black plague
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C U R E S F O R A L L Y O U R
P R O B L E M S !
So thats why you should always, always lance those buboes with an extremely sharp knife so you can
curb those Buboes or else...
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I T S A L L T O D O W I T H T H E B U B O E S !
Those horrible balls that appear all over you skin mean you have the plague so what else to do but get rid of them and by that logic after they’re gone the plague will be too!
B A S I C K N I F E P A C K! $ 2 4 9 . 0 0
The most basic of our pack we give you a knife and an instruction sheet.
The Knife will be able to get those buboes of in a mater of minutes and therefore get rid of the plague.
Our Most basic knife. Comes in many colours!
Y O U C A N G E T A B E T T E R K N I F E! $ 4 4 9 . 0 0
Now some of you are thinking is there a better way? The answer is yes we have a much sharper knife that can get those buboes off in seconds rather then minutes and to add to this, the knife is made in a very clean environment that will mean you won’t get get other sicknesses from it. A sharper version of knife Can also come in may colours.
W E W I L L D O I T !! $ 2 9 9 9 . 0 0
If you don’t want to do it yourself then this is the package for you by coming to our store we can cut of all of those pesky buboes that are causing all that pain.
You can get your whole family done at half price with one full fee paying adult!
From this to... To this!
We hope you enjoy
our services to
help you get rid of
the plague because
we want it even
less than you!
Never worry about the plague again!
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