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ST ANDREWS BEACH RESULTS
GOLFER OF THE MONTH Andrew Robertson
Newsletter August 2011 ARBN 0008532C
SNAIL
Andrew Manning
WINNE
R
Rod Crisf
ield
COCK OF THE WALK Tony Watson
Abracadabra Fancy Dress Hire
Athlete's Foot Eastland/Knox
Aughtersons Insurance
Award Bookkeeping Company
Ferntree Gully Radiators
Ian Falconer Accountant
Joe Fekete Decorators
Lloyd Jordan Roofing
Melbourne Body Corporate
Otten Construction, Concreting
Rod Crisfield - Heating and Cooling
S.A.J Fruit Supply
Solahart - Solar Hot Water
Strategic Labour Hire
YAWD Construction
Coming up:
Next Game:
Moonah Links (Details Page 2).
NAGA David Flemming
Club Sponsors
http://home.vicnet.net.au/~fsgc/
Rod Crisfield 36 15
Peter Wright 35 14
Andrew Robertson 34 13
Bob Laurie 34 12
Paul Munro 32 11
Brett Cathcart 32 10
Denis Hyslop 30 9
Ian Falconer 29 8
Tony Watson 29 7
Andrew Manning 28 6
Robert Laurie 28 5
Shane Franklin 27 5
Stuart Kent 27 5
Mark Otten 27 5
Ken Stevens 27 5
Steve Thiele 27 5
Larry Adami 26 5
David Castles 26 5
Ron Cooksley 26 5
Jason Cooksley 26 5
Dean Glatzer 25 5
Bernie Herbert 25 5
Brenden Schuring 25 5
Cheran Sugathapala 25 5
Wes Bucci 24 5
John Glancy 24 5
Les Major 24 5
Joe Fekete 22 5
Jason Bowyer 21 5
Neil Dipple 21 5
Shayne Elso 19 5
David Fleming 9 5
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Next Game—Moonah Links
Thanks for the responses all, definitely worth a giggle—I may have to save up and release an x-rated newsletter later in
the year ???? (by request only).
Here are the ones I could publish……
(P.S—I have saved a few ‗look alikes‘ for next month, email me if you have any suggestions of members who have simi-
larities to famous / infamous people or possibly an animal ! )
Date: 11th September
Course Address 55 Peter Thompson Dr, Fingal (melways ref 252 C2 ) Assembly: 7:00am
Cost:
Members-
Please note—No $ discount for walking the
course.
$70 inc Cart & Lunch
Honorary Members (Inc $5 membership fee) $90 inc Cart & Lunch
Carts: Book via the Pro-shop on 5988 2088
Event/s: Stableford
Lunch: Clubhouse
Cock of the Walk: Tony watson
Challengers:
Emergencies:
Stuart Kent, Dean Glatzer
Ron Cooksley, Rod Crisfield
Bookings: Contact Mark Otten on 0418 350 337 or [email protected] or add
your name to the web bookings by Thursday, 1st September before 8.00pm.
Dress Requirements: Neat casual golf attire on and around the course.
A statement never spoken truer ’If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.’
Bob Hope—Timeless humour: ‘This guy was such a cheat at golf, that when he had a hole in one, he wrote
down zero.”
Names for some interesting golf shots :
'Osama Bin Laden' or 'Saddam Hussein' : going from one bunker to another.
'Rodney King' : over-clubbed.
'Beyonce' : a bit chunky, but still on the dance floor.
'Danny DeVito' : an ugly little five footer.
'Sonny Bono' : straight into the trees.
Waste of time fact:
Dimples were first used on golf balls around a century ago. This is after many players reported that dam-
aged balls seemed to travel so much further than brand new ones. After they reported this, companies
started making the balls in odd shapes to help them get this effect. One William Taylor (surname sound
familiar)spent a lot of time studying golf ball shapes and their paths in flight, and he is who perfected the
dimples that are common on every golf ball that you will see today.
Editors Mail Bag
If you have any interesting
articles, facts, jokes or best of
all ‘Incriminating photos’—I
would love to hear from you,
(anonymous if you wish) —
please email them to
Good Health and Safe Golfing
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Other Competition Winners
Committee—Notice Board
Nearest the pin 4th Hole Andrew Robertson
Nearest the pin 6th Hole Robert Laurie
Nearest the pin 11th Hole Jason Cooksley
Nearest the pin 16th Hole David Castles
Longest Drive Shane Franklin
Most Putts N/A
Least Putts N/A
Best Visitor Clint Bryant (32 Points)
Beer Raffle 1 Clint Bryant
Beer Raffle 2 Rob Laurie
Ball Raffle John Glancy
Snail Andrew Manning (Perpetual Trophy)
Paul Munroe (Monthly)
Moonah Links - Sand is the ‘New black’ apparently, so remember to pack an extra wedge and a pocket full of patience…...
Could members with monies out standing for subs & game fees please make every effort to reimburse the
club, Thanking you in advance.
Andrew Lowe has been working hard, pestering Moonah Links booking staff for a reduction in green fees,
he has finally broken them down, shaking hands to a great package, Moonah Links and Foothills SGC have
set this months game package at $70 and includes a cart & lunch in a private room. (Please Note unfortu-
nately we cannot offer a discounted price for walking the course.)
This is more than a 50% discount compared to the walk up price, Thanks Andrew.
The Courses for 2013 are currently being selected, The committee realises keeping cost down, variety of
course and distance are the members major considerations and are designing the years itinerary to accom-
modate as best as possible.
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2011 Championship
Ladder
Cock Of The Walk
Rotation
Current Handicaps
Andrew Robertson 70
Steve Thiele 63
Peter Wright 61
Ian Falconer 61
Dean Glatzer 60
Jason Bowyer 56
Brenden Schuring 56
Bob Laurie 54
Robert Laurie 53
John Glancy 53
Wes Bucci 50
Brett Cathcart 50
Andrew Manning 50
Stuart Ray 49
Matt Wallis 49
Mark Otten 48
Jason Cooksley 48
Les Major 46
Stuart Kent 45
Shayne Elso 44
Larry Adami 44
Ken Stevens 43
Joe Fekete 43
David Castles 43
Tony Watson 39
Neil Dipple 36
Ron Cooksley 35
Cheran Sugathapala 34
Shane Franklin 33
Andrew Lowe 33
Paul Munro 32
Darren Bergwerf 32
Rod Crisfield 30
Jerome Purcell 30
David Fleming 25
Denis Hyslop 24
Michael Russo 23
Gary Percy 20
Warren Arnott 15
Geoff Goullet 15
Bernie Herbert 15
Michael Elliott 10
David Lee 10
Michael Meaney 5
Lloyd Jordan 5
Adam Major 5
Cock Tony Watson
Chall 1 Stuart Kent
Chall 2 Dean Glatzer
Emer 1 Ron Cooksley
Emer 2 Rod Crisfield
Michael Elliott
Ken Stevens
Ian Falconer
Bernie Herbert
Stuart Ray
Wes Bucci
Matt Wallis
Warren Arnott
Denis Hyslop
Steve Thiele
Gary Percy
Bob Laurie
Mark Otten
Darren Bergwerf
David Mackel
Michael Russo
Peter Wright
Shayne Elso
John Glancy
Paul Munro
Joe Fekete
Brett Cathcart
Adam Major
Cheran Sugathapala
Tyron Dennis
Justin Rossely
Larry Adami
Geoff Goullet
Shane Franklin
David Fleming
Jason Cooksley
David Castles
Lloyd Jordan
Neil Dipple
Jerome Purcell
Robert Laurie
Andrew Robertson
Les Major
Michael Meaney
Brenden Schuring
Andrew Lowe
Andrew Manning
David Lee
Jason Bowyer
Name New Var
Larry Adami 33
Warren Arnott 21
Darren Bergwerf 17
Jason Bowyer 16 1
Wes Bucci 25 1
David Castles 15 1
Brett Cathcart 29
Jason Cooksley 29
Ron Cooksley 36
Rod Crisfield 19 -2
Tyron Dennis 32
Neil Dipple 20 1
Michael Elliott 19
Shayne Elso 33 2
Ian Falconer 19 1
Joe Fekete 28 1
David Fleming 36 1
Shane Franklin 25
John Glancy 19 1
Dean Glatzer 16
Geoff Goullet 26
Bernie Herbert 29 1
Denis Hyslop 21
Lloyd Jordan 23
Stuart Kent 19
Bob Laurie 10
Robert Laurie 13
David Lee 20
Andrew Lowe 28
David Mackel 24
Adam Major 26
Les Major 20
Andrew Manning 7
Michael Meaney 23
Paul Munro 16
Mark Otten 21
Gary Percy 27
Jerome Purcell 24
Stuart Ray 29
Andrew Robertson 3
Justin Rossely 32
Michael Russo 23
Brenden Schuring 13 1
Ken Stevens 22 1
Cheran Sugathapala 34
Steve Thiele 17 1
Matt Wallis 16
Tony Watson 34
Peter Wright 17 -1
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What a disappointment! Turned up at the airport with my kilt and
sporran only to be told that the St Andrews I wanted was in Rye.
What a bummer. Was looking forward to perving on some of those
Scottish lasses.
Never mind: when I got to the right St Andrews, Well what a place – picturesque, serene and
oh so quite and then those bloody Foothills blokes arrived.
However before I start on the golf the President has asked the mole to garner ideas from
members on how the club can cover an invoice recently received for carbon emissions. It
seems that Joe Fekete has come to the attention of the government who in turn have im-
posed a emissions tax of $4000.00 on the club for Joes discharges –( for those considering the
idea of a cork, forget it, too much volume which could lead to a serious injury to someone
stranding behind.)
Now to the golf. First the cock. Lots of crows on the first I thought, but no, it was Manning
screaming at the crows in their language, as not one but two of his tee shots headed deep
into Mole country. Nice 11 on the 1st Mumbles .The 11 cost him the cock as he only finished
2 strokes behind after 18 holes. So Tony Watson keeps hold of his cock for another month.
Tony's head just keeps getting bigger and bigger the longer he holds it, so for goodness sake
can someone please take it out of his hands (lots of innuendo here) Jason Bowyer also chal-
lenged but the less said about his game the better.
Andrew Robertson did what was suggested last month and took a very long drive. Unfortu-
nately for Foothills members who are sick of the sight of this guy, his long drive was to St An-
drews, not in the opposite direction which was the intention. Once again his name appeared
on the leader board with 34 points (off 3) which was good enough for 3rd. 2nd overall was
Norm with 35 points and the winner of the day was Rod ―early starts piss me off‖ Crisfield
with 36 points. Golfer of the Month went to Andrew Robertson but only cause he doesn‘t
drink and the wine went towards committee drinks at the following meeting?
Nearest the pins were Andrew Robertson (there‘s that bloody name again) on the 4th, Rob
Lawrie on the 6th, Jason Cooksley on the 11th (I bet he bent Ron‘s ear on the way home about
what a great shot he played ) and David ―Sand ―Castles on the 16th.
David Fleming again was the winner of the prestigious NAGA with 9 points
Shane ―Benjamin‖ Franklin won the longest drive. Nice whack Shane- nearly got the Mole on
the scone!
Joke of the week. Virgil was overheard talking to Mark Otten
Virgil ―I just got a new set of clubs for the wife‖ Mark ―Great trade!‖
Until Moonah
I am the
MITH
Mole In hole
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St Andrews
Beach Photos
They say pictures speak a thousand words.
Shane and his dad enjoying the day..
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After a Member was fined at the St Andrews Beach game for ‗relieving himself‘ twice on the course (Yes—
you Andrew M), David Castle was concerned the natural beauty of forest & fauna was at risk and researched
for a suitable solution, the solution follows the Victoria Parks slogan—‘What you take into the park goes
home with you……..‘
If anyone is interested in saving the environment this product can be found at WWW.UROCLUB.COM