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“Indigenous Innovation” will have wide-ranging repercussions in China as well as in global IT development.-BJ Dooley, “China: IT, Development, and Innovation, “ 1360MKT, Saugatuck Technology, April 25, 2014

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There is good reason to be wary of any attempt to screen or limit Internet access, or provide special privileges for a fee. -BJ Dooley, “Net Neutrality and the Enterprise,” Cutter Consortium, Apr 24, 2014, http://bit.ly/QLRLa6


A standard lifecycle model is essential, yet it must be sufficiently flexible to encompass a growing range of development methodologies and requirements.-BJ Dooley, Managing the New Software Development LifecycleCutter Consortium, May 1, 2014 http://bit.ly/1iEbazT


They’re not going to like this.

I’m supposed to use Big Data to

profile our deadbeats so we

can adjust our credit policies.

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Screaming

Weasels

It seems the Weasels don’t

believe in paying debts!

Profiling abuse is an important issue for Big Data as it turns to complex social streams. -BJ Dooley, Email Advisor, ”Big Data, Politics, and Profiling,” Cutter Consortium, Apr 22, 2014 http://bit.ly/QCPKx4

But the worst cases are likely to be members of the Screaming Weasel

gun club.


Tower of Power

TRAVIL AGENT

Outta here quick!

Without the ability to face crises flexibly and immediately, survival cannot always be assured. -BJ Dooley, “The Current State of Enterprise Agility“ 1367STR, Saugatuck Technology, May 16, 2014 http://bit.ly/SiZ2zv


Human participation in the Internet is being crowded by a growing array of devices that communicate with each other over various networks, and eventually, over the Internet. -BJ Dooley, “Opportunities and Consequences from the IoT,“ Cutter Consortium, Jun 2, 2014 http://bit.ly/1m3wpgR

The Indian IT sector is maturing, cash-rich, and seeking to expand its global footprint to meet the changing demands of technology and markets. -BJ Dooley, “Indian IT in Transition – Moving Beyond Outsourcing“ 1353MKT, Saugatuck Technology, Apr 4, 2014 http://bit.ly/1kO0Poh


It is not merely Identity that is the new Perimeter, but it is Identities; and this access model has implications far beyond just security. -BJ Dooley, Email Advisor, ”Mobile Mayhem: Identities as the New Perimeter,” Cutter Consortium, May 27, 2014 http://bit.ly/1kdhVK3

Disaster Recovery (DR) and Business Continuity Management (BCM) need to be incorporated into the emerging IT management fabric to ensure an adequate and resilient response to threats in the environment. -BJ Dooley, “DR in the BfE™: Expanding Roles for Cloud, Social, Mobile, Analytics “1382STR, Saugatuck Technology, June 9, 2014 http://bit.ly/1pGA1d0


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As Agile practices have moved into the Development mainstream, the need to clarify Product Ownership has become increasingly acute.-BJ Dooley, “What Agile Needs from Product Owners,” Cutter Consortium, May 27, 2014, http://bit.ly/1rCeUg9


Everything will be "smart," "alive," and connected. But, since this will be taken for granted, it will merely provide the undercurrent to our daily affairs, and serve as the dynamic substance of organization and business.-BJ Dooley, Email Advisor, ”Mobility and Analytics: A Curious Tale,” Cutter Consortium, June 24, 2014 http://bit.ly/1iBwjSe


It is clear that a movement toward transparency, and protection of personal data, is not only afoot, but growing in momentum, and this will have implications.-BJ Dooley “Habeas Data? Caveat Venditor", Lens360 BlogSaugatuck Technology, July 7, 2014 http://bit.ly/1kx3BgI

Cloud Robotics is significant because it offers possibilities for leapfrogging current efforts across a wide range of IoT and robotic platforms.-BJ Dooley, “ Robots in the Cloud: The Ultimate Big Data Process“ 1409MKT, Saugatuck Technology, July 21, 2014 http://bit.ly/Wsxs4P


For multinationally-focused vendors, Brazil represents an important market, a source of new talent and expertise; and a bellwether for how the world will react to cyber-espionage, as Brazil moves to take a lead in response.

-BJ Dooley, “P’ra Frente Brasil! Event Convergence and IT in a Hurry“ 1400MKT, Saugatuck Technology, July 8, 2014 http://bit.ly/1mFtAIB

The NSA revelations … are mainly the opening salvo in a new security environment in which governments and corporations alike are attempting to gain maximum advantage from immense digital data streams.-BJ Dooley, “Backdoors and Booby Traps: Considering NSA Impacts on IT Vendors“ 1415STR, Saugatuck Technology, July 31, 2014 http://bit.ly/1pvBC5U


Our CORE COMPETENCE was INNOVATION. We outsourced and

virtualized everything else.

Now, we have temp workers in temp workgroups, in temp departments…

…and we can combine all of these with software then CROWDSOURCE the innovation part.


Companies must foster new paradigms and make the understanding of organizational change and its consequences an imperative.

-BJ Dooley, ”Enterprise Transformation for a New Age,” Cutter -Consortium, Vol. 17, No. 15, August 5, 2014 bit.ly/1y1OLVV

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Digital Marketing is the money process. Without marketing, you might build a better mousetrap, but you will never find a customer in the modern age.-BJ Dooley, ”Digital Marketing: Keystone of Digital Business,” 1421STR, Saugatuck Technology,August 14, 2014 http://bit.ly/1nSN6fK

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Marketing...is the fault line from which we will discover how our digital intelligence will coexist with social realities.-BJ Dooley, Email Advisor, ”Marketing in Transition,” Cutter Consortium, September 2, 2014 http://bit.ly/XV9z6Z

Profound business change is thwarted by sheer complexity as well as by resistance. The status quo is always preferable, because some of the consequences of transformation will always remain unknown.

-BJ Dooley, ”Evolution of the Enterprise: Transformation in the Era of Digital Business,” 1432MKT, Saugatuck Technology, September 3, 2014 bit.ly/Wg584Y


A digital society is, of necessity, vulnerable. The same things that make it possible for the society to adapt, rearrange its systems and operations, and respond the threats immediately, also opens it to subversion. -BJ Dooley, “The Era of Continuous Undeclared Cyber War,“ Cutter Consortium, September 8, 2014 http://bit.ly/1pLjFwM


The CEO says we need to look into Agility!

…and hired a troupe of break dancers for half the price. Agile enough, right?

So I consulted with my usual advisors…

There are two main strategies available for implementing Agile: incremental and all-at-once. The incremental approach has generally been recommended and is likely to be the most widely used, but there are advantages in an immediate big bang approach. -BJ Dooley, Email Advisor, ”Agile Implementation Strategies,” Cutter Consortium, September 18, 2014 http://bit.ly/1uLNOla


The collisions between employees' personal use and corporate use are making laissez-faire BYOD non-viable.

-BJ Dooley, ”How Next-gen BYOD Complicates Enterprise IT and Business Management,” 1443STR, Saugatuck Technology, September 19, 2014 http://bit.ly/1rtFNl5


To play “Floppy

Frogs,” of course!

Accessing

network….

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We also need to, like, connect all of our

systems because “Frogs” builds its maze out of

company data.

It’s like Really Important to

get those new tablets.

Why is

that?

The central problem is determining what, exactly, can be done with the evolving mobile platforms, and how mobility can be converted into a cost effective asset for the company.-BJ Dooley, Email Advisor, ”Managing Mobile Expectations,” Cutter Consortium, September 24, 2014 http://bit.ly/1ohQqlY

bjdooley.combjdooleytoons.wordpress.comWe are coming to the end of the laissez-faire era of

BYOD, and moving into a time in which greater control will be required.-BJ Dooley, Email Advisor, “BYOD II", Lens360 Blog, Saugatuck Technology, September 23, 2014 http://bit.ly/1vtJyrY


The tremendous potential of the Cloud and Mobile combination for enhancing and energizing innovation makes it essential that they be incorporated in established processes for product development and idea generation, as well as in thinking about future products.-BJ Dooley, "Enabling Innovation with Cloud Mobility," 1455STR, Saugatuck Technology, October 10, 2014 http://bit.ly/1D9767X,JyrY

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