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THE SEASON THAT WAS PRESENTATION GALA DINNER BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE AUSSIE CHEER HORNS!Wow… What an end to the most awesome season of footy tipping ac-tion ever! Our competition just won “Best Footy Tipping Competition by a company” in the “Best Footy Tipping Competition Association” in Canberra. I never even knew there was such an association, but dang, let’s go with it people!

THE MAJOR PRIZE WINNERSHow is it worked out???122 CoMPetitors x $50.00 $6,100.00MiNus $100.00 PotJACks x 23 rouNds $2,300.00 $3,800.00 iN ZA PriZe PooLAGe

1st PRIZE – 60% - $2,280.00 OUTRIGHT WINNER PAUL “GORELITZER, PMAC” McGLOIN 150 POINTSCONGRATULATIONS to our outright winner PMAC Who won on 150 Large Golden Arangatangs.

2nd PRIZE – 30% - $1,140.00 OUTRIGHT WINNERJOE “CUPPA QUITTER” LEPUSCHAN 149 POINTSUhhh the Bombers… CONGRATULATIONS Cuppa on outright 2nd spot

3rd PRIZE – 10% - $380.00 – 3 WAY TIE GRAHAM “ KARNIVOOL” HOSKING 148 POINTS $126.67RICK “RICHIE KOTZEN” BUITENHUIS 148 POINTS $126.67PAUL “DOUGIE, FEATHER DUSTER” NOLAN 148 POINTS $126.66 [Sorry about the cent dude]

This year has been so much fun. Who would have thought it would have come and gone so quickly. I want to personally Thank everyone for joining in all the fun this year. This season will go down as one of the all time greatest, no doubt about it! For all you Essendon supporters there is no way I would have stripped your tipping points like the AFL did, there is no need to Thank me for that, seriously, cool your jets!

RECORDS ARE MADE TO BE BROKENThis year we had a record amount of competitors with 122 and next year we will be looking to do the same. Please see the registration form at the end of this presentation to register for the 2014 season. Please spread the word as much as possible, the more people involved, the more $$$ for us all to share in :)

DIVINE 9 WEEKLY POTJACK PRIZE PAYOUTS It was debatable at the start of the year whether or not we would increase the $50.00 a week potjack to $100.00, but it in the end, all roads lead to Norway. Congratulations to those of you who shared in the weekly potjacks and won some dollarenos and of course the all mighty Aussie Cheer Horn. Cheer horn sales since this time have gone up amazingly… Rob McGloin has since invested into the Horn Company and become CEO, “The Horn Company is trading quite well … I recommend all of you buy some shares in the company as it is not amaz-ing value at -$5.25 per share and decreasing daily.”

Below is a list of the Divine 9 Club Potjack winners and what they won for each round.Competitors Highlighted in Red have won the potjack more than once!

ROUND 2 - $200.00 POTJACK – 7 WINNERS

1. JO HAGUE $28.55 2. MATT MERRIN $28.55 3. FRANK SCALZO $28.55 4. DEVLIN HAGUE $28.55 5. BRETT CASEY $28.55 6. HELEN SCALZO $28.55 7. ROHAN SMITH $28.70

ROUND 5 - $300.00 POTJACK – 7 WINNER

1. PAUL McGLOIN $42.85 2. BRAD COATES $42.85 3. SCOTT FITZGERALD $42.854. SIMON THOMPSON $42.85 5. DOUG McKELL $42.85 6. BRENDAN HAINS $42.85 7. GRAEME SCOTT $42.90


1. PAUL McGLOIN $1.90 2. JOE LEPUSCHAN $1.90 3. PAUL NOLAN $1.90 4. RICK BUITENHUIS $1.90 5. GRAEME HOSKING $1.90 6. FRANK SCALZO $1.90 7. PAUL MANCZAK $1.90 8. LEE ANN TOWNS $1.90 9. BRIAN MURPHY $1.9010. SCOTT FITZGERALD $1.90 11. SEETA HIBBERT $1.90 12. ROB HENNEMAN $1.90 13. RICK BRAIN $1.90 14. BRENDAN MOOSEY $1.90 15. MORGAN COATES $1.90 16. DAVID HAYES $1.9017. JO HAGUE $1.90 18. HELEN SCALZO $1.9019. ROB BUITENHUIS $1.90 20. WILL ANDREW $1.90 21. ADRIAN CAPOGRECO $1.90 22. MALCOLM WALLACE $1.9023. MATT DAVENPORT $1.90 24. DAVID MYLONAS $1.9025. GORDAN CARROLL $1.90 26. RICHARD COURTNEY $1.90 27. CRAIG MORGAN $1.90 28. DONALD WILSON $1.9029. JULIE LAMBERT $1.90 30. DOUG McKELL $1.90 31. JASON SCEBERRAS $1.90 32. ANDY McILROY $1.9033. HELEN JOLLEY $1.90

ROUND 6 - $100.00 POTJACK (CONTINUED!)

34. JOHN ZAHRA $1.90 35. JOSHUA THOMPSON $1.90 36. MAT FOSTER $1.9037. ROB WALKER $1.9038. ROB McGLOIN $1.90 39. JEFF PICKARD $1.9040. GEOFF McCANN $1.9041. PAUL BEERS $1.85 42. STEVE KELSON $1.8543. JOSIE FESTER $1.85 44. GREGG JOLLEY $1.8545. MARION BATTLE $1.85 46. PETER CLEMENTS $1.85 47. CHRIS SMITH $1.85 48. ETHEL DAVIDS $1.85 49. DAVID BRAY $1.8550. ANTHONY CAMERON $1.8551. MATT MERRIN $1.85 52. NICHOLAI BARBARICH $1.85 53. TEF FURUHASHI $1.80


1. BRUNO SCALZO $450.00 2. RICHARD COURTNEY $450.00


1. ALEX WAKEM $16.70 2. BRAD COATES $16.70 3. JOE LEPUSCHAN $16.70 4. OSMAN LATIF $16.70 5. ANDY McILROY $16.70 6. BRAD WILLATS $16.50

ROUND 18- $200.00 POTJACK – 4 WINNERS

1. SIMON THOMPSON $50.00 2. MALCOLM WALLACE $50.003. DAVID MYLONAS $50.00 4. JOHN ZAHRA $50.00

ROUND 21- $300.00 POTJACK – 1 WINNER

1. MORGAN COATES $300.00


1. RICHARD COURTNEY $50.00 2. MELANIE BARNETT $50.00


1. CRAIG MORGAN $100.00

DIVINE 9 CLUB – BEST PHOTO WINNERFor all of you who tipped 9 and became a part of the Divine 9 club and didn’t send through your photos to us, you missed out on being judged and winning free entry into next years competition. In the end, there were only 3 submissions, Paul Manczak, Graham Hosking and Matt Foster who all sent through some amazingly funny uses for their cheer horn! It was a really hard choice to pick the winner of best photo, our selection panel had a tough choice to make but in the end we have decided that best photo for this year goes to Paul Manczak. Paul put in a great amount of work to somehow make himself a Hawthorn player, with a beautiful moustache and waking Cyril Rioli over the head with his cheer horn. Mat and Win were awfully close finding an amazing use for the cheer horn as a drink dispenser and Graham Hosking too with his office appreciation of the cheer horn.

Below is the final ladder of rankings with Total Prize Money won and a full Season performance review from the annoying footy guy.

END OF SEASON PERFORMANCE REVIEW

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THE ANNOYING FOOTY GUY’S YeArLY PerForMANCe reView

Paul McGloin 1 150 $2,324.75 Outstanding… BOG by a mile and a deserved winnerJoe Lepuschan 2 149 $1,158.60 The Quitter, unlucky, but a nice increase to the Ego, AMS’ Best

TipperPaul Nolan 3 148 $128.56 The comeback king… Next year’s favouriteRicky Buitenhuis 3 148 $128.57 Winner of our comp 2008 and always up there… Go KotzenGraeme Hosking 3 148 $128.57 A seasoned veteran and always does well in the tipping comp!Mark Sciberras 6 146 Zip So unlucky not to feature, consistent all year, GO HAWKS!Frank Scalzo 6 146 $30.45 Last year’s joint winner, always does well… 2nd Fave to win next

yearPaul Manczak 8 145 $1.90 Won the Divine 9 comp for best photo… Good Job man Lee-Ann Towns 8 145 $1.90 Wow, look at the winnings! Next year she will dominate Edroy Davids 8 145 Zip Zero payout, Zero performance… Needs to lift next year!Brad Coates 8 145 $59.55 Totally made his money back, not bad for a kiwiBrian Murphy 8 145 $1.90 Good times by Murph, again always does well but no cigarScott Fitzgerald 8 145 $44.75 Good effort Capo, The viking would be proud… Knackers has

your coinageSeeta Hibbert 14 143 $1.90 Fluke that she got 9… Disappointing effort Hibblet, LIFT!Rob Henneman 14 143 $1.90 A donation for the homeless German lady cooking fish in a fry-

ing panRick Brain 16 142 $1.90 Borrow 10 Cents and buy yourself a beer from the AMS vending

machineBrendan Moosey 16 142 $1.90 Next years challenge = Beat Brad CoatesOs Latif 16 142 $16.70 Dirty Joel you are a star! Tigers vs North Grand Final 2014


Morgan Coates 16 142 $301.90 3 Votes for Round 21 - Well Played Morgan, well playedDavid Hayes 20 141 $1.90 A good first year performance on page 1 of prideJoanne Hague 20 141 $30.45 Ezman to play for North next year, no doubt!Helen Scalzo 22 140 $30.45 Well played H - Hit up The Broons for some coinageSimon Thompson 22 140 $92.85 Not bad Shlop Shlop… Geelong for PMRob Buitenhuis 22 140 $1.90 Put a $1.90 on Rick to win some serious coin next year Will Andrew 25 139 $1.90 Enough for a deposit on a ceramic beer drinking bird…Adrian Capogreco 25 139 $1.90 Rhi has your winnings in his pocket… You can grab in GF Day Malcolm Wallace 25 139 $51.90 Well played Hombre… Saint Magpie Man gets his $ back and a

bitMatt Davenport 25 139 $1.90 One Sideburn is all it takes, just oneDeb Hague 25 139 Zip Bad luck Debs, but you have best Hague bragging rights for a

year David Mylonas 25 139 $51.90 First year player, did well to re-coup $ and make a tad more Gordon Carroll 25 139 $1.90 We told you to support the ROOS, go one better I say Bruno Scalzo 32 138 $450.00 A monumental B.O.G Round 15… Well played Skilts!Richard Courtney 32 138 $501.90 3 Times Cheer horn Champion… The most 9ers for the yearDavid Gidis 32 138 Zip No good Gidis… Ramp it up next year dude! Melanie Barnett 32 138 $50.00 A Round 22 B.O.G - Nice work Mel B, Well playedNick Zannis 32 138 ZipTown We need a big 2014 Zannis, similar to 2006 when you won itCraig Morgan 32 138 $101.90 A great finish to the season Morgo… Double winnings me!Donald Wilson 38 137 $1.90 Disappointing result, but the best pic on the website by a mile!!!Julie Lambert 38 137 $1.90 3 Times winner and All Australian 2004/05+09 - Need more

from you next year Jools!Doug McKell 38 137 $44.75 A nice solid 1st year performance… Shame about the Bombre!Jason Sceberras 38 137 $1.90 Refer to CappaAndrew Mclroy 38 137 $18.60 Not bad Andy… Next year could be your year!Helen Jolley 38 137 $1.90 DebS has your money, don’t let her run away with it…Brendan Hains 38 137 $42.85 A solid first year performance… A good pre-season and anything

is possible next yearCarolyn Acuna 45 136 Zip No good Caz, a bit more time required on the weights…John Zahra 45 136 $51.90 Good work Sachin… Zahra not out on 1 @ stumps…Anton Fester 45 136 Zip Next Year = WinningDebbie Buitenhuis 45 136 Zip Gotta beat the boys up next year Debbie :)Joshua Thompson 45 136 $1.90 Not bad amigo… Put it on Ziebs to win the Brownlow Next year Devlin Hague 45 136 $28.55 Disappointing result in the end… Was up there early but faded

awayJohn Little 45 136 Zip Continues to disappoint each year… No peptides next year

Johnny… OkRhian Hague 52 135 Zip Who is this man and why is he so bad at tipping? Stick to being

an idiot dude… Seriously!Mat Foster 52 135 $1.90 Well played Fosterville! A great first season… We need Barrie

next year! Barrie me!

Rob Walker 52 135 $1.90 Rob, power walking is your strong point but running would be even better!

Rob McGloin 52 135 $1.90 Gubes, I am disappointed in your performance but there’s no need to get the hiccups

Ezra Hague 52 135 Zip The Auskick King, better luck next year little buddy.Jeff Pickard 57 134 $1.90 A huge Round 6, but went missing after that… Pick Hard and

aggressively!Simon Smith 57 134 Zip Come on dude I really need you to lift next year, add Cooper,

add Dennis Dizon.Daniel Stewart 57 134 Zip A vomitable effort Gaper… VomitableGeoff McCann 60 133 $1.90 Bragging rights over Clemo… If anyone Can, Geoff McCann.Alex Wakem 60 133 $16.70 An angry start, an angry middle of the year, and an angry end =

$16.70 better offRichard Bodinnar 62 132 Zip The Body… What more can I say man? A big preseason may helpSteve Kelson 62 132 $1.85 Kelso, what is going on? I need you to ramp it up next year!Brett Casey 62 132 $28.55 Not Bad Casey… A strong Round 7 but went missing after that.Paul Beers 65 131 $1.85 Well done Beersos! I have your coinage, come and get it from

meDave Fester 66 130 Zip Disaster year 2000. Seriously has to lift next year to be

amongst the bestEddie Hicks 66 130 Zip Disappointing… But at least the Blues made it in September!Josie Fester 66 130 $1.85 A horrible idea to enter footy tipping for the first year. An

angry and vicious competitor.Rhonda Perry 69 128 Zip Saints Supporter……... Mark Bernard 70 127 Zip The man behind the scenes walks away with ZIP… Where are

the footy God’s now?Sam Ford 70 127 Zip Inconsistent and his factory closed down, expect a bigger year

in 2014Gregg Jolley 70 127 $1.85 3 Chuppa Chupps is the call…Marion Battle 70 127 $1.85 Marion won the comp back in 2003 but has gone missing in re-

cent years… 2014 comeback?Peter Clements 74 125 $1.85 8 behind Geoff man, come on Pedro ramp it upChris Smith 74 125 $1.85 You can get a few boxes of matches for that dude… Ethel Davids 76 124 $1.85 Carl can possibly buy you 1 cigarette with your winnings while

he’s at the shops!David Bray 77 123 $1.85 First year combatant, a solid performance, but perhaps the

Swannies will get up for you again!Carole Hosking 77 123 Zip Hit up Graham for some coin here Carole :)Kevin Hague 79 122 Zip 2010’s previous winner, went missing early and always tips the

Saints! New method required.Anthony Cameron 79 122 $1.85 Not a bad earn but not a good one either. Maybe hit up Leon for

some insider trading?Ash Blakeney 81 120 Zip Another Sorry Saints supporter, will need a solid pre-season to

perform next year


David Griffiths 82 119 Zip Sad and sorry 1st year performance, but Griffo makes up for it in so many other ways!

Justin Malseed 82 119 Zip After an impressive Round 1, it was all downhill from there, I mean bobsled downhill!

Matt Merrin 82 119 $30.40 A great start to the year but went missing in a major way… A few Potjacks helped the cause!

Kerry Hague 85 118 Zip Saints Supporter……... Brad Willats 85 118 $16.50 How does a Pom Pick 9 in AFL Tipping? He comes the Mayor of

Fluke Town.Rob Dexter 87 117 Zip Your % compatability rate is 100% with any non loving female

footy fanPhenix Hague 88 116 Zip Seriously Annoying Jnr, stop doing your tips with your Mum -

You would’ve won it dude!Mark Kemp 88 116 Zip Started off OK, but then faded off into the distanceCarl Treasure 90 115 Zip Is still gloating about his 2011 victory of $2,640.00… More

interested in Cricket this year!Sam McAinch 90 115 Zip Disgusting performance AinchyDon McLeod 90 115 Zip Saints Supporter……... John Kallitsas 93 107 Zip Seriously JK, I expect more possessions from you in 2014Mau Music 94 104 Zip Started off Great, but went M.I.A - A Disappointing resultDarryn Collins 95 103 Zip Not bad dude, maybe next year?Andrew Boucher 95 103 Zip Joint winner last year, not keen this year at all, probably lucky

for everyone else!Graeme Scott 97 102 $42.90 Like the others, started good, but dropped off… Next year is

on!Jeremy Buswell 98 98 Zip Another late starter but did well to climbRohan Smith 99 94 $28.70 The Saddest Tipping story of the year… Started off amazing,

but lost his mojoRyan O’Connell 100 93 Zip Queenslander…Justin Kansley 101 92 Zip Another one who started well, but dropped off the planet.com

Saints Supporter………Jimi Hynes 102 87 Zip Had a little stab, but then gave upCampbell Brobbel 103 86 Zip A late starter, did well to get that high up!!!Robert Caldicott 104 85 Zip Competed for a bit, but then forgot to compete for a bitSimon Deery 104 85 Zip Another one who started well, but dropped off the planet.com

Saints Supporter………Elissa Higgins 106 80 Zip Disappeared into the distance…Nicholai Barbarich 107 74 $1.85 Nice work Nic. 15 more cents and you can be a 2 can man!Samuel Exton 108 73 Zip No effort.comTed Furuhashi 109 69 $1.80 On tour in Europe, take this with you dude + Make a wish that

you surviveLuke Sullivan 109 69 Zip No effort.comMark Higgins 111 68 Zip No effort.com


Jesse Preston 112 62 Zip No effort.comJohn Martin 112 62 Zip Started off well, but got sidetracked to noeffort.comMark Fountain 114 61 Zip No effort.comChristian Penning 115 60 Zip No effort.comMat Slater 116 59 Zip No effort.comJack Holland 116 59 Zip No effort.comKyle Probst 116 59 Zip No effort.comGlen Nicholls 116 59 Zip No effort.comCameron Curtis 116 59 Zip No effort.comChrystopher Brooks

116 59 Zip No effort.com

Matthew O’Connor 122 43 Zip No effort.com


THE MAN BEHIND THE SCENES

A MASSIVE SPECIAL THANK YOU must go out here to the man behind the scenes, yes, there is a man behind the scenes! Without this amazing specimen of a man there would be no Footy Tipping Competition at all. Mark “Bernie” Bernard is the engine room of our comp, all I do as the Annoying Footy Guy is Dictate. Every Monday morning after the round is completed, Bernie and I would have a 7am Monday morning meeting, he brings in his type writer as I sit on my desk and waffle words out of my mouth. Bernie types what I am saying on his typewriter. Then somehow, he miraculously turns it into a digital transcription which is then turned into an email which he sends out and somehow it ends up on a thing called a website. I have no idea how he does it, he calls it the Internets and a Electronic Mail or something like that, I told him he may be onto something really big here and he should pursue this idea a little further! If you ask me, personally, fax is still my preferred method of communication but I just let Bernie do his thing… What a man!So seriously, I think we should all thank Bernie for his amazing work, without him, nothing at all, nothings!

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2014 REGISTRATION FORM

Next year [as we always do] we will be looking to add new and exciting features. So stay tuned for a bigger and better competition next year :)

Visit austmusic.com.au/footytips to access the registration form for the 2014 AMS ANNOYING FOOTY TIPPING COMPETITION BONANZA THINGO. Simply fill it out or email it back to us @ [email protected] or fax it through to us on 03 9549 1555. We will contact you a few weeks before the 2014 season.

END OF SEASON RAP

From all of us at the AMS ANNOYING FOOTY TIPPING COMPETITION BONANZA THINGO, we would like to Thank you all for an amazing year.

We wish you all a Happy Grand Final Day, A beautiful Halloween, an Awesome Daylights Saving, A successful Melbourne Cup, A Special and Merry Christmas, an AMAZING Happy New Year, an Awesome Australia Day, A brilliant and Romantic Valentines Day, A fun filled NAB Cup and a special Happy Birthday to all of you who are having birthdays in between now and the first Game of the 2014 season where we will do it all again.

A Final One Regard,

THE ANNOYING FOOTY GUY :)

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