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Randy Henniger's presentation for colon cancer survivors and ostomates created April 2012TRANSCRIPT
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BOTTOM’S UP
Ostomies are Funny Things!
Randy Henniger, 26 year ostomate And colon cancer survivorMay 2012
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You know you’re an ostomate when…
• You have a favorite "Ensure" flavor.
• People ask about your guts, before they ask about your family.
• You have more photos of your insides that the outsides.
• You have a spare pair of underwear in your bag/pocket.
• You give directions via toilets rather than by restaurants.
More humor at: http://www.inspire.com/groups/ostomy/discussion/ostomy-humor/?reply_sort=asc&page=1#replies /
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Survivors say the funniest things!
I told my husband we should finish up the kitchen remodel because if I died he would have a better chance of finding another wife with a nicer kitchen.
I called the American Cancer Society’s 24 hour hotline and said, "Do something! I have cancer and you said to call.“
I can't die, my drawers aren't clean!
I treated cancer like any other training activity, I got up a bit early and took care of the cancer stuff.
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The Office Worker
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The Computer Tech
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The Airline Pilot
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The Skydiver
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The Biker
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Help Reduce Global Warming!
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For Couples
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Ladies for Men
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Do Bears?
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No Gas Please!
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Ostomies are Funny Things!
“So if the belly at the belt line was the final choice for the location of an ostomy….What were the locations not selected?”
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New Ostomate Support Needs
DiagnosisEmotionalEducationDecision
TreatmentPhysicalNutrition
Stay the course
Post-opOstomy careNew new meGood survivor
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Diagnosis
Make a Decision Ostomy as an Option
Gathering Resources Ostomy Buddies and Online Community
Preparing Emotionally Ostomates are people too!
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Surgery & Recovery
Pre-Op WOCN consult for best location
Physical Recovery Emotional Recovery Get the Right Products and Support
WOCN Participation Manufacturers support programs
available
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Post-Op
Acceptance The new you, “No Limits!”
A Good Survivor Bitter to Better!, Victim to Victor!
Paying it Forward Helping others helps us
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A Good Survivor About Rosebud2012 www.inspire.com/Rosebud2012 45 years old, Female, Married Topeka, Kansas Joined March 16, 2012 I am a mom to one child and one cute dog. I have been married for 21 years to a great
man who has been through my ulcertive colitis with me for over 20 years. I became a recent member to the "Ostomy Family" January of 2012 ...
Hi Randy and Suzie,
Thank you for your replies. I am going into my 3 month of having my ileostomy. I am still learning the ins and out with it, but I do not get upset any more if I have an accident. I have had ulcerative colitis for over 23 years. I always new that there would be a time when the doctor would tell me I would need this to be done. I have to admit those words were still very scary to me at any age. Randy at first I was going to name my stoma Monty short for Montezuma. But one of my ostomy nurses told me how cute of a rosebud I had. The other kept saying that I had the Louis Vutton of stomas since the doctors name is Lui and its nicely rounded. But when I name it Rosebud I was thinking more of Citizen Kane then how my stoma looked. Thank you for suggesting UOAA and CC Alliance to me. I will take any help I can get.
Thank you everyone for your support and friendship.
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A Good Survivor 2
About jack41241 www.inspire.com/jack41241 71 years old, Male Louisville, Kentucky Joined April 8, 2012 Rosebud2012, you and I are in somewhat the same
boat. I had my surgery one month ago. It has been quite a month with lots of discomfort, denial, depression, and anger. Have you felt any of those emotions?I have a great support group in my cast of friends, my daughter, and a cousin but it's good to come here and see who else feels as I do about anything. jack41241http://www.inspire.com/Rosebud2012/journal/new-to-the-group-24/?page=last#replies
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Active Ostomates
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Pay it Forward
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Thank You! Questions?
www.wocn.org www.uoaa.org www.convatec.com www.inspire.com www.greatcomebacks.com www.ccalliance.org www.cacoloncancer.org
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