7 ways to never be happy!!!

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Page 1: 7 Ways To NEVER BE HAPPY!!!

To Never

Be Happy

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7 Way

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Everyone is always telling you how to be happy, how to achieve your dreams, and how to change your life for the better. It can be easy for your eyes to glazeover as you read lists of the same basic advice, over and over.

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Today, you’re going to have to pay close attention because we’re flipping the tables. You’re going to learn how not to be happy or ever achieve any of your dreams. (You may find that you’re making more of these mistakes than you realized.)

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“I used to play violin when I was in highschool. I stopped

because I got busy, but I always wished I had picked it up again.”

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Wishing is all that matters when you’re trying to live an unhappy and unfulfilled life, anyways.As a student of unhappiness, make sure that you are never actually participating in any of your passions. Keep everything to theory. Train yourself to wish rather than act when the urgeto actually do anything about it comes around.

#1: Ignore your passions.

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Being unhappy is hard work. It takes a lot of effort to close your mind to anything new. Learning things is progressive and satisfying. You can’t have that sort of nonsense hanging around when you want to stew in your own miserable life. Quit looking up those tutorials, quit consuming new information, and quit practicing anything. It’s y better if you just shut out most of the outside world.

#2: Stop trying to learn anything new.

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It’s time that you quit trying to be yourself and blend in with the rest of society by never experimenting with how to live your own life. Your lifestyle should mimic theneighbor and never try to be different. If you find that you’re living life differently than the unhappy people around you, you’re doing something wrong.

#3: Quit trying to be yourself.

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Everything to be invented is already invented. And even if it hasn’t, you certainly aren’t good enough to invent any of it. There’s no way that you can make any of your ideas areality. At least, that’s how it’s going to be if you want to keep being unhappy.

#4: Believe that your ideas suck.

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Unhappy people with unfulfilled dreams need their problems. The way to combat this issue is by surrounding yourself with naysayers who know that it’s not possible to strivefor something great if you want to stay unhappy. Make sure that you have a core group of people who don’t believe in you, your skills or your potential.

#5: Surround yourself with people who don’t care. 

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You are the center of the universe, and everything revolves around your unhappiness. It’s not possible that you as an individual could ever start that blog to change the world. It’s not possible to live out yourlife the way that you always dreamed. It’s not possible to ever stand up for what you believe in. When you want to stay unhappy and keep your dreams swept under the rug, that’s just the way it has to be.

#6: Never think bigger than yourself.

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Make sure that you have a list of reasons that you can’t succeed in anything you ever try. Use your list to remind you of all the things that are going to make you fail. That should stopyou right in your tracks. It’s the ultimate tool for staying unhappy, and living your entire lifewithout achieving a single one of your dreams.

#7: Make a list of reasons you can’t succeed.

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It’s important to analyze which of these you’re already practicing, and which ones you need to work on if you truly want to live the rest of your life out as an unhappy person, dreamless and miserable forever. What

other unhappy habits are you practicing???

Thank You Very MuchSompong Yusoontorn