bathroom reader 5/20/2012
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7/31/2019 Bathroom Reader 5/20/2012
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Volume21,Issue9 May20,2012
Agendaforthisweek:
Monday,May21st:5pm–6pm:Runningclub
7pm–8pm:SandwichMakingfortheHomeless
8pm–9pm:DilloDayFireside
Tuesday,May22nd
:11am-1pm:P2PLunches 7pm–8pm:NUArchivistFireside!
Wednesday,May23rd:11am–1pm:P2PLunches
9pm–10pm:PerlerBeads
Thursday,May24th:5pm–6pm:Runningclub
5:30pm–7:30pm:Off-CampusDinnerw/Tim
HigginsatFiveGuys
7pm–9pm:Faculty/PhilanthropyQuizBowl!
10pm–12am:Groupbonding
Friday,May25
th
:8pm–9pm:EberhardShow
Saturday,May26th:DILLODAY!!
Sunday,May27th:1pm–2pm:Co-recsoftball
4pm–5pm:Co-recsoftball(ifwinthefirstgame)
5pm–6pm:Whitesoccer
8pm–9pm:Co-recsoccer
8:30pm:HouseMeeting
“IfObamahasmadetimetoseetheAvengers,socanyou!”
The Bathroom Reader!
TheBlindVices!
Slivkan1:It’scalledanATM.Look,Iknow
you’reforeign,butIneverthoughtyou’dcallanATMabankdispenser.
Slivkan2:Isaidmilk dispenser.
Slivkan1:Childpornographyisillegalin
NewYork.
Slivkan2:Evenstreamingit?
Slivkan1:No.
Slivkan2:Nice!
Thisweek’sweatherinArmadillos! Monday,May21: 65º/48º
(MostlySunny)
Tuesday,May22: 69º/48º
(MostlySunny)
Wednesday,May23: 76º/61º
(Sunny)
Thursday,May24: 84º/66º
(PartlyCloudy)
Friday,May25: 79º/60º
(MostlySunny)
Saturday,May26: 76º/59º
(MostlySunny)
Sunday,May27: 82º/64º
(PartlyCloudy)
Heya.
So,hereisaquickhistorianlifeupdate.Iamcurrentlywritingthis
whilesittinginanairportwaitingformysistertocomerescueme
sincemyflightgotcancelled.ItwouldhavebeenthefirsttimeI’d
flownsinceIwasthree!Sointenseguys.Inotherhistoriannews,
wearehavingourfiresideonTuesday!!Pleasecome!Therewillbe
amazing,oldNorthwesternthingstoseeand really goodmunchies!
Alsoinothernews,DilloDayisonSaturday!!Hencethearmadillo
themedweathersection.Justlookatthoselittleguysoverthere.
Justremembertobesafeoutthere.Remembertostayhydrated
andeatfoodthroughouttheday.Only19moredaysofschool!!!!
Wemadeittotheteens!!Schweet.
Best,Mattie
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Volume21,Issue9 May20,2012ALookatTao
SoapparentlymyDadincollegebecameveryinterestedinTao.Sotheotherday,hesentmesome
excerptsfromabookaboutTao.Ithoughttheywouldbeinterestingtosharewithyouguyssince
finalsarequicklyapproaching.Theymighthelpyoukeepthingsinperspectivewhenyouget
stressedaboutyourfinals.Enjoy!
Orontheflipsideyoucouldjustdothis.
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