intelligence is like undergarments

Intelligence is like undergarments.

Good to have

Bad to show

WOMEN KNOW

MORE THEY OBEYMORE THEY RULE

Never overestimate a womanyou may regret

Never underestimate a woman

you may regret.

WHEN MONEY SPEAKS

THE TRUTH IS

SILENT

You did touch me

but

didn’t feel my pain.

Those who wish to sing

always find a song

IF YOU RISK NOTHING

YOU RISK EVERYTHING

LIGHTER YOU ARE

FASTER YOU RISE

WHO SAYS NOTHING ISIMPOSSIBLE?

I’VE BEEN DOING NOTHING

FOR YEARS

TREAT EVERY ONE WITH POLITENESS

NOT BECAUSE EVERY ONE IS NICE

BUT

BECAUSE YOU ARE

EVERY BURNED BOOK

ENLIGHTENS THE WORLD

Women’s rights are

men’s duties

GLASS IS HALF FULL

HOW MUCH IS LIFE?

ULCERS ARE NOT CAUSED BY WHAT YOU EAT

BUT

WHAT EATS YOU

WE DON’T STOP PLAYINGBECAUSE WE GROW OLD

WE GROW OLD

BECAUSE

WE STOP PLAYING

WE OCCASIONALLY STUMBLEOVER TRUTH

AND

SUDDENLY GET UP

AS IF NOTHING HAS HAPPENED

WE OFTEN FORGIVE THOSE WHO BORE US

BUT NOT THOSE

WHO FIND US BORING

MAN IS ONLY ANIMAL WHOGOES FOR SLEEP

WHEN NOT SLEEPY

AND

GETS UP WHEN HE IS

DON’T BE HUMBLE

YOU ARE NOT SO GREAT

SUCCESS IS RELATIVE

MORE SUCCESS MORE RELATIVES

POOR ARE POOR

BECAUSE

RICH ARE RICH

IF YOU GET UP FROM PRAYERSAS A CHANGED PERSON

YOUR PRAYERS HAVE BEEN

HEARD

EXPLOIT

OR

GET EXPLOITED

When motives are wrong

nothing is right

BE AFRAID OF THOSE

WHO ARE NOT AFRAID

OF GOD

DO WORK

OR

TAKE CREDIT

Anybody travelling by busafter 40

is failure

Creativity comes from zeal

to make some money

MY LIFE IS LIKE A BROKEN PENCIL

IT IS

POINTLESS

SUCCESS IS 1% PERSPIRATION

99% SELF PROMOTION

DOCTORS BURY THEIR MISTAKES

LAWYERS HANG THEMJOURNALISTS PUT THEM

ON FRONT PAGE.

DOCTOR FELT MY POCKET

AND SAID

NOTHING CAN BE DONE.

DON’T DISTURB

ALREADY DISTURBED

History judges the looser

Winner is always right

HIGH LIVING AND HIGH THINKING

ARE

POLES APART

IN PAST PEOPLE NEVER QUESTIONED EXISTENCE OF GOD

BECAUSE THEY KNEW HE EXISTS

IN FUTURE ALSO THEY WILL NOT

BECAUSE THEY WILL KNOW HE DOESN’T.

GOD GIVE ME COURAGE TO DO WHAT I CAN

HUMILITY TO ADMIT WHAT I CAN’T

AND

WISDOM TO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE

ONE MAN’S ERRORIS

OTHER MAN’S DATA

HARDWORK HAS NEVER HURT ANYBODY

BUT

WHY TAKE CHANCE

CONSISTENCY IS LAST REFUSE OF THOSE

WHO ARE

UNIMAGINATIVE

NEVER POSTPONE ANY THING TO TOMMOROW

WHAT YOU CAN

TO A DAY AFTER

SHIPS ARE SAFE IN HARBOUR

BUT

THEY ARE NOT MADE TO BE THERE

DO TO OTHERS

BEFORE

THEY DO TO YOU

BE GOOD TO OTHERS ON YOUR WAY UP

YOU MAY NEED THEM

ON YOUR WAY DOWN

Trying to understand Godis like

a toy trying to understand

man.

NOBODY IS PERFECT

I AM NOBODYTHERFORE I AM PERFECT

GOOD ENGINEERING COMES OUT OF GOOD EXPERIENCE

BUT

GOOD EXPERIENCE COMES OUT OF BAD ENGINEERING

Wine is

God’s

second best gift to man.

SOME CAUSE HAPPINESSWHEREVER THEY GO

OTHERS

WHENEVER THEY GO

LAUGH AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU

CRY

AND WORLD LAUGHS MORE LOUDLY

PESSIMIST SEES DIFFICULTYIN EVERY OPPORTUNITY

OPTIMIST SEES OPPORTUNITY

IN EVERY DIFFICULTY

IS THERE ANY LIFE ON

EARTH ?

FRONT BENCHERS IN SCHOOLS

ARE

BACK BENCHERS IN LIFE

Be polite to otherstill you make some money.

Thereafter others will be

polite to you.

BELIEVE IN MIRACLES

BUT

DON’T DEPEND ON THEM

Man is a social animal.Without society he is nothing but animal

Yet many behave as if they are

self made.

LIVING WITH CONSCIENCEIS LIKE

DRIVING WITH BREAKS ON

ANXIETY DOESN’T EMPTYTOMORROW’S SORROW

BUT

EMPTIES TODAY’S STRENGTH

FOR A PESSIMIST A PROBLEMIS TOO BIG TO HIT

FOR OPTIMIST

IT IS TOO BIG TO MISS

Women are like tea bags.

When they are in hot water,

you know how strong they are.

YOU MAY BE ONLY ONE PERSON IN THE WORLD

BUT

TO ONE YOU CAN BE WORLD

YOU MUST BE THE CHANGE

YOU

WISH TO SEE IN THE WORLD

Husbands expect their wife to beperfect

and understand why they themselves

aren’t.

WHOEVER FOLLOWS THECROWD

WILL NOT BE

FOLLOWED BY CROWD

In fight between you and world

always support the

world

SPEECH SOULD BE LONGENOGH TO COVER THE

SUBJECT

SHORT ENOUGH TO BE INTERESTING

Happiness is a period

between

two periods of unhappiness

WHAT COMES FROM HEART

GOES TO HEART

WORK IS A CURSE FOR

DRINKING CLASS

Those who don’t give smile

need it most.

IN ADVERTISEMENTSWHAT BIG PRINTS GIVE

SMALL PRINTS TAKE AWAY

NO GOD NO PEACE

KNOW GOD

KNOW PEACE

TO PREVENT FUTURE GENERATIONS

FROM HEREDITARY DISEASES

KEEP YOURSELF IN GOOD HEALTH

DO BAD AND REMEMBER

DO GOOD AND FORGET

Every rich may not love his city.

but those who do

must be rich.

MAKE FRIENDS

BEFORE

YOU NEED THEM

IS THERE ANY LIFE AFTER

BIRTH ?

WHEN GOING GETS TOUGH

TOUGH GET GOING

EARN BUT DON’T

BURN

GIVE PEANUTS

GET MONKEYS

MAN MAKES MONEY

OR

MONEY MAKES MAN?

WORK IS LAST REFUSE TO PEOPLE

WHO HAVE

NOTHING BETTER TO DO

FIRST OUR PLEASURES DIE

THEN OUR HOPES DIETHEN OUR FEARS DIEAND THEN ….. WE DIE

HARDWORK DOSEN’T GUARANTEE SUCCESS

BUTIMPROVES ITS CHANCES

CIRCUMSTANCES DO NOT MAKE ME

THEY REVEAL ME

One who causes angeris excused.

One who gets

is accused

HOME IS WHERE YOUCAN SAY ANYTHING

BECAUSE

NOBODY LISTENS

A SAGE WHO IS ANGRY

CEASES TO BE SAGE

A FRIEND NOT IN NEED

IS FRIEND INDEED

ONE WHO COMMANDSWISELY

IS OBEYED

CHEERFULLY

THOSE WHO LIVE TO LEARN

LEARN TO LIVE

WE LEARN FROM HISTORY

THAT

WE DON’T LEARN FROM HISTORY

IN PROSPERITY OUR FRIENDKNOW US

IN ADVERSITY WE KNOW

OUR FRIENDS

TWO THINGS ONE SHOULDNOT BE ANGRY AT

ONE WHICH ARE WITHIN OUR CONTROL

OTHERS WHICH ARE BEYOND.

IT IS BETTER TO TRY SOMETHINGAND FAIL

THAN

TRY NOTHING AND SUCCEED.

A YAWN IS A

SILENT SHOUT

THE MAN IS RICHEST

WHOSE PLEASURES ARE

CHEAPEST

HE WHO HESITATES

IS

BOSSED.

WHEN IN DOUBT

SPEAK TRUTH

SEVERAL EXCUSES ARE LESS CONVINCING

THAN ONE

ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO THOSE

WHO

DON’T WAIT.

SQUEAKY WHEEL DOESN’TALWAYS GET THE OIL

SOMETIMES IT GETS

REPLACED

IT IS WOMAN’S PREROGATIVE

TO

CHANGE HER MIND.

PEOPLE WHO READ

ARE

PEOPLE WHO LEAD

WISDOM COMES

WHEN

IT FAILS YOU

CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME

AND ENDS THERE

FRIENDS COME AND GO BUT

ENEMIES ACCUMULATE

THE BEST WAY OUT OFDIFFICULTY IS

THROUGH IT

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