Jessica & David

10.25.13

Who is this guy? My name is Nam.

1. Unfortunately for the couple, I’m the best

man.

Why is there a damn presentation?1. Its different. The couple isn’t a traditional normal

couple, so this wont be your typical speech.

2. I am Asian, and we all know Asians love working

with pictures, data, and graphs…

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Jessica & David's Love chart

Dave's love

Jess's Love

1 Day and a bottle of

wine later…

Who is David?1. A majority of “David’s” friends

couldn’t even tell you David is

his name.

2. To almost everyone here

besides for family:

David = Beard.4. From this point on, he will be

referred to as Beard.

5. Why, you ask? Because this is

not really a flattering look for

him…

Beard!

This is the “Beard” who has been my best friend for almost 20 years.

Pros:

1. He’s Hairy. Real Hairy.

2. He’s a man’s man. A

beer man.

3. He’s one of the most loyal

trusting people you will

ever meet. This man will

give you a dollar out of his

own pocket even if it

means he won’t eat.

Cons:

1. He’s Hairy. Real Hairy.

2. He’s stubborn like the rest

of his friends.

3. He drives a Mustang. ;)

Beard

85%

Body

15%

Beard to Body Ratio

The Bride!!

This is the woman who stole my friend’s heart.

Pros:

1. She likes Beard.

2. She takes care of Beard.

3. I haven’t met someone

who made Beard feel all

warm and fuzzy…

Cons:

1. Somehow she likes Beard.

2. She is ALSO stubborn like

the rest of his friends.

3. She’s turning into Beard!

The Bride’s Secret Identity. This is also Jess. When leaving reality for fantasy she becomes

Beard’s Panda.

World of Warcraft

Pandala Anderson. She does not wear

pants. They were

apparently stolen.

She is level 90.

She will destroy you.

How did they meet?

1. An Internet conversation lead to a date.

2. Beard’s charm and manliness lead to a special night out.

2. Beard had some beer. Jess had some wine.

And this is how it began...

But really, all jokes aside,

These guys deserve this.

They are meant for each other.

Unfortunately for everyone, this is the end to my very short

presentation and speech.

However, it’s the beginning of a new life for this very happy

couple and hopefully everyone here will wish them the best for

their future endeavors.

Thank you for coming out and being a part of this!

LIFT UP YOUR GLASS! LETS GET KRUNKED!

Thank you for letting us be part

of this. Best Wishes!