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A Good Read

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Strange Days by Janet HoptonDrug-running, attempted murder and a hostage situation in pithy thriller

A stranger takes a shine to young barmaid Laura and becomes a regular at the pub where she works. But when Laura witnesses a car accident in which the stranger is injured, little does she realise the chain of events that follows will propel her into the most dangerous situation she has ever faced.

As Laura’s life switches from humdrum normality to a life-threatening tangled web involving drug-running and attempted murder, she needs all the help she can get, and finds it from an unexpected quarter.

This fast-paced crime thriller moves from small-town England across the Channel to France as

justice is sought for the death of a young drug addict and to finally catch the drug baron guilty of kidnap and murder.For your chance to win a copy of “Strange Days”, please send an email to Office@alongthethames.co.uk by 9th November.

The Priceby Ron WellingA modern thriller set in the world of industrial espionage

Harry Stone is a self-made man and has come a long way from his humble upbringing in the East End of London. He his cold and ruthless, and the only thing that truly arouses him is the making of money by whatever means he sees fit. He believes it must also be the motivation of those around him along with his employees and his enemies alike. Harry Stone does not have friends.

When a lucrative property deal in St Lucia goes disastrously wrong, Harry finds himself unusually on the back foot, targeted by a vicious Caribbean drug cartel and in fear for his life. Desperate to compensate

for his losses, he throws himself into a fresh acquisition with wild abandon and far more deadly results. For to make money the way Harry makes it, you need good judgement, and Harry’s judgement has been challenged, and he is afraid…

Clever By HalfBy Donald Read Learning and Loving in a Fifties University

For staff and students alike, universities resemble volcanoes, calm on the surface but rumbling beneath.

It is the early 1950s and the newly-independent University of Blackchester is no exception to this reality. History Professor Andrew Grey and English Professor Daniel Mellors are keen to double or treble their student numbers in order to promote

their academic reputations and embark upon a fiercely competitive contest to make theirs the most popular subject at Blackchester.

When Mellors achieves national notice on the BBC, Grey responds with newspaper articles and a nationwide lecture campaign. When student numbers for English look like becoming unmatchable, Grey shows political cunning by contriving to make all first-year English students take a History course.

But campus tensions are not all about academic rivalry. Sex looms large. And not just between students. Cross-subject romances are high-risk, and the actions of Tom Tongue, serial seducer and senior lecturer in English, threaten the reputation of the entire university.

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2. A Good read 8. Interiors - Wallpaper14. Favourite Walks - Burnham Beeches15. National Trust Walks16. On the Hunt - Etiquette18. How to be healthy this season20. How your feet reflect your body

22. Christmas Tidings28. 6 of the best gadgets for cheese lovers 30. Time for Tea!34. Wines - a Good Red36. Fashion40. Hair by Alexander41. Beauty + competition42. Sally’s Smalltalk

43. Horoscopes45. Book Giveaway - Jo Hawes: Children in Theatre 46. Clare Balding: My Animals and Other Family 47. Country Wise 49. Business52. Out and About 58. Useful Numbers

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Welcome to the October/November issue. As in the true tradition of us “Brits” we must talk about the weather and the fact that it is now Autumn, the days are getting shorter (don’t forget the clocks go back at the end of October) and it is getting colder. But that

can only mean one thing and that is the countdown to Christmas has begun!!In this issue we have some gift ideas for treating yourself, some thoughts for cheering up the home, along with gadgets for cheese lovers, just to name a few of the articles. We have several giveaways including the chance to win a party for you and 5 friends at Benefit in Windsor, our usual Book Offer plus a signed copy of the new book from Clare Balding and Jo Hawes. Jo, a casting agent for children, gives many useful tips for those budding actresses and actors and their parents! As usual we have our regular fashion pages with this edition featuring - Red Alert, Floral’s and Shimmer, along with some beauty products you’ll love for the party season. We particularly love the 4 palette compact from Clarins - it stays on all day with the added attraction of some glitter for those evenings out! Sophie offers some advice on how to stay healthy during the party season and if you are driving anywhere this winter we have some advice from TyreSafe on how to look after your tyres.With Christmas coming up we are all starting to think about food for the table, so with that in mind we have articles on cooking your Turkey and on red wines as well as some cheese gadgets for those cheese lovers. Hopefully we will have some lovely autumn days to look forward to and you may be tempted to enjoy one of our series of favourite walks from Kate around Burnham Beeches or the National Trust who have provided us with several guided walks you can join in with.We hope you enjoy this jam packed edition and as always....Until next time, Happy Reading..........

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Wallpaper can transform the mundane to the spectacular and the

cold to the cosy. Wallpaper can disguise flaws, it can alter perceived proportions and it can add dynamism, sophistication, elegance or seduction to any interior. What’s not to love about wallpaper?

SelectionSelecting a wallpaper can be

quite overwhelming as there is an abundance of choice, growing enormously by the design season. Traditional papers are revised and updated, or lovingly replicated for historical accuracy. Flowers can be found in all shapes and sizes from the large Victorian bloom, to cherry blossom, stylised poppies and flocked chrysanthemums. Textures are becoming equally more alluring through technology as they are more eco through our awareness and demand for environmental sustainability.

ReactionsCertain patterns can make

one person feel nauseous, while another will be excited and exhilarated by it. Some people will count obsessively the repeat in a pattern, while others will find

the sequence soothing. There are also scientifically proven effects that certain patterns will give us all – optical illusions that will cause eyes to vibrate, making us feel dizzy or simply suspicious that the wallpaper is crawling. You will be pleased to hear that manufacturers are well aware of these psychological effects and test thoroughly before producing a paper.

Hidden delightsHowever, some designers

thrive on what people might discover in their papers and there are many witty editions of Toile de Jouy or more modern cartoon style depictions of everyday life. These can tell stories and will make interesting historical references in future years but they are also very pleasing on the eye – the imagery merging into a soothing pattern from a distance.

CostThe cost of paper is an

interesting point in itself. Some you can pick up for £10 a roll whereas others, hand blocked and of unique design, can run into many hundreds for the same quantity. Metallics will add to the cost of the paper as will flocking,

and if the paper is a one-off then the price will naturally escalate.

TrendsI truly value what texture can

add to a room, because while pattern, be it wild or subtle, will date, texture will always contribute to a room without it being too offensive to the fashionistas. I suspect that the metallics of today will soon start to fade but I believe that the idea of papers changing in different light conditions will be developed further. Flocking has made a giant comeback (having made its first foray into interiors in the early 17th century) and will undoubtedly go again, as will the gigantic geometric swirls and possibly even the old faithful stripe.

My point is that it doesn’t matter, as long as you enjoy them. Be bold and brave with your walls and put up something that you adore. It will make the room sing and you will feel great pride in it every time you see it – and that can’t be sniffed at. And that will probably be the next big thing – perfumed or worse yet, a Roald Dahl-inspired lickable paper

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While planted for their excellent flowering display and bright ornamental bark, the wetter and cooler weather has brought on an unprecedented increase in the presence of a fungal disease known as cherry blossom wilt. What is unique about this fungus is that unlike most other fungi it attacks the tree through the flowers. Consequently symptoms of blossom wilt attack first appear on the flowers as brown spots on petals that spread rapidly over the entire flower and its stem. Twigs bearing infected flowers develop small brown cankers around the flower stem. If not controlled blossom wilt can attack the cherry fruit that rots on the tree. Control is achieved primarily by spraying the flowers with

a fungicide from the time the blossom buds show until the petals fall. Spraying at this time also ensures that by the time the fruit is ready to eat a few months later, any fungicide residues have gone so the fruit is perfectly safe to eat. Besides fungicide treatment any twigs bearing infected blossoms or cankers should be pruned out and disposed of by burning. Fertilising ideally in autumn to promote plant vitality has also been shown to be of benefit. In addition, to cherries, blossom wilt can also attack peaches, plums, apricots and almonds.

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In the next of our series Kate Robinson navigates beautiful Burnham Beeches as the nature reserve puts on its autumn display of colour.

Saved from development in 1879 by the City of London, Burnham Beeches has become an important National Nature Reserve. Extensive woodland trails weave through ancient beech and pollard oak woodland, but there are also mires, heathland, coppice, streams, ponds and Iron Age hill forts to discover.

The main entrance is on Bedford Drive, near Egypt, to the east side of Burnham Beeches. Park here and pop into the visitor centre next to the café for a handy map as it is easy to get lost in reserves 220 hectares!

Our two hour walk starts from Victory Cross where the tarmac drives converge near to the café. Take Sir Henry Peeks Drive to the left and cross the cattle grid into the parks heathland. Look out for grazing White Cattle and Exmoor Ponies that roam free here. To the right is the mire, a preserved habitat for reptiles and amphibians. The narrow boardwalk enables you to take a closer look with out getting your feet wet.

Continue down Sir Henry Peeks drive, pass the grassy area on the right and take the gravel path next to it. It winds through the heathland into beech woods and alights at middle pond. The pretty reflective pool and reed beds are a haven for wild fowl. Walk around the bottom of the pond and take the path straight ahead into the beech trees, keeping the fence on your left. Once on Lord

Mayor’s drive take a look at seven hundred year old Druids oak on the right, the oldest tree in the reserve. Turn back and go through the metal gate. There is a shelter and a map here of an Iron Age fort, the remains of the earth works can be found in the trees. Take the path into the trees keeping the fence on your right until it begins to curve right and the ground slopes away to the left. Take any of the small paths down the left slope to find Victoria Drive. Here the beech woodland is at its most majestic and peaceful, the path will be thick with gold and copper leaves in autumn. Pinewood studios filmed scenes from Harry Potter and Robin Hood here.

Walk up Victoria Drive and turn left onto Halse Drive and continue upwards until you see a shelter and McAuliffe Drive on the right. The remains of a larger Iron Age hill fort lie in the trees here, the moat and raised banks are a fun scramble. The trees along McAuliffe Drive are younger, arching over the path with twisted boughs creating a copper tunnel in autumn. Alight on Dukes drive, cross straight over onto Burnham Walk with sunken bricks underfoot and a stream to the left. You’ve done a big loop; now follow Halse Drive left to Victory Cross where we started. If you’re feeling fit pop down to the upper pond to visit the wood sculptures and the ducks by going through the metal gate on the right and following the rough path along the wire fence - then head back to the café for a well deserved cuppa.

To find out more about Burnham Beeches wildlife preservation, history and activities - www.cityoflondon.org.uk/things-to-do/green-spaces/burnham-beeches

Kate Robinson

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Chilly mornings, golden colour, soft sunshine - autumn is the perfect time to rediscover everything that is wonderful about the British countryside, but sometimes we need a little inspiration and help to get us started!

Here are a few of this year’s Great British Walk highlights in Berkshire:

Basildon Park, near Reading: this glorious 18th-century estate invites everyone to enjoy a self-guided stomp around its beautiful parkland, following the new Welly Walk Bingo Trail to spot WWII Nissan huts, ancient trees, local wildlife, even a ‘moose’!

At this time of year Basildon Park is fringed with rich autumn colour from surrounding woodland. It is also a great place to hunt for blackberries, sloes and conkers.24 October to 4 November, 10am – 5pm, normal admission charge.

Finchampstead, nr Wokingham: a new waymarked nature trail winds its way through Simon’s Wood. The route officially opens on 29 October, and the day before, everyone is invited to a fun ‘Build It’ day with the rangers

to complete the trail and leave a legacy for future visitors.‘Build It’ day: 28 October, 10am – 4pm, no booking required.

Join a Ranger on the very first guided walk of the new Simon’s Wood trail. Learn more about the history of this site, and discover signs of local wildlife as you walk.Guided walk: 3 November, 11am – 12.30pm, booking essential on 0844 249 1895, adults £2.50, children £1, concessions £2.

Maidenhead and Cookham Commons: this picturesque area is hosting a fine assortment of guided walks, including a Ranger-led tour from Winter Hill into pretty Thames-side Cockmarsh – a lush grassland nature reserve – continuing along the river to Cookham Moor.Winter Hill to Cookham Moor: 3 November, 10am – 1pm, booking essential on 07796 941065, adults £6, children £4

There’s also an unusual opportunity to visit the magical old Brick and Tiles Works site, before being led through the large hay meadows of Pinkneys Green and out to the impressive Maidenhead Thicket.

Brick and Tiles Works: 20 October, 10am – 2pm, booking essential on 07796 941065, adults £6, children £4.

For further information on the Great British Walk, downloadable walking routes, autumnal crafts and recipes, and ’50 Things to do Before You’re 11¾’ , please visit www.nationaltrust.org.uk/southeast.

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Shooting season is still upon us, if you are planning to go out into the field make sure that you understand the etiquette.

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If someone invites you to shoot game make sure you respond as soon as possible, many arrangements hang on spaces at shoots being filled so it is important (as well as polite) not to leave things in the air any longer than is absolutely necessary.

Once you have accepted, the date is set in stone and should not be cancelled for any but the most urgent of situations.

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A Licence to Kill Game is no longer needed in any part of the United Kingdom. Be sure that you arrive on time. Being early may disrupt some moves involving the shoot host and the keeper; being late will cause everyone delay and annoyance. When you arrive greet the host, fellow guns and anyone else you meet; don’t be shy.

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Natural help-yourself is back in fashion, the Zeitgeist is telling us that when healing ourselves, the less we fiddle with Nature’s bounty, the better for us all, and the NHS. On such promises, we homeopath accompany our patients on the journey to recovery, maximising their full potential. Anyone can achieve good health, I guess the trick for any natural health therapists is to teach our patients how, while not forgetting along the way emotional blockages that are to be clearly identified.

The highly individual aspect of each homeopathic prescription is therefore logical, whether it is a plant, animal or mineral remedy. No doubt 500 years ago such practise would have led me to being burnt at the stake, certainly not relishing my darlings Christmas Carrol’s at the school’s chapel!

The how to be healthy is a constant evolving process because health itself is a dynamic, changing force or form of energy if you wish. What better time of the year to illustrate such discourse than the Christmas

period? From a pre-hibernating state, we subject our body to plentiful amounts of food, drink and often heavy duty shopping. So here are a few simple party season survival tips that can help you make it through with your energy level intact.

1. Drink plenty of water throughout the day to prevent dehydration, the reason many people feel “hung over” from drinking too much or eating too much heavy food. Peppermint tea reduces intestinal gas. A drop or two of essential oil in boiling water will get your digestive juices working

2. Keep at hand a bag of Nux-Vomica homeopathic tablets, which will help to cope with alcohol consumption side effect and reduce the feeling of nausea.

3. Eat fruit throughout the day—this is the best food to keep your body cleansed and supported with super-healing phytonutrients – potent plant nutrients.

4. Eat a large green salad for

lunch and dinner before heading out to any Christmas parties. Not only this will help to satisfy your appetite and avoid a dinner of party food, but it will add to your nutriments intake.

5. Eat a small healthy snack every two hours to stabilize blood sugar. Wild blood sugar fluctuations can deplete your energy, cause your body to gain weight, and depress your immune system, making you more vulnerable to those cold and flu bugs found in droves at most parties.

6. Avoid eating sweets, synthetic sweeteners or foods sweetened with them at home. You’ll probably get enough of these treats at the party.

7. Even if it means taking the stairs or walking faster than normal while shopping, fit some exercise into your day. A minimum of twenty minutes of vigorous activity will get your circulation going, improve lymph flow, increase energy, and help your body handle the stress of the Christmas season.

8. Avoid margarine and foods made with hydrogenated fats. These toxic foods make your body’s detox organs sluggish and require huge amounts of energy for digestion. They also lead to weight gain.

9. Avoid foods that contain synthetic colours, preservatives, and other additives. By avoiding them throughout the day, you are giving your liver a break so it can devote its energy to other Christmas foods.

10. Don’t overindulge at the party. Treat yourself, but try not to overdo it!

Sophie WardThe views expressed here are those of the author and do

not represent or constitute medical advice. If you are in any doubts or you have been diagnosed with a medical condition,

always seek the advice of your medical practitioner.

How to be healthy in the party season

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Sara Mayne Lic Ac MBAcC

Tai Chi ~ Tao Yoga ~ Qi Gong ~ Yoga ~ Acupuncture A gentle and powerful approach to fi tness and wellbeing. Regular half day courses running in

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Feet First

Built on chalk, Temple is an excellent winter golfing venue and with golf and food packages starting from £35, you cannot afford not to visit Temple between

November and March but early booking is essential especially for December dates. For more details about membership, group packages or to book a round of golf, please contact us.

Membership options include:

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How your feet reflect your body

Did you know that your feet between them contain 52 bones, 66

joints, 38 muscles and over 100 tendons and ligaments! But to Reflexologists, feet can also reveal a huge amount about you; providing clues about your health, stress levels, lifestyle and even your personality. In fact, we believe that your whole body is reflected on your feet.Repeating patterns

Perhaps it won’t surprise you to learn that the shape of your feet reflect the shape of your body. For example, if you are slender and petite, your feet are generally small and narrow. Whereas someone of a stockier build will have broader, sturdier feet. Maternity Reflexologists have also discovered a clear correlation between the shape of the pelvic bones and those of the heel.

As on the body, so on the feetReflexology is based on the

theory that different points (called reflexes) on the feet correspond to specific areas of the body. The head maps to the toes, the chest to the balls of the feet, the digestive system to the instep and the pelvis to the heel. The spine runs down the centre of the body and is reflected on the central arches where the two feet meet. Organs are anatomically reflected on the feet according to where they are in the body. For example, the appendix is found on the lower right side of the torso, which maps to just above the heel of the right foot. For a colourful, interactive footmap see www.aor.org.uk.Changes to the body reflected on the feet

Your feet also reflect any temporary or permanent changes to your body.

For example, during pregnancy the baby bump gets bigger as the baby grows and develops. These changes are reflected on the feet, starting as a tiny bump on the uterus reflex, which gets larger and more diffuse as the pregnancy progresses. This fullness in the foot then completely disappears as soon as the woman gives birth! A permanent change, such as having an organ like a kidney removed, will result in a distinct empty feeling in the corresponding foot reflex.From the feet back to the body

Having your feet massaged can leave them feeling like they are floating on air. However, with a Reflexology treatment we believe it is not just your feet that benefit and that working over the specific reflexes can encourage your body to restore and maintain its own natural, healthy balance.

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Dr. Rosanna Mundy PhD, MAR, CNHC Registered Experienced and Supportive Refl exologist

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Christmas TidingsChristmas is fast approaching

with orders placed, presents bought, and plans well underway for that perfect family gathering. Or is it? Is it possible to have the perfect family gathering? Many of us hold the myth that families should be free from stress, that the home should be a haven of peace and happiness particularly around Christmas, which is often viewed as an opportunity for quality family time. Society gives us the clear message that it is acceptable to experience work-related stress, but not family-related stress. The media is full of images of the perfect family enjoying the meal around the table and each others company, what the media does not portray is the often real life situation of arguing children, moody teenagers and parents that don’t talk to each other. When we ‘buy in’ to these unrealistic expectations, we often end up disappointed. A certain amount of family stress is inevitable. It is how a family handles and copes with stress that is truly important.

At Christmas time the pressure to be happy and enjoy ‘family time’ increases exponentially which merely

serves to provoke feelings of inadequacy in all of us. People now often lead very busy lives and may feel that they have little time to spend together or have a desire for the simpler life. Families often will find themselves constantly bickering or spending time talking about running out of time and the tasks of preparing for the holiday period, rather than people and feelings. The person doing all the running around is often mum who feels that the success of Christmas lies solely on her shoulders.

It is well reported that, less stressed families seem to find time to support each other, display more flexibility, have reasonable expectations, communicate regularly with each other, set priorities, and view stress as a challenge that is both temporary and manageable.

Some solutions to family stress at Christmas:

When problems begin to arise – talk about them together, avoiding problems almost always intensifies them. Planning as a family what you want to do at Christmas will go some way to ensuring everyone is on board.

Get everyone involved, particularly if both parents are out working. On the day give everyone a task for example peeling potatoes or setting the table. Sharing out the tasks means that there will be times for everyone to relax.

Leave work at work – over the Christmas period you do not need to be thinking about work or work related issues. This is a specific time when the family is the only focus.

Set guidelines for all family members if you recognise and respect your limitations the others will too. You can’t do everything that your partner or children want you to do.

Keep things in perspective - Concentrate on those items and tasks that bring the most rewards to your family and get the full benefit from them. Eliminate those that do not give benefit to the family.

Christmas is usually a time when families come together, being reasonable and realistic about your own expectations and sharing these with your family will enable you to plan a Christmas that you can relax and enjoy.

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01628 477 889 The Courtyard, 60 Station Road, Marlow SL7 1NX

are delighted to announce that Karen Newman has joined us as an Associate Solicitor. Karen is an Accredited Resolution Specialist and qualified Collaborative lawyer.

Thomas Chaytor are an innovative forward thinking firm dedicated to finding tailor made solutions for couples or families going through separation or divorce.

Our experienced team also offers a full range of mediation services and advice on resolving financial claims and the arrangements of children.

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or visit us at www.thomaschaytor.co.uk

A study carried out by the University of California Los Angeles has been able to test whether doubts about getting married are more likely to lead to an unhappy marriage and divorce. The psychologists discovered that when participants had doubts before their wedding this was often a warning sign of marital difficulties during the marriage and in some cases led to divorce.

There were 464 newlywed spouses or 232 couples in Los Angeles surveyed within the first six months of marriage and follow up surveys were carried out with the couples every six months for four years. At the time of the marriage the average age of the husbands was twenty seven and the average age of the wives was twenty five. The research has been published in the online version of the Journal of Family Psychology, published by the American Psychological Association.

When asked “ Were you ever uncertain or hesitant about

getting married?” Forty seven per cent of husbands and thirty eight per cent of wives answered yes. Despite women were less likely than men to have doubts their doubts indicated that divorce was more likely.

From the women surveyed nineteen percent of those who answered that they had pre wedding doubts were divorced four years later compared with the eight percent of women who answered that they did not have pre wedding doubts. For the men it was fourteen per cent and nine percent respectively.

Doubt was the key indicator irrespective of other indicators such as whether the couples parents were divorced or whether they had lived together prior to marriage and whether they had had a problematic engagement.

Out of the thirty six percent that had no doubts about getting married only six per cent of those couples divorced within four years. Thomas Bradbury and Benjamin Karney both UCLA

professors of psychology were co-authors of the study. The research was federally funded by the National Institute of Mental Health and the National Science Foundation as well as the the UCLA’s Academic Senate.

Justin Lavner, a UCLA doctoral candidate in psychology and lead author of the study reported in family law week said “pre marital doubts are common but not benign. Newlywed wives who had doubts about getting married before their wedding were two and a half times more likely to divorce four years later than wives without these doubts. Among couples still married after four years, husbands and wives with doubts were significantly less satisfied with their marriage than those without doubts.” He added “If you’re feeling nervous about it pay attention to it”.

If you are cautious about getting married or are experiencing difficulties in your marriage contact Karen Newman for a Free initial consultation.

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Prep time 30 minutes. Baking time 30 minutes on 180c then twenty minutes on 160c.

Ingredients: For sticky topping 50g Butter 50g Soft brown sugar

Ingredients for the sponge: 3 Medium sized bananas slices 150g Self raising flour 100g Wholemeal flour 70g Walnuts pieces 2 Teaspoons baking powder 150g Butter/ margarine 175g Soft brown sugar

4 Medium sized eggs 2 Drops vanilla essence 1 Teaspoon crushed cardamom seeds ( Pods removed) 1 Teaspoon all spice 1 Teaspoon ground cinnamon 3 Teaspoons ground ginger 1 Tablespoon treacle Zest of 1 lemon

Method. 1. Grease and line cake tin

with baking parchment. 2. Make the sticky topping,

by placing the butter and brown sugar in a small

saucepan. Once butter is melted, continue to heat for a little longer, until mixture begins to thicken.

3. Pour mixture into the bottom of the lined cake tin, and spread evenly.

Prepare the sponge mixture: 4. Firstly cream together the

butter and sugar in a large mixing bowl, either by hand or with an electric whisk.

5. Then add the eggs one at a time and the vanilla essence, whisking hard as each egg is added.

6. Now fold in the flours, spices, treacle, walnut pieces, and lemon zest, and continue to mix - set aside.

7. Arrange banana pieces in a single layer at the bottom of the cake tin - pour the cake mix into the tin, using a warmed flat knife to ensure an even spread.

8. Place cake in oven on 180c for 30 minutes, and then reduce heat to 160c and bake for further 15-20 minutes. Check if cake should be cooked by putting a skewer into the cake - it should come out completely clean. If not place tin back in oven for a few more minutes.

9. Remove cake from oven and allow to cool for about 15 minutes

10. Inset flat knife around rim of cake, to ensure no sponge is sticking to tin, and then place a large flat plate over top of tin. Holding plate and tin tightly, flip over as quickly as possible, so that tin is now upside down. Carefully remove the tin and the baking parchment

Serve with some ice-cream for a really indulgent treat!

Based in Maidenhead, David is a passionate cook and writer who provides catering for local functions. He creates his own take on dishes from around the world, particularly through his spiced up recipes which brings the benefits of spicy food to a wider audience.David Rhys Price ...The ‘Spicy Chef

banana and walnut cake

This banana cake is an excellent way of utilising any

bananas approaching their use by date. In addition

to the more usual spices of cinnamon and nutmeg

we’ve added some allspice and ground cardamom.

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Glaze Restaurant at Crowne Plaza Marlow had a surprise inspection by the AA this month and was awarded its second AA Rosette, to the delight of Executive Chef, Stuart Hine. The hotel itself retained its 4 star status, with Merit scores, recognising its extensive range of facilities and high product offering.

Friendly StaffThe friendliness of the staff was highlighted by the AA Inspector as one of the key areas which stood out: “The team were naturally friendly and helpful. All smiled when in eye contact and wanted to serve and make happy conversation. Service levels were generally very good and in part, exceeded my expectations.”

Family FriendlyCrowne Plaza Marlow is rapidly becoming renowned for its friendly environment and family friendly events. Weekends at the hotel are geared up for

kids with an Indoor Soft Play Area, Wii Room, Movie Club and the Crowne Club for Kids. Richard Storey, General Manager at the Crowne Plaza Marlow, said: ““We have a great team at Crowne Plaza Marlow and always aspire to offer the best service. Weekends are for the whole family and means they can spend some quality time together in a child friendly, relaxing environment. Whilst the kids are being entertained, the adults can sit back and relax, with a celebration of local beers and a selection of wines in agua café & bar”.

The hotel is set in the heart of the Thames Valley, a prime location near LEGOLAND® Windsor, Roald Dahl’s Museum, The Rowing Museum in Henley and Adams Park, home to London Wasps Rugby & Wycombe Wanderers Football Club.

For forthcoming events or information call 01628 496 800 or go to www.cpmarlow.co.uk

CongratulationsGlaze Restaurant, Crowne Plaza awarded its second Rosette

Your Christmas starts the moment you sweep up the drive to the stunning Victorian gothic mansion of The Oakley Court. You will be treated as a treasured guest and feel completely at home. With superb service, exquisite food, wine and champagne, you’ll enjoy all your Christmas festivities to the full.

Our Christmas party nights set the mood for an evening of festivities from start to finish. Celebrate in style with a delicious banquet then dance the night away to our superb disco, playing golden oldies right up to the latest sounds.

On Christmas Day let us do the hard work whilst you sit back, relax and enjoy a perfectly cooked meal. Extend your festivities over the Christmas period with an overnight stay from just £125 per room including full English breakfast.

Why not sparkle in the glamour of our New Year’s Eve Gala Ball? For £125pp you can enjoy a glass of chilled champagne as you listen to the bagpipes followed by a stylish 5 course gala dinner, live music from Boogie Rascals and a disco till the early hours of 2013! New Year accommodation packages start from £199 per guest including afternoon tea, Champagne reception and gala ball, overnight accommodation and brunch on New Year’s Day

Whatever your plans, let The Oakley Court sprinkle a little magic on your celebrations. We guarantee you a Christmas to remember!

Tel: 01753 609 988The Oakley Court, Windsor Road, Water Oakley, Windsor,

SL4 5UR

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Sparkle in the glamour of a magical Christmas at The Oakley Court. From party

and festivities all the way. And with prices from just £37pp there’s every reason to celebrate. Your Christmas starts here!

Sprinkle a little Magic on your Christmas

At A Glance

To add a little magic to your Christmas call the Events Team on 01753 609988 or email oakleycourt.conference@principal-hayley.com

The Oakley Court, Windsor Road, Water Oakley, Windsor SL4 5UR. 01753 609988 www.principal-hayley.com/theoakleycourt

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six of the best gadgets for cheese lovers

All pictures PAPhoto/Handout

Cheese is bought by a whopping 98% of households, with more than half of this being cheddar, so select your cracker, chutney or other accompaniment and let the celebrations begin.

To assist in creating delicious cheesy meals on a budget and ideas for nutritious ways to feed your tribe, visit www.britishcheese.com

Dairy Saviour - Cheesus Christ - £2.95 from www.red5.co.uk

We agree it’s a bit daft but it is not totally pointless. This novelty grater will deliver the ideal sprinkle of cheese onto your toasted sandwiches, pasta-based dishes and salads. On the back of the pack, you’ll find a scroll with a cheese-related version of the Lord’s Prayer - it’s worth the money for that alone!

Foreign Influence - French Cheese 3D Gift Book - £14.99 from www.iwantoneofthose.com

On the face of it, this reading material is easily mistaken for a French cheese, but open the pages

and you’ll be taken on a journey through the history of the

dairy product. It includes detail on the different flavours from different regions and more information you never knew you wanted. Can any lover of camembert be without one?

Fromage Furnishings - Mice And Cheese Light - £35 from www.littlelucywillow.co.uk

It’s likely that this light was designed with a kid’s room in mind, but imagine it hung up in the kitchen or hallway - it’s sure to raise a smile. Flick it on and the light shines through the holes in the Swiss cheese-inspired cylinder, and with two rodents poking their heads out of the gaps, it makes a cute addition to the home.

Cover Up - Bodum Cheese Dish - £10.50 from www.brandalley.co.uk

The trouble with keeping cheese in the fridge is that once it is opened, the odour still escapes. But you can put a stop to that right away with this device. The brightly coloured dome will keep the cheese encased in its own private area and it comes with a rather decent slicer to add a dash of colour to your fridge shelves.

Slice Fantastic - Zassenhaus Cheese Knives - £17.99 from www.madaboutthepad.co.uk

You can brighten up any slab of wood with this set of vibrant knives. Each one has a

specific function - just select one of the knives, each with ergonomic plastic handles and carbon steel blades, to cut, slice and prepare your hard and soft cheeses.

Show Off - Cheese Markers - £24.95 from www.notonthehighstreet.com

Once your cheese selection has been laid out, add some class to the board with these silver-finished markers. Each one is stamped with the name of a particular cheese: emmental, chevre, roquefort or camembert. All sets arrive in their own bag, ready for gifting - or keeping.

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01628 499 980

www.copasturkeys.co.uk

Find your nearest stockist or order online from October!

“Full of flavour, tender & succulent”TELEGRAPH MAGAZINE

“A super & flavoursome Christmas bird”STYLE magazine, THE SUNDAY TIMES

“Seriously pampered turkeys”THE DAILY MAIL

Producing luxury turkeys since 1957, the Copas family are famous for turning family

meals into Very Very Special occasions.

TRADITIONAL WHITEFREE RANGE

BRONZE

These instructions should be used as a guideline only. Cooking times will vary according to the weight of turkey, methods used (e.g. not using foil will reduce cooking times) & your oven type.

Before cooking prepare your turkey by placing the breast side down in a roasting tin. (Cooking breast side down until the last half hour keeps the breast meat succulent while the brown meat cooks evenly). There is no need to use butter or bacon on a Copas Turkey. Sprinkle salt & pepper over the turkey & cover with foilConventional/Fan Oven or Aga Oven

Pre-heat the oven to 230°C/450°F/Gas 8/210°C fan ovens. Cook your turkey at this temperature for the first 30 minutes & then lower the oven temperature to 190°C/375°F/

Gas 5/170°C fan ovens. Total cooking time will be approximately 30-35 minutes per kg.Approximately 30 minutes before the full cooking time, remove foil & turn the bird/breast/crown over carefully to bronze the breast area..

Do not overcook your turkey roast - it should be moist & succulent. Your turkey will be ready when the juices run clear Aga OvenFor a 2-door Aga, follow the cooking times above using the top roasting oven only. For a 4-door Aga, follow the cooking times using the top roasting oven for the first 30 mins & then move to the baking oven for the remainder of the cooking.Courtesy of Copas Turkeys. For more recipes or information contact them on 01628 499980

Cooking your Turkey

Turkey/Crown Turkey Breast Roast

Weight Full Cooking Time Weight Full Cooking Time

2kg 1 hour 15 mins 1kg 50 mins

5kg 2 hours 55 mins 2kg 1 hour 40 mins

10kg 4 hours 45 mins 3kg 2 hours 30 mins

11kg 5 hours 4kg 3 hour 20 mins

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As the days get shorter and the temperatures drop a good afternoon tea set in beautiful surroundings can make all the difference. Many of The Pride of Britain Hotels take part in this quintessentially British tradition and all are privately owned and individual themselves. Each hotel offers different afternoon tea experiences, too. From teas fit for gentlemen and Winnie-the-Pooh-themed menus to the perfect, lavish London treat – there’s something for everyone, whatever happens to be your cup of tea.

Featured below are just a selection of The Pride of Britain Hotels and

destinations to get you started. All can be found on the Pride of Britain Hotels’ website www.prideofbritainhotels.com which provides a constantly

updated list of late booking availability and special offers. To book afternoon tea, or an overnight stay, call Pride of Britain Hotels on 0800 089 3929.

Afternoon tea... with a rosebud martini Guinness World Record-breaking hotel

The Feathers, in Oxfordshire, boasts an extensive gin bar in the UK, housing over 162 gins from across the world. Starting with a rosebud martini, The Feathers’ Gin Afternoon Tea also

includes Hendricks-cured salmon and rye-bread sandwiches, cucumber jelly, white chocolate truffles, pistachio

pavlova, macaroons and three different types of scone:

plain, sultana and granola. There’s

also a refreshing mandarin, blueberry gin and green tea foam cleanser. Afternoon tea

costs £28 pp. A night’s

B&B costs from £165 for a double room, two sharing.

Time for tea? Afternoon t

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n teas for autumnal days

Afternoon tea... fit for a QueenTucked away between

Buckingham Palace and Victoria, The Goring offers the epitome of traditional afternoon tea. Recognised with a Tea Guild Award of Excellence in 2012, The Goring Afternoon Tea is a lavish affair featuring all the usual (and delicious) suspects – freshly-baked scones with clotted cream and jam, finger sandwiches and the most fabulous fancies – plus some more unique touches: eggs savoury, lemon shortcake and strawberry mousse, Eton mess and lemon curd roulade. Afternoon tea costs £37.50 pp. Add a glass of Bollinger for £10.

A night’s B&B costs from £420 for a King Bedded double room, two sharing.

Afternoon tea... with Pooh BearSurrounded by the Ashdown

Forest – of A.A.Milne fame – Ashdown Park Hotel in East Sussex is the perfect spot for a Winnie-the-Pooh-themed tea. Tuck into delicious Hunny sandwiches, Kanga cupcakes, Tigger’s sponge, Rabbit’s carrot sticks, Roo’s fruit salad and Owl’s Popped Corn, washed down

with a glass of milk or squash. Have it packed in a picnic hamper to enjoy Christopher Robin-style, or indulge indoors in a log fire-warmed drawing room. Pooh-Bear tea costs £5.95 per child. Traditional afternoon tea for adults costs from £22 pp.

A night’s B&B costs from £199, based on a family of four sharing.

Afternoon tea... for gentlemenA far cry from dainty

cakes and finely-cut cucumber sandwiches, The Gentleman’s Afternoon Tea at The Chester Grosvenor is a hearty affair for the discerning man-about-town. Crusty doorstep sandwiches – filled with beef and horseradish, chicken or egg mayonnaise – chunky chips and local Appleby Cheshire cheese will quell the manliest of appetites, as will the filling fruit cake, rich brownie and pot of tea. Intersperse tea-sipping with games of backgammon and newspaper-reading. Afternoon tea costs £25 pp.

A night’s B&B costs from £195 for a double room, two sharing.

Afternoon tea... all locally-sourced

While away a few hours at the South Lodge in the Sussex Downs with an afternoon tea that includes a glass of local (and award-winning) Nyetimber sparkling wine. It’s not just the fizz which is locally-produced; delicate finger sandwiches are filled with Henfield smoked salmon (from six miles down the road) and cream cheese, egg mayonnaise is made with eggs from nearby Hanes Farm and there’s also locally-cured ham with English mustard. Then, make room for freshly-baked scones with jam and clotted cream, plus homemade pastries. Afternoon tea costs £32.50 pp.

A night’s B&B costs from £195 for a double room, two sharing.

Celebrating its 30th anniversary this year, Pride of Britain Hotels is also the official hotel partner to the National Trust, with many of the hotels located near to one or more National Trust properties.

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Partytime

Taplow Common Road, Burnham, Slough,

Buckinghamshire, SL1 8LRTel: 01628 603131

Between 2.30pm and 5pm.£14.95 per person

A wonderful chance for your children to make a Christmas gift in our special workshop, followed by lunch.£19.95 per person including a gift for each child

in Hamilton’s Restaurant, we’ll be serving a traditional festive menu so. Bring colleagues or friends for a pre-Christmas celebration.

Three-courses: £19.95 per personTwo-courses: £14.95 per person

The Grovefield House Hotel is your perfect location for corporate lunches, Christmas Parties, or family get together’s this festive season. Offering the very best combination of country house grandeur and modern luxury, the Grovefield boasts 4 private banqueting suites, 40 individually-decorated bedrooms, a relaxing lounge and outside terrace leading onto 7 acres of private grounds.

We can organise your party for you, offering a superb range of festive menus put together by our head chef, great wines, party novelties and our resident DJ to get things going. All you need to bring if the party spirit! If you’d prefer

a smaller more intimate family setting, our award winning restaurant also offers a superb choice of lunch and dinner menus throughout the festive season, and we have also introduced a new festive afternoon tea menu this year – a Christmas treat that cannot be missed!

With packages to cater for all, make 2012 a Christmas to remember at The Grovefield House Hotel.

Call us or email us for more information on 01628 603 131 or events.grovefield@classiclodges.co.uk

www.classiclodges.co.uk/grovefieldhouse

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Aubergine, the internationally acclaimed restaurant, can be found seductively tucked within the Compleat Angler, Marlow.

Overlooking the weir, Aubergine evokes simple elegance, serving un-fussy modern European cuisine in a relaxed and informal atmosphere.

With the hunting season in full swing Aubergine offers a menu that showcases a wild selection of game to give a new approach to the Christmas Dinner.The Wild Side of Game

Game is defined as any wild species of animals or bird. The flavour of the animal is a product of its diet. But it is how it was killed and aged that makes the difference within the world of five-star dining - wild game will have more flavour and body than farm-raised. There really is no direct comparison for the flavour as game stands apart from the rest of the meat people are used to, try it on your table or pop into Aubergine to experience it our way.

Restaurant Manager and Sommelier Arnaud Tubeuf offers advice on which wine would fit this beautiful meat.

“Game meats beg for bold, complex wines that can stand up to their robust flavour, but it gets even more specific. The

hearty fruit and spice of a Cotes Du Rhône will match well with most game, while white meats, like Partridge and rabbit, play perfectly with a light red such as a Pinot Noir or with full-bodied white wines.”

So go ahead and give game a shot. You may find that you feel quite at home on the range.

Aubergine evokes simple elegance, serving modern European cuisine in a relaxed and informal atmosphere with stunning views across Marlow Weir.

THE COMPLEAT ANGLER HOTEL, MARLOW, BUCKINGHAMSHIRE, SL7 1RG

01628 405405aubergineca@londonfi nedininggroup.com

www.auberginemarlow.com

Set lunch, Monday - Friday £23 for two courses Evening a la carte £44 for two courses and £50 for three Sunday lunch from £39

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Stoli’s sweet ‘n’ sour recipe... Stolichnaya Premium Vodka is celebrating 50 years

of flavoured vodkas with the launch of the fiery and peppery Stoli Hot (£19.65, 70cl, www.thedrinkshop.com), which will add an extra kick to a Bloody Mary; and Stoli Sticki (£19.65, 70cl, www.thedrinkshop.com), which has a honeyed sweetness for those fond of a syrupy cocktail.

Not convinced? Here’s the recipe to try at home:• Stoli Sticki Bee’s Knees• 50ml Stoli Sticki Premium Vodka, 10 ml

fresh lemon juice, 10ml honey syrup• Half-fill a cocktail shaker with ice.

Add the Stoli Sticki, lemon juice• and honey syrup. Shake vigorously

and strain into a martini glass.• Garnish with a twist of lemon.

Gunning for a good redIf you enjoy a taste

of the hunting life, September signaled

the start of the game season and there are many flavourful wines available to accompany these wild birds of Britain.

Gamekeepers and shooting parties kicked off the grouse season on the Scottish moors three weeks ago (aka the Glorious Twelfth), and partridge, duck and goose are all coming into season now.

Rich, gamey flavours call for rouge noirs with plenty of berry-rich fruit to compliment the earthy, meaty nuances of these tasty dishes.

The shooting season continues through to the end of November, and in some cases January, so there’s plenty of time to choose your style of red to match the strength and flavour of the bird, some of which will be at their best in

October and November.Serve your oven-ready

partridge with bacon rashers, game chips and bread sauce, and a glass of shiraz (syrah) such as Dona Dominga Single Vineyard Syrah 2010, Chile (£7.49, Waitrose) will fit the bill perfectly with its succulent spiced

cherry and currant, with a dash of malbec for some added structure on the peppered finish and chewy tannins.

A menu of young grouse with its soft, succulent breast

and a rich game stock suits a medium-bodied cab sav

from the Languedoc such as Cabernet Sauvignon Domaine de Saissac, IGP Pays d’OC 2010, France (£7.75, www.corneyandbarrow.com). One of Corney & Barrow’s best-sellers, it’s earthy and minerally with

berry and cedar-spice flavours, a moderate grip and a drying finish for added interest.

A luscious pinot noir suits most game birds and this velvety smooth example from Down Under is not only great value but a gamekeeper’s trophy red. Try Telegraph Station Pinot Noir 2011, South Eastern Australia (£10.99, Tesco) for a ripe and juicy pinot with an elegant mouthfeel. With real depth to the warming raspberry and black cherry flavours, the refined tannins linger delicately.

For well-hung birds that are more savoury, a weighty South African such as Extra Special Fairtrade Pinotage 2011, Western Cape, South Africa (£6.98, Asda) suits the strong tangy flavours of pheasant or duck, especially when paired with herb stuffing and

Savoy cabbage. Pinotage is South Africa’s speciality red grape (a cross between pinot noir and cinsault) and this juicy, powerful wine, with intense blackcurrant and plum flavours, smoke and spice, tastes great with game.

Italian wines are full of surprises and the beguiling flavours of Selvarella, Orcia Rosso DOC, Colleoni, Santa Maria 2010, Italy (£14.20, www.tanners-wines.co.uk) will continue to impress when the grouse season rolls on and casseroles start to grace the table. Warm and spicy with a forest floor of cherry and raspberry fruit, it has an earthy complexity, a seductive bouquet, good acidity and well-integrated tannins.

Tender pink duck breast that’s rich in flavour suits a ruby red from the southern Rhone and the trusted Cellier des Dauphins label, a co-operative of 13 different producers, promises wine lovers a top drop with its Les Dauphins Chateauneuf-du-Pape 2010 (£16.99, Tesco). With hints of clove and some rich, spiky peppery flavours in the mix too, a glass or two goes down very easily, almost without noticing. What does stand out is the famous Chateauneuf-du-Pape crossed-keys hallmark embossed on the bottle, and this good expression has a drinking window of three years.

Sam Wylie-Harris

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Following the bloom of fl oral prints in the summer we now have a re-invention of the trend during this Autumn/Winter season.

The prints are darker and less fl amboyant than earlier in the year but they are defi nitely making a big comeback especially for those who love a splash of colour in their winter wardrobe.

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Each season there is always one colour that stands out and becomes the fashion editors’ favourite and this time it’s the Oxblood red. Part burgundy, part scarlet, this dramatic shade of red is everywhere this winter. Suitable for day or evening, it’s the colour that will suit most and is likely to stay around for more that one season.

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Alexander Parsons has been in the hairdressing industry for 30 years and has worked for a variety of major local salons, and has taken care of clients from all over the world with many different professions

and lifestyles. “I think that I have just about seen or heard it all! However, from time to time, there are a few surprises!” Alexander is currently working at Stoke Park Salon in Stoke Poges (www..stokepark.

com) and his unique take on all matters hairdressing makes him very popular with his clientele.

So, you’ve finally finished the last of the holiday ironing which has been hanging about now for several weeks. Passed on the “Fifty Shades” trilogy to the girl in accounts, and life is now slowly beginning rearranging its self in preparation for the autumn season. Sadly the tan is fading fast and while looking in the mirror one day, you suddenly realise that the something doesn’t look quite right. You then try to recall all the things that haven’t been done in a while in the beauty department and therefore might need “fixing”.

First in the firing line is your hair. “Im sure I was in the salon eight weeks ago, but it was probably nearer ten! Mmmm, I had better make an appointment for a cut and blow dry at least and hope to God that my stylist doesn’t make me feel too guilty for the obvious neglect. Perhaps I should take some Lola cupcakes to soften the blow.”

Your suspicions are confirmed. The gorgeous flowing tresses you thought you had have somehow morphed into a frizzy faded mess seemingly over night! The look of horror on your stylists face followed by pointing and laughing by the other staff members just adds to the humiliation.

Well, don’t despair because help is at hand.

The first thing that needs to be done is to sort out the

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Next on the agenda is the cut. This can be done at the same time as a conditioning treatment to save time. Unless of course you need a good reason to get out of the house for some “me time”. In which case make separate appointments. Bringing the cut back into shape will make anything look instantly better.

One of the most popular kinds of products at the moment

are “hair oils” Most contain Argan oil (a relative of the olive) and are excellent in restoring suppleness and shine to deep fried hair. Use them SPARINGLY and select a brand with the least amount of silicone compounds in the ingredients. Don’t what ever you do put cooking or massage oils on your hair as an alternative. They will do more harm than good as well as look absolutely awful!

Now that your hair’s condition is better, you can go ahead and have a colouring service. It is not advisable to have a colour when the hair is in bad condition. The colour never looks right and you are only damaging the hair even more.

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Sally’s SmalltalkSocial Networking In Real Life (IRL)

Ah the festive season is upon us once again. Of course I don’t really rate it officially Christmas until the Coke-a-Cola advert hits our TV screens and then boom there you have it. The very sight of the jolly man in the red suit, the “Holidays are coming” jingle and the sight of the lorry with all its twinkly lights in the soft white fluffy snow inject that all-important Christmas spirit. Cue panic shopping, bank balance plummeting, credit card bashing, and diary planning for some real life social networking. Yes it is at this time of year that I come out from behind my computer screen and emerge from the cyber world I call work. For the majority of the year my social life takes place on-line amongst fellow cyber workers, bloggers, tweeters and Facebook pals. I did venture out a couple of times this year and at one outing someone even said “Oh wow look, its Sally Todd off the internet!” I clearly need to get out more.

So as I open the diary to plan some tweet ups (yes they actually happen and I go to them) and drinks gatherings to catch up with pals over the festive period, I do so with a little bit of apprehension. Socializing on line is one thing but IRL (in real life, for those who don’t do twitter)

it involves a whole different set of rules. What I actually mean of course is alcohol! It is easy to be careful on line in how I act and watch what I say and check my behaviour. I have the opportunity and wits about me to think before I tweet. Add a room of excited friends and a few cocktails and the end of the night will often end up with a very different conclusion.

Don’t get me wrong I love to meet up with friends and I do quite a lot, not just at Christmas, it’s just it never really turns out quite how I imagine it to. It all starts off with good intention

… and then the snacks come out. I am sorry but I just can’t help myself. Without fail I dive in, always the first at the table and always the first with a handful of peanuts forced into my mouth as if my stomach has assumed my throat has been cut. Of course I grab too many and a good few fall down my front into my bra and on the floor! Well that’s a classy start to an evening isn’t it? I don’t stop, I sweep across the table and try everything, there is no pause for conversation, and I hoover up snacks like a Dyson on warp speed. It’s embarrassing. This of course creates the raging thirst, which can only be relieved with a vat of wine. Instead of sipping this elegantly and enjoying the fresh aroma of underlying honey tones I knock it back like lemonade. And now of course the tongue has been unleashed and I have a case of the verbal runs! I talk non-stop at a rate so fast Vicky Pollard would be proud (chav from little Britain in case you were wondering). By now I have the room’s attention and people are laughing at my tales and antics.

I drink a bit more and I carry on. I have a stage all of my own and I am doing what I do best, drinking wine and talking… gossiping. Why is gossip so much more exciting and intriguing after a few glasses of wine? If you were sober you might not even think it gossip but more a piece of fairly uninteresting information. But after wine and amongst equally inebriated friends it becomes the biggest and most outrageous snippet of gossip – ever.

Like all great nights out, they come to an end and I make my way home, usually driven by my long suffering husband who has by now learned he will never have a drink if he goes out with me. And that’s when it happens. I sit and reflect on the evening’s events. Did I really finish off that bowl of houmous by running my finger round the edge of the dish? Did I really snatch that last cheese straw as I saw someone else eyeing it up? Did I really drink that whole bottle of Sauvignon Blanc to myself? And then the worst feeling of all … gossips remorse. Did I really say all that?

This is all normally followed by a restless night worrying about who I have upset, who have I offended and will anyone remember?

So this year I have set myself some rules. Keep away from the buffet table, drink spritzers instead of straight wine and bite my tongue. Failing that I will be attending events via Skype!

Sally Todd If you would like to share your ideas with Sally, please contact us and we will pass on all comments:office@AlongTheThemes.co.uk

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AriesMarch 21 - April 20

Financial planning is on the agenda for October. Responsible Saturn moves into the monetary area of your chart and demands a review. Benevolent Jupiter urges you to communicate in a different way and as your ruler Mars changes signs on the 7th, new ways of improving your capital could emerge. November is an exciting month for Aries, Mars and Mercury are both in optimistic Sagittarius, illuminating the sector

of your chart concerned with further education, adventure and travel. On the 17th your ruler, the dynamic Mars, moves into ambitious Capricorn

and brings a new perspective to your plans.

TaurusApril 21 - May 21

In October, the love planet Venus travels through the joy and romance area of your chart. You’ll need to scrutinise your resources and your relationships

very carefully. What is not working and what has to go? The warrior planet Mars is also in Scorpio until the 7th bringing some radical change! November: Venus, your ruling planet, is in the balanced sign of

Libra until the 22nd. Use this harmonious energy to seek beauty and peace in areas that are filled with tension and stress. This month brings new energy

and a fresh perspective on all things to do with your resources and new ideas and plans start to emerge.

Gemini May 22 - June 22

October brings change to all things concerning your working methods. New career opportunities could

now become apparent as motivational Mars energises this sector. With Venus, the planet of beauty, now in industrious Virgo you’ll also be looking at radical ways to change your appearance and improve your health.

November: Relationships and partnerships are the main focus for Gemini this month. Romantic Venus and your ruler Mercury are both in freedom loving Sagittarius. This could heighten your need for independence and

free expression; any claustrophobic or restrictive relationships will have to be examined now

CancerJune 23 - July 23

Romance and partnerships are high on the agenda for you during October! This should turn out to be a

transformational month as you review your relationships and decide if they are going where you want them to. Creativity is also highlighted and your mind will be full of new and inspirational ideas. November brings your relationships and partnerships into the spotlight. The planetary emphasis is in freedom

loving Sagittarius and you’ll need to review all those areas where you feel restricted and unappreciated.

After the 17th, dynamic Mars in ambitious Capricorn enables you to get what you desire.

LeoJuly 24 - August 23

There is plenty of activity on the home front for Leos during October. Energetic Mars asks what needs

improving but stern Saturn demands you check how resourceful you can be. With Inspirational Venus

in industrious Virgo it shouldn’t be too hard to start up new projects and see them through. November:

Make the most of energetic Mars in the love and romance sector of your chart until the 17th. The

Sun is still illuminating some domestic and family matters and there may be some home improvements

that still need finishing. Creative ability is high as harmonious Venus shines her favourable light on you

VirgoAugust 24 - September 23

October’s planetary aspects bring passion and excitement to normally reserved Virgos. Maverick planet Uranus and Expansive Jupiter are in pivotal

sectors of your chart and new ideas for money making schemes present themselves. Communication is on the agenda, but with a completely new angle.

November: With your ruler the industrious Mercury in far-reaching Sagittarius, this could turn out to be

the month where you achieve anything that you have set your heart on. Beneficial Venus in balanced

Libra travels the financial sector of your chart and the 13th is particularly advantageous for success

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LibraSeptember 24 - October 23

Task master Saturn leaves your sign on the 5th and won’t be back until September 2039! Whatever you

have been through during this time you will have learned a lot and you can now put difficult times behind

you. The new moon in your sign on the 15th heralds the start of creative new projects. November: Task

master Saturn in Scorpio is now in the financial sector of your chart and some reviewing and balancing of the

books will be necessary. Communication is highly favoured this month and with Venus in your sign you’ll find entirely new way of getting your message across.

As a diplomatic Libran, you are sure to succeed!

ScorpioOctober 24 - November 22

October marks a new cycle for Scorpios. Mars, one of your planetary rulers, leaves your sign for adventurous

Sagittarius on the 7th and communicative Mercury will have arrived on the 5th. The biggest challenge is responsible Saturn arriving for his 2 ½ year stay

on the 6th. Its now time to re-focus on your goals. November: It is your birthday month and with energetic Mars and enterprising Mercury in your financial sector, the focus is on finances and income. Saturn has now entered your sign and he is here to stay! Solid plans

and ideas can now begin take shape as you should feel able to dispose of any old habits that hold you back.

SagittariusNovember 23 - December 22

This month turns your attention towards demands in your personal life. Striking a balance between energy spent on work and energy spent on domestic matters is essential now. Sun and Mercury in balanced Libra

will help you to get your message across in a diplomatic but firm manner. November: Communicative Mercury and energetic Mars are both in your sign this month;

you should feel at the top of your game! Your ruler, the optimistic and expansive Jupiter favours relationships

and all dealings with others. Your self-confidence should be at an all time high as new people enter your life.

CapricornDecember 23 - January 19

Expansive Jupiter is in a pivotal sector of your chart and work and health matters come to the forefront.

A blast of personal energy comes your way as Saturn, your ruler, urges you to focus and show your

leadership skills. Inspired with new confidence you’re at your most convincing this month. November: All areas of your career and your work are highly favoured during November, as beneficial Jupiter

in Gemini brings interesting opportunities to your doorstep. Saturn, your ruler, is now in resourceful

Scorpio, this ensures that steady application of your willpower will help you to achieve all your objectives

PiscesFebruary 20 - March 20

Change is in the air for Pisceans during October. Although your home and family are highlighted,

there is also a distinctive pull toward excitement and adventure. You know that you want to shine, and with energetic Mars in daring Sagittarius you are

open to exciting and challenging ideas. November: Communicative Mercury joins pioneering Mars

in an exciting sector of your chart. This can bring opportunities to expand your horizons, both intellectually

and spiritually. Ultimately – the heat is on and it’s now time to acquire the knowledge and wisdom that

you require for a brand new phase of your life!

AquariusJanuary 20 - February 19

October highlights your ambitions and your purpose as duty bound Saturn arrives at the highest point in your

chart. Your sense of achievement is heightened and it is a good time to develop new business plans and goals. The new moon on the 15th brings opportunity for an exciting new adventure. November: The Scorpio Sun

joins serious Saturn at the highest point of your chart and your goals and ambitions can be reviewed this month. Groups, clubs and involvement with new networks are of particular interest to you as Mars and Mercury travel

through adventurous and courageous Sagittarius.

THE COSMOS DURING OCTOBER AND NOVEMBER

October is the month of balance as the Sun travels through the sign of the scales. Justice and fairness are always top priorities for Libra and as communicative Mercury moves into passionate Scorpio on the 5th, ideas and opinions on these subjects may be strongly voiced. Relationships also come up for review and as powerful Mars crosses into Sagittarius on the 7th issues of freedom and liberation come into focus. Saturn, planet of duty and responsibility, moves into Scorpio for a 2 ½ year stay on the 6th. Librans can breathe a sigh of relief as this long stay is now over. Scorpios must now learn about responsibility and resourcefulness. Delving into our needs and wants becomes increasingly important and new beginnings are possible after the Libra new moon on the 15th

November: Possessions, wealth, investments and our resources are the focus for November. Responsible and disciplined Saturn, now in Scorpio for the next 2 ½ years ensures a different approach to these areas of our lives. The Sun highlights Scorpio ability to be very resourceful and creative, and also to make do with what we already have. Motivational Mars and Communicative and far-reaching Mercury in Sagittarius, can open minds and broaden vision in all things. Venus, the planet of love and relationships, is in her own balanced sign of Libra, presenting opportunity to give and receive unconditional love in previously untried ways. The Scorpio new Moon on the 13th entices us to get to the bottom of things, to confront our fears and limiting habits and be ready for transformation and change.

NAVIGATE LIFE WITH KNOWLEDGE AND COSMIC AWARENESS

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‘Children in Theatre’ is the first book of its kind – a practical guide designed specifically for the parents of children in showbusiness, written by the UK’s leading children’s casting director.

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As we are approaching that time of the year again when

we “remember remember the 5th of November” the team at Companion Care Vets offer some handy tips on preparing your pet for the loud bangs and flashes that come with fireworks.

It is important to start thinking about desensitising your dog more than one or two days before fireworks night. Many pets are successfully helped through desensitisation and sound-bites are available that simulate the random and unpredictable noises of fireworks. It should be played in the weeks leading up to the firework season, gradually building up the volume and length of time it is played. Your pet will then gradually become used to the noises and begin to ignore them.

A free MP3 download of firework noise is available at http://www.dogsandfireworks.com

As well as working to desensitise your pet it is also important to ensure there is a safe haven that is away from the main source of noise and able to be darkened to hide flashes. Prepare the area in advance, with lots of comfy blankets to allow your pet to burrow.

Take your pet to this area several times before the event, giving him the opportunity to settle there with a chew or toy for a while….feed him there a few times too.

Dogs: On the day make sure you take your dog for a walk and allow him to go to the toilet before it is dark and fireworks begin. Feed him in the evening also as this will make him more sleepy and settled in the safe haven.

If your dog begins to show signs of stress, Do NOT try comfort him as this will reward the behaviour, instead try distraction with a game or an easy training session, switch on the TV or radio and try to maintain a normal quiet, family evening as this normal routine may help to calm your dog.

Should desensitisation techniques not work for your dog, you may have tried in past years but not seen any improvement, it is advisable to discuss medication with your veterinarian. In some cases medication is the best solution and ideally this should be started 2-3 weeks before the firework season begins.

If you would like any more advice we recommend you contact your local veterinary surgery.

Claire Fryer

Fireworks and Pets

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Bookies Favourite Clare Balding

The BBC and Channel 4’s queen of sport unveiled her book, ‘My

Animals and Other Family’ recently at Newbury Racecourse. The book promises to be a funny, brave and

tender story of self-discovery.Clare comments; “As the daughter

of a champion trainer and with The Racecourse Newbury being my local track, I felt it only right to launch my first book there,

surrounded by horses.” Clare explains; “I had spent most

of my childhood thinking I was a dog, and suspect I had aged in dog years. By the time I was ten I had discovered the pain of unbearable loss. I had felt joy

and jealousy. Most important of all, I knew how to love and how to let myself be loved. All these

things I learnt through animals. Horses and dogs were my family

and my friends. This is their story as much as it is mine.”Newbury Racecourse and

Along The Thames have teamed together to bring you the

opportunity of winning a signed copy of Clare Balding’s book ‘My

Animals and Other Family’.

For your chance to win a signed copy of

‘My Animals and Other Family’, please answer the following

question and email your answer to office@alongthethames.co.uk by the 9th November 2012.

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Have you turned your heating on yet? The days are getting shorter, the sun is low in the sky, and the end of the year is near. The icy blast of winter is just around the corner, already the cold starts to bite.

Don’t despair. I know summer is a long way off, but wrap up and get out and about. Our woodlands especially now are a riot of colour. They glow with yellow and gold, here and there a splash of red just adds to the magic of the season.

While you are looking up, take a minute to look down and you may see one of nature’s miracles. Dark and secretive spreading all over the forest touching every tree, fungi mycelium extend through the soil like an intricate web. These fine threads secrete enzymes that break down complex molecules into food, which not only feed the fungi but also the trees whose roots they grown on. This symbiotic relationship is essential for woodland life.

How do you know the mycelium are there, well this time of year they give themselves away and are easy to spot, or at least their fruiting bodies are. Whether you know them as toadstools or mushrooms, it doesn’t matter. Autumn is bonanza time for mushrooms. The mushroom you

see pushing its way up from underground is the tip of the iceberg. It’s the fleshy, spore bearing, fruiting body of the fungi.

Mushrooms push above the soil mainly at this time of year in order to release the fungi spores into the wind, dispersing new fungal colonies throughout the area. The shape we most commonly recognise is like the mushrooms in the supermarket, but they do come in all shapes and sizes. The Puffball for instance, is a spiky table tennis ball shape when squeezed the spores shoot out on a stream of escaping air.

If you would like to go mushroom hunting, start with semi mature or mature woodlands, the older the better. Look under trees as the mycelium underground attach themselves to the smaller tree roots. If you spot dead standing wood or fallen rotting wood, these can be great hunting grounds. The fungi growing here are helping to break down the dead wood returning the nutrients it contains back to the woodland.

With over 3,000 different types of mushrooms they come in all shapes and sizes, from Bracket fungi on dead standing wood to the Puffballs and Boletes on living wood. You may be living closer than you think to

fungi. Woodchips used by many gardeners, is dead rotting wood and attracts mushrooms. Fungi and their mushrooms are not confined to the woods, look at lawns and you may see a fairy ring of mushrooms. The underground mycelium is living in harmony with the grass roots and may have been doing so for many hundreds of years, the size of the ring is an indication how long the fungi has been present.

There are many species of fungi some are very good eating, others can make you very ill and may require a stay in hospital. If you have children with you make sure you keep an eye on them. Be careful when picking and eating. If you want to pick wild mushrooms, get a lot of training from an expert. Some species are almost impossible to identify in the field.

Only eat it, if you are certain what it is, otherwise stay away. Be careful even if you have touched fungi; never lick fingers, etc, as toxins can be present on skin. And if you want to take your fungi spotting to the next level join a recording group organised by The British Mycological Society http://www.britmycolsoc.org.uk/

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It is no secret that when it comes to business cash

flow is still king and this is especially the case with small and medium-sized businesses (SME’s). Yet it is surprising the number of SME’s that do not tackle this issue head on and this combined with the record level of outstanding debt owed to SME’s (including freelancers and contractors) means that many need to take action to address this.

Whilst it may not immediately cause a problem, particularly if you are able to source funding through personal means, in the longer term cash flow management is critical to accessing bank funding. Banks will look at a business’s cash flow systems and internal controls in determining whether an SME is ultimately ‘bankable’.

Mike Hutchinson from Bacs Payment Schemes Ltd (Bacs) says the increasing value of late payments and the extended terms that many SME’s are now experiencing, highlights the important role that automated payments can play in maintaining a smooth cash flow.

Outstanding debts to the country’s small and medium-sized businesses have reached a high of £35.3 billion - that’s an increase of almost £2 billion on the last reported figure from six months previously, and the largest overdue amount

measured to date, according to new research from Bacs.

The company behind Direct Debit and Bacs Direct Credit found that the average amount owed to SMEs stood at £45,000 at the end of 2011, up from £39,000 earlier in the year. Despite the proportion of SMEs experiencing late payment having fallen (down to 785,000 from 861,000), their combined debt is now bigger than ever.

In addition, businesses are waiting longer for their invoices to be settled. In the second half of 2011, SMEs said they were waiting on average 29.6 days longer than agreed payment terms, an increase over the 28-day delay reported in the first half of 2011.

And it appears that big businesses are still, in the main, those least likely to pay on time as more SMEs (41 per cent) say they are the ‘worst offenders’ compared to private companies, individuals, other SMEs and government departments.

“Our research highlights the challenges faced by many thousands of SMEs in chasing payments from customers and maintaining a healthy cash flow which is the life blood of any successful business,” added Hutchinson.

“We would always recommend that anybody running a business ensures that as many regular payments as possible are automated in order to maintain financial control. This will reduce the stress and financial cost of chasing payments for business owners.

“Ultimately it is an issue for businesses of all sizes to address as prompt payment is not only good for the individual businesses involved in any given transaction, but throughout the whole supply chain.”

Philip King, chief executive

of the Institute of Credit Management, says: “Although disappointing it is no surprise that the volume and value of late payments is rising and shows that the Government (through the department of Business, Innovation and Skills - BIS) is right to be prioritising ‘late payment’ as a key focus of resource.

“Larger companies must do more to pay their suppliers on time, and be obliged to sign up to the Prompt Payment Code (PPC); Government should also take the lead by only awarding public sector contracts to those firms who are part of the Code and can demonstrate a genuine commitment in this area.”

The Government-sponsored Prompt Payment Code encourage companies to pledge their commitment to meeting invoice terms, and a similar private sector effort called Pay On Time, have formed to help SME’s recover late payments. Direct Gov has more details on recovering money owed. For further information on automated payments please visit www.bacs.co.uk or go to www.thesmartwaytopay.co.uk, the home of The Smarts, an animated family who use automated payments to help improve financial management and control.

Founded in 1968, Bacs, the not-for-profit, membership-based industry body is owned by 16 of the leading banks and building societies in the UK, Europe and the US. Responsible for the schemes behind the clearing and settlement of automated payments in the UK including Direct Debit and Bacs Direct Credit, Bacs has been maintaining the integrity of payment related services for over 40 years.

Harriet Subramanian

Automated payments: The key to keeping the cash fl owing in bad times

1. The research was carried out on behalf of Bacs by BDRC Continental, among 489 SMEs in UK, during December 2011. SMEs are companies with up to 250 employees and each respondent was a senior financial decision maker.

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Last edition’s article identified the volume of change facing businesses and the business transformations that are necessary in order to respond to such radical changes. It also identified how difficult it is to get these transformations right. How can companies transform themselves in an environment of constant and substantial change?

In a recent study, the percentage of CEOs expecting substantial change rose from 65% in 2006 to 83% in 2008, up by 18%. The same CEOs reporting that their organisations had successfully managed change rose just 4% from 57% in 2006 to 61% in 2008. When you think about this, the difference between expecting change and feeling able to manage it rose significantly. In 1986, we were looking at the difference between 65% and 57% - that is 8%. In 2008, the respective numbers were 83% and 61%, a “change gap” of 22 – almost 3 times the “change gap” of 2006.

The same study found that most change programmes fail. However, it isn’t all doom and gloom. The CEO study identified that the top 20% of organisations are successful 80% of the time.

How can companies thrive when faced with these challenges? Certainly not by doing nothing, or “tinkering at the edges”. Change is insufficient; transformation is needed. What is necessary is a deep understanding of the scale and severity of the problems that are being created by change, and a boldness of response accompanied by resolute determination to transform. It is vital that a strong “guiding coalition” is formed to drive through the transformation, and that an organisation

is assembled to design and implement the transformation. The need for transformation, and understanding of the nature of the transformation, must be communicated throughout the organisation. This communication must not be solely “top down” but must enable a two-way flow of views, ideas and concerns, engaging everybody in the end point and the journey. Some will not wish to make the journey; some will need help and assistance – appropriate responses are needed in both cases.

In designing the transformation, only looking internally is insufficient. An approach solely focused on adapting what you already have is unlikely to be bold enough. Transformations need to be outside-in, not inside-out. Most companies have a tendency to look at their capabilities and try to work out how to adapt them to fit their markets. The exceptionally successful look first at identifying opportunities for growth, actively seeking the views of visionary customers and industry experts. They then look at which of their capabilities they can use or adapt, which new capabilities they need to create, and which capabilities exist in the open market that they can acquire or source through some partnership arrangement.

There is no greater challenge for business leaders than driving true business transformation. For many there is no alternative other than the future extinction of their businesses. The line of Bobby Kennedy comes to mind – “Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” I dare you!

Phil Walker

Thriving when transformation is the new ‘normal’

The best loved pantomime of them all, Cinderella, is coming to the Kenton Theatre this Christmas. Affable and charismatic Buttons will be there to look after the poor put-upon Cinders while the Ugly Sisters cause havoc and mayhem in their boisterous fashion. Will the magical and enchanting Fairy Godmother find a way for

Cinders to go to the ball and meet her romantic handsome Prince?

The Kenton will be staging Cinderella as an ‘old style’ traditional panto with a professional cast.

Director, Heather Simpkin said ’I am thrilled that the Kenton is staging Cinderella; it will be a very special Christmas event. It is a real treat for actors to appear at the Kenton because of its history and the fact that it is such an intimate venue. The connection between them and the audience is something very special and we want it to be the ultimate traditional show with lovely costumes. It is a show for the whole family.’

There will be eleven performances of Cinderella from December 21st – 29th 2012.

Tickets are available online www.kentontheatre.co.uk or from the box office 01491 575698.

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Saturday October 13th, 8pmA sensational Irish Music & Dance Spectacular

CELTIC DREAMA selection of the finest dancers and vocalists from around Ireland. Celtic Dream takes audiences on a

breathtaking journey of music, song and dance.Monday October 29th, 11.30am, 2pm

Andy & Mike’sTICK TOCK TIME MACHINE

Join Andy Day, star of CBeebies Andy’s Wild Adventures alongside his comedy partner Mike James for infectious

energy and sense of fun. When in the attic at their ‘fun pad’ – locked for many years by their great, great

grandfather, they find a mysterious machine inside. Will they make it back to the here and now or be trapped in the

mists of time forever? Fun for all the family, suitable 3+Thursday November 1st – Friday

November 2nd, 7.30pmImmersion Theatre presents

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING EARNESTMistaken identities, icy women, trivial banter and

potent cocktails. Set in the present day, Oscar Wilde’s classic is vividly brought up to date.

Friday November 9th, 7.30pmTHE NATIONAL YOUTH JAZZ

ORCHESTRA IN CONCERTThe 22-piece Orchestra provides a glittering showcase

for the very best of our young jazz musicians under the direction of Mark Armstrong. The concert opens

with The Queen’s Suite originally written for the Queen and presented to her by Duke Ellington and

will pay tribute to the Great British Songbook. Sunday November 18th, 4pm

ROBERT POWELL presentsDICKENS’ VILLIANS

in this one-man show Robert Powell, draws from the writings of Dickens and his biographers to bring

to life the most interesting characters of all: the villains, without them there would be no plot.

Sunday December 2nd, 2.30pm, 7.30pmBallet Theatre UK presents

A CHRISTMAS CAROLFilled with joy, laughter and heart-breaking moments this new production combines traditional ballet with captivating theatre performed to a glorious score.

Friday December 21st December – Saturday December 29th

The Kenton Theatre presents - CINDERELLASee opposite page

Please mention Along the Thames Magazine when booking.

contact the box office Monday to Friday 11am - 5pm, Saturday 10am - 1pm

01491 575698OR VISIT OUR WEBSITE FOR ALL PRODUCTIONS AT

www.kentontheatre.co.ukNew Street, Henley-on-Thames, Oxfordshire, RG9 2BP

Free Parking available in Waitrose car park after 6pm

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Visits to interesting gardens, stately homes and

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Group visits to Theatres and places of Cultural Interest

OCTOBER14th: Thames Valley Chorus are running a Free One-Day Singing Workshop for men at the St John Centre, Church Road, Woodley, Reading RG5 4QN. All welcome 10.00am - 4.00pm. Call 0845 301 0449 E:learntosing@tvchorus.co.uk www.learntosing.org.uk 19th: ‘Magic Evening with Ian Keable’ in aid of Iain Rennie Hospice at Home, 19.30, Coleshill Village Hall. Tickets £15 include a 2 course supper.(B)19th - 20th: Lane End Players present ‘Calendar Girls’, 20.00, Lane End Village Hall. Box office: 077064 26320.20th: ‘Countryside Workout’, join the NT ranger team for fun and fresh air, from scrub clearance to copping, all welcome, 10.00 - 16.00, Hughenden Manor, High Wycombe. For further information, tel: 01494 755573.(NT)20th: ‘Morgan & West – Time Travelling Magicians’, 18.30, Micklefield Community Centre, High Wycombe. (Suitable for adults & children 7+). Tickets: 01494 522396.(B)20th - 21st: ‘Cliveden Apple Days’, 11.00-16.00, fun for all the family, Cliveden, Taplow (Normal admission charges apply).(NT)20th - 21st: Pumpkin Carving, Odds Farm Park, Wooburn Common Road, Wooburn Common. 01628 520188; oddsfarm.co.uk.22nd: Marlow Recital Society supper recital, 19.30, Vine House, 9 Glade Road. To book tickets: 01628 48229923rd: Marlow Jazz Club presents ‘Five Star Swing’, 20.30, Royal British Legion Hall, Station Approach.24th - 28th: ‘Hellfire School of Witchcraft and Wizardry’, an hour of spooky fun, 11.00, 13.00 and 15.00. £7.50 per child including entry to the Hellfire Caves, West Wycombe.26th: ‘Halloween Spectacular’, follow the candlelit trail to the village to see the awesome fire eater or try your hand at the many spooky activities, 18.00 - 21.00, Chiltern Open Air Museum, Newland Park, Gorelands Lane, Chalfont St. Giles, HP8 4AB.26th - 28th & 31st: ‘Hellfire Fright Nights’, descend into the dark and soak up the atmosFEAR! Be prepared to be scared silly, an

experience not for the faint hearted, 18.00 - 21.30, Hellfire Caves, West Wycombe. (Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult).27th: ‘Pumpkin Party at Cliveden’, 11.00 - 16.00, come dressed up and bring a pumpkin, the biggest one wins a prize. Plus try your hand at pumpkin crafts or take part in the trail, Cliveden, nr. Taplow. (Normal admission charges apply).(NT)27th: Pumpkin Party, Cliveden, Taplow, 11am - 4pm. Pumpkin crafts, Cost: £2 per child. (Normal admission charges apply).(NT)27th - 4th Nov: Spooky Halloween Fun and Pumpkin Carving,Odds Farm Park, Wooburn Common Road, Wooburn Common. 01628 520188; oddsfarm.co.uk.27th - 31st: ‘Pumpkin Carving’, 11.00 - 16.00, (£2.00 per child), Hughenden Manor, High Wycombe. Normal admission charges apply).(NT28th: Fascinating Fungi - Woodland Walk, Runnymede, starting from the top of Coopers Hill Lane, Englefield Green, off St Jude’s Road. 11am - 1pm. Booking essential on 0844 2491895. 01784 432891;NT28th: ‘Out and About with the Ranger’, join a NT Ranger and get an insight into how the countryside is managed followed by a walk, 10.30 - 15.00, booking essential, £3 per person. Meet at Hilltop car park, West Wycombe, HP14 3AH. Suitable for 8 years+, to book: 01494 755573.(NT)28th: Swimathon, WindsorWindsor Leisure Club, Clewermead Road - Windsor Lions ClubMaidenhead Mike: 0845833479/swim@windsorlions.co.uk28th: Rocket Theatre presents ‘Lord Arthur Savile’s Crime’, 19.30, Booker Memorial Hall, HP12 4QS. (Suitable for adults & children 13+). Tickets: 01494 525642.(B)28th & 31st: ‘Haunted Hughenden’, tour the Manor by night with the house manager and listen as he unlocks stories of the rumoured haunting of Hughenden, 17.30 - 18.30, Hughenden Manor, High Wycombe. Booking essential, £10 per adult, £8 per child. Suitable for 8 years+, to

book: 01494 755573.(NT)29th, 31st and 2nd Nov: Family Fun

Autumn Walks, Woodlands, at Cliveden,

Taplow, 11am - 1pm. Free, fun 3km guided activity walk, aimed

at 6-12 year olds. Accompanied children only. 01628 605069;NT31st: Wild Wednesday - Halloween Spooktacular, Cliveden, Taplow, . 11am - 3pm. Take part in the spooky trail and claim your delicious prize. Cost: £2 per child. 01628 605069; 30th: ‘The Twilight Zone: West Wycombe Village and Hill’, 16.00 - 18.00, take a twilight trail around ancient West Wycombe Hill in search of bats and other creatures of the night. Toast marshmallows around the campfire and listen to ghoulish tales! Booking essential, suitable for 5 years+, to book: 01494 755573.(NT)

NOVEMBER1st - 4th: ‘Spooky Crafts’, 11.00 - 16.00, Hughenden Manor, High Wycombe. Normal admission charges apply).(NT)3rd: Marlow Bottom fireworks, Burford School playing field, Marlow Bottom.

3rd: Cookham Scouts Fireworks, gates open 17.30, bonfire lit at 18.30

and fireworks at 19.00, Formosa Meadow, Mill Lane, Cookham.3rd: Flackwell Heath Family Fireworks & Bonfire night, gates

open 18.00, display 18.45, Carrington playing

fields. Tickets available from H/W Tourist Information Centre, tel: 01494 421892.3rd: High Wycombe Round

Table Fireworks display, Four Ashes Field, Terriers, High Wycombe.3rd: Bonfire and Fireworks Spectacular, Upton Court Park, Slough. Tickets on sale now

or on the gates. 01753 875194; slough.gov.uk.3rd: Family Day and Firework Spectacular, Ascot

Racecourse, Ascot. United House Group Day racing during the day, plus family attractions, fun fair rides for all ages. Fireworks at 6.45pm.

Last Admission and any re-admission advised before 4pm. Under 18s go free with a racing ticket-holding adult. Fireworks: Only tickets. 0844 346 3000; ascot.co.uk.

3rd: Fireworks and Fun. Maidenhead United’s football ground in York Road, Maidenhead. 17:30 - 19:30. Fireworks

If you would like your event advertised contact 01628 771 419 / 07711 887107 or e: office@AlongTheThames.co.

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ONGOING EVENTSMaidenhead Produce Market1st and 3rd Thursday of the monthMaidenhead High Street The Farmers Market, , 2nd Sunday of the month from 10am, Grove Street Car ParkBusiness Biscotti - MarlowEvery second Thursday 9.30 - 11.30amDanesfield House Hotel, Marlowwww.businessbiscotti.co.ukThames Valley Business Womens GroupEvery second Monday 7pm for 7.30pm startCIM, Cookham, www.TVBWG.comBusiness Biscotti - Maidenhead Every third Thursday 9 - 11amTemple Golf Club, Maidenheadwww.businessbiscotti.co.ukMidas Antique FairsCrowne Plaza, MarlowEvery 4th Sunday, 10 - 4pmStanley Spencer Gallery1st April - 4th November, 10.30am - 5.30pm daily

Maidenhead Over 30’s Disco partiesevery Friday, 8.30pm - 1am, Bird Hill Golf Club, Drift Road, off Hawthorn Hill SL6 3ST

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at 19:00. Linkfoundation.co.uk.3rd: Fireworks Spectacular and Carters Steam Fair, Boyne Hill Cricket Club, Boyn Grove, Bath Road, Maidenhead. 14:00 - 22:00. Grand Firework Display from 5pm (Entrance tickets needed - £3 per person, under 5s free).3rd: Combined Charities Fair, the Town Hall, St Ives Road, Maidenhead. Get ready for Christmas! 3rd: Story Shop Productions presents ‘Heroes & Villains with Isla St Clair’, 20.00, St Paul’s Church Hall, Wooburn. (Suitable for adults & children 7+). Tickets: 01628 525512.(B)3rd -16th: Marlow Music Festival, Shelley Theatre and All Saints’ Church.4th: Marlow Half Marathon, 09.30, Higginson Park.4th: Windsor Emporium, Guildhall (first floor), High Street, Windsor. Arts, crafts and antiques fair, every first Sunday of the month. 10am-4pm: 07900 285919; windsoremporium.co.uk.4th: Marlow Country Fayre, 10.00 - 13.30, Dean Street car park.5th: Foxes Piece Fireworks Display, gates open 18.00.5th: Downley Fireworks and Torchlit procession, details TBA.8th: ‘Tea Dance’ organised by the Marlow Community Association, 14.00-16.00, Liston Hall.10: Christmas Fayre, 11.00 - 16.00, Moor Hall, Cookham. Free parking, free entry.10th: St John the Baptist Autumn Fayre, 10.00, Cookham Dean Village Hall.17th: ‘Countryside Workout’, join the NT ranger team for fun and fresh air, from scrub clearance to copping, all welcome, 10.00-16.00, Hughenden Manor, High Wycombe. For further information, tel: 01494 755573.(NT)21st: ‘Christmas Shopping St Albans’, a Four Seasons trip, 09.15, Liston Hall.22nd: High Wycombe Christmas Light switched on.22nd -24th: The Marlow Players present ‘Wife after Death’, Shelley Theatre, Court Garden Leisure Centre, Pound Lane.23rd: Proteus Theatre Company presents ‘The Secret Garden’, 18.30, Bledlow Ridge Village Hall, HP14 4AL. (Suitable for family audiences 5+). Tickets: 01494 481507.(B)24th: Maidenhead Christmas Lights Switch on at the Town Hall from 17:00

25th:‘Christmas Market’, free entrance, carol singers, mince pies, mulled wine and lots of stalls selling unique gifts, 10.00-16.00, Crowne Plaza Hotel, Fieldhouse Lane.30th: Hank Wangford presents ‘No Hall Too Small’, 19.30, War Memorial Hall, Downley, HP13 5XJ. (Suitable for adults& children 7+). Tickets: 01494 436161/437422.

DECEMBER2nd: Cookham Christmas Street Party,, between 13:00 and 16:30

6th: Late Night Shopping on the High Street. Father Christmas procession

from 5.45pm. High street closed from 3.30 until 10pm8th: Reindeer Racing, Maidenhead organised by Maidenhead Rotary Club to support local charities - 10 yrs + £1, below 10yrs 50p. Lisa 07876341334

8th: Reindeer in the High Street, Maidenhead between 11:00 and 17:00

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I will be bett er organised this year!There are many

things about Christmas we can all agree

on. It’s complicated, time-consuming and expensive.

Don’t get me wrong, I love this time of the year. The autumn colours are gone but the days are frosty and the berries on the trees shine brightly. The last of the fireworks have fizzled out and as the cold nights draw in, we begin to turn our minds to Christmas.

Every year I promise myself that I am going to be more organised. I make a list. I underline in different colours (that’s right – I colour coordinate Christmas). I make coffee and review the list. It’s only November so I am feeling quite virtuous. I put it in a safe place. And forget about it.

Then mid December comes and I suddenly wake up to the fact that I never made the Christmas cake early. Luckily

most shop bought ones look and taste the same.

The shops are teeming and I’m too hot in my coat and have no idea what to buy, especially for Absent Husband who, of course, shops only on Christmas Eve with no stress.

My thoughts turn to turkeys, which for the last four months I have seen in my village pecking away in the fields. But has that jolted me into ordering

one? No and I find myself last minute scouring

supermarket freezer departments.

And as for Christmas cards – my fingers are numb writing them. Absent Husband finds it amusing that I don’t use printed address labels. That would certainly be a good idea, if only all the addresses actually made it onto the contacts list in the first place. And let’s not forget the good old argument about the Christmas lights. Why haven’t I got new bulbs for the broken one? I’ve only had twelve months.

It’s always interesting how

Absent Husband’s Christmas functions clash with school concerts. Suddenly, singing a carol is done through gritted teeth as you hold on to your last bits of sanity. And forget about glamming yourself up for Christmas drinks. There’s no appointments left at the hairdresser; should have booked them earlier.

Wrapping up all the presents is fun too: especially when you leave it until Christmas Eve and you have everything ready but no sticky tape. And it’s midnight.

Still, we all love Christmas really and I certainly have many happy memories. So this year, maybe I won’t make a list and I won’t try to do everything like a coffee table book says I should. I’ll just go with the flow and try to find the peace that every Christmas phrase tells us to look for.

Merry Christmas...Vanessa Woolley

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Bahnstormer is one of the largest BMW motorcycle dealerships in the UK based in Alton, Hampshire and now in a brand new facility in Furze Platt Road, Maidenhead. In addition to arguably the finest range of motorcycles available today with BMW, Bahnstormer Maidenhead stocks the exciting Husqvarna street and enduro motorcycles(which you may not know has been a BMW Group product since 2007).

BMW will probably be best known for its adventure motorcycles featured in the “Long Way Round” with actor Ewan McGregor and friend Charley Boorman and their epic round the world ride. On the back of this the BMW GS bikes have

now helped transform many a person’s dream of motorcycle adventure into a reality, such is their ability to take on the world (or just a trip to the shops).

The brand then took on the superbike market with the S 1000 RR and smashed people’s preconceptions of what BMW is about. When launched, it blew away the motorcycling press (and all its peers), something that it continues to do today by being the benchmark in this class.

It is well worth a trip to Bahnstormer to experience other class leading machines from the new maxi scooters; the C 600 Sport and C 650 GT, to the ultimate 6 cylinder tourers; the mighty K 1600 GT and GTL.

For those looking to start riding, Bahnstormer has a range of learner legal 125cc Husqvarna motorcycles in either Super Moto or Enduro style, both starting at a very affordable £3,900.

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Policing Matters Think cyclists and cyclists please think

Tyre death rise reinforces time for a change

In stark contrast to a steady decline in recent years, the number of people killed or seriously injured in a tyre related accident increased sharply in 2011.

The alarming figures released from the Department for Transport, just days ahead of October’s tyre safety month, reveal that 205 people were killed or seriously injured in an accident where illegal, defective or under-inflated tyres were a contributory factor.

Worryingly, the shocking statistic is an eight per cent rise on the previous year’s figures and goes against a year-on-year decrease since TyreSafe was formed.

“These latest figures are very disturbing, especially given that the number of casualties in all road accidents also rose for the first time in many years. It really does reinforce the need for drivers to regularly inspect their tyres to make sure they are safe and legal. October’s tyre safety month is the perfect opportunity to carry out some basic tyre checks and help put a stop to this needless loss of life,” said Stuart Jackson, chairman, TyreSafe.

As part of October’s campaign, hundreds of garages and tyre retailers across the UK will be offering free tyre safety checks. Despite the tyre

industry’s ongoing efforts to educate drivers about the importance of regular tyre maintenance, the level of neglect continues to be a problem. Indeed, during 2011 the AA and RAC attended more than 825,000 tyre related breakdowns between them alone.

“We’re aware that in these ongoing tough economic times, some drivers are running their tyres longer than normal or perhaps switching to part worn tyres when they need replacing. But our message is clear. You can’t compromise or take chances with tyre safety. By trying to save a few pounds, you could actually pay a much higher price in the long-run. By spending just a few minutes each month to check the condition of your tyres, not only can it actually help you to save money, but more importantly it will help keep you safe during the treacherous winter months,” added Jackson.

For more information about TyreSafe and tyre safety month, visit www.tyresafe.org

Road Casualty Data taken from the Department for Transport’s Road Casualties in Great Britain reports, 2006 – 2011, Article 4, table 4a.

Following on from the fantastic success of our Great Britain athletes this summer there seems to be a growing number of cyclists on the roads. This is good for the environment as well as for the individuals concerned but it all adds fuel to the car versus bike debate. As someone who has always cycled to work I am often appalled by the standards of driving and the lack of courtesy shown to me as a cyclist. Likewise when I am in the car I cannot understand those cyclists who hold up the traffic by cycling two or three abreast or by refusing to use a perfectly good cycle lane installed at great expense by the local authority. For cyclists the Highway Code makes it quite clear that you should use a cycle path where there is one. Likewise you should never cycle more than two abreast or in single file where the road is narrow or busy. For car drivers section 163 of the Highway Code states that when overtaking a cyclist you should leave at least as much room as you would when overtaking a car. As an advanced driver, for me that means you should not be in the same marked lane as the cyclist when

overtaking. The Highway Code does not create specific

offences but if you fail to drive or ride according to it then you may be prosecuted for other offences. In the case of a car driver this can lead to the loss of your licence. If you want to find out about local policing or crime then you can visit us at www.thamesvalley.police.uk. There you can also sign up to Thames Valley Alert and find out about what crime is happening in your area.

Inspector Ray WilksThe views expressed in this article are those of the author and not necessarily those of the Thames Valley Police

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Many drivers realise that in cold temperatures tyre pressure drops, affecting their performance and reducing their grip. This can happen at temperatures 7oC and lower, and let’s be realistic, that is most days in a British winter. The safest way to make sure the cold temperature doesn’t affect yours and your cars protection, over the frosty season, is by using tyres that have been engineered to cope with low temperatures and icy terrain.

On icy roads, winter tyres can bring your car to a standstill a surprising 11 metres faster than summer tyres. As if the potential of saving your live was not enough, this increased breaking performance could save you money on repaired bodywork and increased insurance premiums in the case of a preventable accident - See table belowSo don’t compromise your safety this winter and invest in some winter tyres.

Don’t lose your grip

With twice as many accidents happening in the winter than summer*, it’s a fact that driving conditions can become much more dangerous, even in the UK.

We speak to Sytner Maidenhead BMW and MINI to find out the reasons why we should consider putting winter tyres on our cars

*Data provided by leading car insurer.

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