happy birthday nilo

Introducing the RETARD of the batch

Introducing Nilofer - the Retard of the batch

Nilofer’s retarded growth throughthe ages

FACT 1: Narcissistic Nilo

Has the maniacal tendency of taking pictures of herself

Fact 2: Has the same expression in every photo of hers!!

FACT 3:

In order to counter her incompetent driving skills, she uses her hideous dressing to ward people off the roads.

• FACT 4:Lost the habit of taking a bath after

entering IIMB. (We are not sure of what her habits were

before coming here :P)

Divya (once in Mars): Nilofer which soap do you use?

Nilofer: How dare you ask me this. Isn’t face wash enough?

FACT 5 : Also has the tendency of frequently

walking into the men’s rest

room

Rumours are rife that she consumes a daily dose of Pediasure

to overcome her retardedness!!

FACT 6 : Claims to be from one of the most posh looking localities of Chennai

What she thinks her area looks like

How it actually looks

Nilo’s Crushes

Should fit one of these Criteria:

Should be aged above 50 (with a finance background)

Or should be a DML

Or should be Irshad

Love knows no language

Love knows no religion

Love knows no borders

Love knows no gender!!!

But Nilofer’s True Love in IIMB......Karthijaaaaa!

Come hoosh me at A-Base at midnight!!