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    J UL Y 2007

    Vol 45, No.6

    ISSN0516-9623 (Print)

    ISSN1935-8369 (Online)

    Editor,American Atheist Press

    F r an k Z in d l er

    Editor,American Atheist Magazine

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    From The President

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    J u st ic e SeesNeed ToP ro te ct Re lig io u s F reedom

    -B ut Isn t It A lrea dy P ro tecte d?

    by Ellen Johnson

    Amer ican Atheists 33rd Annual National Convention

    Appointment of Four New State Directors

    A Transi tional Fossil o f Rel ig ion

    by Jim Corbett

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    Damnable Syllogism

    by Robert M. Price

    God Would Be An Atheist

    S ed uc ed in to re lig io n - W h y fa ith p ers ists

    by Martin Foreman

    Book Review

    T he M us so lin is A mo ng U s

    by Jim Burgtorf

    The Probing Mind

    Eunuchs Fo r Ch ris t

    by Frank Zindler

    A Personal Story

    by Jorg Aadahl

    Ask The Expert

    The Book Of Revelation

    by Frank Zindler

    Foxhole Atheist Of The Month

    Ken Bronste in

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    Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolut ion

    The On ion

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    f rom the pres ident

    U.S. Departtnent Of Justice Sees

    Need To Protect Religious Freedom

    -But Isn t It Already Protected?

    Ellen Johnson

    I

    ebruary of this year,U.S. Attorney General Alberto R. Gon-

    zalesannounced a newinitiativecalled

    T he F ir st F re edom Pro jec t

    allegedlyto protect religiousliberty.The attorney general made

    his announcement at an ExecutiveCommittee Meeting of the

    Southern Baptist Convention. On the same day, the Department of

    Justice (DOJ) releasedits Report on LawsProtecting ReligiousFree-

    dom, for FiscalYears2001 to 2006.

    My first reaction is to say that the words religious liberty

    and religious freedom are not found in the Bill of Rights. I have

    to throw that in there because so many Theists say this about the

    phrase separation of church and state.

    Ironically, the DOJ has even appointed a Special Counsel

    for Religious Discrimination. Well isn't this a case of the pot call-

    ing the kettle black? What single institution in America is allowed

    to discriminate against its fellow citizens in the name of Jesus? Yes,

    religion. The religious discriminate against each other, and us, and

    the law allows them to do this in hiring at their universities for

    instance. But they love to cry discrimination every time they are

    accused of not abiding by the law.

    T he F irs t F re ed om P ro je ct

    initiative doesn't confer any added

    protections for religious liberty. The law is the law. This initia-

    tive is just a bunch of feel-good pandering to the religious by the

    BushAdministration. The Department of Justice is even going to

    give seminars to the religious to help them to better understand

    what their rights are.

    Since when does religious liberty need a Department of

    Justice initiative to protect it?The majority of U.S. Supreme Court

    Justices and most of the Federal District Judges were appointed by

    Republicans who overwhelmingly vote conservative on social issues

    like state-church separation. Our schools, military and prisons are

    overrun with extremist Christians, yet they apparently think they

    need the government to provide another layer of protection for

    their

    rights. This initiative may be a bit extreme but it shows how

    worried the Theists are. Religious liberty isn't what is being under-

    mined, rather it is their liberty to engage in religious violations that

    is being undermined. .

    This call to arms on their part reveals that we are doing a

    very good job of fighting back against their attempts to use the gov-

    ernment to promote their religiosity.We may not be winning all of

    the battles but we are fighting back like never before. The religious

    are getting suedmore often and people are complaining about their

    violations on a large scale.

    One of the examples that Attorney General Gonzalez cited

    of the government's protection of our religious liberty wasover an

    AMERICANATHEIST ~ JULY2007

    issue at the Balch Springs, TexasSenior Citizen Center in 2004. At

    the city-run senior center, a group of seniors were praying, holding

    Bible studies, singing gospel music, preaching and doing blessings.

    Another group of seniors didn't like it and complained. The Cen-

    ter stopped the proselytizing and rituals and when they did they

    were sued. The court sided with the believers. Curiously, the attor-

    ney general didn't refer to this as a free exercise or establishment

    clause case. He called it a free speech issue.

    The court ruled that the Center had the right to allow this

    and all other speech. That's not sobad. I suggest that the complain-

    ing seniors take them up on that. A bit of

    Ath e ist

    proselytizing,

    singing, studying and more will be just the ticket to get them to

    decide that maybe there shouldn't be that much

    .fr ee speech.

    When the religious give examples of violations of their

    rights, they don't usually tell the whole story. In this controversy,

    you cannot get the other side of this issue anywhere. There aren't

    any reports from the defendants on how bad it was. The attorney

    for the defendants wouldn't even talk to me about the case.

    There is no doubt in my mind that the Theists at the senior

    center went over the line with their religious practices and were

    bothering everyone else. This caseshould never have gone to court

    or ever had the Department of Justice get involved. It's simply

    a case of religious people annoying the hell out of everyone else.

    It's about people being obnoxious and the religious are famous for

    that.

    Attorney General Gonzales asks, Why should it be permis-

    sible for an employee standing around the water cooler to declare

    that 'Tiger Woods isGod,' but a firing offense for him to say 'Jesus

    is Lord?' These are the kinds of contradictions we are trying to ad-

    dress.

    Our government is investigating contradictions? Surely

    there are more pressing issues for our government to focus on. Isn't

    drug addiction more harmful? Isn't cancer more serious? Doesn't

    mental illness deserve more attention? Nope. We'd rather focus on

    a senior citizen center where a group of adults wants the right to

    annoy the hell out of other seniors.

    There are ten times as many violations of our rights than

    there are of the religious. We know this because wehear about these

    violations from Atheists like you, all the time. But you don't have

    the government on your side. Youhave US on your side. And with

    YOU on our sidewewill continue towork, like no other group can,

    to protect your rights and the rights of Atheists all acrossAmerica.

    So, on behalf of all the Atheists who are helped by

    Amer ican

    Atheis ts ;

    Thank you for your continued support.

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    Night l ine Debate - We got took

    Editor,

    I attended the debate on May 5, which was ostensibly to be

    about the Way of the Master salesmen Kirk Cameron and Pat Com-

    fort's claim that the existence of God can be proven scientifically

    without a doubt. There were no surprises. I thought Brian Sapient

    and Kelly from the Rational Response group dropped the ball a

    few times, but Kirk and Pat weren't even in the game. Which iswhy

    in a real sense the Liars for Christ won. They won just by being

    there.

    After leaving thedebate it occurred to me what I should have

    known all along--we got took Kirk and Pat never had any intention

    of putting up even a specious scientific argument. What they want-

    ed--and got--was the opportunity to preach to a national TV audi-

    ence.The whole scientific proof gambit was similar to the girly act

    in the old side shows. Some Little Egypt (or a reasonable facsimile

    thereof) would sway her hips before the crowd of marks eager give

    up their money to the barker hoping they would see something,

    which of course they never really did. I'm sure the vast majority of

    Kirk and Pat's intended target audience is genuinely naively super-

    stitious and susceptible to pedestrian sentimentality masquerading

    as ethics and distorted claims peppered with scientific terms pass-

    ing for science. But Kirk and Pat are old whores at this game. They

    are not merely wrong; they are liars. If they really and truly wanted

    to debate the scientif ic proof of god, evolution or the constitutional

    basisfor the separation of church and state they would have done

    the research at legitimate science and legal websites to support

    their view for the express purpose of using the flaws in their op-

    ponents' own atheist and evolutionary arguments and evidence

    against them. What they were allowed to do was put on their own

    Christian girly show, to lure attendees and potential TV viewers

    into the tent only to preach to them.

    Unfortunately for our side, Brian and Kelly, while well inten-

    t ioned and essentially correct with facts and logic, mostly debated

    from the standpoint that this whole exercise isabout facts and logic,

    which it certainly is not. (Brian sat there with his mouth open in an

    understandable state of incredulity while the traffickers in willfull

    ignorance regurgitated their preposterous sludge.) I felt while they

    were more than qualified from an intellectual standpoint they were

    unskilled at handling sl ick charlatans who have been at this game

    a lot longer than they. To be fair, we are between a rock and a hard

    place here.Torefuse to lower one's self to dignifying

    Creationists' drivel by responding to it would only provide

    them with an opportunity to portray rationalists as cowards and to

    divert attention from their own intellectual and moral cowardice. I

    would have l iked to have seen either Edwin Kagin, who does not

    suffer fools gladly, or Massimo Pigliucci,* who suffers them grace-

    fully, at the helm.

    Dennis Horvits, NYC,NY

    Democrats lose My Vote

    Editor,

    I was not surprised, but am disappointed, to see the number

    of Atheists who vote Democratic in the survey result in American

    Atheist Magazine. I attended a talk recently at Strand Bookstore in

    L et ters to th e Ed ito r

    NYCby two Atheist writers (I forget their names) and one of them (a

    feminist Atheist) declared we won when referring to the Novem-

    ber 2006 election. The people in the audience applauded and yelled

    their delight. I almost puked

    I don't know about you, Ellen, but I have turned my back on

    the Democrats because they have turned their backs on Atheists

    and other freethinkers. I recall how many Democrats showed up

    at GAMOW and the Atheists in Foxhole rallies in D.c. (Does zero

    sound about right?) I recall Sen. Joe Praise Jehovah Lieberman,

    who declared that Americans do not have freedom from religion. I

    recall every Democratic senator racing out to the Capitol steps with

    their GOPcounterparts to yell out Under God as they recited the

    Pledge of Allegiance after the 9th Circuit Court ruling. I recently saw

    liberal' Senator Chuck Schumer on C-Span declaring that of course

    under God belongs in the Pledge of Allegiance Eliot Spitzer, New

    York's new Democratic governor, wanted to give $1,000 tax vouch-

    ers to parents sothey could send their kids to private schools, most-

    ly Catholic (this betrayal of the public school system was thankfully

    defeated).

    And when Hilary Clinton was reelected this November, the grin-

    ning people standing behind her at her victory celebration were not

    Atheists, but Hasidim All men, of course The same group that she

    pandered to in 2000, and who block-voted for her like they always

    do in elections to obtain special privileges no one else receives.

    What did she promise these religious bigots and zealots, who are

    against gay rights, modern science, abortion, military service and

    reporting for jury duty? These people literally get away with murder

    in New York,and one day some one will expose their crimes. I know

    for a fact that Hasidic slumlords hire drug addicts and gang mem-

    bers to terrorize rent-controlled tenants they want removed so they

    could turn the buildings into condos or market rentals. Many ten-

    ants flee, and some have been killed. The police do nothing. When-

    ever, a Hasid is a crime victim, the whole community riots, and in

    one instance Hasidim stormed and vandalized a police station The

    pol ice did nothing because they know they are dealing with un-

    touchables': Any other ethnic group would be greeted with gunfire

    if they stormed a police station and attacked police officers. These

    are Hilary's allies

    The Democrats have also extended their outstretched arms

    to the growing Islamic community. Anti-American mullahs are em-

    braced and courted for the same reason the Hasidic rabbis are.To

    deliver their community's votes to the Democratic party Think of

    it, Ellen No Democrat would be caught dead appearing at a free

    thought event anywhere in the country, or make any positive state-

    ments about Atheists or Humanists. They even give the Ethical Cul-

    ture Society and Unitarians a wide berth

    But these bearded nightmares from the Middle Ages are de-

    clared to be good Americans because they are people of faith

    But of course, the Democrats who spit in our faces welcome

    our votes. They know that seculars probably account for about

    20%-25% of their base.Where else would we go, they say.So they

    take our support for granted and reach out, slobbering, to the Re-

    ligious Reich, right-wing Catholics, the Hasidim and the mullahs.

    After all, the Democrats are a party of faith too

    No lesser-of-two-evils approach will ever get me to vote for a

    Democrat. The Democratic Party is not our ally and we most cer-

    tainly did not win in November

    Dennis Middlebrooks

    Brooklyn, NY

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    K an s as O u t law s P rac t ic e O f Ev o lu t io n

    by t he on ion-www. theon ion .com

    (Humor)

    TOPEKA,S-IN response to a Nov.7 referendum, Kansaslawmakers

    passed emergency legislation outlawing evolution, the highly

    controversial process responsible for the development and diversity of

    species and the continued survival of all life.

    Lawmakers decried spontaneous genetic mutations.

    From now on, the streets, forests, plains, and rivers of Kansas

    will be safe from the godless practice of evolution, and species will

    be able to procreate without deviating from God's intended de-

    sign, said Bob Bethell, a member of the state House of Representa-

    tives. This isabout protecting the integri ty of all creation.

    The sweeping new law prohibits all living beings within state

    borders from being born with random genetic mutations that

    could make them better suited to evade predators, secure a mate,

    or,adapt to a changing environment. In addition, it bars any sexual

    reproduction, battles for survival, or instances of pure happen-

    stance that might lead,after several generations, to a more well-

    adapted species or subspecies.

    Violators of the new law may face punishments that include

    jail time, stiff fines, and rehabilitative education and training to rid

    organisms suspected of evolutionary tendencies. Repeat offenders

    could face chemical sterilization.

    To enforce the law, Kansas state police wil l be trained to inves-

    t igate and apprehend organisms who exhibit suspected signs of

    evolutionary behavior, such as natural selection or speciation. Plans

    are underway to track and monitor DNA strands in every Kansan

    life form for even the slightest change in al lele frequencies.

    Barn swallows that develop lighter, more streamlined builds

    to enable faster migration, for example, could live out the rest of

    their brief lives in prison, said Indiana University chemist and pro-

    intelligent-design author Robert Hellenbaum, who helped com-

    pose the language of the law. And butterflies who mimic the wing

    patterns and colors of other butterfl ies for an adaptive advantage,

    well, their days of flouting God's will are over.

    Human beings may be the species most deeply affected by

    the new legislation. Those whose cytochrome-c molecules vary less

    than 2 percent from those of chimpanzees will be in direct viola-

    tion of the law.

    Under particular scrutiny are single-cell microorganisms, with

    thousands of field labs being installed across the state to ensure

    that these self-replicating molecules, notorious for mutation, do

    not do so in a fashion benefiting their long-term survival.

    Anti-evolutionists such asHellenbaum have long accused

    microorganisms of popularizing an otherwise obscure, agonizingly

    slow, and hard-to-understand biological

    process.These

    repeat of-

    fenders are at the root of the problem, Hellenbaum said.We have

    the fossi l records to prove it.

    No species is exempt, said Marcus HOlloway, a state police

    spokesman.Whether you're a human being or a fruit fly-if we de-

    tect one homologous chromosome trying to cross over during the

    process of meiosis, you will be punished to the full extent of the law.

    Although the full impact of the new law will likely not be

    felt for approximately 10 million years, most Kansans say they are

    relieved that the ban went into effect this week, claiming that evo-

    lution may have gone too far already.

    If Earth's species were meant to change over successive

    generations through physical modifications resulting from the ad-

    aptation to environmental challenges, then God would have given

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    them the genetic predisposition to select mates and reproduce

    based on their favorable heri table traits and their ability to thrive

    under changing conditions so that these advantageous qualities

    would be passed down and eventually encoded into the DNA of

    each generation of offspring, Olathe public school teacher and

    creationist Joyce Eckhardt said.Tt's just not natural.

    Some warn that the strict wording of the law could have a del-

    eterious effect on Kansas'mostly agricultural economy, since it also

    prohibits all forms of man-made arti ficial selection, such as plant

    hybridization, genetic engineering, and animal husbandry. A police

    raid on an alleged artif icial-insemination facility outside McPher-

    son, KSon Friday resulted in the arrest of a farmer, a veterinarian,

    four assistants, one bull, and several dozen cows.

    Agribusiness leaders, who rely on evolution science to geneti-

    cally modify crops, have voiced concerns about doing business

    with Kansas farmers.

    If Kansans want to ban evolution, that is their right, but they

    must understand that we rely on a certain flexibility in the natu-

    ral order of things to be able to deliver healthy food products to

    millions of Americans, said Carl Casale, a vice president with the

    agricultural giant Monsanto.We're not talking about playing God

    here. We are talking about succeeding in the competitive veggie-

    burger market. *

    Copyright 2007, Onion, Inc. Al l r ights reserved.

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    The Essence of Christianity

    W

    t is Christianity all about? Or, as at least two im-

    portant books (by Adolf von Harnack and Ludwig

    Feuerbach) from around the turn of the century put

    it, what is the essence of Christianity ? For this is

    what we want to know, e.g., when we ask in the abstract how Chris-

    tianity is to be estimated alongside the other world religions. Is it

    just one more can of soup in a row of others? It might be so even if

    this can has a label reading Hinds, while that one says Campbell.

    Often such redundant products are even made by the same company

    To a great degree, I think the analogy is not a bad one. On the one

    hand, there are theological differences within each faith that are eas-

    ily as great as those separating one faith from another. So no religion

    has a monolithic unity of identity. But on the other hand, all of them

    sooner or later, here or there, turn out to be facing the same agenda

    of issues and to have evolved a similar smorgasbord of responses to

    those issues.

    So we must ask what makes Christianity unique, or more

    modestly, what is distinctive about it in the sense that every religion

    is unique or distinct unto itself. Jacques Derrida

    (Limited, Inc.)

    con-

    tends that there is no proper use of any piece of language. There is

    no inherent real meaning that governs correct use. There is only

    convention. Dictionary writers and grammarians just agree that a cer-

    tain cross-section of current usage will count as proper English, the

    King's English. But every straight use of it invites twisted use.

    Without isn't it would be no fun to say ain't. Everything invites a

    parody of itself, a distortion of itself. The straight line doesn't rule out

    flexibility; rather, it gives you something to be flexible with.

    This implies that any definition ofwhat Christianity really is

    or is supposed to be is going to be merely descriptive, not prescrip-

    tive. Any textbook orthodoxy will be useful only as an ideal type,

    a conceptual yardstick to use in measuring the varying proportions

    of real live Christian groups. Their variations from the norm do not

    count against them. They are not heresy in the sense of thought-

    crime. To the contrary, these differences reveal what is distinctive

    about a particular Christian sect or thinker. If they are to some extent

    not true to type, unorthodox, sowhat? That just helps to chart their

    position on the theological map. It doesn't mean they're charting a

    course to Hell, or out of the True Church. Maybe the Moonies or the

    Mormons or Matthew Fox are getting pretty far from the essential

    Christian norm. That may mean they are in the process of evolution

    into something else, just as Christianity eventually reached the point

    where it could no longer be counted a Jewish sect. Maybe you. think

    they should call themselves something else than Christian. Eventually

    they'll probably agree with you. Till then, why be in such a rush to

    segregate the wheat from the tares?

    Damnable Syllogism

    by Robert M. Price

    The

    Essence

    of the

    Essence

    of Christianity

    What is, then, the essence of Christianity? Before we separate

    the form from the content, we have to make an even finer-tuned

    distinction. We have to use a heuristic device that is sharper than

    any two-edged sword, dividing between joints and marrow, soul and

    spirit, and, as Seymour Chatman says (Story and Discourse), between

    the content of the content and the form of the content. I think

    that what constitutes the essential content of Christianity is a central

    doctrine, and a theological doctrine is a different kind of thing from,

    say, a central principle or a central moral value. It matters a great deal

    whether you think the essence of Christianity is love, or you think it

    is the doctrine of the atonement. Everything is going to. be different

    from there on in, depending on that starting point.

    And I am going to argue that the essence of Christianity is

    not love, but is in fact the doctrine of the atonement. That does not

    mean that the atonement is supposed to be better than love or more

    important than love. It's just that love is the common possession of

    all the religions. It is not what distinguishes them from each other.

    Contrary to what the Johannine Jesus says, all will [not] know that

    you are [his] disciples [merely] because you have love toward one an-

    other. That wouldn't tell them you weren't Jews, Muslims, Hindus,

    Humanists, ete.

    If you are thinking there is something wrong here, you are

    thinking what Kant and the Eighteenth-Century Rational Religion-

    ists thought: it is the distinctives of religion that lead to religious

    wars, not what they have in common, certainly not love. Might it not

    be better to shear away those distinctives, since they threaten to get

    in the way of love?

    As I understand it, the Christian doctrine of the atonement

    means more or less this. Human beings, thanks to the Fall of Adam,

    are fatally tainted with sin, in a fundamental state of moral impotence

    and alienation from God. The self is the center of interest, where God

    should be. And if God were central, things would fall naturally into

    place. Loving and serving God, we would thrive like a heliotropic

    plant that always bows in the direction of the sunlight. Such was our

    nature till it jumped the track when Adam sinned and fathered a race

    and a social system of sinners. We are born in sin like a fish born in

    water. Thus it would take radical surgery to lift us out of the briny

    deeps of sin and make us breathe air on the surface. We can no more

    reform ourselves by good intents and efforts than a fish can simply

    decide to live on land from now on.

    God would have been well within his rights to wash his hands

    of us, but instead he went the second mile and provided the radical

    surgery, the means of re-creation, rebirth. This he did by the atone-

    ment ofJesus Christ. At the very least this means that Jesus was alto-

    gether righteous and thus could not have deserved the punishment of

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    death or indeed any punishment at all. But he died a punitive death,

    on the Roman cross, to take the punishment for the sins of the hu-

    man race. And though his atoning work is said to be all-sufficient, we

    are not out of the woods till we consciously embrace his sacrifice on

    our behalf. We have to admit we are sinners and accept a salvation

    we need and could never have earned. Those who do not consciously

    embrace the gospel of salvation will not receive its benefits.

    If Jesus Is the Answer What is the Question?

    This salvation, this solution, raises more problems than it

    solves.

    One :

    What about the future? Are you on your own with the

    sins you may commit before you die and get past the finish line?

    Many early Christians lived in fear and postponed baptism till their

    deathbed just to play it safe.

    say morally noble non-believers are not saved. The options would

    seem to be:

    1)

    You a re sa ved by good wo rks , r egardless o f yo ur be lie f.

    This

    means God's grace overlooks error in belief, but not immoral ac-

    tions.

    2) You a re sa ved by o r th odox be li e f, r egardless o f your wo rk s .

    This means God's grace overlooks immoral actions but not errors in

    belief. He is a strict theology professor, and he doesn't curve grades.

    But neither does he care how wild you party, as long as you study for

    the exam.

    3) Everyone is sa ved by the g ra ce o f God, r egardle ss o f th eir be lie f

    o r deeds .

    4) The traditional popular Christian view, that you a re sa ve d by

    a com bin a tion o f f a ith and wo rks (a diversified portfolio), each being

    necessary but neither being sufficient by itself. But in this case, grace

    has little to do with it.

    I'd say Christian theology has usu-

    ally gone with number rwo. You are saved

    by right belief. When all is said and done, a

    sinner seems to mean simply not a Chris-

    tian believer, since the latter is the danger-

    ous and depraved state from which one must

    be extricated. That is not to say that immor-

    al behavior is ignored. No, specific sins are

    roundly condemned. But the crucial point is

    that conversion does not necessarily change

    this. If you're lucky, it may, but stories of

    such dramatic night-and-day turnabouts are

    tall tales that float around the evangelical

    community like water-cooler chatter about

    someone on TV who won the Lottery. Most

    lives are mediocre and stay that way, despite

    all the Dieting with Jesus books.

    What conversion does change is your

    beliefs, or the intensity of them, or your

    membership in a particular religious group.

    So belief, being in with in-crowd of the

    144,000, is what matters. You can still com-

    mit sins and yet be a Christian, as the bum-

    per sticker assures a surprised world: Chris-

    tians aren't perfect, just forgiven. And why

    are they, and not you, forgiven? Because they

    are Christians. Not because Christ has died

    for them. If that were all there was to it, why,

    then you, Mr. Satanist, you, Ms. Secular Hu-

    manist, would be forgiven, too But there are

    no bumper stickers proclaiming these glad

    tidings.

    No, they are forgiven because, unlike you, they believe Christ

    died for them. It all comes down to passing that exam. Thus the old

    joke is no joke: Junior sees his Grampa reading the Bible and religious

    tracts and he asks mom why. She says, He's cramming for his finals

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    if the change conversion makes is more than a clean slate

    (Go and sin no more, lest something worse befall you John 5:14),

    if it is rebirth as a new creature who walks in the Spirit, why do we

    still find pretty much the same old temptations and defeats awaiting

    us after the initial period of neophyte enthusiasm?

    Th ree:

    why should your response to the atonement, or even

    your knowledge of it, make any difference? If Christ died to save you,

    mustn't it have worked?

    To make salvation depend on your believing in the atone-

    ment, i.e., in the doctrine of the atonement, aren't we simply saying

    you are saved by cognitive works? Maybe not doing the right thing,

    but by believing the right thing. This is the inevitable result once we

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    .

    What a Tangled Web We Weave

    When We Practice to Believe

    You see, Christianity did not bring into the world an answer

    to an ancient longing, a long-delayed salve for a festering wound.

    No, it created the problem to be able to peddle the solution. You

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    only think you have the problem the Christian gospel will solve

    if you already accept the Christian bill of goods. Karl Barth put it

    euphemistically by saying that we are so blinded by sin that we do

    not even know the right question to ask till we hear the answer. But

    I think Dietrich Bonhoeffer was more to the point when he said

    Christianity survives by circling like a vulture, trying to make the

    healthy believe they're sick so they will buy the patent medicine we

    have to sell. Like asbestos in your basement: the stuff's only toxic

    once the environmental experts get there to remove it and start stir-

    ring up the dust of death.

    How did the doctrine first emerge? Here is one plausible sce-

    nario. Jesus of Nazareth is put to death for anti-Roman sedition. His

    followers denied he deserved a criminal death; he was innocent of all

    charges. (Was he? That's another can of worms.) His disciples faced

    two options for understanding what had happened. Either he was a

    sinner abandoned by God to a richly deserved fate, which is what

    Jesus' enemies thought, or he did not deserve his fate. They believed

    the latter. But then a related problem had to be addressed: how come

    God let him die? He wasn't being punished for any sins of his own.

    But death is a punishment for sin, so he must have died for some sins.

    It must have been the sins of others.

    This was nothing new. Jewish martyrs' deaths were typically

    explained this way. At this stage of the game there was no central

    doctrine of an atonement. It was simply a rationalization for the oth-

    erwise apparent failure of divine providence to safeguard Jesus. The

    earliest Jewish Jesus sectarians probably did not view him as a savior

    in the now-traditional Christian sense at all. Nor were they called

    Christians. (The word Christian appears only three times in the

    New Testament, and in late writings, Acts and 1 Peter, and it is always

    a term applied by outsiders.) This is an important point, implying

    as it does that Christianity as such did not exist till the atonement

    doctrine existed. Thus the atonement is what constitutes a religion

    as Christian.

    The atonement doctrine may well have emerged (as Sam K.

    Williams argues in Jesus' Death as Saving Event) as a piece of Hel-

    lenistic Jewish missionary theology. Gentile God-fearers admired

    Jewish theology and ethics, but they remained hangers-on at the

    margins of the synagogue, not full, circumcised proselytes, because

    they did not relish embracing the whole mass of Jewish dietary and

    ceremonial customs. Some of them began to join communities of

    Jews who expected the return of Jesus as the Messiah, and a new

    problem arose. Jews looked to the Jerusalem temple sacrifices to

    atone for their sins. Gentiles were beyond the pale, unclean before

    God, outside the Levitical system of sacrificial atonement. How

    could God accept them as full members of the household of faith?

    In other words, how could they now receive full admission to the

    synagogues of Jews who revered Jesus? We can see the controversy

    over this point in Paul's Epistle to the Galatians: do Gentile believ-

    ers in Jesus have to become full proselytes to Judaism and keep

    the Torah regulations? Many Jewish Jesus sectarians assumed so.

    Remember, they weren't trying to start a new Jesus religion. That

    came later.

    A big step in that direction was the theological answer to this

    question that said Gentiles did not have to keep the rituals of the To-

    rah, because the death of Jesus had cleansed Gentile unholiness, like

    the atoning deaths of sacrificial animals had for the Jews. God had

    accepted Jesus' faithful martyr death as an atonement on the Gentiles'

    behalf The Epistle to the Ephesians and 1 Peter both make this point

    clearly. Christ's death has included Gentiles in the Jewish fold. His

    death has torn down the Berlin Wall that separated Jew from Gentile.

    What was it Gentiles needed to be saved from? Ritual un-

    cleanness, being unwashed heathen. Traditionally Jewish thought

    held that God required of Gentiles only the rudimentary command-

    ments of Noah in Genesis 9, an elementary slate of decency laws.

    Non-Jews were not required to keep the 613 commandments of the

    Torah. Those were for Jews alone. Gentiles weren't damned, unless

    they were immoral pagans, whose idol-worship led them into im-

    morality. Righteous Gentiles would be saved all right, but in the

    meantime, they just weren't part of the House of Israel. Even so, the

    question Paul and others faced was not whether Gentile God-fearers

    would be damned. The issue was whether they were entitled to full

    membership in the Household of God. And the death of Jesus pro-

    vided for their adoption as sons and daughters, as Jews already were

    by birth. This early version of the atonement doctrine was still quite

    a different thing than it has since become.

    The big change came once the Jesus sect had spread further in

    time and space beyond its Jewish origin. Since Jewish ritual taboos

    were dropped, the distinction between sin as ritual uncleanness and

    sin as moral guilt was lost. To say that Jesus died for the world first

    meant for the rest of the world outside Israel, but now it came to

    mean for the whole human race, including Jews. The original Jew-

    ish Jesus sect did not necessarily think their fellow Jews were damned

    for not believing in Jesus, any more than Rabbi Akiba would have

    damned Jews who didn't agree that Simon bar Kochba was the Mes-

    siah in 132 CEo But now Jesus was understood as the Savior from

    moral guilt and from divine damnation. So everyone had to jump on

    the bandwagon

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    Here is the logic as I see it: Look, we've got an explanation for

    the death ofJesus that says he can't have died for sins of his own, so it

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    must have been for someone else's.This means these others must have

    needed him to die for them. So their sin must have been something

    more serious than the Jewish concept of spot sins that could be

    dealt with by spot forgiveness here and there. Otherwise, why go to

    the trouble to send a divine savior?Again, Galatians: if things are still

    as they were under Judaism, then what was the point of Christ dying?

    It must have been necessary, so let's posit a condition serious enough

    to require it That's original sin, total depravity, something going way

    beyond the

    Ye tzer Ha ra h

    (evil imagination) that Judaism ascribes to

    human nature.

    Ironically, redemption theology only begins to make sense

    once you drop the expectation that it makes sense That is, you only

    begin to see what's really going on once you recognize that it is not

    theoretically coherent. You can stop looking for the logic of the thing

    and start looking for the psycho-logic that went into it. It is not an

    inference inductively arrived at. It is an after-the-fact rationalization.

    You stop looking for the reasons that account for it, for there are

    none. You seek instead for what the atonement is rationalizing. E.P.

    Sanders recognizes this. He observes that Paul thought backwards,

    from solution to plight, and ... his thinking in this, as in many re-

    spects, was governed by the over-riding conviction that salvation is

    through Christ. Since Christ came to save all, all needed salvation ....

    Paul did not begin by analyzing the human situation

    (Paul, th e Law,

    and th e Jewish People , 68 ).

    How can the Christian be sure everyone needs Christ's atone-

    ment? This is what we are asking when we tell the pushy evangelist

    that his faith is fine for him, but that we prefer another way. Why do

    I have to go your way?The answer, the real, psychological answer, is

    that It has to be the way for everybody without exception. If it's only

    for some people, I won't know

    i

    I am one of the ones it will work

    I

    ror.

    Sometimes, like Paul, who claimed to have been the chief of

    sinners, an evangelist will say, If it worked for me, it can work for

    anybody. But what this really means is, Since it will work for ev-

    erybody, then I can be sure, deductively, that it will work for me.

    The revival chorus celebrates All sufficient grace for even me. I

    must have certainty So for me to be sure the gospel will redeem me,

    I have to believe that you need it, too. Hence I cannot be satisfied

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    thinking you might not need it. If admit that something else might

    do the trick for you, I have to suspect that something else might work

    better for me, too. And since the much-vaunted claims that Christ

    changed my life are usually more statements of faith than accurate

    descriptions of experience, this suspicion would be fatal. I might then

    have to recognize that Christ is not living up to the advertising rheto-

    ric and get back on the road looking for another panacea. And I'm

    sick of that.

    A good but partial analogy might be the disingenuousness

    with which certain AIDS activists warn us that heterosexuals are ev-

    ery bit as much at risk as homosexuals are. The assumption is that

    straights will not get serious abour stamping out AIDS if they don't

    think everyone needs a cure or vaccine for it.

    It's another version of the problem that plagues Calvinists.

    God predestines the elect to be saved; there's no way they can fumble

    the ball. So the belief in predestination should be a source of great re-

    assurance, right? Calvin thought so. But he was wrong. His successors

    realized that since one could never be sure one was in fact one of the

    elect, since not everybody was, there was more reason to worry than

    ever before This is pretty much the same anxiety that the Christian

    evangelist is trying to fend off by insisting that you need his gospel,

    too, whether you like it or not. If it's not for everyone without excep-

    tion, it may not be for him either. And the fundamentalist wants

    nothing so much as security.

    Once unleashed, the doctrine of the atonement runs amok

    like a computer virus, corrupting every file. Once the question arises

    as to how sin could first have entered the picture in Eden, how the

    Fall ofAdam was even possible in the first place, God himself gets im-

    plicated. (And it is himself, not herself half the time, because I am

    willing-to argue that the maleness of God is a structural necessity in

    traditional Christian theology, the kind we are discussing here.) The

    logic will sound familiar to us by now, though no less pernicious. And

    Calvinists did not hesitate to embrace it. God, being all-knowing and

    all-powerful, cannot, in the nature of the case, have merely waited to

    see whether Adam would obey or disobey him. No, God must actu-

    ally have caused the Fall of Adam. Oh, don't worry, Francis Turretin

    reassures us, God didn't force Adam's hand. He just pulled the plug

    of sustaining grace at the crucial moment so that Adam lacked the

    wherewithal to resist Satan's temptation. (As if that gets God off the

    hook At least it shows the uneasy conscience of the Calvinist in the

    matter.) Why would the Almighty pull such a stunt? Well... if it's not

    broke you can't fix it, and God had this little plan of salvation in his

    pocket, see?

    This doesn't sound kosher to you? Despite their protests that

    it all makes perfect sense, theologians know how it sounds to any

    fair-minded person. Youwill say to me, then, 'Why does he still find

    fault? For who can resist his will?' But who are you, a mere mortal,

    to answer back to God? Will what is molded say to its molder, 'Why

    have you made me thus'? (Romans 9:19-20). In other words, Sit

    down and shut up But we are not answering back to God; we are

    answering back to fellow mortals who seem to think they are God.

    Mortals who think it lies in their power to condemn you to Hell for

    not believing in the doctrine of the atonement.

    Apologetics Means Never Having to Say You're Sorry

    Once things assume such nightmarishly surreal proportions,

    wouldn't you think someone would conclude their theory had, like

    Bugs Bunny, made a wrong turn at Albuquerque? How much more

    could the atonement doctrine find itself reduced to absurdity? By

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    now, merely to explain it is to refute it. Perhaps it isno surprise, given

    the male monopoly on theology, that theologians would show the

    male propensity, when hopelessly lost, to just keep going and not ask

    directions. To stop and double back now would be too devastating an

    admission of error. It is all a matter of cognitive dissonance reduction.

    If you're hell-bent on hanging on to the paradigm of classical Christi-

    anity, there is no expedient you won't seize upon to patch the rags.

    Wilfred Cantwell Smith hits the nail on the head:

    Actua lly th e only ba sis on wh ich th eir posi t ion can and

    do es rest is a lo g ica l in fe rence. It s eem s to th em a t h eo re t i-

    ca l im pl icat ion o f wha t th ey th em se lv e s c o ns id e r to be true ,

    t ha t o th er peopl e 's fa it h mus t be illusory. Per sona lly , I th in k

    tha t th is is to pu t fa r to o m uch w eigh t on log i cal im pl ica -

    ti on. Th er e have be en in nu m er abl e illustra tions o f man' s

    ca paci ty fo r sta r tin g from some cog en t th eo re tic a l p o s it ion

    and then in fe rrin g fr om it lo gica lly s ome thing else th at a t

    th e tim e seem s to h im persuasive but tha t in fact turns ou t

    on pra ctica l exa mina tio n no t to h old. It isf a r t oo sw ee ping

    t o c o nd e mn th e g re a t ma jo rity o f m ankind to liv es o f utte r

    mean inglessnes s and per haps to He ll, si mpl y on th e ba si s

    o f wha t seem s to some indi vi dua ls th e fo rce o f log i c.... Th e

    da mna tion o f m y ne ig hbor is too we igh ty a ma tt e r to res t

    on a sy llog i sm . (Th e Fa ith o f O th er M en , 122-123 )

    But such hobgoblin consistency is just what we might expect,

    seeing that the whole thing began as a cognitive dissonance reduction

    maneuver. In the wake of the execution of Jesus, somehow virtue

    had to be made of necessity. The atonement doctrine was the result.

    Otherwise, Christ died to no purpose (Galatians 2:21). And we

    can't have that. We can't brook genuine tragedy. It must have a happy

    ending. Forgive me for paraphrasing Paul: I have been crucified with

    Christ; it is no longer I who live, but Christ lives in me; and the life I

    now live in the flesh I live in denial.

    The history of the doctrine of the atonement is a long seriesof

    proposals for lending some sense to the thing. One grotesque analogy

    follows another, but, recalling what the Epistle to the Hebrews said

    of the Levitical sacrifices, if anyone of them had possessed any merit,

    the rest wouldn't have been necessary

    It is not merely a question of cross-cultural equivalencies, find-

    ing the appropriate counterpart in our cultural frame of reference.

    The problem is that of a drastic discontinuity of values between the

    biblical culture and our own, something far more serious than the an-

    cients believing heaven was literally above us, while we imagine it as,

    I suppose, another dimension. No, the whole atonement transaction

    presupposes the ancient confusion of criminal law with tort law, as if

    the sins of the world merely required a fine which a generous friend

    could payoff for us. Once one sees the logical difference between the

    two, as we have long ago drawn the distinction between astronomy

    and astrology, we should see that the atonement doctrine really has

    nothing at all to do with justice aswe define it. The closest analogy in

    our justice system might be a friend posting bail for a criminal pend-

    ing trial. This is a buying of someone's freedom by paying the price

    he cannot pay for himself But I doubt that this is really adequate.

    And nothing elseis.

    If we bemoan the unreasonableness of Christian spokesmen

    who insist on belief in the cross, we should not be surprised at it.

    How can one hold fast to such a doctrine except unreasonably? If

    they could coherently explain it to anyone's satisfaction, you can be

    sure they would.

    Physician, Heal Thyself

    Don't you see the irony of the situation when modern theolo-

    gians claim that, against critiques like mine, some sense can be made

    of the atonement? We are not talking anymore about a savior of sick

    mankind. Now we are talking about whether we can save the ailing

    doctrine of the atonement itself It is like the Ottoman Empire in its

    declining days, the Sick Man of Europe. It is no longer saving us;

    we must save it. But I say,why bother? The patient's brain-dead; why

    bankrupt the family by paying for the life-support contraption? Pull

    the plug

    I personally do not see how the centrality of Jesus Christ can

    be maintained without the doctrine of the atonement. If he is not

    central in this way, what is left? Harry Emerson Fosdick held that it is

    the personality of Jesus (as if we knew anything about it) that is the

    soul of Christianity. But this is to make Christianity into sentimen-

    tal fan-worship, a maudlin personality cult like the Elvis Cult.

    Neither will it do to hold, as Tillich did, that we value Jesus

    only insofar as that which is Jesus in him yields to that which is Christ

    in him, so that he becomes a perfect window through which we can

    behold God. If Jesus in this way tells us anything about God we did

    not know before, then it is something his individual personhood has

    contributed, and we are back to worshipping him as God. To say that

    God is like Jesus is really to say, we worship Jesus as a god. Ritschl

    admitted it when he redefined the Incarnation as the belief that Jesus

    has the value of God for us.

    I do not see how one can get around the simple truth of

    Socrates, when he admonished his disciples to think not of Socrates,

    but think of the truth. We dare not raise any idol up to a level equal

    with truth, or it will soon eclipse the truth, and the truth will become

    lost in its shadow. That has long since happened with the idol ofJesus

    Christ and Christianity. And this is why I believe those who see the

    chief attraction of religion in its lip-service to truth and love, more

    than in any trademark theological doctrine, ought to clear the air and

    confess their allegiance to truth and love rather than to any religion.

    Truth and love might be judged the true essence of all religions alike.

    But if that is so, then the inessentials, the secondary trademark doc-

    trines that lend any particular religion its distinctiveness, might better

    be dropped, and with them any particular religious label at all. *

    Robert Price fo un ded (a nd contin ues to edit) The Journal of

    Higher Criticism. He taug h t Ph ilo soph y a nd Re lig ion fo r a few yea rs

    a t Bergen Community Co llege in New Jer sey, th en New Tes tament In-

    terpre ta tion a t Drew fo r a coup le more . In 1999 he cam e on board w it h

    th e Council fo r Secula r Humanis m and fo un ded the No rth Je rs ey C en te r

    fo r In quiry . He and h is f am ily , now inc luding two daug h te rs , Victo ri a

    and Ver oni ca , re tu rn ed to North

    Caro lin a in 2001, wh ere he con-

    ti nu es to teach , wri te , and edi t .

    H is bo oks inc lud e Beyond Born

    Again, The Widow Traditions in

    Luke-Acts, Deconstructing Jesus,

    The Incredible Shrinking Son of

    Man, The Da Vinci Fraud, The

    Reason-Driven Life, and The

    Pre-Nicene New Testament. He is

    a Fel low o f th e Jesus Sem ina r a nd

    o f th e C om mittee fo r th e S cie nt ific

    Examinat i on o f Religion . He ca n

    be re ached a t crit icus@ao l.com .

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    Niles Rumfoord). He

    wrote,The name of

    the new religion,

    said Rumfoord, is The

    Church of God the Ut-

    terly Indifferent. The

    two chief teachings

    of this religion are

    these: Puny men can

    do nothing at all to

    help or please God

    Almighty; and Luck is

    not the hand of God.

    Freethought au-

    thor James A.Haught

    in his work 2000 Years

    of Disbelief: Famous

    People with the

    Courage to Doubt,

    quoted Vonnegut, as

    saying, How on earth

    can religious people

    believe in so much arbitrary, clearly invented balderdash? The ac-

    ceptance of a c reed,any creed, entitles the acceptor to membership

    in the sort of artificial extended family we call a congregation. It is a

    way to fight loneliness. Any time I see a person fleeing from reason

    and into religion, Ithink to myself, 'there goes a person who simply

    cannot stand being so goddamned lonely anymore,

    Another entry from Haught reveals that Vonnegut clearly

    rejected the supernatural and other trappings of religion. I am of

    course a skeptic about the divinity of Christ and a scorner of the

    notion that there is a God who cares about how we are or what we

    do .... Religious skeptics often become very bitter towards the end,

    as did MarkTwain .... I know why Iwill become bitter. I will finally

    realize that I have had it right all along, that I will not see God,that

    there is no heaven or Judgment Day.

    In Bluebeard, Vonnegut combined satire with philosophical

    insight.The trouble with God isn't that He seldom makes Himself

    known to us. He's holding you and me and everybody else by the

    scruff of the neck practically .... Contentedly adrift in the cosmos,

    were you? ...That isa perfect description of a non-epiphany, that

    rarest of moments, when God Almighty lets go of the scruff of your

    neck and lets you be human for a little while.

    Writing in FatesWorse than Death: An Autobiographical Col-

    lage of the 1980s,Vonnegut deciared,1 am an atheist (or at best a

    Unitarian who winds up in church quite a lot). He also cautioned,

    Saywhat you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith. I

    consider the capacity for it terrifying.

    During his lifetime, Vonnegut was the quintessential liter-

    ary provocateur, critic, nonconformist and a bit of a polite cultural

    bomb-thrower. Many have compared his wit and writ ings to those

    of Mark Twain. Hisessaysand novels were a staple, particularly of

    the generation that came of age in the 1960s,and was at the chaotic

    center of the civil rights struggle, opposition to the Vietnam conflict

    and other movements for social change. In death, Vonnegut's

    creative output will hopefully inform, stimulate and motivate future

    generations to doubt, question, investigate and, if necessary, rebel.

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    used satire,

    social commentary

    and philosophical

    criticism, died April 11,

    2007 at his home in

    Manhattan. Hewas 84.

    Vonnegut was

    a staple for several

    generations of readers,

    beginning with his

    dystopian science fic-

    tion novel PlayerPiano

    published in 1952. It

    established some of

    the key literary themes

    that characterized his

    future work, including

    a caution about the

    effects of technology on the human community and the dangers of

    media indoctrination and government bureaucracy.

    Vonnegut grew up in Indianapolis, IN,and during high school

    was editor of the school newspaper. After a short stint at Cornell

    University, hejoined the u s Army in 1942,and became an infantry

    scout in the European theater of operations. In December, 1944, he

    was one of several thousand Americans captured by the Germans

    during the Battle of the Bulge, and ended up in a POWcamp in

    Dresden. Heand fellow Americans were secured in the basement

    meat locker of a slaughterhouse, where they were fortunate enough

    to survive the devastating firebombing of the city. An estimated

    135,000 civilians and soldiers were killed. His experiences in

    Dresden became the basis of his future novel, Slaughterhouse Five,

    published in 1969. Its pacifist and humanitarian themes resonated

    with the growing opposition to the Vietnam War.

    Other novels and collections of short stories included The Si-

    rens ofTitan (1959); eat's Cradle (1963); God BlessYou,Mr. Rosewater

    (1965); Breakfast of Champions (1963); Galapagos (1985); Bluebeard

    (1987); Hocus Pocus (1990) and Timequake (1997).

    In his political essays,Vonnegut was a relentless critic of the

    Bush administration. He spoke out against military adventurism,

    economic inequality and other government policies. He served as

    honorary president of the American Humanist Association, replac-

    ing the prolific science-fiction author IsaacAsimov, in what Von-

    negut described as that totally functionless capacity. Nevertheless,

    Vonnegut expressed his Humanism and Atheism in talks,essays

    and opinion pieces. A survey of his writing, particularly his novels,

    reveals a spectrum of attitudes in respect to religion, ranging from

    the humorous to the acerbic.

    In Slaughterhouse 5,Vonnegut wrote:What the Gospels actu-

    ally said was: don't kill anyone until you are absolutely sure they

    aren't well connected.

    His novel The Sirens ofTitan presented readers with a bizarre

    alternative reality (complete with a manipulative spiritual move-

    ment headed by a wealthy, interstellar vagabond named Winston

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    Tran sition al F ossa of R e ligion

    I

    ecently read an article on the CNN website (April 6, 2007) by

    Dr. Francis S. Collins, M.D., Ph.D., who is the director of the

    Human Genome Project. Dr. Collins also has a new book titled,

    The Language of God: A Scientist Provides Evidence for Be-

    lief, and one presumes the article was meant to promote the book.

    Collins is another in a long line of authors who will make a

    une by cashing in on the easiest Ponzi scheme that ever existed-

    selling books by saying, I used to be an Atheist until I read C.S.

    Lewis and now I've committed my life to Jesus. (Personally, I used to

    be a Christian until I read C.S. Lewis; when I realized how lame the

    arguments were, I became an Atheist. Regrettably, one cannot make

    a

    fortune

    selling that conversion story. But I digress.)

    Collins says a big influence that started him questioning his

    theistic leanings was that the world of science had no answers for

    the nagging questions that people tend to ask about the human con-

    dition. These are questions that Dr. Collins felt science has failed to

    address: What is the meaning of life? Why am I here? If the

    universe had a beginning, who created it? Why do humans have

    a moral sense? and What happens

    after I die?

    In his favor, Collins acknowl-

    edges that science has gotten it right

    on topics like evolution through

    descent. Since he is the head of the

    Human Genome Project, we can

    feel good about the fact that he asserts that if any doubts lingered

    about evolution using only the fossil record as evidence, the study of

    DNA makes it abundantly clear that humans are related to all other

    living things. And he recognizes that this is in conflict with an ultra-

    literal interpretation of Genesis, but sides with religious thinkers like

    St. Augustine, who found it impossible to be exactly sure what the

    meaning of that amazing creation story was supposed to be. (Imag-

    ine that I have that same problem.)

    Collins boldly asserts that attaching oneself to such literal in-

    terpretations in the face of compelling scientific evidence pointing to

    the ancient age of the Earth, and the relatedness of living things by

    evolution, seems neither wise nor necessary for the believer. Actu-

    ally, I'm in complete agreement with the unwise part, but I think he

    needs to review the unnecessary part. The whole reason that funda-

    mentalists stick to the fundamentals is because they recognize that

    the entire story is a house of cards and if they let one card topple, the

    total structure collapses. But-hey, whatever. Right? He wraps up

    the whole thing in a neat little package by waxing poetic with, By

    investigating God's majestic and awesome creation, science can actu-

    ally be a means of worship. (Presumably there is no genuflecting in

    the lab, however.)

    by J im Corbet t

    But, wait. What really struck me about the entire article was

    that the premise Collins was actually asserting, though unwittingly,

    is a form of transitional fossil itself The premise follows along the

    evolutionary line that leads away from religion and to complete ac-

    ceptance of science as the only necessary tool for learning about and

    interpreting the universe in which we live. His observations are like

    a little mutation in a gene that may help people who are trapped in

    their fundamentalist way of thinking. And by exposing them to a

    radical new idea (i.e., Genesis doesn't have to be taken literally) they

    may move their thinking in the correct direction.

    We know that life forms did not emerge all at once in their

    final forms. Even Dr. Collins knows this. Creatures evolve in tiny

    increments that provide some benefit to the organism, and then an-

    other change occurs and another and so on until a new entity is cre-

    ated. There is neither a set time schedule nor a preferred end game to

    the process; it simply changes in the way that nature provides. Well,

    ideas evolve in the same way and some ideas require a longer time to

    be accepted and integrated into a culture than others do.

    i d ea s e vo lv e and som e ideas requ ire a longer t im e

    to

    be

    accepted and in tegra ted in to a cu ltu re than o thers do

    For example, when Paul of Tarsus (St. Paul to some reli-

    gions) began preaching about a new god named Jesus, shortly after

    the alleged resurrection of same, he was introducing a wholly new

    concept to the communities in which he visited. Those people al-

    ready had gods of their own, with whom, we presume, they were

    perfectly happy. Those gods had served their purposes for many years

    and had seen the people through thick and thin, to the extent that

    gods can do that-thank you very much.

    So along comes this new idea about a god who sent his son to

    die, ete., ete., and we all get eternal life if we just play by these rules,

    yada, yada, yada. And the upshot of all this was that many of the peo-

    ple preaching these new ideas were sent to the lions for asserting such

    nonsense. But the new idea stuck around and it evolved to incorpo-

    rate some of the existing lore from the surrounding communities, and

    1 and behold, it became the new religion of the land. But remember

    this: it took 300 years from the time that Paul started preaching until

    Constantine made Christianity the religion of the land.

    Now, let's fast-forward a few centuries and what do we find?

    Charles Darwin comes along and asserts a new scientific theory that

    upends a number of the core tenets of this now-long-established

    behemoth of a religion and many people naturally resist. They are

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    content with their religion; their social structure is built around that

    religion; people are naturally resistant to change and, of course, they

    are really invested in the whole life after death thing.

    But Darwin's idea is compelling. So scientists continue to in-

    vestigate, and much to the dismay of the fundamentalist believers in

    religion, the scientists make an escalating number of discoveries that

    make it really hard to accept some of the religious tenets on their face.

    But ideas evolve. So now, instead of rejecting the scientific theory in

    its entirety, the religious community is taking steps to accept the hard

    evidence but continue to pander to their audience with the soft-sell

    stuff of we can have our cake and eat it too, which is the position

    espoused by Collins.

    This transitional phase will lead to the next one after more

    compelling information is discovered. Scientists will get inside the

    DNA and unlock its secrets, and life forms that share the DNA of

    earth creatures will be discovered on other planets and numerous

    presently-unthought-of discoveries will be made. When that hap-

    pens, new generations will look back and realize that the comment

    by Collins, in which he says that science cannot answer the questions

    listed above, is really incorrect. Science CAN answer those ques-

    tions-Collins just doesn't like the answers.

    It took 300 years for Christianity to become fully accepted in

    the community at large. But Darwin's revolutionary idea was only

    introduced a little over 150 years ago. So clearly, more work needs to

    be done to educate the masses, and patience and perseverance will be

    needed to wait out the evolutionary process of teaching a society a

    new set of rules and values. Along the way we should be thankful for

    the transitional fossilslike the one provided by Dr. Collins. That will

    help move people away from superstition to acceptance of rational

    thought.

    It can be done, but it will take time. And even though Dr.

    Collins will make a fortune on his book by pandering to fools (and I

    won't make a nickel by sharing my observations) I am grateful for the

    service he provides by stepping into the role of gene mutation that

    may ultimately help humanity to move in the right direction.

    Humanity needs all the

    help it can get. *

    Jim Corbett lives in Ed-

    monds, Washington with his fam-

    ily and works as an executive in

    the online legal research business.

    He also runs two golf web sites

    and his most recentgolf book, The

    Pocket Idiot's Guide to Golf Rules

    and Etiquette came out in May,

    2007. Mr. Corbett can be reached

    at mrgoj@mrgo/fcom

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    The M ussolin is

    Am ong Us

    by Jim Burgtorf

    C

    hris Hedges, like Michelle Goldberg in

    K ing do m C om in g,

    provides an overview of the Christian Right and attempts

    to raise awareness of it as a dangerous mass movement

    with totalitarian, fascistic tendencies posing a very real

    threat to American democracy and individual liberty. There are many

    similarites to

    Kingdom,

    but a rather different perspective due to the

    two authors' differing backgrounds. Goldberg is a secular Jew, while

    Hedges is a graduate of Harvard Divinity School and still considers

    himself a liberal Christian:

    Many have observed that if fascism comes to America, it will

    not come with brown shirts and swastikas, but with familiar Ameri-

    can symbols and trappings. The core of the Christian Right move-

    ment is dominionism, which teaches that Christians have a divine

    right to rule all non-Christians, and that the Bible, literally read and

    inerrant, isthe source of all law, history, and science. The dominion-

    ists believe that America has been divinely ordained to impose this

    rule on the world, and only after this has been accomplished can

    Christ return to carry out the final, grisly destruction of all unbeliev-

    ers (including liberal Christians and most Catholics), laTimothy

    LaHaye's Left

    Beh ind

    novel series.

    Hedges' mentor was Dr. James Luther Adams, who had been

    his ethics professor at Harvard 25 years ago. Adams, who was then

    nearly 80, had been in Germany in the mid-1930s and saw first-hand

    the pro-Nazi German Christian Church. He recognized early on the

    disturbing similarities with the Christian Right in the US - the con-

    flating of religion and worldly power, nationalism, militarism, and

    intolerance.

    The bulk of the book is an inside look at the movement's

    means and methods. Hedges blames the rootlessness, anomie, and

    despair of modern life for much of the appeal of the Christian Right,

    which gives recruits a sense of belonging, purpose, and enemies to

    blame and hate. Scapegoating is always one of the most important

    techniques of fascist movements-the Nazis blamed the Jews for

    Germany's problems, and the dominionists blame liberals, homosex-

    uals, feminists, and secular Humanists for America's alleged moral

    decline. In place of the mass rallies and torchlight parades of Hitler's

    Germany, the Christian Right has its megachurches, loosely defined

    as churches with 2,000 or more members (some have as many as

    10,000). And, as in previous movements, control of the media is cen-

    tral-Christian broadcasting is a multibillion dollar business, with

    hundreds of radio and TV stations spewing fundamentalist propa-

    ganda around the clock. Dr. Goebbels could only be envious.

    In a revealing chapter called Conversion Hedges tells of at-

    tending the Evangelism Explosion workshop run.by D. James Ken-

    nedy, one of the heavyweights of the Christian Right. In keeping

    with the military leitmotifs the movement is so fond of, Kennedy

    calls himself and other pastors generals or admirals and evange-

    lists soldiers. The conversionlrecruitment process is riddled with

    lies and deception - evangelists at the workshop are told to hide their

    Bibles at first when approaching prospects and to pretend they're tak-

    ing a survey of religious belief They are required to write and rewrite

    their personal testimonies and practice them with the help of an

    book rev iew

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    assigned prayer partner until they are delivered flawlessly. It is con-

    sidered essential that the testimony explicitly state that the fear of

    death has been banished forever.

    Hedges does fault liberals for being too tolerant-too eager to

    be inclusive, to engage in debate and dialog. It is time, he feels, to

    be intolerant of intolerance. The dominionists, for their part, have

    no interest in any dialog with evil. Their enemies can only be van-

    quished and destroyed. But, he puts

    forth

    no coherent program for

    countering this movement, as if awareness alone is adequate. Surely

    something more is necessary.

    The biggest problem this reviewer sees with Hedges is that

    after throwing out the baby, he clings desperately to the bath water in

    the form of a supposedly compassionate liberal Christianity. In the

    book's first chapter, he does indulge in some biblical criticism, and

    accuses the dominionists of being selective literalists, picking and

    choosing Bible texts that conform to their ideology, and ignoring or

    distorting what doesn't. And he correctly observes that the literalists

    can't have it both ways. But, after admitting that mainstream Chris-

    tians can also cherry-pick the Bible, he insists that it must be read

    in another way. Somehow he thinks that this can salvage an ethic of

    tolerance and compassion, often exemplified, he claims, in the life of

    Christ. Is this the same Christ who said, But those mine enemies,

    which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay

    them before me (Lk. 19:27)? And told his followers they must hate

    their families (Lk. 14:26; Mt. 10:21, 10:34

    ff.),

    and that he came not

    to bring peace, but a sword? Hedges can't have it both ways, either.

    How can the life of Jesus-if he lived at all-negate such hateful

    words?

    Chris Hedges has written a very readable, compelling book

    from the viewpoint of a reporter on the scene. Anybody who thinks

    it can't happen here should read it. But a non theist cannot help but

    be disappointed in Hedges' refusal to take the final step and reject

    Christianity and the Bible altogether. The answer to the Christian

    Right and the dominionists is reason and critical thinking, not a

    more tolerant religion.

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