Ever since I was in middle school I’ve run an interactive world on the web. It was a sanctuary...a way to have complete control in at least one aspect of my adol-ecent existance. i’m now a busy student in college and am find-ing it increasingly hard to keep up my promises to the citizens of bita. I once had control control over my own little universe...but nowadays it seems that it is the one controlling me...

miss chizu...

you have some

new starmails.

thanks, bagel...

oh, come on...

TO: chizuFROM: prettypony56383----Y HAEVNT U UPDAETD TEH HAR FASTIVAL YAT?!??? OMGU R LAZY!!!!!11!1 OMG WTF LOL AERNT U SUPOS3D 2 B DA OWN3R OF THES SIET??!?!??? OMG IF U DONT UPDAET IMM JUST GONG 2 LEAEV AND IT BAD RATNGS!1

and they’re all like.

that too.

can you block

this person from

mailing me?

sorry, but you did not

add the “block user”

script back in when you

upgraded from starbits

version 2 to 3.

ARGGGGG!!

oh wait...i could totally

just freeze their account.

That would teach them a

lession. Heh.

i don’t think that’s

a good idea chizu...

oh my go...

oh, it’s just

you ...

fin oekakineko

yo.

fin, why are you wearing

that creepy mask?

you put it on me a

while ago, but you for-

got to code a way to

take it off.

anyway, you can’t

just freeze some-

body for spamming.

that’s only for

larger offences.

it says so in the

terms that you

yourself wrote.

you dropped the ball chizu.

If you can’t balance both de-

sign and Starbits you’ll have

to pick once cause you’re fail-

ing at trying to do both at the

same time.

well what if I chose de-

sign over you guys? what

would you do then?

I doubt anyone would notice

seeing as how you’re hardly

here in the first place.

well fine then.

lets see how you

do without me.

I was just trying

to motivate her.

y’know how she al-

ways likes to prove

people wrong.

wow. She

left.

whatever. She’ll

come back.

one month later...

Well, it’s been a month

and nothing has hap-

pened.

air cuddlefish!