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2015 WHOLESALE CATALOG 015-A
WELCOMEFor 35 years we've challenged the status quo with our original and amazing products. No matter what "The Man" has thrown at us, we continue to commit the thought crime of trying to make people happy.
While those in charge attempt to make our world smaller and dark-er, we dare to make it brighter and more hilarious. This year, we reaffirm our sacred commitment to supply intelligent fun to the masses trapped in shackles of boredom, homogeneity and fuddy-duddiness.
We, an underground collective of funny introverted grumps, raise high the banner of quality, inexpensive products that make life worth living!
Dare to let yourself be happy. Dare to let your spirits soar and your heart beat with hope as you feast upon our creations presented on the pages of the catalog you hold in your hands.
SUPER AWESOME POSTCARDS BOOKThis book contains 30 of the most Awesome Postcards ever produced. In fact, we dare to call them SUPER AWESOME! Picturing everything from boxing kangaroos to daredevils to spontaneous combustion, they are guaranteed to get attention (or confusion if your friends are lame) when you send them. Each 4" x 6" (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm) postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book. Twelve shrink wrapped books in each illustrated display box.
12455. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)
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LOVE NOTE POSTCARDS BOOKFinding new and exciting ways to express your affection is the key to long relationships. This book contains 30 postcards to mail or just leave on a pillow for the one you love. Each features retro art and the kind of horrible puns that mean you really love someone. For example, a vacuum cleaner saying, You fill the vacuum in my heart. Each 4" x 6" (10.2 cm x 15.2 cm) postcard is made of heavy stock and tears easily from the book. Twelve shrink wrapped books in each illustrated display box.
12531. $4.00/pc (12 pc minimum)
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D E S K . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 0 2
C O S T U M E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 0
F U N . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 1 6
H YG I E N E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 2 9
H O M E . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 3 5
K I T C H E N . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 1
C A N D Y . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 4 8
C AT S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 3
B A C O N . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 4
Z O M B I E S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 7
W R I T E R S . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5 8
B I G F O O T . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 6 0
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DRESS-UP BIGFOOTYou probably havent thought about it before, but Bigfoot walks around naked. Yeah, his fur makes it look like hes all covered up, but hes a forest-living, hippy nudist. Our laminated cardboard Dress-Up Bigfoot comes with 28 reusable vinyl cling pieces of clothing and accessories that you can use to dress Bigfoot. At 16" (40.6 cm) tall, hell make a hand-some desk accessory or holiday decoration. You can dress Bigfoot to your whim, but were partial to him in his tighty-whities. Dress and redress Bigfoot year-round, all the clings are reusable. Illustrated cardboard envelope.
12485. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)
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HALLOWEEN MINI DECORATIONSWho has room to store decorations for every holiday? These eleven Halloween dec-orations tuck neatly away in the 5" x 5" x " (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Perfect for decorating your cubicle or a breakfast nook, these thick paper decorations glow in the dark to terrify tiny trick-or-treaters or scare small spooky spirits. Some decorations are jointed including a spiffy skeleton. Boo! Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.
12532. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)
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SUPER AWESOME BIRTHDAY MINI DECORATIONSSomeone Super Awesome is having a birthday, but space is at a premium. What do you do? These eight thick paper decorations are the perfect decorations whether youre celebrating a birthday in an office cubicle, a tiny apartment or a space capsule. Not only that, but these feature such Super Awesome things as Lincoln popping out of a cake and a horse-man riding an ostrich. Some are jointed. Comes in a 5" x 5" x " (12.7 cm x 14 cm x 1.3 cm) illustrated tin. Twelve shrink wrapped tins in each illustrated display box.
12529. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)
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BIGFOOT POCKET JOURNALSThis is a set of three notebooks and each has a different cover decorated with Bigfoot. You can write anything you want inside, but to the world, youll look like a scientist trying to find Sasquatch. Each journal is 5" x 3" (14 cm x 8.9 cm), has 48 pages of ruled paper and a pocket in the back. These are used by the actual Bigfoot to write his slam poetry! Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.
12517. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)
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GRUMP NOTEBOOKSNot everyone has a sunny disposition, so we thought wed make a set of notebooks for the grumps of the world. This is a set of three 48 page, 5" x 3" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) notebooks labelled Daily Disappoint-ments, Things That Annoy Me and Fresh Rants. Each has ruled paper and a pocket in the back to hold extra complaints. These are perfect for keeping notes of bad reviews, remembering what youre mad about and making lists of things youre dreading. Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.
12522. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)
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SUPER AWESOME COLORING BOOKThis is just like the coloring books you remember from when you were a kid... except super awe-some! This twenty-four page, 8" x 10 " (20.3 cm x 26 cm) book has both coloring and activity pages. Featured pictures include Bigfoot, hypno-tism, Abraham Lincoln and many more. ISBN.
12512. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)
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EXISTENTIAL COLORING BOOKThis looks like a coloring book for kids, but its probably not a good idea to give it to one. This twenty-four page, 8" x 10 " (20.3 cm x 26 cm) book is a great gift for philosophy majors or any-one else overwhelmed with a feeling of hopeless-ness. Features quotes from existential thinkers, mysterious pictures to color and mildly depressing activities. ISBN.
12516. $3.75/pc (12 pc minimum)
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INTROVERT NOTEBOOKSWe know, you just want to be left alone! But, while youre alone, you can write in this set of three notebooks labelled Dont Look at Me, Private Thoughts and People to Avoid. Each 48-page, 5" x 3" (14 cm x 8.9 cm) ruled paper notebook has tips for introverts on the inside front cover and a pocket in the back. Set of three attached with paper band and bagged. ISBN.
12535. $3.50/set of 3 (12 set minimum)
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CREEPY WRAPPING PAPER BOOKFinally, a wrapping paper that lets you do something thoughtful while still being creepy. From a distance this wrapping paper looks normal, but get up close and itll make your skin crawl. This 13" x 9" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Warning: Contains clowns, ventriloquist dummies, earwigs and other images appropriate for any holiday! Bagged. ISBN.
12413. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)
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SUPER AWESOME CHRISTMAS WRAPPING PAPER BOOKWhy settle for a boring old merry Christmas when you could have a super awesome Christmas? This 13" x 9 " (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of folded paper decorated with super awesome images like Santaur, Santa Pickle and Bigfoot. All that weak, wimpy normal wrapping paper will get pushed all the way under the tree, and we all know the packages wrapped with Super Awesome Wrapping Paper are going to be opened first. Yule love it! Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Bagged. ISBN.
12491. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)
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MEAT PARADE WRAPPING PAPER BOOKOnce a year all the best meats in the world gather together to celebrate our meaty heritage with a Meat Parade, but you can use this Meat Parade Wrapping Paper year-round. This 13" x 9" (34.6 cm x 24.4 cm) book contains twelve 27" x 18" (69 cm x 46 cm) sheets of the meatiest folded gift wrap in the world. Each sheet is perforated for easy removal. Includes pimento loaf, bacon (cooked and uncooked) and an actual meat parade. Bagged. ISBN.
12410. $8.00/pc (6 pc minimum)
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BIGFOOT RESEARCH KITEverybody is out searching for Bigfoot these days and were here to help. Our Bigfoot Research Kit contains items that easily double (maybe triple!) your chances of finding Bigfoot. Comes in a 7" x 5" x 1" (17.8 cm x 12.7 cm x 3.8 cm) decorated cardboard box that contains stickers, a membership card, evidence flags, informational booklet, field journal, a magnifier and scat bags. Six shrink wrapped boxes in each illustrated display box.
12519. $7.50/pc (6 pc minimum)
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SUPER AWESOME TRADING CARDSThese trading cards arent just awesome, theyre SUPER AWESOME! Each 2" x 3" (6.4 cm x 8.9 cm) pack contains ten different cards featuring various things that are SUPER AWESOME! From Abe Lincoln to Zombies, collect all fifty cards in the set! Twenty-four packs in each illustrated display box.
12096. $1.25/pc (24 pc minimum)
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MILLION DOLLAR IDEA NAPKIN SKETCHBOOKThe best ideas are written on cocktail napkins at the end of an evening, so why not write all your ideas on napkins? This Million Do