"EMMETT!" The three of us screamed. My brother was standing there, leaning on the stair, smirking.

He had another pillow in his hand, and he was faced towards Bella.

"Edward!" Bella screamed, really high pitched and scared. Rose and I smirked. She was faking nodoubt, and Emmett was about to get hurt. There was a blur coming down the stairs, and the sound of

boulders crashing into each other echoed through the house. That should teach Emmett a lesson.

"Don't you dare hurt her!" Edward growled, clutching Emmett by the neck. Emmett seemed unfazed.

Instead of being terrified, he was shaking with laughter under Edward's hands.

Emmett looked at the three of us and laughed. "Relax bro. They were just having a pillow fight and Idecided to play too. No harm in that." Edward growled, and loosened his grip on Emmett's neck.

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"Well, yeah. But then he hit Alice and Rose. I was pretty sure he was aiming for me next."

"Emmett!" Edward snarled. "Bella is human remember? You can't go and throw things at her with

vampire abilities!" Oh Emmett was going to get it again tonight.

"Hey you two!" Rose called, getting both of their attention. "Where's Jasper and Carlisle?" Just then,

Carlisle and Jasper were right next to the two.

"Hey," Jasper greeted, calming the whole room down. Edward took his eyes off of Emmett andEmmett's booming laugh turned into chuckles. I instantly felt calm, so I relaxed.

"You four, out!" I stated, pointing to the door. The four guys gave us a confused look. "We're having a

sleepover, so no boys allowed!"

"But this is my house," Carlisle protested. Bella, Rose and I rolled our eyes.

"Yeah, but you have to get out for the girl's sake," Esme stated, walking into the room. "Bella's going tobe here, and Alice and Rose wanted to do the sleepover like one should be. No boys allowed."

"Is that what girls really talk about at sleepovers? I thought they talked about feelings and stuff,"

Emmett stated. Oh boy, Emmett really was stupid. Wait, I already knew that.

"It doesn't really matter what we talk about," Bella replied.

"You guys have to leave!" Rose added. I knew they were going to give up a fight, but I did see that they

would leave eventually. "Or else."

"Or else what?" Jasper asked.

"Oh I don't know. Torture until you four couldn't think anymore? I am pretty sure some make up,

human food, and romance movies would kill you. Oh yeah, not being able to go near any of us for a

week would too," Bella explained. Wow, this girl was good. She really is going to be a Cullen girl.

Right then and there, the four guys in the house that called themselves 'manly' cringed at the thought ofthe things that Bella had just listed. "Okay okay, we'll go. Geez," Emmett replied. Esme opened the

door, and the four of them walked out the door.After they walked out of the door, my focus shifted. I'm having a 'vision' as some people call it. I saw

the guys coming back to the house and doing something. Something, but I couldn't tell what it was.Once I snapped out of it, I smirked. "They're coming back. And they're going to do something too."

"Oh so then we need to come up with a plan then?" Bella asked.

"Of course," Rose replied, smirking. "So Esme are you in?"

"Yes," Esme replied. I think this night is going to get sweet.

"FIRE!" I yelled. Water soaked everything around us and Bella was soaking wet. The boys had come

back with water balloons, and were now attacking us in the back yard. Of course they thought it would

be a surprise, but that didn't happen.Esme and Rose had gathered Emmett, Carlisle and Jasper. We were just trying to get Edward now. But

he would come if Bella was hurt. "Bella, scream," I whispered.

Bella nodded at me, and then a scream filled the air. Instantly, Edward was at her side, checking for

injuries. Before he could realize what the heck was happening, Bella grabbed both of his hands andheld them together with hers. "Bella, what are you doing?" Edward asked, confused.

Bella walked over to us with Edward and smirked. The four guys hung their heads low in defeat. "Tisk

tisk, you actually think that you would be able to crash our sleepover?" Rose asked.


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"Well, yeah. It was you girls, how hard could it be?" Emmett replied. Poor him, he just answered

wrong.

"Since you four attempted to crash the all girls sleepover," Esme added.

"You will be pun-ished," I ended, emphasizing the syllables. This payback stuff was fun. Especially

what they were going to get would be even better.

We brought them inside. They did hold up a fight, but they lost of course. Emmett struggled the most,but Rose put him in check. Jasper just calmed everyone down, and he did try to fight back but I

managed. Edward didn't want to hurt Bella so he just went along.

They were all tied to chairs. Everyone in the room knew that they could break out if they wanted too,

but we knew they wouldn't. I would know if they would break out and they would just be punishedmore. Oh this was going to be fun. "Play the music," I stated.

Bella walked over to the stereo in the corner of the living room and hit the play button. The music

started and beats filled the room. I love this song, Never Underestimate A Girl.

(A.N: I want all of you to go to YouTube right now and type in Never Underestimate a Girl by

Vanessa Hudgens, before reading the rest of this.)

I saw Jasper shudder once the music filled the room. He knew this song well when he didn't listen to

me. "Ready for some revenge, boys?" Bella asked, innocently. The four of them cringed in sync.

It takes a girl to understandJust how to win

She knows...She can

I think it's clearWho wears the pants

What boy...could stand...a chance

Us girls worked our magic, touching them up with the best make up Rose and I could find. Since they

were all really pale, we decided that blush would help them bring out their color. We all had this set up,

so we wouldn't talk. We didn't talk to make them listen to the music carefully.

She makes it look easy

In control completely

She'll get the best of you...every single...timeThought by now you'd realize you should

During the lyrics, I painted Jasper's nails a bright pink. He struggled, and calmed down the wholeroom. I think he was slipping because the four of us were still having a blast getting back at them.

Never underestimate a girl

Gets anything she wants

She's never gonna stop(You know it...we know it)

Never underestimate a girlShe's always got a plan

The world is in her hand

"Oh please, make it stop!" Emmett yelled, struggling in his chair. The words of the song echoed around

the room, and the four of us became more energized. Bella even looked like she was one of us now,

purely innocent yet evil at the same time. The boys did have to learn their lesson.

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Puts it together

Boys have it goodBut girls have it better...(watch out)

Your secretary might

End up your boss

Whether you...really like it...or not

"Do something!" Jasper added. The guys weren't manly enough to break out.

"Oh please just stay still," I stated, grasping him by the shoulders and holding him in place. He wasstrong, but right now I was stronger.

She makes it look easy

In control control completelyShe'll get the best of you... every single...time

That's right...no no no you should

I am so happy for Bella, she was actually going on what we told her to do. Edward was loosing his self

control. He didn't like to be messed around, but when it came to Bella he just melted under her. We all

decided on what Bella would do. She didn't have to girl-i-fy him, all she had to do was bring him

against too his limit. And it was working.


Gets anything she wantsShe's never gonna stop

(You know it...we know it)

Never underestimate a girlShe's always got a plan

The world is in her hands

Esme didn't give into revenge that much. I don't think she tortured Carlisle that much, other than

painting his nails and giving him a nice shade of lip stick.

She might be the presidentMake all the rules

Don't try to win the game

You're only gonna loseNow girls you know we got it

Got it goin on

We've been tryin to tell them all along

Listen up guysTake a little sound advice

Rose gladly did her best to Emmett. He was covered in makeup from head to toe, and he didn't even

resemble a guy anymore other than that he was really bulky. Rose wasn't a girly girl, but she hadfashion sense.

The boys were suppose to learn something when they got out of the mess that they were in. And if they

didn't learn right, it will happen all over again.


Gets anything she wants

"What do you want?" Emmett screamed. It sounded like he was screaming for mercy by the sound of it.


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The song was almost finished, so it was time for the finale. The four of us didn't say a word, but we all

knew what to do. We got the brightest shade of pink lip gloss and put it on our lips.

She's never gonna stop(You know it...we know it)


We walked over to the guys and smiled right in front of them. Jasper looked terrified. This was the

finale.

She's always got a planThe world is in her hands

Just as the last sentence finished, we all placed a kiss on our love that we tortured. I placed one onJasper. He was frightened at first, but relaxed instantly. Perfect, exactly what we needed.

We all backed up, smirking. We had just put the finishing touches on without them realizing. "So was

mine really revenge?" Edward asked, breathless. I think he was holding his breath the whole time Bella

had been 'torturing' him.

"So you boy's were suppose to learn a lesson tonight. Do you know what it was?" I asked, looking at

each of the men here. Carlisle. Emmett. Edward. Jasper.

"Never underestimate the Cullen girls?"

Chapter 9:Would You Rather

Rosalie

"Can I choose what we do today?" I asked, looking at my siblings, including Bella. She was considered

one of our siblings because she was going to become one of us, and she deserved the title. "I didn't getto choose yet, it's always Alice and Emmett that gets too."

"Okay Rose, what do you wanna do today?" Emmett asked.

"Would you rather," I replied. I have been wanting to play this game, but we have never tried it. So whynot try it now? And it will be better because we have Bella here.

"Huh?" Bella asked.

"Oooh, I know this game!" Alice added. "You ask people two different things and then they have topick one of them. But they aren't suppose to be easy, they are suppose to be hard to pick and

embarrasing!" Yep, that is how you play the game.

"I wanna play then!" Emmett added. "Bella, Edward, Jasper, you guys in?"

"Sure," Jasper answered.

Bella bit her bottom lip and Edward stared at each of us, trying to read out minds. "Sure," Bella added,

uneasy. Edward sighed, he probably couldn't read anything because we all learned how to at leastcontrol our thoughts a little.

"Fine," Edward added.

"Mkay, who wants to go first?" I asked.

"Can I go first, since they don't know exactly how to play the game," Alice asked.

"Sure."

"Mkay Bella, would you rather have a make over day with Rose and I, or be stuck with the guys for a


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day?" Alice asked, looking at Bella. She looked nervous, like Alice was going to ask her something

totally crazy or personal, but she calmed down after she heard the first question.

"Be stuck with the guys for a day," Bella answered smoothly. Ugh! I thought she was our friend!

"Bella!" Alice said with disgust. "How could you just turn on us and go with...with...Them?"

"I think that it is cool that she wants to hang with us! That means that we are cooler than you girls are!"

Emmett replied, smiling."Bella," I added, whining just a little. Alice was probably upset about what she chose, but I wasn'treally. I knew what we put her through, and if I were Bella, I would probably choose the guy side too.

"Emmett, would you rather jump off a cliff or jump off a bridge?" Bella asked. Now that was pretty

random.

"Jump off a bridge, cause then the on lookers would be like 'Woah, that dude is amazing!'" Emmettreplied. "And plus, then I would be able to land in water."

"Most of the time," Jasper stated. That is true, some bridges are over other highways or streets.

"Lemme guess, it's my turn right?" Emmett asked, smirking as big as he could. I saw Edward shudder a

little, and Alice laughed her head off quietly. We all knew he was going to target. "Edward..."

"Yeah?"

"Would you rather change Bella right now, or let her spend the summer with Jake?" Ooooh, burn!Edward is so not letting Emmett off the hook after this. Jasper, Alice, and I watched Edward, Emmett,

and Bella. Bella had a blank look on her face, probably thinking. Edward didn't answer yet, and

Emmett was about to laugh.

"Let her spend the summer with Jacob," Edward replied. He said the words. I knew he would say it, butdid he really want Bella to be happy that badly? Was he really this willing to let her stay human? Of

course, I understand her desicion now, but still. Before anyone could say something on his answer, he

turned to Jasper. "Would you rather be stuck with the torture that happened the other night when we

crashed the girls' sleepover, or not being able to touch Alice for a week?"

"Torture," Jasper answered, a split second later. Of course the guys would all answer that, we could just

annoy them by not going near them.

"Rose, would you rather drive Edward's Volvo, or dress up Emmett in a barbie doll costume?" That was

a very easy question. I don't know why Jasper would even bother asking me those two things.

"Drive Edward's Volvo. Are you kidding me? He doesn't let anyone touch his car!" I exclaimed. It'strued, he will yell at any of us if we decide to get into the driver's seat. He will let us ride in it, but if we

break anything, we are so dead. Hmm, no pun was intended there.

"Okay, no offense, but this is getting boring," Alice stated, her head leaning against her palm. "Where is

all of the embarrassing stuff and hard choices? I thought that was what this game was all about. Thisisn't exciting, it's like choosing what you want to do. BOR-ING." Okay, I totally agree with Alice. This

game is suppose to be better. "Rose, it's your turn. Make this game better, go for things that are good."

"Don't worry I will," I replied. Don't worry, I won't dissapoint, this was my game. I was the great one

here. "Bella," I sang, making myself sound innocent.

"Oh Rose, please no," she begged. Not a chance.

"Would you rather have 'The birds and the bees' talk with Emmett, or Jasper?" I asked, holding in mylaugh before I finished my sentence. We all heard about when Charlie gave it to her, so I thought why


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not Emmett or Jasper? It would be more amusing.

Bella's face turned as red as a tomato. We may not eat them, but we still knew what human food was

called, we did eat it once. Alice bursted out into laughter across from me, and our laughter filled the

room. Jasper and Emmett's eyes just widened in horror at what I just said. Of course they didn't want togive Bella the talk.

If vampires could blush, Edward would be doing that now. He was awkwardly sat next to Bella,

listening in on his brother's thoughts about giving his love 'The Talk'. It was down right hilarious.

"Well...Um...Uhh," She started, trying to hide her embarrassment. It wasn't really working though.

"Well...Jasper could make me feel calm while he quickly said everything so I couldn't hear...ButEmmett would laugh throughout the whole thing and make it hilarious, so I guess Emmett, I would

rather laugh." I feel terrible for Bella.

"Bella, it's your turn. Ask something embarrassing please?" Alice questioned. "This is a game, and we

are all going to be your siblings sooner or later."

"Alice, when you and Jasper are, well...Alone...Would you rather have him give out the emotionboredom, or anger?" Bella asked. Okay, not exactly what I would have said, but it was better than I

expected."Boredom," Alice replied. "It wouldn't be good if I was mad at him, so I guess the only other choice is

boredom, even though that isn't great." How did I know she was going to choose that? Oh no, it'sAlice's turn. I felt terrible for anyone who she chose. "Edward," she sang.

Edward groaned and gazed at her. She was giggling, so I knew this was something embarrassing. Oh

this was going to be good. "Would you rather have you and Bella be like Jasper and I, or Rose and

Emmett?" She asked innocently. This was going to be hard for Edward to choose. Alice had just askedhim which couple he wanted him and Bella to be more like. And the way Alice innocently asked him

was exactly the opposite of innocent.

Well, I actually didn't know who was worse. Emmett and I, or Jasper and Alice. I guess we were both

equally 'innocent' but that is why Alice chose us. She knew that Edward couldn't choose either. It wasequal either way.

"I have a question?" Edward asked, unfazed by Alice's question. Bella just sat there, glancing at the

four of us. She knew what Alice's question had meant, but she was trying to figure out something.

"Yeah?" Alice asked.

"Can I choose both?"

Chapter 10:Truth or Dare

Emmett

"Oooh, I wanna pick a game today! And we haven't played with Bella here, so let's play truth or dare!"I suggested, hoping up and down in excitement. Truth or dare was one of my favorite games, but we

barely played it because we can never come up with new things. But Alice and I came up with about

fifty new dares today. "I know we already played it, but we have better dares this time!"

"I agree, we should so play that game," Alice added, smirking. She knew I was going to choose thisgame. She helped me too. I was going to choose to go swimming, but we would probably go when it is

a hotter day. "C'mon, please! So what if we already played it?"

"Do I want too?" Bella asked, scared. Hmm, the poor human is scared. "I mean, it's you guys I would

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"Oh don't worry Bella, we won't dare you to do anything that would hurt yourself," Rose stated. "Oh

yeah, I'm in. I love this game."

"Jasper?" I asked. He and Edward were usually the last ones to answer when we asked them if they

wanted to play or not.

"Sure. I would actually like to see the dares people give," he replied, smirking. Oh great, this probablymeans that he has a really good dare and he wants to use it on one of us.

"Edward, you're in. All of us already answered and it's one against five. You're in. Oh yeah, none of you

can use your powers. Okay, maybe Jasper can, but Edward, try to refrain from reading our minds!"

Rose stated, giving Edward a look. "Alice, try not to look into the future, because if you do we willchange our decision at the last second."

"Fine," Edward stated.

"Mkay, fine by me," Alice replied. She just smiled and sat down on the floor cross-legged. We were all

in the living room, now sitting in a circle.

"Ooh, ooh, ooh!" I threw my hand up in the air, like a child waiting to be picked on by the teacher.

"Can I go first? Please, please?"

"Fine," Alice replied.

"Bella, truth or dare?" I asked. No doubt she would choose truth, but it was worth a shot anyways.

"Dare," she replied. The six of us had shocked expressions on our faces. We honestly thought that Bella

wouldn't go near the dares, and Edward just looked cautious. "What? I wanna actually show myself that

I can be a Cullen girl." She smiled at Rose and Alice.

"Oh yeah. You are definitely one of us," Rose replied.

Hmm, what should I dare Bella to do? It has to be something good. Oh, I know! "I dare you to be a

human table," I stated, smirking.

"What the heck is that?" Bella asked, confused. She didn't look scared because it didn't sound that bad,and it wasn't. It was just funny when the person attempted to get up.

"Mkay, so this is how you do the dare. You have to lean on your feet and hands, and flatten our yourback. It's like doing a bridge, but you aren't putting your head to the floor. Then we each have to place a

glass of water on you."

"Okay, that sounds easy enough." Bella went to the middle of the circle, and placed her hands and feet

on the carpet. She turned herself so she looked up, and her stomach was facing the air. "I'm ready forthe glasses of water."

Alice handed each of us a cup about halfway full of water. They were paper, just in case they spilled,

which they would. Alice placed the paper cup on her forehead, giggling. Rose placed it on her stomach.

Jasper placed it a little bit above her knees. I placed mine on her neck. We all turned to Edward, waitingfor him to place the cup down on Bella. He placed his on the bottom of Bella's ribcage.

"Mkay, so what do I do now?" Bella asked, trying to keep her balance.

"Get up," I said simply. Alice was giggling, and Jasper and Rose were just watching if she could get up.

"What?" She asked. "How am I going to do that without spilling the water?"

"You just try, but you might get wet," Rose added. "But you can't touch any of the cups with your

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"Ugh, even better." Bella lifted up one hand, and one foot. She was losing balance, so she just put them

back on the floor. "This sucks, you know what. Oh well." She just stood up, and all the cups tipped

over, spilling all over her. The four of us just cracked up. Bella was now wet for the rest of the evening.

"Sorry," Edward stated, handing her a towel. "Don't worry, it is your turn now."

"Oh well, it's a game right?" She replied. We were all giggling now, but sat in the circle we were inbefore. "Alice truth or dare?"

"Dare, of course," Alice replied. No one would choose truth. I think it has only been chosen three

times, after the hundreds of times that we had played. But this was the first time Bella had joined us,

and she didn't even choose truth.

"I dare you to call Mike Newton and tell him you have a crush on him," Bella replied. Rose instantlyhad a small, silver cell phone in her hand and handed it to her.

"No prob, but we don't have his number," Alice replied, opening the phone.

"Yeah we do, he called the other day remember? On that phone?" Bella replied. What? Newton called

them? For what? Why? When? How?

"Oh yes, I do remember. I'll put it on speaker." Alice pressed the button that meant speaker, and it rang.It rang three times before the kid picked up.

"Hello?" Newton asked through the phone.

"Hey Mike, it's Alice Cullen."

There was a pause for a moment and then a breath. "Oh hi, what's up?"

"Can I tell you something?"

"Sure."

This was the hard part. Not being able to laugh. Alice was composed really well, and she wasn't going

to laugh anytime soon. Bella was giggling, and I just held my breath. None of my other siblings were

laughing yet, so I guess they wouldn't laugh anytime soon.

"I think that you are a really great person and such. You are really nice, and I think I might like you,"

Alice stated, all flirty and preppy and stuff. Okay, this was the hard part. Bella's giggles were growing,

so we had to do something about that. Since she was right next to me, I pulled her over and clampedmy cold hand over her mouth. She glared at me, but she was still shaking with giggles.

"Umm..." Newton replied. "I gotta go, bye." We heard his phone shut. The second Alice shut the phone,

I let go of Bella and we all started laughing. Even Alice got a kick out of Newton's expression.

"Haha! I can't believe he can't even handle that! That's sad," Alice stated.

"I agree! Newton is a loser," I added, laughing.

Alice immediately stopped laughing and turned to face Edward. "Truth or dare." We all stoppedlaughing and turned to look at Edward. He better not chicken out and choose truth. Now that would be

sad.

"Dare. I am not chickening out Emmett," he stated, still looking at Alice. Darn, I forgot he could read

minds for a second. Alice had the biggest smirk her pixie like status could give her, but it dimmed.

"Since this is Bella's first time hanging with us during truth or dare, I'll go easy on you. I dare you toput your boxers on the outside of your clothes, and leave them there for the rest of the night." Alice,

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He quickly ran upstairs, and was back in a second. His green plaid, boxers were now on the outside of

his pants and he looked really really funny. We all started laughing for the third time in one night. Bella

just blushed a little, probably embarrassed for him, and probably some thoughts she was having.

I bet Edward was really ticked he couldn't read her mind now.

When our giggles tuned down a few notches, he was ready to ask someone. "Emmett, truth or dare?"

"Dare!" Most of us dreaded doing the dare, but I usually made fun out of whatever I was dared to do. Iwas probably the only one that wasn't embarrassed either. And it was Edward giving a dare, I don't

think he would make it that bad with Bella here. Okay, maybe he would...

"I dare you to switch clothes with Rosalie and wear it for the rest of the night," Edward stated,

smirking. Alice hadn't moved since I said dare, but now she was cracking up. She probably saw meactually doing the dare.

"All clothes?" I asked.

"No, just the outside ones," Edward replied. Bella and Jasper had joined in Alice's laughter, and the

room was filled. Edward just smirked and pointed to the other room where we were to switch clothes.

Rosalie and I switched. It was very uncomfortable in a blouse and skirt. Ugh, it didn't even fit me. Atleast Rose had it easy. All she had to wear was a t-shirt and jeans. I had to wear girl clothes. "It doesn't

even fit me!" I exclaimed, causing everyone to burst into another round of laughter. Rose was even

laughing at my apparel.

Her skirt didn't even fit me. Ugh, maybe Edward was good at dares. "Jasper, truth or dare?" Oh well, Ican take out my annoyance at Jasper. We all knew he was going to choose dare anyways.

"Dare."

Hmm, maybe I'm not that annoyed at Edward. "I dare you to not change the emotions in this room for

the rest of the game. So whatever emotion we throw at you, you can't ignore it," I stated, winking at

Rose. Edward, throw your emotions out at him and keep changing them!

Edward gave me a quick nod and told Bella to do what I had said. Bella told Alice, and Alice smiled.This is how she played, and she knew it was a good dare.

I threw an emotion out at Jasper. His eyes widened when he realized what we were doing, because he

probably was feeling five different emotions, and his own right now. And he couldn't do anything about

it. Haha! I felt terribly bored right now. It looked like Rose was throwing out anger, because he glaredat me.

Edward had a smile on, and was looking at Bella. Bella was blushing. Alice was just whispering stuff

in her ear. I could hear her if I wanted too, but I didn't really want to know. Alice was probably

gossiping about something that would make Bella blush.

I changed my emotion to sadness. I started sniffling. Next was happiness. I smiled swayed back and

fourth to imaginary music. "Isn't life so great! It's amazing, and everything I could ask for!" I said out

loud. Jasper was shaking and literally gripping the carpet. No doubt all these emotions were driving

him crazy.

"Ahhhhh! Stop! Emmett keeps throwing a bunch of emotions at me! Boredom, sadness and happiness!

Rose keeps going back and fourth from joy and anger! Alice just keeps going staying in really really

happy mode, like there is sale going on. Bella is embarrassed and jealous and I think somewhere in

there she threw in love. Ugh! Don't even get me started on what Edward's emotion is!"

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think some things when I can hear them!

Bella was biting her bottom lip, and looking back and fourth between Alice and Rosalie. "I would love

to go swimming, but I don't have a bathing suit with me. And don't we need lights when we go

swimming?"

Alice was laughing in her head at Bella's statement. "Oh don't worry Bella, I bought a bikini for youwhen we went shopping today, no worries. And we have lights that we can bring out there, and glow in

the dark sticks. In seven colors, I think."No wait, six colors. "Six colors actually."

"So who's in?" Rose asked, looking around. Alice, Bella and Emmett, raised their hands up high. It was

only Jasper and I that were still undecided.

Hmm, swimming would be fun. I guess I am in. Jasper's hand raised over his head, and now I was theonly one that had to choose. Willingly, I raised my hand, completing the vote.

"Are you six going swimming in the lake?" Esme asked, walking into the room. She was getting used

to going at human speed while Bella was here. "Can Carlisle and I join you kids?"

"Of course Esme. Can you bring down the lights and glow sticks?" Alice asked sweetly. "I'm already

changed. The guys can just jump in with their shorts. Rose, Bella? Bella, you can change in my room."

"Okay. Umm, where is my bathing suit anyways?" Bella asked, looking around the room.

"Right here." Alice handed Bella a dark blue plastic bag. It had no writing on it, and it was pretty small.

Bella looked at it nervously, and walked up the stairs.

Carlisle came down the stairs, after Bella had walked into Jasper and Alice's room. Esme followed him,

holding things in her hand. "Okay, so I got a few lights and there are a lot of glow sticks," Esme stated.

"Cool," Emmett replied. This is going to be awesome.

I agree, maybe this was going to be awesome.

Bella was standing next to Alice and Rosalie, placing the glow sticks around the part of the river that

we were swimming in. The house was a few feet away, so the lights left a glow where we werestanding. Carlisle hung some lights on the trees so we could see where we were going when we walked.The glow sticks were being placed around the edge of the river. Emmett even threw one into the river.

"Look, the water is all purple now! And the current isn't bringing it anywhere. It's so cool! I never knew

how cool purple water looked like!" Emmett stated, looking at the glow the stick created from under

the water. Emmett was too easily fascinated. But I kinda agree with him, it was pretty cool.

"Okay, all of the glow sticks are placed, can we just go swimming now?" Jasper asked. His eyesfollowed the girls whenever they placed another glow stick on the ground, waiting patiently for them to

finish. Swimming would be great right now.

"Yes, I agree with Jasper," I added. "You girls don't have to place them everywhere. Just throw them

and lets go into the water. We know you girls want to.""Let's just go guys. The glow sticks are placed enough," Bella added.

Yeah she is right. Okay, let's go swimming. "Yeah, let's go swimming," Rosalie said. Emmett and Jaspertook off their shirts and stood near the edge of the water. Rosalie and Alice joined them.

Bella took off the shirt that she was wearing over her bathing suit. The air warmed around me and an

electric current overpowered me. I forgot to breathe for a second. Bella was beautiful. She blushed a

little, bringing a nice color to her cheeks. "You look amazing, love," I informed her, causing her toblush even more.


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I knew Edward would love it! Leave it up to Alice to choose out everything that for Bella. She already

knew that I would love anything she wore.

I took my shirt off, and hung it on a branch. I didn't want to get it wet. Bella stared at me, blushing even

more. I chuckled at her expression.

"Let's go swimming!" Emmett exclaimed, taking a jump into the river. The splash soaked us and hecame up, smiling. "Okay, this is amazing! C'mon guys, it isn't cold, Bella!"

Carlisle and Esme gracefully lept into the water and made a splash. The water feels so nice. The

thought was Esme's. All the thoughts were about water, so it wasn't that bad right now. I tried my

hardest not to read any of their thoughts.One by one, we eached entered the water. Bella and I jumped in, followed by Alice, Jasper, and

Rosalie. Bella surfaced and smiled. "The water is lovely. It isn't too cold or too warm, just perfect."

"This is amazing," I replied, matching her smile.

Emmett started to splash all of us, soaking us even more. Jasper was splashing back now, so there was

water flying ever which way. All of us were laughing, and Bella even joined the fight. Now all of uswere in. You guys are so going down! I turned to Emmett and splashed him for making that thought. He

was never going to win!Rosalie splashed me, getting my face. I wiped it off and splashed her back. Emmett got in front of us

and just jumped in the water, causing it to go everywhere. "Wait! If this water fight continues, myduckies won't survive!" He stated.

What the heck is he talking about? Jasper asked in his mind, looking at him weirdly. "Umm, Emmett,

what do you mean duckies?" Bella asked, from the right of me. I put my cool arm around her waist,

pulling her towards me.

"These." He pulled out two rubber duckies from behind him and we all groaned. We all knew what thismeant.

"Emmett!" Rosalie exclaimed. Why the heck did my husband bring his rubber duckies along? "Why did

you bring those along! This is swimming not your bath tub!" She groaned.

Bella started to giggle beside me. Alice and Jasper joined in. I laughed, and shook my head inamazement. "Emmett," Bella stated through her laughter. "Why would you bring rubber duckies to a

river? And why on earth would you own rubber duckies?" That is exactly what I would ask.

The yellow ducks looked hilarious next to the big and bulky brother of mine. They looked like they

were overpowered, yet in his mind, the duckies had overpowered him.But duckies are fun! "WellBella, rubber duckies are fun to play with so that is why I brought them out here. And does it matter if I

own them or not?"

Bella's whole body was shaking from laughter now. She almost fell over, but I supported her while she

leaned on me and laughed. "But Emmett," Bella replied, taking a breath of air. "Rubber ducks are forfive year old."

"I think he is a five year old!" Alice added, laughing with her. Well, he surely acts like one.

"There is an inner child with in me," Emmett stated, playing with the ducks. He had exactly five of

them. Two of them were the normal ones. One had a pirate hat. Another had a basketball. The last one

had a party hat on. I didn't know they made them with accessories now.

"No don't go!" The one with the party had said. Well, Emmett said it but he was talking for them.He

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"But I have to to save the human race!" The one with the pirate hat 'said'.

"I agree with you Jasper," I stated.

"Why does he have to save the human race?" Bella asked, still laughing in her mind. We were all

gathered in a circle around Emmett's little play pen for his ducks.

"Cause I'm saving the vampire race."

"Why do you guys need saving?"

"Cause the bad rubber duckies are attacking."

"But couldn't you just kill the rubber duckies?"

"They are vampire rubber duckies."

"But rubber duckies aren't alive."

"Some one created mutant rubber duckies."

"Then they wouldn't be rubber."

"Yeah they would."

"No they wouldn't."

"Yes."

"No, they wouldn't be alive!"

"Yeah, they would be live, mutant, rubber ducks."

"So then why am I being saved by a rubber duck?"

"Hmm, why are you being saved by Edward?"

Did Emmett just insult me?

Chapter 12:Word GameJasper

"Do you guys remember the Word Game? How about we play that," Alice suggested, turning to gaze ateach of us. "It is so much fun, and it can be crazy and random! I am pretty sure this game will get

laughs out of us."

"Oooh, I remember how to play this game! I wanna play!" Emmett stated. Of course he wanted to play,

he'll play anything.

"So how do you play this game again? You explained it too me a while ago, but we never did end up

playing this game, and I really don't remember," Bella stated, looking at me. She felt confused. Of

course she did, she didn't know how to play the game we were about to play.

I looked around, making sure all of my siblings were listening in. They knew how to play, butsometimes they needed a refresher even with our perfect memor

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