welcome to gia’s amazing restaurant of doom!
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Welcome to Gia’s amazing restaurant of
DOOM!
Located on: 123ABC Sesame Street
Phone Number:1231-456-7890
www.GiaIsAwesome.com
Getting Started…
Appetizers• Chicken WingsZesty tasting wings with a spice of
Habanero! May set your mouth on fire… 4.00$
• NachosHere we have crunchy tortillas with
spicy cheese. 6.00$
• Chips and DipHere there is a guacamole dip with Peta chips 7.00$
Time To Eat!
Main Dish• ½ Pounder Burger 14.99$Here you get to eat ½ a pound of meat while getting chain saws thrown at you! If you get hurt its not our problem! And remember its always fun even if you end up
loosing 4 fingers! If you survive you win a full belly and 2 fingers!
• Miracle Burger 12.99$Here you get a 10 pound antelope burger with four rotten cheeses and tomato paste! If
you get food poisoning its is not our problem yet again! And the more you barf the better it tastes!
• And For The Vegetarians! 19.99$Here we have a vegetable entrée including: Hot Dogs stuffed with cow meat and venison
with a 20 oz sizzler with a side of fish,donkey,and donkeys waffles and ranch dressing
Comes with a side of Potatoes or Chips
And To Finish Off
• Chocolate Moose 599.99$Here you eat a chocolate dried full moose! Not even dead! Its so fresh it
cleans your teeth!
• Dead Man’s Float 9.99$Here you can drink an orange cream float with dead men’s arms from
previous stays here you will enjoy tasty men arms of DOOM!
• Kiddy Cannibalistic Cocktail 29.99$Here you have children from the ages of 1-4 inside drink! From Aaron to
Sally you’ll enjoy them all!
Getting Thirsty?
• Hot Sauce 2.99$Here you get a hot sauce drink!
• Arnold Palmer 299.99$Here you get to drink a taste of Arnold Palmer! Literally!
• Tea 3.99$Sweet tea with 99.99999999% sugar
• Potato! 3.99$Here you get to drink a shredded potato. Its so tasty!
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