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THE CALIFORNIA TECH P ASADENA CALIFORNIA FRIDAY M ARCH 1998
RAINED? WE ARE. THIS ISSUE 1 00% CONTENT FREE Adam Villani: Media Guy: Armegeddon, Part /I
With the Oscars coming up on Monday, the question is not whether Titanic will dominate the compet iti on, but by how much it will dominate the competition. Looking at the nominations individually, Ithink Titanic has a decent shot to win in each of its 14 nominated categories except Besi AClress (Kale Winslet). Even if lhere's a huge backlash agai nslthis gOO-pound gorilla of a movie, It 's still got Ed iti ng. Art Direction, Original Dramatic Score, Costume, Original Song, and Sound pretty much wrapped up and in the bag. While I think the 14 nominations represented the peak of its popu larity, I think we should expect to see represe ntatives of this very popular and technicai ly outstandi ng film take the podium about J 0 limes the evening of the 23rd.
Allalysis by Calegory Best Picture-l don 't think it 's likely, but I think lhere's a distinct possibil ity lhal underdog favorite Good Will HUll/illg will pullihe upset of the year and win the top honor of the year. Academy voters love sentimental favo rites, and some may feel that Titanic's box-office success is reward enough. Hunting is my favorit e of the nominated films, but on an open ballot I'd cast my vote for Lost Highway. Best Director-Jim Cameron is more secure here than his film is for Picture. Gus Van Sant's direct ion of Good Will Hunting didn 't really stand out, and a win by crit ical favorite Curtis Hanson (L.A. Confidelllial) would be trul y unexpected. Without question, my favorite nominee here is Atom Egoyan for The Sweet Hereafter, but my open vote would go to the incomparable David Lynch for Lost Highway. BestActress- By all rights, lhis shou ld belong 10 Helena Bonham Carler for The Willgs of the Dove butlthink Ihis' ll go to Helen Hunl by a nose over Judi Dench. As Good As It Gets and its director James Brooks are popular, Hunt's perfonnance is charismatic and well- felt , and she's the onl y American nomi nated in the category. In my world. four-year:olO Victoire Thivi sol from POl/ette tics Bonham Carter and Virginie Le.doyen from Lajille selile (A Sillgle Girl). Best Actor-Thi s one's a tough call. Peter Fonda's the comeback kid
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here and Jack Nicholson has a 10 1 of friend s, but I would PUI my money on Robert Duvall forsinglehandedly carrying The Apostle. I liked Matt Damon, the unnom,inated AI Pac ino in Donnie Brasco,and the very unnominated Nicholas Hope Jof the hard-to-slOmach Australian satire Bad Boy Bubby. Besl Supporting Actor- Burt Reynolds has won every award under the sun for his Boogie Nights perfonnance, but I can't really see what was so special there. [ might place my money on a longshol chance of Robin Williams winni ng hi s fi rst Oscar here, though I wouldn 't be at all surprised to see Reynolds take it. Personally, J Ihought Roberl Forster found precisely the right groove for his charactcr in the otherwise tcdious Jackie Browil. Best Supportillg Actress- Thi s award could really go 10 any o f the nominees, but I sure hope they don't give it to Gloria Stuart for Titanic. Significantly, the old-timer's sentimentality vote isn't as strong as it once was. I guess Kim Basinger may get the award to represen t the great ensemble cast of L.A. Confidential but the great Julianne Moore's chances aren' t too bad for Boogie Nights. My personal choice, Christina Ricci, was a victim of6'he Ice Storm 's nomination blank-out. Best Origillal.s'Ereellplay- Whil e il may be somelhing of a Hollywood· slyle ego piece, I think I'll agree with the Academy when they hand Ihis one to Matt Damon and Ben Afneck for Good Will Hull/illg. Bes/Adapted Screellplay-Iflhere werc any juslice in Hollywood, James Schamus' adaptation of The lee Storm would win hands down hcre-but
the Acadcmy failed to nominate it. You can safely put your money on L.A. COl/fidel/tial, but of the nominees I would cheer for Th e Sweet Hereafter and DOlil/ie Brasco. Cillematography- The sheer beauty of Martin Scorsesc's marvelous Kill/dun may beat out Titan ic here. Conn oisseurs should check out Maborosi for a movie expressed al most sole ly through its cinematography_ Ediling- Titanic wins, and is the best nominated. Errol Morris' documentary Fast, Cheap. and Oul of COlllroi and Peter Greenaway's spectacu lar Th e Pillow Book were the true masterpieces of editing this year. Origillal Musical or Comedy Score- I} rcally don 't know; I've only seen two of lhese film s. Forced to guess, I'd say Hans Zimmer wins for As Good As It GelS. I think they mi ssed an opportunity to honor Waiting For Guffman here. Original Dramatic Score- Philip Glass' music for Kundwl is his best since Koyaanisqatsi and eas ily the bcst of the year, but don't expect him to beat Titanic. Origillal Song- Always the worst category, and as such we'll have Celine Dion belting out this year's winner "My Hearl Will Go On," from (of course) Titanic. I thought the songs in Wag the Dog were bitingly funny. A rt Direction-Ju st look al the sizc of the damn boal. I thought the designs for Gattaca were more stylish and those for Alien Resurrection and! The Fifth Elemellt more effective. Costumes-I can see why the Academy will go for lhe opulence of Ti· tallic, bUI I think Boogie .Nights really outdid itself usi ng costumes to create atmosphere. Makeu~l'd guess Men in Black wins, though I haven't seen it; what's so hard about maki ng all those Ooati ng bloated bodies in Titallic? Alien Resurrection, The Fifth Element, and Spawn excelled here, although Spawn was absolute crap. SOllnd- Th e Fifth Element and Contact were quite good in this regard, but I certainly won't protest when Titanic wins this one. Sound Eff ects Editing- See above. Visual Effects- For all ihe hype, the success of the effects in Titanic was more a case of gett ing their money's worth on the screen rather than much originality, and The Lost Worlds effects were obvious, recycled, and corny (How many times would lhey use that phony-Iookin' T·Rex head? And why weren' l any San Diego landmarks deslroyed?) Titanic s nol a bad choice, bUI [lhink I' d ralher see Starship Troopers lake home the staluelle, and I wish Th e Fifth Element had been nominated here. Foreign lAnguage Film, Documentary Short, A 1Iimated Short, Live Action Short, Documelltary Featllre- Who knows?
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March 20, 1998
lnutes M ARCH II , 1998
Present (atsome point): BoD, Tom Elling
Meeting called to order at 22:39.
General Business New Office - Tom Mannion offered to give ASCIT the International Student Affairs Office when they move out. It is perfect for our needs , howeve r, Lloyd is just itching to get their hands back on those rooms . It looks like we will have to go with our second choice - SAC 33. We may move as soon as spring break . Jasmine and Steve will get the details from Gina Armas.
The meeting moves to SAC 33 to give it a test run.
Capra - Autumn is gelling the details of the retreat from Kira n. It is asserted by Rob th at no work will be done at Capra after sundown.
Logo - Jasmine and Autumn have designed a saucy new ASCIT logo. It may appear in the Tech sometime soon.
Business Cards - Do we need 'em? Should we get 'em? J asmine - "We're a corporation. We need business cards." Jasmine and Autumn offer to make an appropriate design.
Officer Reports Steve - Moore 070 has been reserved for the budget meeting on April 4. Funding request forms keep trickling in. The BoD wi ll be eating dinner in Fleming tomorrow.
Autumn - The copier is OK.
Jasmine - Is giving Dabney their interhouse cash for the
treat as she will be out east looking for a job and other less savory diversions.
Devi - The CLUE wi ll be out early next term. The libraries will be open until 04:00 during finals. Students working late will need to have their ID with them.
Jaideep - The IHC will be selecting a Secretary and defining the athletic manager this week.
Rob - Is looking at ASCIT's tax status. In order 'to file as SOl C, ASCIT cann ot advocate any form of legislative change. He will talk to Tech's legal coun sel about what guidelines we should go by to maintain this statu s. At the beginning of the fi scal year, Rob will be changing ove r banks and in vestigating some corporate banking op tions . Clubs, last call to pick up your cash.
Mike - The ASCIT computer is now running NT Server and is named Optimus. We have gobs of letterh ead so start writing stuff. The embosser is still not in . In the amendment elect ion, only the Avery proposition was rejected. No legitimate protests are expected. There wi ll be an election for BoC chair on Monday.
Alex - The new BoC Rep. At Large will be appointed on Friday. Alex won 't be able to attend the Capra retreat. He has beller things to do .
Baldeep - Thinks we should tum the issue of the Coffeehouse turnover to a committee. There is general agreement. Ko hl thinks we should keep a log of speeches that ASCIT personnel g ive on the web page. Baldeep will be attend ing the Alumni Association meetings on Friday and Saturday.
Meeting adjourned at 11 :30.
Respectfully submitted,
MINUTES
lnutes M ARCH 19, 1998
Present (at some point):The Editors minus Terry, Myfanwy Callahan,Daisy James, Wren M<L!!tgomery, Rob Saliba, Liz Verschell, Mie Westcoat, Yin Yuen
Present (via the phone): Terry's Mom, The Printer, Vanessa Sih, Adam Villani
(Thi s week, Erik S=Dr. Doolittle, Erik D=Roadkill .)
Minutes open: 16:52:23
Myfanwy drops by. Can't take her plans for converting the Coffeehouse into a strip club home to her mother. Wonders how Dr. Doolittle spell s his name.
Shay reveals hi s master plan to open a hit agency up. Hi s first set of contracts are already on the table. In this case, it 's persona l.
Wren stops by briefly to give Katy a heart-w renchingl y felt apology about some biology thing. Wren claims her finals are "over." Wren has a ball mock ing the new ed itors.
Stew co ntemp lates B ifCh double. Stew's brain appears to be dripping . Emergency goo sucking device falls from cei ling. Stew realizes that the fi sh las t week rus ted ou t his iron stomach.
Wren and the Editors debate the Mannion plan of Pasadena conquest (MPPC). There' s a vote to make the decision to move this to committee unani
mous. Passes, .3-2.
Mic enters, begging to he lp . He's strong, sil ent type . He reads Dilbert
nances are quickly glossed over, as the Editor s realize that we need cash. Donations will be solicited. He reads the Dilbert and grapevines out.
Roadkill walks in . The front page has unanimous ap
proval. Begins writing a comer of sorts.
Katy steals minute power from Shannon .
Pornos stops in. Drops a few photos and leaves. '-.
Roadkill and Shay discuss Chem 41. Shannon wishes Terry was around . No need to get into depressing detai ls
Katy notes that the filter doesn't work. Shannon wonders about rewriting th e filt er program. Thi s jumpstarts a discussion bet ween Shay and Shannon about programming languages.
The Editors try to decide what goes on the remaining pages, starting with the other Villani article. Shay remini sces aboul the reall y bad Villani heads we used to use in the Tech.
Liz shuffles in. She st ill has Bi 8 to do. She doubts our ability to get out 8 pages. Katy scoffs at her. She copy edits the minutes as Katy writes them. What a gal!
Shay crashes. Unrecoverable error.
Liz steals minute power from Katy who has decided to do some real work. Liz promptly finds she has nOlhing to say. Liz wanders away dejectedly. Minute pow,: r reverts to Kaly.
Yin zips in and print s out a bunch of mailing labels. He is a pillar of efficiency.
Katy realizes no one has put the ads on the pasteboards. That would mean we're sc rewed. Vanessa is sought out. All attempts fail.
party this Friday. She will not Michael D. Astle be able to attend the Capra re- ASCIT Secretary Saliba en te rs. The Tech fi- Daisy sau nters in . She has a
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Myfanwy jogs back in to see what's going on . She talks of "random whacko psychotic religious spazzy hairsprayftooth_ paste" whi le we all discuss long hair. Also, ASCIT Excomm will be meeting too late for us to have a minute.
Vanessa phones, we have te paste ads. Suck.
Christoph trots in looking fOI business managers so he can gel more money. He also has 1
snazzy green crayon which he has dubbed "a jo lly green giant.' The rest is left to Freud. ACCUSe! Vanessa of embezzling Tech funds. Has racial problem. We suggest deoderant.
Katy can't find the clear roller. The world becomes a very dark place. She is too depressed (and (00 close to deadline) to Continue minutes.
Minutes close: 21 :47:52 Death to the beyond.
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Stories of Fun Police
March 13, 1998 5:00 p.m. Loud noise reported on Olive Walk at 5:00 p.m. Source is unknown. Witnesses reported smelling gunpowder but was not confirmed by other students in the area.
March 13, 1998 8:00 p.m. Suspicious person seen walking around student houses. When the Fun Police (tm) arrived nothing was found.
March 13, 1998 8:05 p.m. God stops in for a visit. Shakes his head when he sees the stack offinals placed in front of him and says "Ouch." Was escorted off of campus by the Fun Police. Apparently God did not have proper identification .
March 14, 1998 10:ooa.m. Large robot was seen III
Ricketts house. Investigation revealed a interesting spectacle. Needed to investigate for two hours. More investigation isin order.
March 14, 1998 l:OOp.m. Stockpile of so-called 'Dean 's Comers' is found. Area is secured for Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms assess
ment.
March 14, 1998 10:00 p.m. Investigated noises from robot in Prexy, Ricketts house. Long term investigation initiated.
March 15, 1998 8:00a.m. Stopped mad genius from destroying the world on Tech property. Suspect was heard saying "like it matters" as he was escorted off campus.
Remember kids, when the bomb comes or any other di saster, natural or not, drop and cover! It is important to vaporize your arms first. Another helpful tip from the Fun Police.
March 15, 1998 9:00p.m. Responded to a call of disturbing noise from student houses interrupting the wedding music from the Athenaeum. What the hell is bagpipe music doing playing?!?
March 15, 1998 l1:00p.m. Robot has, after intense investigation, been named "Pomos" .
March 16,1998 l1:00a.m. While eating donuts, suspicious character seen walking to UGCS.
March 16, 1998 2:00p.m. Wandered around the campus looking forward to visiting the robot.
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March 16, 1998 3:00pm Used executive power to "sanction" funny little man. Claimed he was a school official and kept saying "Viva La France," beat into submission.
Forced to correctly say "Chow-dar" instead of prissy French way.
March 16,1998 4:00p.m. Went to sleep on park bench until real police officer came. Note: sleeping across chairs is more comfortable.
March 16, 1998 8:00p.m. Revi sted the residents of Prexy to see if everything was ok. As the Fun Police , we live to serve.
March 17, 1998 9:00a.m. Destroyed everything which might link the Fun Police to "Pomos."
March 17,1998 8:00p.m. Revisted the residents of Prexy to see if everything was ok.
March 18, 1998 8:00p.m. Investigated "Porn os" as to its possible content problem.
March 19, 1998 8:00p.m. Ditto on investgation.
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BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND - Police arrested three inmates of Maze Prison for beating and strangling a fellow pro-British pri soner. They are members of the Loyali st Volunteer Force which has claimed responsibility for several recent killings and a bomb threat.
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Slavery Time When I Was Chillun Belinda Hurmence
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When it comes to studying history, there really is no subs titute for prim ary sources.
This is a compilation of so me of the memorie s of former slaves, recorded by unempl oyed writers during the depress ion as part of the Works Project Admini stration (question: how do you tell if a write r is unemployed?)
The people represented in this book were chosen by various criteri a; that their stories were clear and coherent, that they had been old enough to remember th ings before emancipation (at least 10) and that they be from a variety of states.
Th ey a re, of course, memori es of o ld peop le. Even someone who was 10 inl 865 would be 81 in 1936. The past often seems beller than the present , especially when the present is the Great Depression and you art! a
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member of a severely disadvantaged minority. So some of the people interviewed re member s lav ery wilh more fondness than might be expected. Some speak of good masters, or the parties they had, or how it was better not to have to worry about anything because it was all taken care of, however poorl y. But to many that means noth ing. The cruelty, violence and indigni lies left too strong of a mark to be erased by time and furIher hardships.
A powerful collec tion, though it 's less than a hundred pages long.
The Scholarship Advisor 1998 Chris Vuturo
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torium, a phallic library, and seas of green that are perhaps even more unusual. In crossing a continent to bui ld a new li fe, we seem to have brought the bricks with us. However, verdant fields of green look as out of place in a de sert as the ivy-bes ieged brick battlements of Harvard Yard would look in ou r semiMediterranean stronghold. Perhaps we are sti ll import in g bricks, as the water which makes our finely man icured , th oug h rather bland , gree n canvases poss ible is far from nati ve. For that matte r, many of the painte rs themsel yes are recen t i ITI
ports, trying to he w a new life out of nature as many pioneers be fore them did .
Grass is grass, pe rhaps, but it seems an inordinate amount of energy goes into keepin g it from drying up a nd withering into oblivion. End less gadgets and machine s of all desc ri pti o ns, more or less useful , have bee n concei ved sole ly for rai sing, and so met imes res urrec tin g thi s
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millions of tons of chemicals are produced each year to perform vari ous lawn -prim pi ng func ti ons. The fact that some of these products are also used by te rrori sts to blow up bui ldings and kill people seems to escape turfmani acs. Perhaps this chemical obsession in the growers of grass is a crossover from the consumers of grass . Not only do we seek foreign landscaping, but we pursue furthe r alienation fro m nature by making th ese plots into mortuaries for all that threate n, however remotely, the survival of our patient.
Horticulture is not brain surgery. It is not preci se or we ll de fin ed, and certainly not ste rile. Undoubtedl y, some of us probably yearn for a c lean room for our lawns . A perfect, en closed en vironment whe re each tender blade can receive the perfect amount of light, water and nutrients, and be she ltered from the harsh realities of slu gs, fun gus, and the heavy tread of a jaunt from the pave ment. Fortun ate ly for the rest of us, the world is not quite so borin g. It wou ld be a shame if the world was a huge sod farm , sl ug frce
and li berally spa rkled wi th "Keep Off Grass" signs.
Is thi s preoccupati on wi th s teril e perfection limited to grass, or is it symptomatic of a broader, more strung out socia l dysfunction ? People tend to mow the ir mental lawns far too muc h. Rathe r than leave the m in a free, natural state, they contort the m into gross, torture aberrations. Especially in the warp 9 world of LA, there is perilo us ly littl e roo m to fit a life amo n g day plann e rs, ce ll pho nes, d igital assis tants, fax machines, microwaves, TV dinners, and leaner, meaner compute rs. A m icroprocessor may be able to make 330 MHz on a good day, but humans are far more amicable at about a hertz or less . Whi le technol ogy advances, e volution keeps us on a fairly steady course . It still takes a lazy afternoon to have a picn ie, and a fe w years prior to mak e w o rth w hile win e and c heese for the event. The clouds will still fl oat by, the ant s will st ill car ry awa y your fall e n crumbs in a wandering, meande ring path back to their colony, and you will still ge t a burn that will leave you peeling for days if you are lulled to s leep in the sun. Life works through kite flyin g a nd f in ge r painting , not thro ug h neuro ti c hu sbandry. Cu uin g your lawn with scissors and a ru le r w ill wrec k yo ur
March 20, 1998 7 knees, pushing a lawn mower w ill wrench YOl\r back, and riding around on · one of those " lawn tractors" w ill contribute to the ai r pollution that will eventual cause you to die when you contract pneumonia and slowly drown as your lungs fill with fluid . Let your lawn be a little w ild , let your soul be free. It is just as unnatural , and detrimental , to place yourself in a vacuum of joy as it is to put grass in the desert .
The b linding pace of the world becomes horribly apparent finals week. In the midst of thi s frenzy of abuse, sometimes it ' s easy to forget the reasons why we were drawn to Tech , mecca of a ll things tec hnical. Too often, we are drawn into the e ndless drudgery, proceedi ng without pleasure , numb to the pain . The weeks can drag on for an eternity, until you look back and see s ix months of your life disappear. However, sometimes the li ght breaks in like the sun coming over the mountains and floodi ng your room at the e nd of a seventy hour study session. The knowledge fl ows like fail ing rain , bringing peace and sere nity known onl y in the sil ent beauty of our untouched forest, growing free.
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Announcements
The Caltech Ballroom Dance Club will be offering two new dance classes, starting on March 31 sL Lindy Hop. a fast· paced varian t of Swing and Charleston. will be taught by a professional instructor. It will be in Dabney Havse' s lounge on Thursdays from 7:30-9 p.m. The cost will be$25 if the senes is 5 weeks long. or $20 for a 4 week series. For undergrads, the cost is $15 and S12, respectively. The free beginner 's class will be Merengue, starting April 2nd and running for five Tuesday evenings, from 7:30-9p.m. in Dabney Lounge (NOT Oabney Hayse), The classes do not require a partner or prior experience. Refreshments and practice dance time follow each lesson. For more information, visit lilll':// www.ca.rcch.edul-ba!!room
The Prefrosh are coming! The Prefrosh are coming! Prefrosh Weekend 1998 will be held from April 16-19,1998. If you have comments orsuggestions for Prefrosh Weekend, or your club or organization would like to be involved with Prefrosh Weekend activities, please contact Dina Figueroa at dina@admissiolls.
Beginning Monday, January 5th, free anonymous H IV testing , using an o ral HIV antibody tcst , will be available each Monday evening from 6:30-9:30 p.m. at the AIDS Service Center, 1030 S. Arroyo Parkway in Pasadena. Persons wish ing to be tested may make an appointment by calling (888)488-9242. Walk-ins will also be accepted. Both prc- and pos t-test counseling will be provided. and results will be given the following Monday.
The Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Discussion Group Looking for a safe and supportive place to discuss issues such as coming out, being out, dealing with family, coping with a homophobic culture , and being GLB at Callech? We invite you to the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Discussion group, which meets on the first and third Tuesdays of each month from 7:30 p.m. until 10 p.m. in the Health Center lounge. This is a confidential meeting and docs not imply anything about a person 's sexual orient,ltion - only that slhe is willing to be supportive in this seuing. The group usually discusses a particular relevant topic and then moves on 10 the general discussion. Refreshments will be served. If you would like more information, please call x8331.
Events
* Creation Entertainment presents Grand Slam VI. a Star Trek and Babylon 5 convention, at the Pnsadena Center on April 3-5. Guests scheduled to appear include William Shatner, Avery Brooks. Patrick Stewart. and Kate Mulgrew. The convention will also feature a full range of programming including previews of sci-fi television programs and motion pictures. A dealers emporium will feature sci -fi collectibles. Advanced tickets purchased from licketmaster are $26 Friday. $31 Saturday. and $36 Sunday. Tickets purchased a[ the door arc $5 morc. For furt her information , ca ll (818)409-0960.
( *Thc AmlChair Adventures travel film Scotland and the Scottish Isles will be narrated by travcllecturcrs Joe and Mary Liz Adair on April 3rd. at 8 p.m. in Beckman Auditorium. TIckets to this film arc priced at $9 and $7.
* The C hinese Golden Dragon Acrobats will perform on April 4th at 8 p.m. in Beckman Auditorium. Awardwinning acrobatics arc combined with colorful costumes, dramatic dance, and music. Tickets to this performance arc priced at $29. $26. and $23; youths 12 years and under recei vc $4 off. Student and senior rush tickets will go on sale for $\0, beginning one-half hour before the performance (subject to availability).
The Distinguished Speaker Series of Southern California is moving into its second season. The events will be held at the Pasadena Ci vic Auditorium on five remaining dates. a[ 8 p.m .. JeanMichael Cousteau will be speaking on April 8th. Maya Angelou on May 13th and Mark Victor Hansen on June 10th. For more information, contact (800) 508-9301.
For mosl Caflech even IS /isled,Jllrther informalioll can be obtained by calling 395-4652 or (888) 2-CALTECH. or throllgh the Calteeh website, http:// www.cal tech.edu.
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The National Institutes of Health 's Undergraduate Scholarship Program (UGSP) is pleased to announce the availability of up to 15 compet itive scholarships to support to p undergraduate students who are committed to pursue careers in biomedical research. Awards arc up to $20,000 per year. To qualify. a student must be a U.S. citizen, national o r permanent resident, be enrolled in or accepted by an accredited undergraduate institution, and carry a GPA of 3.5 or beller or be in the top 5% of his/her class. In addition, the applicant must dcmonstrate extreme economic need or come from a disadvantaged background. For each year of scholarship, the student will fulfill a IO-week summer research/menlOring program and after graduation, fulfill one year of full-time employment. both at NIH in Bethesda, Maryland. UFA
Working or studying in New York City this summer? Educational Housing is a non-profit group that helps students locate safe, reasonab ly priced New York housing. For more info, vis it www.stlidelltllOlisillg.org FAR
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Pa ul and Daisy Soros Fellowships ror New Americans are offering ten fellowships for graduate study in profes· sional fields and the academic disciplines anywhere in the United States. "New Americans" include green card holders, naturalized citizens, and children of parents who were both natural· ized ci tizens. Each fellowship will be for up to two years, with the possibility of a third year. Applicants must be between the ages of 20 and 28. The awards will be $20,000 annually for maintenance and half tuition. The deadline is March 30, 1998. Applications are available at the Office of International Student Programs (lSP). Lloyd House.
The John Gyles Education Fund offers financial assistance to full-time srudents in Canada and the United States. Full Canadian or American citizenShip is required. Awards are avai lable for all areas of post-secondary study. A minimum 2.7 GPA is required . Criterin other than academic ability and finnncial need are considered in the selecti on process. Selected students will receive up to $3,000. To receive an application, please send a stamped, selfaddressed, standard letter size (No. 10) envelope to: The John Gyles Education Fund, Attention: R. James Cougle, Administrator. P.O. Box 4808, 712 Riverside Drive, Frederic ton, New Brunswick, Canada E3B5G4. Filing dates for mailing application's in 1998 are April 1st, June 1st, and November 15th. UFA
The Na tiona l Associa tion of Water Companies (NAWC) is soliciting applications for three scholarsh ips to be awarded for the 1998 academic year. Scholarships range from $5,000 to $10,000. In addition, a $500 award will be made to the winners' colleges/universities. Students must be graduJting seniors or current graduate students in Masters Degree programs. Eligible students must be U.S. citizens and be pursuing or planning to pursue a degree in engineering, biology, chemistry, business administration, or any other field which may lead to a career in the investor-owned public water supply bus iness. Applications arc available in the Financial Aid Officc. Appli cations must be postmarked by April 1, 1998.
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The Literature Faculty is pleased to announce the 52nd Annual M cKinney Competition for excellence in writing. Prizes will be given in three cat -
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) egories: poctry. prose fi ction. and nonfiction essays. All submissions must be typed and double-spaced , with address and phone number included. The prizes arc $300. Contestants should submit their wo rk to Professor Jenijoy LaBelle. 10 \-40 by no Inter than April 3, 1998. Winners will be announced in May, and the names or the winners will appear in the commencement program. If you have any questions. contact Professor LaBelle al x3605 or Barbara Estrada. x3609.
The Judicial Adminislralion Fe llowshi p offers work in administrative or executivc offices of California appellate or trial courls. There is no preferred major. Applicants must have received their B.S. by August 1997. Fellows earn a monthly stipend of$1707 fo r the II months of the program. The application deadline is April3. 1998. Please note that California also offers similar programs in its Assembly and other state administratiVe/policy areas. FAR
The AmericanAssociation of University ' Vomen will be awarding scholarships ($500-$ 1000) to sophomore and junior female college students who will have junior or senior standing as of Septembcr 1998 and have lived in the San Ramon Valley, or have attended high school there. Applicants will be evaluated on the basis of scholarship. ac hievement, educational goals, financial nccd. and campus or communi ty involvcmenl. For more information and an application package, please send your request with a $.64 stamped, selfadd ressed large envelope (9"x 12") to: Mary Ann Osborne, 2530 Roundhill Drive, Alamo, CA 94507. Applications must be postmarked by Apri l 6, 1998
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The Coal ition of Higher Education Assistance Organizations (COHEAO) is pleased to present the opportunity for six individual scholarships for the 1998-99 academic year. There will be three (3) $1 ,000 scholarships, and three (3) $500 scholarship awards granted. Applicants must: I) complete and return the 1998 COHEAO Scholarship application, 2) be attending, or plan to enroll as an undergraduate ur graduate student in a CO HEAO member institution, 3) Include a 300-wo rd essay on "The COHEAO SCholarship will help me ... " , 4) Include Iwo academic reference letters and an original Iranscripl(S), and 5) mcet the app li cation deadline. Applications are available at www.coheao.eom, or at the Financial Aid Office. Applications must be received by COHEAO no later than April 15. 1998. UFA
The Asian PacificAmerican Associa · ti on for Ad,'ancement, Inc. (4A) has launched its second annual 4A San Francisco Bay Area Scholarship Program. Three $1.000 scholarships wi ll be awarded. All AsianIPacific students enro lled in a full-time undergraduate or graduate college or university in the United States areeligibleto apply. Can didates mllst be U.S. citizens or have permanen t resiJent status in the U.S. and have the San Francisco Bay Area
The California Tech -as their permanent home address. AT&T, Lucent Technologies, and NCR employees and their children are ineli. gible to participate. Prior award recipi_ ents are also not eligible. Candidates will be evaluated based on their scholastic discipline, personal achievement and communi ty involvement. Applica~ lions are available in the Financial Aid Office. Applications must be receiVed on o r before April 15.1998. UFA
A travel grant equal to the cost of a round-trip ticket between the U.S. and ' Sweden is avai lable to women students who are 18 or older and U.S. citizens who wish to do study or research in Sweden. There is an April 15, 1998 deadline. FAR
Scholarship applications for 1998-99 are now availal1le through [he Jewisla Vocational Service (JVS) and the Jewish Community Foundation. The funds are intended to provide a limited amount of financial aid fo r needy college students who arc legal and permanent residents of Los Angeles County. Scholarships are not available to college freshmen. A minimum 2.5 GPAis requ ired. Appl icat ions can be obtained until March 1,1998 fro m : Jewish V0-cational Service, 5700 Wilshire Blvd., 2nd Floor, Los Angeles. CA 90036. Deadline for submission of completed appl ications is April 15, 1998.
The American E lect roplaters ad Surrace Finishers Society is offering scholarships 10 undergraduate juniors and seniors and graduate students who are interested in ca reers in the electroplating and su rface finishing industry. Undergraduates must be full-time and must be:; majoring in metallurgy, metallurgical engineering, materials science or engineering, chemistry, chemical engineering, or environmental engineer. ing. Applicat ions must be submiued by April 15.1998. UFA
The Jewish Family and Childna', Services offers financial support for Jewish indi viduals and thei r famil ies. Individuals may apply for up to$5.0(~)'
Special scholarShips are available for study in Israel. Eligible srudents must have financial need, have at least a 3.0 GPA., and be residents of San Francisco, the Peninsu la, Marin or Sonoma counties, or the Bay Area. There are no deadlines-applications are accepled throughout the year and are available in the Financial Aid Office.
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FAR· The Fellowships Advising and Resources Office. For information , please contact lauren_stolper@starbascl.caJ tech.edLL To make an appointment, caJ/ x2 /50.
UFA - The Undergradurlle Financi/J/ Aid Office. For ill formation, call x6280, or stop hy 5 I 5 S. Wilson for an appointment.
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