agile blues band scripts
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnwvHSb1mN0 Jack Pinter with his Agile Blues Band performing scripts provided by delegates at #eva19 conference. You've got too many ways to waste people's money You've got too many ways to make the client unhappy You've got too many ways to work at home You've got to many ways to stay alone You've got too many ways to ask the same question You've got too many ways to forget the previous conversation You've got too many ways to stop the work on site You've got to many ways to avoid doing things right You've got too many for not answering email You've got too many ways to make the project fail You've got too many ways to waste your time You've got too many ways to distract your concentration You've got too many ways to overspend You've got too many ways to lose control my friend You've got too many ways to get plans wrong You've got too many ways to make it run too long You've got too many ways to ignore directions You've got too many ways to not stick to those essentials You've got too many ways to delay making a decision You've got too many ways to avoid working with precision You've got too many ways to make it go wrong You've got too many ways to take the road that's long You've got too many ways to let me down You've got too many ways to get me down You've got too many ways to feel rejections You've got too many ways to express objections You've got too many ways to cause scheduled wheels to slip You've got to many ways to make excuses drip You've got too many ways to not progress You've got too many ways to lose all success You've got too many ways to spend to all money You've got too many ways to lose it - it ain't funny Well I wish we had some leaders of which we all could boast But Her Majesty's Government always moves each goal post What's the matter with the Government Can't they be a responsible partner Tell me what's the matter with Her Majesty's Government Stakeholders get so mad because you don't them much They need to know what they gonna get for all their dosh My friend you've got to listen, you got to learn and lead Else they're gonna stab you in the back and make sure you're really gonna bleed. 9 minutes of 16TRANSCRIPT
