Happy birthday AnnaCaroline today

Here’s a slideshow that we made to help us say

we’re so glad we got to know you

and we really want to show you

and it’s all here in this file you can replay.

Oh, we’ve had a lot of good times at your place

and your parties always put smiles on our face

Yes, your parents might be crazy

But we couldn’t say they’re lazy,

since they taught us all that fun’s something to chase

Oh the games we play, they teach us to explore

though the prizes, they might make your parents poor

but they sure know what they’re doin’

and they love to keep us chewin’

when we’re not too busy diggin’ silver ore

Well, Awana was a place for us to grow

And the Bible, it is really good to know

We had fun before we went there

and Darlene, she tangled your hair

and we wore our clothing backwards to get snow

Now at our house we all think that science rules

And when it comes to physics we’re not fools

So we dragged you into research

and you wore your smartest T-shirt

and you learned that doing science can be cool!

Well, you rarely come without some special treat

Something fun that we could make or we could eat

Oh, once it was a story,

and one time things got gory,

and one Halloween you came for trick or treat

Now we try to make some jelly every year

and we eat our colored jell-o without fear

we make swimming pools on driveways

and tell secrets on the highways

and we boomerang crab-apples over here.

Oh, we have so many things to do outside

There’s a hammock and some other things to ride

oh, but nothing could be funner

than a football game in summer

Did you tackle them or did they just collide?

Now when camping it’s important to beware

if you use your football as a teddy bear

he won’t save you when a monster

makes a bigger noise than Jonster

so get on your toes and run right out of there!

On Saint Patrick’s eve we must put out our shoes

So the leprechaun can have a place to snooze

Oh, we share with shoeless doggie

and we hope stuff won’t be soggy

we wear nightcaps to protect us from bad flu’s

Now this might look just like dancing but it’s NOT

and things like this go on here quite a lot

Misty’s sweetness is magnetic

and our rodents aren’t synthetic

and James Bond can get the bad guy with

one shot

When we cannot think of anything worthwhile

We can always take a hike that lasts for miles

Oh, we pass through grasses wavy

Look real carefully at Davy

At conservative campaign signs try to smile

We appreciate your help at our events

And the way you fit right in with all our friends

You know how to join the party

play our games with gusto hearty

or just chill and hang out till the movie ends.

Oh, we love our snow days when you hang around

and we count on you to be a powderhound

we can play until we’re frozen

and we really need a hosin’

You’re the coolest chick that we have ever found!