not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A few clowns short of a circus.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A few beers short of a six-pack.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Dumber than a box of hair.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A few peas short of a casserole.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one

box.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A couple sandwiches short of

a picnic.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

The wheel is spinning, but the hamster is dead.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

One taco short of a combination plate.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A few feathers short of a whole duck.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

The porch light is on, but nobody's

home.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

All foam, no beer.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

The cheese slid off his cracker.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with

instructions on the heel.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the

way down.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

An intellect rivaled only by garden

tools.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

As smart as bait.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Chimney’s clogged.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Doesn't know much but leads the league

in nostril hair.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

floor.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Forgot to pay his brain bill.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Her sewing machine is out of thread.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

His antenna doesn't pick up all the

channels.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

His belt doesn't go through all the

loops.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

If he had another brain, it would be

lonely.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Missing a few buttons on his

remote control.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

No grain in the silo.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Receiver is off the hook.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Several nuts short of a full pouch.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Skylight leaks a little.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Slinky's kinked.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Surfing in Nebraska.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Too much yardage between the goal

posts.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Got into the gene pool while the

lifeguard wasn't watching.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A room temperature IQ.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Got a full 6 pack, but lacks the plastic

thingy to hold it all together.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

A prime candidate for natural

deselection.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Bright as Alaska in December.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

The gates are down and the lights are flashing, but the

train isn't coming.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

So dense, light bends around him.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a

week.

Forty-Nine Politically Correct Ways of Saying Someone is Stupid

Was left on the Tilt-a-Whirl a bit too

long as a baby.