all is not lost (but we need your help.)

All Is Not Lost(But we need your help.)

@jschauma Jan Schaumann99CE 1DC7 770A C5A8 09A6 0DCD 66CE 4FE9 6F6B D3D7

Monday, January 20, 14

@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)

1. Collect Underpants

2. ???

3. Profit

Startup Business101



The World Is Changed.



June 4th, 2013



June 5th, 2013



PRISM



PRISM

MUSCULAR



If you sit around and let them get on top, you

Might as well be saying you think that it's OK,



And that's not right.

If you sit around and let them get on top, you

Might as well be saying you think that it's OK,



For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.



For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

“Fuck these guys.”https://t.co/iaXPzXPScW


http://teespring.com/nsassl

http://teespring.com/nsassl


All is not lost.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what


https://t.co/TLdiS3hmzB



But we need your help.

https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2013/11/encrypt-web-report-whos-doing-what





Privacy

“ our business.is none of yThat ”

is the freedom to say:



Privacy our business.is y



Privacy our business.is



• Demand privacy features.• Demand security features.• Demand transparency.• Vote with your feet.



• Demand privacy features.• Demand security features.• Demand transparency.• Vote with your feet.

We need your help.



http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2007-05-16/





Not everything that is measuredis important.




Not everything that is importantcan be measured.




Not everything that is importantcan be measured.

(Absence of Evidence ≠ Evidence of Absence)



Crud!



Crud!

Crud!



Crud!

Crud!

Crud!



We need your help.



We need your help.

ProductWhen you build a new product/feature, talk to your

friendly neighborhood Security team.

peeps:



We need your help.

ProductWhen you build a new product/feature, talk to your

friendly neighborhood

Security

team.

peeps:



We need your help.

When you build a new product/feature, talk tosome goddamn UX experts.

All y’alls:



We need your help.

https://openitp.org/openitp/ux-sprint-for-security-privacy-tools.html


https://t.co/IVTGBqxBoZ

https://t.co/IVTGBqxBoZ

@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)http://i.imgur.com/vRTRP.jpgMonday, January 20, 14

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@jschauma All is not lost (But we need your help.)http://i.imgur.com/vRTRP.jpg

This

is no

t help

ing at

all.





Other people are people, too.



Other people are people, too.(And they probably mean well.)



Do as DevOps Does:Build a security culture.



Do as DevOps Does:Build a security culture.learning

http://www.slideshare.net/littleidea/there-is-no-talent-shortage-velocity-2013


http://t.co/W9oHIzKznl

http://t.co/W9oHIzKznl


Build a learning culture.




• cross-train your teams




• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”




• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”• teach, and be taught




• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”• teach, and be taught• branch out




• cross-train your teams• say “yes” more than “no”• teach, and be taught• branch out• listen



Knowledge is not a zero-sum game.



Courage is contagious.



We need your help.



Just because you find that life's not fair, it

Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it.

If you always take it on the chin and wear it,

You might as well be saying you think that it's OK,

And that's not right.

And if it's not right, you have to put it right.

But nobody else is gonna put it right for me.

Nobody but me is gonna change my story.

Sometimes you have to be a little bit... naughty.


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