as you wish - ch 13

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As You Wish

An AlphabetMatriarchal Legacy

Chapter 13

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Welcome back to As You Wish, a legacy where my Simsattempt to torture me for 26 generations. If you want arecap, you’re reading the wrong legacy. My Sims have amind of their own and do whatever they want. This isColette; she’s Insane.

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Generation D is all grown up and love is in the air. Daniquickly puts the moves on Martin McIrish, who she’sknown since high school.

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He’s not Excitable, but Martin Squee’d like a fangirl whenDani proposed.

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Heh heh. If there’s one way to get a guy to move out of him mom’s house, this is it. Work it townie girl.

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“Um…Colette? I think you should get in here. Now-ishwould be good.”

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“Conrad no! You can’t leave me!”

“You’ll be fine, babe. I’ll wait for you.”

“But…”

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“Grim! How could you take my Conrad?! I though wewere friends!”

Seriously, she’s better friends with Grimmy than with herdaughter Dahlia.

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Daniand Martin had a small family wedding. You know,Dani, brides usually wear white.

“Brides also usually aren’t as hot as I am.”

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“You do come from money, don’t you Martin? And mywedding band…it’s platinum, right?”

He’s actually the Snob, but Dani doesn’t seem to know anyother way to act.

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The wedding seemed to be a hit despite the looseinterpretation of the term “formal” by several guests.Let’s see…Bathing suit: check, camo pants: check,untuckedshirt with ill-fitting pants: check. If my familyshowed up to my wedding like that, they’d be tossed out.

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How’s legacy life treating you, Martin?“My wife’s a hot blond athlete who walks around in herunderwear all day and can’t keep her hands off me. Andthere’s waffles.”

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The happy couple wasted no time starting on the nextgeneration.

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They celebrated Dani’s pregnancy in the Hall of Fish.“Martin, Schmookie Pookie Poo, I can’t wait ‘til we havethis baby and can start working on the next one. Maybewe should go practice a bit.”

Seriously, they can’t keep their hands off each other. Thisis all autonomous.

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So…Martin…If you’re going to hang out with no shirt, youmight want to consider hitting the treadmill once inawhile…and you may want to try that salad without a pintof ranch dressing. It’s a condiment, not a beverage. Thinkof the readers!

“Don’t listen to her, you sexy beast. I love my big hunk of

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Martin and Daniare really just too unbelievably into eachother. They’re so sweet, they’ll rot your teeth.

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“Hey little guy…I’m your daddy and I can’t wait to meetyou.”

They’re nauseating, I tell you.

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It’s just impossible for me to have a pregnant Simand NOTtake a gardening picture. I need help people…it’s asickness.

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Looks like the first of generation E is on the way. Everyonewants a girl, but I haven’t been paying attention to whatDani’s been eating, so this one’s pure chance.

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It’s a boy! Ethan’s a Loner and a Couch Potato. The birthof generation E means I have to replace all the furniturewith the cheapest substitute and sell anything not neededfor skilling then use cheats to reduce their cash to $1000.Good times.

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“Writer!! There is a disturbance in the force. Somethingweird’s going on with Martin and my mom. You goinvestigate while I stand here and freak out.”

Yes ma’am.

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Whoa! What’s going on here?

I’d actually just replaced Martin’s bed and he didn’t knowwhere to sleep anymore so he went to the nearest bed…Colette’s. And they’re good enough friends to share.

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Wow, Martin. Whipped much?“Blond, athlete, underwear. I’d give her piggy back ridesto Central Park and back if she asked me to.”

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Danidoesn’t actually need Guitar skill for anything, but shereally wanted to play for tips, so here she is. She’s not badconsidering she’s done it all on her own.

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“Frammit, I burned the pancakes again.”Perhaps you should consider a nice breakfast of Bread and

“No, I can do this, really.”

To date, she still hasn’t successfully prepared pancakes.

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Hmm…Dani’slabor pains get two thumbs down from themaid. I wonder what she ever did to him.

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Colette’s always supportive of her daughter.“Hey Stuart…no, I’m not busy…the screaming? Oh, it’snothing…sure I can come over for a game of chess.”

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Welcome baby Elton. He’s Outdoorsy and Insane. He’sonly an infant but he’s already my favorite.

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Whatcha doing Colette?“Painting happy trees. My therapist says it’s good for me.”

I love my legacy.

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I know I portray Dani as a flakey snob, but she really lovesher boys and takes very good care of them.

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Daniand Martin waste no time popping out the babies.She’s already on her third and final required pregnancy. If this one’s a girl, I don’t have to do any more.

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What a way to spend retirement. Lounging by the pooloverlooking the beach.

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“Ooh look at Colette, sitting around doing nothing! Youcan take your judgmental butt somewhere else, missy.I’m in the middle of something very important, I’ll haveyou know. There are aliens coming. They’re going to usethe pool as a spawning bed to interbreed with theChupacabra and I’ve got to be here to stop it.”

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That was disturbing, so here’s a picture of Elton grown intoa toddler. Isn’t he adorable…he’s totally still my favorite.

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It’s a girl! Elinoreis Athletic and Neurotic just like hermother. I’m beginning to think that the trait randomizerisn’t as random as it would have you believe.

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This is why I don’t throw parties. Elinore has a dirty diaperand the party crashing teen in the bikini won’t put herdown so someone can change her.

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And now for Dennis without his shirt.…

This has been a public service slide by your legacy writer.We now return you to the legacy already in progress.

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The whole reason for the pool party is Ethan’s birthday,but no one actually watched him blow out the candles.

They were too busy dancing with their cousins in the otherroom.

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Ethan, like all my other legacy children, didn’t learn all hisskills and didn’t grow up well. He was assignedInappropriate as his next trait. Joy.

That’s where I’ll leave you for now. Next time: HowInappropriate will Ethan be? Will Elinorebecome more likeher mother or throw me a curve? Will I try for another girl?

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“Noooooo! Do not read the next chapter! No good willcome of it, I swear to you! Shellaabuses and tortures us.She’s evil and cruel! My mom didn’t kill Emilio, Shella did,but she wrote the story to frame her!”

Ha ha ha. Those Insane Sims and their wild conspiracytheories…

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