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A L B E R T ’ S S C H L O S S

WintermärchenHigh German (noun)

A dark winter fairy tale. Commonly used as an expression to describe the perfect winter’s day.

C O N T E N T S

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P 5 . C O C K T A I L L I S T E

P 1 1 . A R T I S A N S C H N A P P S

P 1 5 . B I E R P A L A C E

P 1 9 . A L P I N E W I N E

P 2 5 . H I G H S P I R I T S

P 2 7 . V O L U N T A R Y R E S T R A I N T

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C O C K T A I L L I S T E

Albert, The Prince Consort 26 August 1819 — 14 December 1861.

Victoria’s beloved Bavarian Prince. When Albert died, aged just 42, Victoria went into deep mourning, wearing black everyday for the rest of her life. As a tribute to their love,

Victoria renamed many buildings and public landmarks in his honour.The Albert Hall, Manchester is one of these special places.

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W I N T E R M Ä R C H E N C O C K T A I L S

S e a s o n a l R e c o m m e n d a t i o n s

D A R K W I N T E R D A I Q U I R I 8Naud spiced rum, winter spices, lime, dried orange wheel.

H A N S E L & G R E T E L 8 . 5 Martel cognac, custard, cinnamon, egg white, star anise.

B L A C K F O R E S T B R A M B L E 8Beefeater gin, lemon, Crème De Mure, basil, blackberry.

A P P L E S T R U D E L 8Kraken rum, Berentzen apple & Pear William schnapps, cinnamon, lemon, physalis.

R U M P E L S T I L T S K I N ’ S S O U R 8Spicebox’s pumpkin whisky, lemon juice, bitters, cranberry & cinnamon foam.

T H E W I L D E R K A I S E R 8Absolut Vanilia vodka, strawberry liquer, lemon, bubble gum syrup, lemonade, strawberries.

A L P I N E R O S E M O J I T O 8 Havana 3 yr rum, Lanique rose petal liquer, mint, lime, soda.

G I N & T O N I C

M o t h e r ’ s R u i n

Q U E E N V I C ’ S R H U B Y C O L L I N S 8 . 5Warner Edward’s rhubarb gin, lemon, thyme, soda.

B L O O D O R A N G E & C R A N B E R R Y 7 . 5Whitley Neill gin, Cranes liqueur, lemon, cranberries, blood orange, Fever Tree Tonic.

R A S P B E R R Y & T A R R A G O N 7 . 5Beefeater 24 gin, lime, tarragon, raspberries, Fever Tree Tonic.

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H A U S O F M A R T I N I

S u p e r i o r T r i n k e n

S P I C E D P L U M M A R T I N I 8 . 5 Bulleit rye, Belsazar Dry, spiced plum, bitters, orange twist, cherry

E S P R E S S O M A R T I N I 8 . 5Absolut Vanilia vodka, Patron XO Café tequila, Kahlua, espresso.

P U R P L E R E I G N 8 . 5 Thomas Dakin Manchester gin, Vimto syrup, Dom Benedictine, triple sec, lemon, pineapple.

T H E P O R N S T A R 9 Absolut Vanilia vodka, Passoã passion fruit, pineapple juice, lime, passion fruit syrup, Prosecco, passion fruit.

T H E R O Y A L E S

S h o w b i z F i z z

F R E N C H 7 5 8 . 5Monkey 47 gin, Prosecco, lemon.

P O M E G R A N A T E , R A S P B E R R Y & R O S É F I Z Z 9Rosé Prosecco, Berentzen wild fruit schnapps, raspberries, lime, pomegranate.

W A T E R M E L O N A P E R O L S P R I T Z 7 . 5Aperol, Prosecco, watermelon.

E L D E R F L O W E R R O Y A L E 9

Mr William Fox strawberry syrup, strawberries.

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S I L V E R S E R V I C E

D r i n k T o g e t h e r & S t a y F o r e v e r

D U E T SP u c k e r u p f o r t w o

L O N G U E F R E N C H 7 5 2 0 Beefeater gin, half bottle of Prosecco, lemon.

B O T T L E D N E G R O N I 2 5 Beefeater gin, Campari, Antica Formula vermouth, dried orange wheel.

Q U A R T E T SQ u a f f i n g f o r d a n d y f o u r s o m e s

B L O O D O R A N G E A P E R O L S P R I T Z 4 5 Aperol, bottle of Prosecco, San Pellegrino blood orange, mint.

T H E P I N K A V A L A N C H E 5 0Frozen strawberry daiquiri; Havana 3 yr rum, bottle of Prosecco, lime.

A P R È S W O R K D R I N K I N G

EVERY DAY 4PM — 7PM £20 PROSECCO

£5 WINTER COCKTAILS & ROYALES

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S I L V E R S E R V I C E

D r i n k T o g e t h e r & S t a y F o r e v e r

S E X T E T SV i c t o r i a n p u n c h b o w l s f o r s i x o r m o r e

T H E R O S E N E A U P U N C H 1 5 0 Magnum of Prosecco, Beefeater 24 gin, crème de pêche, pamplemousse rose liqueur, pink grapefruit juice, lemon, rosemary, violas.

A L L T H E K I N G ’ S H O R S E S 2 0 0 Magnum of Mumm Champagne, Havana 7 yr rum, Martell cognac, crème de pêche, apple, orange, pineapple.

W I L D G A R T E N P U N C H 1 0 0Bottle of Mumm Champagne, Absosyrup, apple, lime, blackberries, strawberries, violas.

The centrepiece of any civilized garten party. Made to share alongside scandals & tall tales.

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S M O K I N G R O O M

S h a l l W e A d j o u r n ?

S M O K E Y O L D F A S H I O N E D 1 0Smokey Woodford Reserve bourbon, hickory smoke, Angostura bitters, dried orange wheel, ice ball.

A L B E R T ’ S N E G R O N I 8 . 5 Granit Bavarian gin, Campari, Antica Formula vermouth, cracked ice, dried orange wheel.

D I R T Y B E R T I E 9 Hayman’s Old Tom gin, Belsazar dry vermouth, olive.

E R N E S T T H E F I R S T 9 Havana Maestro rum, Maraschino, lemon, coconut syrup, cucumber, lemon twist.

G O S M O K E I N T H E S T A B L E SPrince Albert, much to Victoria’s disgust, loved cigarettes.

Albert never smoked in the presence of his wife so country houses and palaces created smoking rooms so the Gentry didn’t have to be banished to the stables or

even the servants’ quarters (heaven forbid).

A R T I S A NS C H N A P P S

Lily Elsie — Star of the North 8 April 1886 — 16 December 1962

Elsie was the leading lady of the Victorian era and was raised in Manchester.Admired for her beauty and charm on stage, Elsie became one of the

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T I C K L E O N E S I N N A R D S

A l l o u r s c h n a p p s a r e h a n d m a d e t o o u r v e r y o w n r e c i p e s .

S A L T E D C A R A M E L

G I N G E R & P I N E A P P L E

A L P I N E C H O C O L A T E

B L A C K F O R E S T C H E R R Y

W I N T E R P E A C H

S I N G L E S H O T 3

5 S H O T P A D D L E 1 3

1 0 S H O T P A D D L E 2 5

2 0 S H O T S K I 5 0

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H E R I T A G E S C H N A P P S

P r e m i u m s c h n a p p s f r o m t r a d i t i o n a l f a m i l y d i s t i l l e r i e s .

M a g n i f i c e n t & S t r o n g

A A L B O R G 3 . 6Sweden 45%

P O I R E W I L L I A M 5 . 2France 43%

O . P . A N D E R S O N 3 . 6Sweden 40%

H E N K E S A R O M A T I C 3 . 6Holland 40%

S T R E G A 4 . 2Italy 40% 4.2

E A U D E V I E P O I R E 4France 40%

C l a s s i c & S w e e t

B E R E N T Z E N 3 . 6Blackberry / Wild Cherry | Germany 18%

B Ä R E N J Ä G E R 3 . 6Honey | Germany 35%

X T A 3 . 6Aniseed | Mexico 35%

E A U D E V I E K I R S H 4 . 5Cherry | France 40%

G O L D E N G A T E S175 years of Pilsner

Czech Republic and our tank bier, Pilsner Urquell, was born.

The Czech people believe that Pilsner is best served fresh and unpasteurised.Fresh bier must be consumed within seven days. This is why we drive to the gated

brewery (above) every week. All so we can serve the freshest pint this side of the Danube. 175 years later and we believe it is still the best.

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B I E R P A L A C E

Seventh Son Prince Arthur, 1 May 1850 — 16 January 1942

being besotted with Albert, maternal affections did not come naturally to Victoria, who expected unswerving and exemplary obedience from all her offspring.

Prince Arthur, pictured above, was their seventh and reportedly favorite son, due to his commitment to duty and sporting attire.

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T A N K B I E R

P I L S N E R U R Q U E L L 4.4% 5 . 3 / 3 and delivered

direct from the brewery in the Czech Republic every week.

T A P B I E R

P A U L A N E R M U N I C H L A G E R 4.9% 5 . 5 / 4 . 1 A crisp lager, mild with a hint of sweetness, soft hops in the background.

M A T U S K A R A P T O R I P A 6.3% 5 . 6 / 4 . 3

make a formidable IPA.

S P A T E N L A G E R 5.2% 5 . 2 / 4 . 1 A noble and classic Munich lager. Hop aromas, biscuit malts and a crisp, light body.

D O R T M U N D E R V I E R 4% 4 . 8 / 3 . 7 Created for the Union worker’s of Dortmund. Bohemia Pilsner, but with a lower ABV.

P A U L A N E R H E F E - W E I S S B I E R 5.5% 5 . 5 / 4 . 1 The No.1 Hefe-Weissbier in Germany, a naturally cloudy wheat beer with bags of freshness.

H A C K E R P S C H O R R M Ü N C H N E R K E L L E R B I E R 5.5% 5 . 2 / 4 . 1 Golden honey in colour with a distinctive earthy character, yet refreshingly light. Just like a real Bavarian.

B E R N A R D L I G H T & U N F I L T E R E D 3.8% 4 . 9 / 3 . 3Classic but lighter Bohemian lager, full body, distinctive cloudy haze.

W E I H E N T A P H E R D U N K E L W E I S S E 5 . 3 % 5 . 4 / 3 . 9Formidable dark wheat beer, black opal, amber glaze. Taste is as strong as it looks.

Pint/Half

Pint/Schnoner

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T A P C I D E R & F R U I T B I E R

B A C C H U S K R I E K 5.8% ( S c )5Normally hand wrapped and presented in half champagne bottles.

S H E P P Y ’ S B I C E N T E N I A L C I D E R 5% 5 / 4 . 1Limited edition to celebrate the 200 year anniversary of this classic Olde English cider.

F R Û L I 4.1% ( S c )4 . 5The iconic Belgian strawberry beer. Produced at a 300 year old craft brewery near Ghent.

W A D D L E G O O S E T H R E E B E R R Y 3.8% 5 . 6 / 4 . 1 Aspall’s Suffolk cider with a deep blush and sweet tang of blueberry, blackcurrant & raspberry.

H A U S A L E

S A X E C O B U R G 3.7% 5 / 2 . 5 Albert’s very own session ale brewed right here in Manchester. The Haus of Saxe Coburg & Gotha is the royal haus to which Prince Albert, our regal Bavarian namesake, belonged to before he married Queen Victoria.

L I G H T / A L C O H O L F R E E

P A U L A N E R H E F E - W E I S S B I E R 0.5% 4 . 4

Pint/Schnoner

Pint/Half

Bottle

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B O T T L E D B I E R

A U G U S T I N E R E D E L S T O F F 5.6% 5 . 6 World class German lager. Edelstoff is crisp, refreshing and strong.

B A C C H U S R A S P B E R R I 5% 7Flemmish fruit bier, matured in oak casks, rich berry colour, careful balance of sweet & sour.

E R D I N G E R K R I S T A L L 5.3% 5 . 4 a sparkling clear beer.

B A D C O . C O M F O R T A B L Y N U M B 3.8% 4 . 9An award winning pale ale. Dry hopped, hints of mango, tangerine, grapefruit & pineapple.

I R L B A C H E R H E F E W E I Z E N H E L L 5.2% 5 . 4

P A U L A N E R D U N K E L 5.3% 5 . 6 amel, nuts and candied fruit.

B U D V A R 5% 5 . 2

Saaz Aroma Hops.

P E R O N I 5.1% 5

H E I N E K E N 5% 5 A Dutch Institution.

A S P A L L S U F F O L K C Y D E R 5.5% 5 . 2 A delicious lightly sparkling Suffolk cyder from Aspall. This traditional house has been fermenting since 1728.

R E I S D O R F K O L S C H 4.8% 5 . 2 Brewed in Cologne as tradition states this full-bodied Kolsch has a uniquely lightand sweet taste.

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A L P I N E W I N E

SchlossNoun \’shlo. s\ (German / Bohemian)

A chateau, palace or manor house built as a retreat for recreation, indulgence, pleasure and partying.with wanderlust

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P R O S E C C O

L E D O L C I C O L L I N E P R O S E C C O S P U M A N T E B R U T 6 . 5 / 3 2Venezie, Italy | 11% L E D O L C I C O L L I N E S P U M A N T E B R U T R O S É 6 . 5 / 3 2Venezie, Italy | 11%N U A P R O S E C C O S P U M A N T E 3 6Veneto, Italy | 11.5%F E R G H E T T I N A F R A N C I A C O R T A R O S É B R U T 4 6Lombardia, Italy | 12.5% D O M E N I C O D E B E R T I O L P R O S E C C O (Magnum) 6 0Veneto, Italy | 12.5%

C H A M P A G N E

M U M M C O R D O N R O U G E 5 5Champagne, France | 12% B I L L E C A R T S A L M O N B R U T R E S E R V E 6 5Champagne, France | 12% B O L L I N G E R S P E C I A L C U V É E 7 0Champagne, France | 12% L A U R E N T P E R R I E R B R U T R O S É 9 0Champagne, France | 12% B I L L E C A R T S A L M O N B R U T R O S É 1 0 0 Champagne, France | 12% P E R R I E R J O U Ë T B E L L E E P O Q U E 1 6 0Champagne, France | 12% L O U I S R O E D E R E R C R I S T A L C H A M P A G N E 2 0 0Champagne, France | 12% B O L L I N G E R S P E C I A L C U V E E (Magnum) 1 4 0Champagne, France | 12% L A U R E N T P E R R I E R R O S É (Magnum) 1 7 5Champagne, France | 12%

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W H I T E

A N C O R A G A R G A N E G A 5 / 7 . 2 / 2 1

B A D A L I S C P I N O T G R I G I O 5 . 5 / 7 . 5 / 2 2Abruzzo, Italy | Fresh citrus & apple blossom. | 12%

L A L I S S E S O I E D ’ I V O I R E C H E N I N B L A N C 5 . 5 / 7 . 5 / 2 2Languedoc, France | Bright, dense fruit & smooth as silk. | 12%

D O M A I N E D E V E D I L H A N S A U V I G N O N B L A N C 6 / 7 . 8 / 2 3Pays D’oc , France | Crisp, refreshing gooseberry & guava. | 12.5%

G A V I D E L C O M U N E D I G A V I ‘ N U O V O Q U A D R O ’ 2 7Piemonte, Italy | Pear, lime & gooseberry with great minerality. | 11.5%

F R I T Z W I L L I 6 . 7 5 / 9 / 2 7Mosel, Germany | Zesty lemon sherbet, ripe apricot & peach. | 11%

P R À S O A V E ‘ O T T O ’ 3 1Veneto Italy | Floral, crisp & fresh with hints of almond. | 12%

T U R C K H E I M G E W Ü R Z T R A M I N E R 2 9Alsace, France | Rose petal, grapefruit & lychee. | 13%

P O U I L L Y F U I S S É G R A N D R E S E R V E 3 4( D o m a i n D e s M a i l l e t t e s ) Maconnâis, France | Crisp, buttery, burgundy. | 13%

F O U R C H A U M E C H A B L I S P R E M I E R C R U 3 7Burgundy, France | Great minerality, smokey citrus & subtle oak. | 13%

E X T R A I T C H Â T E A U N E U F— D U – P A P E 2 0 1 3 6 0Southern Rhône,France | Rare white Châteauneuf, peaches & cream, spiced oak core. | 14%

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R E D

B A R B E R A D A V I N E 5 . 5 / 7 . 2 / 2 1Piemonte, Italy | Black cherry & milk chocolate. | 12.5%

D O M A I N E M A S B A H O U R A T M E R L O T 5 . 5 / 7 . 5 / 2 2Gard, France | Smooth, rich plum & cracked pepper. | 14%

B O U T I N O T ‘ L E S C O T E A U X ’ 6 . 2 / 8 / 2 4Côtes De Rhône, France | Sweet spice, oak nuances, brambly fruits. | 13.5%

D O M A I N E B E L L E S G R A N G E S S Y R A H 2 4Northern Rhône, France | Violets & smoked black cherry. | 12.5%

F L E U R I E , L E Q U A R T I E R D U C R U B E A U J O L A I S 6 . 5 / 9 / 2 7France | Floral notes, irises, roses, cherries. | 12.5%

C H Â T E A U P I N E R A I E , M A L B E C 2 9Cahors, France | Full bodied, inky blackberry & plum. | 13%

F Ü R S T S P Ä T B U R G U N D E R P I N O T N O I R 3 2Franconia, Germany | Light, fresh, smooth & zingy with peppery spice. | 13.5%

C L O S D E L A C U R E S T É M I L I O NG R A N D C R U 3 7

M O N T R E S O R A M A R O N E C L A S S I C O 4 1Veneto, Italy | Full, rich Italian stallion, red berries, coffee & chocolate. | 15%

C H Á T E A U T A Y A C , M A R G A U X 2 0 1 1 7 0

D O M A I N E D U M O N T E I L L E T ‘ F O R T I S ’C Ô T E R Ô T I E 8 0Northern Rhône, France | Ripe red berries, smokey oak & hints of violet. | 13.5%

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R O S É

A L A Z Z I M O N T F E R R A T O C H I A R E T T O 5 / 7 / 2 1Piemonte, Italy | Dry & crisp cherry, redcurrant & rose. | 12.5%

V I L L A W O L F P I N O T N O I R R O S É 5.7 / 8 /26Pfalz, Germany | Fresh, bright, strawberry notes. | 12%

R I M A U R E S Q C R U C L A S S É R O S É 2 9Provence, France | Clean and elegant, great texture & minerality. | 13%

B A B Y G R A N D S L A MN o S h e e t M u s i c

All patrons are cordially invited to join us every Wednesday evening for a riotous soiree starring not just one, but two grand pianos performing,

somewhat liberally, to the Manchester masses.

all night long. No sheet music required, but consideration of the tune that represents your entire life is thoroughly recommended, as said tune,

will be judged publicly.

Our piano masters shall duel to gain your favour. Show them your appreciation through warm applause and other whooping extremities of delight.

Remember, no sheet music.

Albert x

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H I G H S P I R I T S

Oscar Fingal O’Flahertie Wills Wilde16 October 1854 – 30 November 1900

Celebrated playwright of the debaucherous Victorian bourgeois. At the height of his fame Wilde had the Marquess of Queensberry, the father of Wilde’s lover.

Lord Afred, prosecuted for libel. The trial unearthed evidence that led to Oscar’s own arrest for gross indecency.

S P I R I T S B Y T H E B O T T L E

H i g h S p i r i t s a t y o u r T a b l e

V O D K AServed with your choice of coke, lemonade or juice, plus six bottles of tonic water.

Garnished with limes, lemon twist and star anise over ice.

A B S O L U T 1 1 0 A B S O L U T E L Y X 1 4 0

G I N Served with Henry Thomas tonic water, limes, grapefruit & juniper over ice.

B E E F E A T E R 2 4 1 1 0 T A N Q U E R A Y 1 0 1 4 0

R U M Served with coke, your choice of juice, plus ginger beer & ting, limes,

orange twists and bitters.

H A V A N A 3 Y R 1 1 0 H A V A N A 7 Y R 1 4 0

W H I S K E Y Served with coke and your choice of mixer, orange peel, bitters,

Maraschino cherries, sugar cubes.

J A M E S O N 1 1 0 C H I V A L R E G A L 1 4 0B U L L E I T 1 4 0

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Frances Elizabeth Caroline WillardSeptember 28, 1839 — February 17, 1898

Educator, temperance reformer and women’s suffragist. Frances championed social reforms through petitioning, preaching, publishing, and education. Raising the age

of consent, labour reforms such as the eight-hour work day, prison reform and also the dangers of alcohol.

V O L U N T A R Y R E S T R A I N T

Z e r o A l c o h o l

C O B U R G M E A D O W S 5Seedlip Garden 108 non-alcoholic gin, apple juice, lemon, egg white, mint.

G I N G E R , L E M O N & L I M E F I Z Z 5Lemonade, lime, Angostura bitters, ginger syrup, lemon.

W A T E R M E L O N & S T R A W B E R R Y C O O L E R 5Watermelon, strawberry, lemon, Mr William Fox strawberry syrup, soda, black pepper, watermelon slice.

H O T D R I N K S

H O T S C H O K O L A D E 4Cream and toasted marshmallow.

D A R K H O T S C H O K O L A D E 5Honeycomb and black cherry hot chocolate.

B R E W T E A 2 . 5English Breakfast, Green Tea, Moroccan Mint, Earl Grey, Chai Tea, Lemon & Ginger, Fruit Punch, CO2 Decaf.

C O F F E E 2 . 5Espresso, Americano, Flat White, Cappuccino, Latte.Add a shot of Schloss schnapps for £2 (Ask your server for details)

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S O D A

F R I T Z K O L A 3 . 3

F R I T Z C O F F E E K O L A 3 . 3

F R I T Z A P F E L , C H E R R Y 3 . 3

F R O B I S H E R S O R A N G E & P A S S I O N F R U I T 2

F R O B I S H E R S A P P L E & M A N G O 2 . 4

S A N P E L L E G R I N O L I M O N A T A 2 . 4

S A N P E L L E G R I N O B L O O D O R A N G E 2 . 4

H E N R Y T H O M A S G I N G E R B E E R 2

H E N R Y T H O M A S G I N G E R A L E 2

H E N R Y T H O M A S E L D E R F L O W E R T O N I C 2

H E N R Y T H O M A S T O N I C 2

F E V E R T R E E T O N I C 2 . 5

R E D B U L L 3

T I N G 2

F R O B I S H E R S T O M A T O 2

C O K E B O T T L E 3 . 5

D I E T C O K E B O T T L E 3 . 5

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S H O W T I M E Live Shows Every Night This Winter

MONDAYJENNA & THE GS — TAKEOVER Manchester’s No.1 songstress Jenna G and her very own band will take over the stage every Monday for non stop covers, jumping originals and classics.

TUESDAY KUNST KABARET

from the cabaret underworld. Especially curated for Albert’s Schloss.

WEDNESDAY BABY GRAND SLAMOne stage, two grand pianos, endless request. The grandest freestyle one has ever seen.

THURSDAY SUPPERKLUBSpecially curated touring bands perform live on the Schloss stage to have one dancing on the tables.

FRIDAYFREITAG Our legendary Haus band and resident entertainers. Full live show.

SATURDAYHAUS BOHEME Manchester ist wunderbar! Join our resident musicians and special guests.

SUNDAYSUNDAY SERVICE

live Motown choirs, DJ Paulette & Will Tramp.