what do your shoes tell you?

What do your

shoes tell you about

yourself?

If the shoe fits, wear it.

If the shoe fits, wear it.

well known, but meaningless

proverbInvented by

shoe industry

i came up with this presentation idea

http://www.theseyellowshoes.com

Numbers are basedon private collection

1.

You owe more than

50

pair of shoes

1.

You owe more than

50

pair of shoes

You have toomuch money

1.

You owe more than

50

pair of shoes

or your name is Imelda

2.

From those 50 pairs more than

25pairs smell bad

2.

From those 50 pairs more than

25pairs smell bad

you suck at washing

your feet

2.

From those 50 pairs more than

25pairs smell bad

ORYou finally found the leftovers of

the cheese platter a month ago

3.

8pairs of same shoes in a different color

2.

8pairs of same shoes in a different color

You are so happyYou could shit

Rainbows

4.

You stock your shoes in

5different closets

4.

You stock your shoes in

5different closets

You have a reallybig house

4.

You stock your shoes in

5different closets

or‘the other man’ is very skinny

and can hide under the bed

There is only

conclusion

I need a bigger closet

If you are thinking ofdonating one..

Judith straetemans

@judithstr

http://judithstraetemans.be

And all other social networks.

Even those that haven’t been invented

yet

(No pants were harmed during actions.)

Sponsored by the shoe industry

Sponsored by the shoe industry

I wish!