a humorous look at marketing
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• This presentation requires a sense of humor. If you are easily offended this is not for you. It leverages work of others and some addition from myself.
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You see a gorgeous girl at a party.You go up to her and say, “I am very
rich. Marry me!”
That’s Direct Marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. One of your friends goes up to her,
points at you and says, “He’s very rich. Marry him.”
That’s Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone
number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.”
That’s Telemarketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her; pick
up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m very rich. Will you marry me?”
That’s Public Relations
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. She walks up to you and says, “You are
very rich.”
That’s Brand Recognition
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m very
rich. Marry me.” She gives you a nice hard slap to the face.
That’s Customer Feedback
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Let’s dance”. You show her
the moves. You take her on unassuming dates on bicycle, talk a lot, dance some more. Slowly, she
realizes you’re rich. By the time you say “Will you marry me?”, she’s been waiting for it.
That’s Content Marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “can you imagine the
possibilities of a merger and acquisition.”
That’s Anticipation marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You tell her best friend you’re rich
and available.
That’s word-of-mouth marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Think of the possibilities”
That’s Thought leadership marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, “If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd
put U and I together.”
That’s pick-up marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, Hi, I'm
“_______”, I thought we should at least have a conversation before
we get married”
That’s social marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Are you
a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.”
That’s in-your face marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “
Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?”
That’s stealth marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
“Did the sun come up or did you just smile at me?”
That’s shadow marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
“Excuse me Miss, would you like to drive across country and kill people
with me?”
That’s permission marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way
to fall... is in love with me.”
That’s cloud marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her mother and say, “I would be honored to have you
as my mother-in-law.”
That’s multi-level marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “Excuse me, if I go straight this way, will I
be able to reach your heart?”
That’s guerilla marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,
“I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.”
That’s green marketing
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her boyfriend and
say,“someone’s looking for you
outside.”
That’s disruptive marketing
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