armadale bowls club @ south caulfield...the old man placed an order for one hamburger, french fries...
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ARMADALE BOWLS CLUB @ SOUTH CAULFIELD
CLUB NEWS
ISSUE NO. 53 WEEK ENDING FRIDAY 12th.MAY,2017 THIS WEEK'S SPONSOR
IN THIS WEEKS EDITION
CARD DAYALMONER'S REPORTSOCIAL NEWS
NEW PRESENTATION NIGHT PHOTOSSPONSORS
NEW NEW SPONSORPLANNED FUNCTIONS FOR 2016-2017CLUB UNIFORMSBIRTHDAYSBODY BLITZCARTOONS OF THE WEEKJOKE OF THE WEEK
CARD DAY
A reminder that our card day date has changed to MONDAY 22nd.May. Please see the email that
was sent out recently with a flyer detailing all information.
ALMONER'S REPORT(Cedric Gould)If you know of a member who is unwell or in hospital please contact me on 950 98930.
SOCIAL NEWSPLEASE FORWARD ANY SOCIAL NEWS YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE WITH YOUR FELLOW
CLUB MEMBERS BY SENDING IT TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS. [email protected]
PRESENTATION NIGHT PHOTOS(By Sid Buchbinder)Another wonderful night enjoyed by a large crowd.
Congratulations go to Denis Goldman, Norma Hertz and Danny Miller who received their Super 80
badges whilst Paul Borkowski and Leon Serry also will receive their badges in the near future.
Congratulations also to the players that were awarded the most improved for the season, namely
Janice Broder(Midweek) and Campbell Hymans & Karen Rubenstein(Saturday).
Another highlight was the donation of $1000 to the club by Bendigo Bank.
PLEASE NOTE THAT COPIES OF THESE PHOTOS AND OTHERS TAKEN ON THE NIGHT WILL BE AVAILABLE AT THE
CLUB AT THE AGM.
SPONSORSOur valued Sponsors are a very important part of our Club community with Sponsors contributing about 10% of our
annual revenue. Can we ask that you please be aware of who our Sponsors are, by checking in the Fixture Book or on
our website and on the board in the Clubroom. Whenever possible, please support them and make it known to them
that you are a member of the Armadale Bowls Club.
Also, if you have an idea or suggestion as to who could be approached as a possible Sponsor, please advise Jack Cooper,
Robyne Schwarz, Lorraine Kindler or Rob Millingen, who will follow up the lead. We all have wide circles of contacts
who could provide a source of new Sponsors
In the coming months, a member of the sponsorship committee may contact you personally to ask if you can assist by
providing the name of a company or service provider who might be a potential sponsor. Your assistance will be
greatly appreciated and benefit your Club.
Here is a full list of current sponsors.
ADM Motors Plumber Assist Mr Brightside Café
Astoria Honda Regis Aged Care MBCM St Kilda
Barton Glass Resting Toucher Dr Damon Lits
Bendigo Bank Caulfield Park Branch Rocksalt Restaurant Universal Toner & Inkjet Pty Ltd
Café D'Lish Ross Smith Physiotherapy Ampvolt Electrical
Feet 4 Life Simon Carpets The Market House
Glasshouse Restaurant SpecSavers Brighton Rosenbloom Automotive
Handled With Care Sutton Partners Accountants
Jax Tyres Caulfield South The Kitchen Company AVi Technology Pty Ltd.
Malvern Travel & Cruise Tommy Ruff Fish Bar Hexagon Home Maintenance
Marshall White Tom Weisler & Family Turquoise Eatery
Michael Klooger & Family VACC
MoleSafe York Partners Accountants
Nelson Pharmacy
NEW SPONSORS.A warm Armadale welcome to the following NEW SPONSOR
The Hospitality Man
PLANNED FUNCTIONS FOR 2016-2017
Monday 22nd. May,2017 Card Day
Monday 29th. MAY,2017 Club AGM
CLUB UNIFORMS
New HATS, CAPS and BEANIES have just arrived. Great for Sun (wide brims) and for Cold (beanies).
We have never had these before. ALL $20
All with Armadale and Bowls Australia logo.
Beat the expected price rise, purchase your new uniforms now. Contact Elaine Kovkin on 0419-997-788
BIRTHDAYS
Happy birthday to the following members
MAY BIRTHDAYS DATE
Ben Sidlo 1
Francine Groch 2
Alan Faigen 3
John Kohn 3
Hazel Goldman 6
Janet Kohn 9
Basil Port 9
Gordon Pynt 10
Ashley Beckwith 12
Daniel Fridman 16
John Stevens 16
Abe Kovkin 20
Ben Bekerman 22
Sharonna Brott 26
Ila Cieszynski 28
Gail Nadelman 28
Ben Czerniewicz 29
Fay Lutchner 29
Malcolm Richards 29
Jack Cooper 31
Margaret Esakoff 31
If your birthday is in MAY and is not included in the above list and you wish to be included
please contact me at my email address. [email protected]
BODY BLITZ
BODY BLITZ
WINTER EXERCISE IS BACK!
STARTING MAY 18TH
YOGABALANCECARDIOPILATESDANCE
STRENGTH
YOU CAN’T ASK FOR MORE
IT’S AT THE CLUB 9AM MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS
WE HAVE THE BEST MUSIC AND THE BEST FUN EVER!!
NO COSTNO EXCUSES
ROSE-MARIE TODES
PERSONAL TRAINER
SPECIALIST IN FITNESS FOR OVER 50’S
Reg. Australian Inst Personal Trainers
All you need is medical clearance to exercise and comfortable clothes
It’s for Men and Women
I’d love to know if you will attendSee you there!!!Rose-Marie
CARTOONS OF THE WEEK.
JOKE OF THE WEEKMarriage is sharing
The old man placed an order for one hamburger, French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half, placing one half in front of his wife.
He then carefully counted out the French fries, dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife.
He took a sip of the drink, his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites
of hamburger, the people around them were looking over and whispering.
Obviously they were thinking, 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.'
As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old
couple. The old man said, they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.
People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She
sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink..
Again, the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said
'No, thank you, we are used to sharing everything.'
Finally, as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin, the young man again came over to the
little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?'
She answered
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