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By l.C. Gravity

Whether it's a fancy store bought contraption or just a homemade job, gravity bongs are always a special treat. I still remember1 the first time I ever saw one. It was a fancy store bought kind .. . a four-foot glass cylinder with another slightly smaller one inside held in place with a rubber stopper. There was a removable bowl piece at the top & we had to stand on the coffee table just to hit it. At first, the concept eluded me ... where was I supposed to put my mouth? The bowl blocked the only feasible opening. But then I realized it worked like an experiment I'd seen on Mr. Wizard when I was a kid. Mr. Wizard filled a sink w/ water then lowered the open end of an empty glass into the basin without tilting it so· the air couldn't escape. When he slowly pulled the glass back up the air pressure created such suction most of the water remained in the glass. It's the same principle only add a small hole & a bowl piece. The suction pulls the smoke into the chamber when you pull the inner cylinder up then forces it out into your lungs when you push it back down. What a rush! It's like giving yourself a shotgun.

Well this was a buzz I came to love. Especially when I figured out how easy it was to make them at home. It's an art form really, making your own gravity bong. My brother was always fond of a 3-liter soda bottle & a bucket. Those are good power hits but hard to pass around & usually pretty messy. A 2-liter in the sink is easier to clean up but impossible to pass around. It's a nice party trick. My personal favorite was always the 20 oz. in a big cup. A decent sized hit, easy to pass & easier to hide if the occasion rises.

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. just use tin foil which is effective but double boiler r not recommended. The aluminum 2. Cook on medium heat b'i:J. . / taste is pretty nasty & it's not good to for half an hour, u n: A. T take into your lungs, same as smoking stirring often .... ~ out of a can. The easiest way is to use 3. Strain cannabis from a sneak-a-toke (also called a bullet). A milk and discard ..._f 0 '\\ little bowl w/ a rubber stopper for a 4. Store milk in an air ~ mouthpiece & a cap that screws on tight container in the ~· over the bowl. Conveniently the fridge · ._.. stopper fits perfectly in the mouth of a ---=---- ~ ; 20 OZ. Or 2 I. bottle & pullS Off easily tO m j I

take a hit. Another alternative is to cut 1 ~ ~ a hole in the bottle's cap just big 1 1 enough for an existing bowl head to fit I '- J I I in. It doesn't matter if it's a whole slide or just one that screws on.

The key to the perfect gravity bong hit though is how you fill it. Everyone has their own style, whether it's a quick jerk or a slow stroke. Just don't push the bong back down with out taking the bowl off. Remember that up pulls air in & down pushes it out. If you leave the bowl on your water will be full of weed & ash. Also, stale hits can be lethal. Go ahead & let that little puff go if it's taking you a while to fill the bottle, you'll regret it if you don't. It can be tricky at first but keep practicing. It's worth it!

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Wake and Bake Cakes These pancakes are fantastic served with cannabis margarine and maple syrup. Ingredients

• 1/4 cup flour • 2 tablespoons baking

powder

• 2 teaspoons sugar • 112 teaspoon salt • pinch of cinnamon • 2 tablespoons of oil • 1/2 cup water • 3/4 cup cannabis milk

Method I . Pre-heat griddle or

frying pan while making the pancake batter. Do this over medium high flame.

2. Put all of the dry ingredients into a large bowl and mix thoroughly

3. In a separate bowl combine wet ingredients. Mix well.

4. Pour the wet mixture into the dry and blend Minimal stirring is required, and the batter should be somewhat

. lumpy. This makes the pancakes light and fluffy. If you beat the batter smooth, your pancakes will be tough n'chewy.

5. Oil griddle slightly -pour batter. Flip the pancakes when the surface bubble up. You may need to lower the heat a little to keep the pancakes from burning, but the higher the heat, the lighter the pancakes. 1

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Sly's Tour Report So, have you ever iliought, "What would it be like ifl dropped everything and toured the country following a band arow1d for 2 or iliree weeks?" If you have, maybe we've met somewhere before. Even if you haven't and you'd like to know what the intrigue is all about, check out my website. I've set up a virtual concert tour ... taking you from pre-planning the trip, picking up the RV, trekking across ilie country over 6000 miles, and making it home again. Ibe site is full of pictures, videos, and comments from my 8 concert, 18 state trek around the country from Friday, July 13 to Thursday, August 2nd. I'll show you what it's like to be in the 6th row of a concert with detailed close­up pictures and videos of the band! You'll experience the dogged breakdowns of FOUR blown tires, two RVs, muhiple run-ins with the law, and getting stuck in places like Box Elder, South Dakota! You'll see what it's like to tour ilie lots of shows hours before ilie

1. Go to the campgrounds and party like

we did last nigllt. I 2. Go to Colorado Spring; (an hour away) and hang out all day with some friends down there. 3. VEGAS!@- after plotting it out. not an option, we'd have only 2 hours to spend in Vegas before having to leave. 4. NEW ORLEANS! @?- again, not really an option, but we're getting close. So where do we go? check out the site to fmd out. (there's a hint in Mvc-413fjpg!) True Story #2 So I'm sitting there in the sixth row with my camera taking pictures. At ftrst, very discreet. Then, it seemed so easy. I started taking videos and picture after picture without looking. Next thing I know, this big, like 250 pound big, bald security guard comes walking my way. Not the yellow-shirted event staff, but a bitter, mean man in a security suit. Walked down the aisle right towards me. I ignored him, hoping he'd walk right past me. He didn't! So, he starts asking me about my camera. "Is it a video camera?" "Is it digital?" I tell him, here take my disk and I won't take anymore pies ... offering a blank disk to him. He would have none ofthat.. .. "We're going to the sea1rity office, the press sta!Iwould like to see \ what pictures and videos you have." He radioed up to the security office, I grabbed my things, and he led me through the aisle and up the ramp. Do I make it or do I get arrested in Philadelphia!?!? check tl1e site! Shoot me an email to let me know what www.geocities.comMyzog you think. See you on the tour!

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sense!!! Now is the time to focus on creative endeavors.

Taurus (4/21-5/20) It's up to you to make the deal happen even if you need to go through another source. Don't bum any bridges behind you.

Gemini (5/21-6/21) The past is past, get over it. Don't let your buzz keep you from commlHllcatlng, it could blow a big opportunity for you.

Cancer (6/22-7/22) Learn to be bud savvy. It's time to prioritize do you want quality or quantity? Neither a borrower nor a lender be when it comes to $$$.

Leo (7 /23-8/22) Oleck references. If you're counting on someone make sure they'll follow through. Now's a good time to find your own connection.

Virgo (8/23-9/22) Don't get so distracted by the score that you forget the steps to get you there. Overlooking little details will be more of a hassle in the long run.

Libra (9/23-10/23) Even if they're your closest friend, don't let someone talk you into a deal you're not comfortable with. Follow your instincts to get things done right

Scorpio (10/24-11/21) Just because there's stuff going on at home is no reason to screw things up at work too. Success Is at hand if you don't forget the people who helped you et there.

Sagittarius (11/22-12/22) Put naysayers aside & go for it. The adventure that lies ahead is not just a journey but an educational experience as well.

Caprlccrn (12/23-1/20) It's okay to be stingy right now. You can get baked w/out getting blmed.

Aquarius (1/21-2/18) Sometimes you have to look out for # 1, If

* you give EVERYBODY a toke I · you'll wind up getting a cashed~ hit.

Pisces (2/19-3/20) Ufe can be sweet if you're willing to make a change. People will take note of your efforts & reward you for them.

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Top 10 Reasons Not to Exercise!!!

10- It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months In a nursing home at $5,CXXJ per month. 9- My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. 8- The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. 7- I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up. 6- I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. 5- I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

4- 1 have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. 3- The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. 2- I had a friend who died when he took up cross-country skiing because he didn't start with a small country. And the Number One Reason Why I Don't Exercise : 1-lt makes me spill the bonQ!!!

"Scores of American legal scholars. including former United States Attorney General Ramsey Clarl have reviewed the trial of Mumia Abu­Jamal and concluded that he did not receive a fair trial. In the interests of

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utright lie. On the "Free Mumia" petition. he signed his name right next to the words "Ben a Jerry's Ice Cream". and we know from his book that commitmBnt to "worthy social causes" such as Mumia jamai is done with the intent of creating "customer and employee loyalty -- and increased profits".

Deuteronomy 4:9 Only be careful, and watch yourselves closely so that you do not forget the things your eyes have seen or let them slip from your heart as long as you live. Teach them to your children and to their children after them

Three sons left home, went out on their own and prospered. Getting back together, they discussed the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother. The first said, "I built a big house for our mother." The second said, "I s.ent her a Mercedes with a driver."

- This olace is far from commonplace -- . . - Subsequent to your advent -- being schooled by the student The third smiled and said,

"I've got you both beat. You remember how mom enjoyed reading the Bible? And you know she can't see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the entire Bible. It took elders in the church 12 years to teach him. He's one of a kind. Mama just has to name the chapter and verse, and the parrot recites it. "

.--- Hurdling dmAJn life's race.

Soon thereafter, mom sent out her letters of thanks: "Milton," she wrote one son, "The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house." "Gerald," she wrote to another, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home, so I rarely use the Mercedes. And the driver is so rude!" "l)eurcst Donald," she wrote to her third son, "You have the good sense to know what your mother likes. The chKkl'll wns delicious."

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Limitless love lies through this lifetime Wallowed in heartbreak heartache a while equaled when we rhapsodically reconcile pulling us past the problematic prime.

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Peter Marshall: Do female frogs a-oak? Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water.

"I'm not going to send a 2 million dollar missile to blow up

1 a $10 tent & hit a camel in the butt!" -George W. Bush

It is hard to understand why some people are using such a tragic event to spread more fear using the name of Nostradamus but unfortunately that is the case. By the way, Nostradamus died in 1566 so anything with "Nostradamus 1654" should give you a clue. · So, for your information, the following variations are also hoaxes attributed to Nostradamus: The one starting with "New century and 9 months", The one starting with "9 months and eleven days" or "On eleventh day of 9th month", The one which mentions "two steel birds", The one which mixes 2 completely unrelated quatrains of Nostradamus "From the sky will come a great King of Terror ... The sky will bum at forty-five degrees" in order to fit the event Also, don't forget that NY is not at 45 degrees but a little south of 41 degrees. More will be added as encountered ... As for "City of God", see below:

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The following quatrain has been circulating the Internet after the WTC bombings. One is politics. sleep. Are you probably a man or a

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keeping me awake.

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automobiles. You talk about American \ technocracy, and you find men on the moon) y ' C L -not once, but several times and safely ou ve orne a ong home again. You talk~~ sc~ndals, and way Baby!!! the Amencans put theirs nght 1n the store window for everybody to look at. Even their It's been two y ears since the

draft-dodgers are not pursued and first issue of Hit it Pass it hounded. They are here on our streets, and . , . 1 most of them, unless they are breaking rolled off the Kmko s copter. Canadian laws, are getting American dollars And while it's basically still frommaan~paathometospendhere. the same old zine it's When the ra1lways of France, Germany and India were breaking down through age, it p r ogressed by leaps & wastheAmericanswhorebuiltthem.When boun d s. In the first issue the Pennsylvania Railroad and the New York Central went broke, nobody loaned them an most of the artie les were old caboose. Both are still broke. I can w ri tten out b y h and , t a kin g name you 5000 times when the Americans . b · f · & raced to thehelpofotherpeoplein qutte a lt 0 ttme space.

trouble. Can you name me even onetime 7 The f ew th ings tha t wer e when someone else raced to the Americans typed came at great in trouble? I don't think there was outside help even during the San Francisco f rustration as each typewriter

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alone, and I'm one Canadian who is to say access t o a computer damned tired of hearing them get kicked around. Theywillcomeoutofthisthingwith has not only made theirflag high. And when they do, they are production quicker & easier entitled to thumb their nose at the lands b h 11 d thataregloatingovertheirpresent ut muc neater as we . An troubles. I hope Canada is not one of the avai lability of a digi tal those." Stand proud, America! camera has taken the visual

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ears, let him hear. 16 "To what can I compare this generation? They are like children sitting in the marketplaces and calling out to others: 17 "'We played the flute for you, and you did not dance; we sang a dirge, and you did not mourn."

layout t o a n ew level. The

lives of both my readers & m y self have progressed

greatly as well. As we all

grow up, getting married,

starting careers & starting

f amilies, moving here & there, Hit it Pass it matures

as well. As much as I of all

people hate to admit it,

there's more to life than just

buds w / buds. So as always,

take what you can from it & disregard what you have no

use for. I just hope you enjoy

reading it as much as I enjoy

putting it together. Here's to

another two years!! \

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