alien cooking!

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Blood biscuits Step 1 f first kill an ood and scoop out there blood and put it in a bowl Step 2 find a jadoon kill it get there toe nails Step 3 Get a clean bowl put the toe nails in the bowl get some cybermen wee and put it in the bowl and mix it. Step 4r put it in the oven take it out and put the blood in the little h

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Page 1: Alien Cooking!

Blood biscuitsStep 1 f first kill an ood and scoop out

there blood and put it in a bowlStep 2

find a jadoon kill it get there toe nailsStep 3

Get a clean bowl put the toe nails in the bowl get some cybermen wee and put it

in the bowl and mix it.Step 4r put it in the oven take it out and

put the blood in the little h

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Gruesome JellyStep one

Get a dead Judoon and their toe nails.{5}Step two:

Add Ood tenteticle {1]And stir them

With Cybermen

12321 grams of Poo grind them all

Together with Darlec snot.

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Wobbly Judoon Cheeks

1. Chop the judoon’s head off.2. Crunch it up.

3. Put it a big bowl and put it in the microwave.4. Take it out of the microwave and pour it on a Cyberman’s head.

5. Mix in the Ood’s tenticles6. Put it in the fridge for 40 mins.

IngredientsYou will need:a cybremans head,A Judoon’s head4 Ood tenticles

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THE POISONOUS BISCUIT BY ANTONIO AND RODERICK

First you will need:. Judoons poo x2.a cybemens bottom x1.A Darleks head x4.weeping angels blank eye x5You will need get a hammer and smash them altogether then add Judoons poo then you have made it. Then put it in the oven for 1 hour then you have your biscuit.

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Revolting Ood cookies.

You will need: 5 Judoon toe

nails.8 Ood

tenticals.1 mashed up

Ood brain.

First you get a bowl and put 3 Judoon toe nails in. Then you mix it with 4 Ood tenticals.Next you bake it in the oven for a hour. Take them out of the oven (carefully) and spoon in the mashed up Ood brain.

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Red Eyed OOD cookies

Ingredients

• 2 red ood eyeballs.• 3 cups of JUDOON

SICK.• 1QUATER OF

CYBERMANS BRAIN.• 7 DROPS OF DARLEK

BLOOD.• 9 WEEPING ANGELS

TOENAILS.

Mush the eyeballs up.

Get the sick and the brain and mush them up and give it a good stir . Mix the blood with the toenails . Put the mixture in blobs on a tray . Then put the tray in the oven for ten minutes . Then once its done put the eyeballs on top then sprinkle the toenails on as tentacles.

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TOXIC JELLY

FIRST YOU MASH UP SOME JADON DRANS THEN GET SOME SIBMEN TETH.

THEN GET SOME ODES VOMET MAC SHOR ALL OF THE LUMPS ARE MASHT

UP.

INGREDIENTS:• 2 LITES OF ODE VOMITT.• JADON INSIDS ALL MASHT UP.

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Gruesome Jelly

10 Judoo`s toe nails1 pieces of Stone from a

weeping angel 1 Ood`s brain

Kill the ood firstThen put the mix in the

fridge..Then poor half an ounce of Judoon blood. Then fry it at 150 degrease. Then it will be

ready toSimmer and you can eat it

Top tipsMake sure the judoon`s

dead

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JUDOON SNOT JELLY

Ingredients:100g Pulverised Ood boogies10 Mouldy Judoon toenails

The crushed wings of 1 Weeping Angel2 litres of Dalek urine

Method:Crush the toenails and put them into

a bowl.Add the wings, crush them then pour the urine over the mixture. Put it in the oven and leave it in for 15 mins. Add the bogies and enjoy your meal!

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TOXIC GOO

THE GRREN THING IS AN ALIANS BRAIN

GET 3. JADOONS FINGER AND PUT IT INSIDE THE JELLY AND

YOU WILL ALSO NEED 4. ROTTEN TEETH PUT THEN IN A BLENDER.

YOU CAN USE A BIT OF YELLOW PEN INK WITH SPIDERS IN IT AND ADD IT TO THE BRAIN AND PUT IT IN THE BLENDER AND THEN IT WILL BE MIXED TOGETHER. THE PUT IT IN A BOWL AND GET A JADOONS SWET AND THEN GET AND THE PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE FOR TWO

HOURS THEN WHEN IT FINISH YOU PUT A BIT OF PENCIL LED AND CRUSH IT.

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TOXIC, POISONOUS BISCUITS

Poison sauce, toxic sugar, sweet flour, slimy dough, congealed blood.

UURRRRR!!!!

10 drops of poison sauce and 40 grams of toxic sugar, 19 sprinkles of sweet flour, 2 kg of dough, 10 litres of blood.

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The gross recipe for the worst jelly

Step 1 get a Judoon’s head and fill it with two

teaspoons of snotStep 2 get the foot of a Cybermen and

bend It halfway overStep 3 put five fingers from a ood Step 4 put it in the oven for thirty

minutesStep 5 throw your jelly in

the then throw it in the air five times That’s your recipe enjoy your meal!!

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TOXIC JELLY

You will need:45gCrushed Chorn , 3ood brain ,1 jar brime ,40ml toxic waste , 5sontaran

noses ,4hath eyes ,cyberman hand , To cook toxic jelly you will need to mix

the crushed judooon horn with the brime to make a dough like ball. melt it in the oven for 30 minutes , pour it into a

bowl and mash the ood brain into the jelly , pour the toxic waste ontop and

decorate with sontaran noses , hath eyes, and then put the syberman hand ontop.