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Box 103, 703 Memorial Ave.,
Qualicum Beach, BC V9K 1S7
http://www.qbseniors.ca
email: [email protected]
~ OPEN ~ Monday - Friday
9:00 a.m. - 3:30 p.m.
250 752250 752--04200420 Volume 22 Issue 2Volume 22 Issue 2 FEBRUARY 2019FEBRUARY 2019
haggis, complete with sword and address, was
a tribute to be remembered.
New activities continue to be introduced on a regular basis at the centre. Marga-ret has introduced a new exercise pro-gram on Wednesday mornings that sounds quite exciting and, judging by the smiles on the faces of the participants as they leave the room, must be quite en-joyable. As well, a new program that pro-vides care for those who are caregivers has been introduced. The care program is something new to our area and is re-ceiving tremendous acceptance and at-tendance not only at our centre, but at the Gardens, St. Stephens, Hospice and other venues throughout the town. The increased number of venues has broad-ened the number of days that the service is available and allowed the program to reach a large number of caregivers and those who can help them.
Our relationship with the Gardens con-tinues to flourish. The speaker series has offered a broad variety of speakers with highly interesting topics, appealing to a
larger audience with interests ranging from local services to an international quest to communicate with the universe. We have learned how to heighten our awareness around Alzheimers, experi-enced new travel opportunities and had the unique opportunity to listen to Russ Taylor, one of the worlds leading astro-physicists, explain his involvement in the world’s largest radio telescope located in South Africa. Every time I attend one of these talks I am amazed at the knowledge and experience with us, live in Qualicum Beach. I look forward to them every week.
Our February special event is going to be something special. Reservations for the Valentine Day lunch are rapidly fill-ing, so if you want to attend with your special someone for an amazing lunch-eon experience, better get your names in before it is too late.
The lunch will have two seatings with identical menus for each. Ron & Joan Walsh along with their Thursday kitchen team will be preparing a very special valentines lunch menu with delectable desserts and treats. (limit 28 per seat-ing).
Thanks to all of you who contribute so much of your time, skills and energy to the Seniors’ Activity Centre.
Your willingness to volunteer is what keeps us active, entertained, aware and informed about the happenings in our community and our organization.
If you believe that you can contribute through volunteering, please give me a call.
See you at the Centre. Stay active and healthy.
VALENTINE LUNCHEON
Thursday, February 14th TWO SEATINGS:
11:30 am & 12:30 pm Money in envelopes please & sign the posted sheet your appropriate lunch preference by Monday, Feb. 11th
ONLY $10 pp
I want to begin by saying farewell and thank you to Roy Jones who passed
away on January 3. Roy’s contribution to the Seniors’ Activity Centre and to the community was an inspiration to us all. He never missed an opportunity to help those who needed help and to encour-age those who needed motivation to be involved. Whether he was greeting you at the door in a tuxedo or assembling chairs in blue jeans, he was always a gentle person who made you feel wel-come. Thanks Roy for enriching our lives through your charm, wit and warmth. We will miss you.
As I write this, Judy Southern is still in the hospital in Victoria where they are conducting tests. Although her voice has not returned, she has kept in touch by texting us on a regular basis. She makes everyone who visits her feel wel-come at her all inclusive resort, the Chateau Royal Jubilee.
Once again, thanks to Ron, Joan, Jo-hanna and their team; the Robbie Burns night was a tremendous success. The roast beef (and haggis) with Yorkshire pudding and all the trimmings was de-voured quickly. The Highland dancers, particularly the young dancers were a real treat. The traditional piping in of the
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~DANCE AEROBICS~
(men & women) THURSDAY ~$5 8:45 to 9:45 a.m. Instructor: Jeanine
10 a.m. SATURDAY Join Us!
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Share your favourite needlework TUESDAYS 1:00 to 3:00 p.m. Chris Stretton 250 248-2879
SUNDAY ♦ DUPLICATE BRIDGE
6:30 pm April—September 1:00 pm October—March
MONDAY
♦ YOGA (w/Jill) 9:15 & 10:30 a.m. ♦ SCRABBLE ~ 10.00 a.m.
♦ QB UB UKULELE : 12:30 pm
♦ SPANISH: 1:00 p.m. ♦ BODY HEALING : 2:15 pm
♦ LINE DANCING: ♦ 2:30 pm Beginners—3:15 Ongoing
TUESDAY ♦ FUN BRIDGE ~ 9:00 a.m.
♦ CHAIR YOGA ~ 12:30 pm ♦ NEEDLE CRAFTS ~ 1:00 pm
♦MAH JONG ~ 1:45 pm
WEDNESDAY
♦ DOMINOES ~ 10:00 a.m.
♦YOGA (w/Margaret) ~ 11:00 a.m..
♦ Tai Chi/Qi GONG ~ 1:00 pm Discussion Group ~ 1:00 pm
♦ TOPS ~ 4:00 p.m. THURSDAY
♦ AEROBICS—8:45 a.m. ♦ COMPUTER CLUB ~10 a.m.
Drop-in 1st & 3rd Thursdays
♦ SONGBIRDS: 10:00 a.m. ♦ Drop-in BRIDGE ~ 12:30
♦ WHIST ~ 12:30 p.m. ♦ HEALING CIRCLE
1:30 pm, 2nd & 4th Thursdays FRIDAY
♦ DARTS ~ 9:00 a.m. ♦ UKULELE JAM ~ 10-12
♦ YOGA (with Jill) ~ 11:45 a.m. ♦ MAJONG ~ 1:00 pm
♦ ART GROUP ~ 1:00 pm ♦ SOCIAL LINE DANCING
OFF UNTIL MARCH SATURDAY
♦ CANASTA ~ 10:00 a.m.
♦ You must be a member to
participate in centre Activities
ONLY $20 per year
Wednesday’s at the Centre Weigh Ins: 4:00 - 4:30 Meeting: 4:30 - 5:30 Guests are welcome
Info: BRENDA 778 424-1011
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BALANCING BODY ENERGY Monday at 2:15 p.m.
S-L-O-W-I-N-G D-O-W-N The experience of
Re-training the Nervous System In these sessions, we intend to take the time—slowly and deliberately—to be curious about our-selves, our bodies and our breathing. Using somatic exercises and meditations, we will explore these relationships and connections contact: Riva West [email protected] or 250 752-7178
1st & 3rd Thursdays ~ 1:30 - 2:30 February 7 & 21
March 7 & March 21 Participant Limit—7
2nd & 4th Thursdays
1:30—3:00 p.m. February 14 & 28
March 14 & 28
Awareness—can we learn practices that inspire us to become more aware of ourselves, others and the world we live in? In a circle of women who support us in this questioning, we will use our curiosity to learn and nurture these practices. One method, among others, we will focus on to start is sound—can it help us become more aware? We will be experimenting with different aspects of sound—chanting, toning, vocalizing, listening to mu-sic, etc. in order to become calmer, peaceful and healthier. More information, Riva West—[email protected] or 250 752-7178.
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YOGA with JILL - MONDAY ‘s 9:15 to 10:15 am & 10:30 to 11:30
and FRIDAY’s 11:45 - 12:45
$5.00 - 752-0543 * * *
HATHA with MARGARET WEDNESDAY 11:00 to 12:15 pm
$6.00 ~ 594-4194
CHAIR YOGA TUESDAYS 12:30 - 1:30
$5.00 per session
MONDAY’S 1:00 p.m.
Come join us and converse in Spanish!
BEGINNERS LINE DANCING Monday 2:30 to 3:15 pm
REGULAR LINE DANCING 3:15 to 4:15 ongoing
No registration required (other than a Seniors’ Centre membership)
Drop in, new dancers welcome anytime
FUN BRIDGE TUESDAYS 9:00 a.m.
Tai Chi/Qi G ng
Wednesdays - 1:00 pm More info: see Flier on Activities Bulletin Board
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HOT DOGS (every 1st) FRIDAY FEBRUARY 1st
CHILI & BISCUIT (every 1st) TUESDAY
FEBRUARY 5th
~ WANTED ~ Used or refurbished
COMPUTER or LAPTOP in good
working condition.
Please call 250
951-6795
DO YOU LIKE MAKING SOUP ? DO YOU LIKE TO COOK ? DO YOU LIKE TO BAKE ?
Our Centre has registered so many new members over the past months and we are very grateful for your interest in our centre. I am sure you have signed up to volunteer in
various positions ...however we are lacking volunteers (who are the back-bone of the centre) in the kitchen where lunches are prepared each day. We are always looking for that ’favourite dish’ you would like to bring and pitch in to help serve/prepare? in the kitchen. We PAY FOR INGREDIENTS … the folks who come to the centre for lunches, coffee/tea and goodies every day are so very appreciative of anything you may wish to bring in that, I am sure, would be a smash!! Call Pat if you want your name on the list … 250 951-1159.
What’a you
think?
Are you up for
another one ?? Every spring the Centre hosts
a GARAGE SALE, RENTING TABLES to any-one who has “stuff” to get rid of. If you would like to see another Sale this year, we are looking for volunteers to pitch in and help organize and/or chair? a committee to get one up and run-ning...month and time to be chosen. We miss Barbara McMahon, our faithful “Silent Auc-tion” organizer. She did such a tremendous job of gathering up valuable items for the sale along with any donated items from centre members.
PLEASE CALL PAT AT 250 951-1159 if you would like to have a hand in helping to get
one going...bring your ideas!!
Our faithful volunteer (Bill Adkins) who mans the
centres website asks that ALL ACTIVITY LEADERS please email the Senior Centre at:
[email protected] ALL changes you wish make to the Centre’s
Activities Calendar...makes his and your life much easier as it’s important info for all those in-volved ...also advise Margaret, our Activities director!
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...you must be a member to participate in any activity at the Centre. We also ask you sign the guest book on the front table each time you come into the Centre; a very important Insurance issue.
Please carry your membership card with you at all times. Thank you from your Board of Directors.
TO WHOM THIS MAY CONCERN A signed First Edition book by IAN RANKIN (grey/blue cover) was left at the Centre by mistake. If you have taken if from the library to read, would you please return to the Centre as soon as possible. It was on loan (can’t remember the title) and must be returned to the owner. Many thanks from Mike Bull (in our kitchen Monday mornings cooking good food! ) 250 752-3946
WALK OFF THE POUNDS!! Tuesday mornings at 9:30 a.m.
Men and women join for an easy exercise class. Good fun and movement! Only $2.00 per class. JOIN US
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hould you have any questions or ideas regarding travel matters during Judy Southern’s absence, please contact
Christiane Kerr at 250 752-4669. The Travel Committee wishes Judy a speedy recovery. During January we had two successful travel presentations from EXPEDIA CRUISESHIP CENTRES and PITMAR TOURS. See the Travel Board for details and brochures. Thank you for attending. We are trying to provide you with as many travel options as possible. ♦ There are still six openings for the musical performance
SHEN YUN in VR Tuesday, March 26th (matinee). Please contact Brittany at ISLAND FEVER, Campbell River at 1-800-874-7937 directly for sign-up (deadline Feb. 15). $199 pp, cheque, $209 pp credit card. Unfortunately, the trip to COME FROM AWAY will not materialize as not enough were interested.
♦ SOUND OF MUSIC on March 31st in Chemainus is now FULL. Please put your name on the WAIT LIST.
♦ The GREAT BEAR CIRCLE TOUR (BC Ferries Vacation) for May/early June has been cancelled due to low interest. We will try again in the fall, when the prices will be lower than in the main tourist season.
♦ SMITH TRANSPORTATION LTD./VANCOUVER ISLAND COACH LINES, Nanaimo, recently acquired the assets of ETA Tours. They are reviewing the programs ETA operat-ed. Will advise you as soon as their program is finalized.
TRAVEL PRESENTATION David Rose of
MILES ZERO TOURS, VICTORIA will speak about their great trips for summer
and fall, 2019. Includes Yukon, Haida Gwaii, Ireland among others, as well as their 2020 Great Canadian Train Tour.
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 28 - 3:00 pm Treats and free coffee/tea
Members who’ve taken their trips have been highly satisfied
EXCITING NEWS !! VICTORIAL ROYALS vs VANCOUVER GIANTS
VICTORIA BUS TRIP SUNDAY, FEB. 24—$50 Includes return bus and taxes per person. Hockey ticket and IMAX/Museum entrance not included. Hockey ticket price TBA as the more expensive tickets will be based on number of peo-ple signing up. The cheaper seats are good seats at $15. You will be phoned as soon as this information is available to us.
• Travel aboard a restroom equipped Hi Way Coach to the Save-On-Foods arena with additional drop offs at CASINO, THE BAY CENTRE, IMAX/ROYAL MUSEUM.
• If you and your friends wish to travel with us, make cheque out in the name of BILL COVE and place in his travel box at the Senior Centre by February 15. Please also put your name on the sign-up sheet on the travel board and indicate whether you want a hockey ticket.
• Coming from Port Alberni, we leave the QB Senior Centre at 10:45 am, picking up at Parksville Drop-in Centre at 11:15 a.m.
• At Ladysmith Tim Hortons 12:15. DROP-OFFS in Victoria: View Royal Casino 1:30, Save-On-Foods Arena, the Bay (1019 Government St.), Irish Linen Store and IMAX./Museum. Depart IMAX/MUSEUM 5:30 pm, pick-up Irish Lin-en Store, then Save-On-Arena at 6:00 pm, then Casino..
• Partial proceeds to AV Hospice Society/Ty Watson House www.albernihospice.ca
CHEMAINUS THEATRECHEMAINUS THEATRECHEMAINUS THEATRE
Sunday, July 28Sunday, July 28Sunday, July 28
Are you interestedAre you interestedAre you interested???
We have PRIME SEATS available for show at 2:00 p-m. at only $59 ...SHOW ONLY, or
THEATRE & BRUNCH $87 We will be car pooling. Please sign up on the Travel Board and indicate whether you want show only or the lunch. Cheques made out to LIZ HINTZ (president of Parksville Drop-In Centre) and place in Bill Coves’ travel box, lasted June 24th.
ARMCHAIR TRAVEL PRESENTATION Willy van Kemenade & Cathie Hagenson, Group
Travel Specialists from Square 1 Travel, will be in the Senior Centre to discuss the trips they have planned for 2019, including sightseeing tours in Canada and abroad, as well as their more active cycling and hiking trips. The travel talk will include a slide presentation, summary of the trips, &the opportunity for questions and answers. Coffee/tea/goodies will be served!
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 12
3:00 pm EVERYONE WELCOME ..
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It was an early start to celebrating ‘Robbie’s birthday’ with the Ramblers playing for a sing-along of favourite Scottish tunes...then the arrival of the Scottish and Country danc-ers and the young people entertaining us
with a variety of Scottish flings and sword dances … the four year old was the “star” of the show! Piper John Reid led the group with Maggie carrying the haggis, Fern on the drum and Margaret wielding the sword to where Bob McWhirter poeti-cally greeted and addressed the Haggis! A wee dram of whis-key for a toast got the crowd ready to enjoy the roast beef/haggis meal. Dancing to the Ramblers Rock ‘n Roll music finished off the evening ...a fun evening for all.
Our friend ROY JONES A few weeks ago, we at the centre said goodbye to Roy, our favourite “facilities guy˝. Roy fought the good fight, so pleasant and up-beat always … never a complaint, only pos-itive thoughts he sent our way. We were fortunate to see Roy at the Christmas Dinner and have a nice visit with him. He is greatly missed here at the Centre … a valuable member on the Board; he participated in so many activities over the years, put his heart and soul into everything he took on. “Missing your write-ups in the local “News˝… rest in peace Roy. “God has you in his keeping, we have you in our hearts.˝
A MEMORIAL GATHERING will be held at the Centre on
Saturday, February 16 at 2:00 p.m. A time to celebrate the life of Roy and to share
fondest memories of a life well lived
Celebrating Robbie Burns
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• Tues., February 5:
Arrowsmith Search and Rescue &
• Nanaimo Lifeline Tues., Feb. 26
Doctor Gerald Thomas of BC Ministry of Health ...speaking on NEW policies of Cannabis.
These “Speaker Series” talks are always at 10:00 a.m. and are always interesting … we learn something new each time ...muffins and coffee is available if you didn’t have time for breakfast. We encourage you to take the time to “come on over”, it makes our volunteer happy AND you happy to know it wasn't a waste of your or Margaret’s time. Watch for March talks in the next newsletter & Feb. listings posted on the easel.
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PLANNED VICTORIA TRIPS 2019
♦ February 24: VICTORIA ROYALS vs VANCOUVER GIANTS, CASINO/THE BAY/IMAX/ROYAL MUESUM (sign on posted sheet)
♦ March 12: SENIORS’ EXPO/CASINO/THE BAY/IMAX/ROYAL MUSEUM (sign-up sheet is posted)
♦ April 30, July 9th, August 20th, October 1st and Novem-ber 26: CASINO/THE BAY/IMAX/ROYAL MUSEUM.
Please mark your calendar if interested
SENIOR’S EXPO VICTORIA SENIOR’S EXPO VICTORIA SENIOR’S EXPO VICTORIA March 12, 2019March 12, 2019March 12, 2019
$50 … cheques to be dated March 1st, 2019 and placed in BILL COVE’S TRAVEL BOX,
by February 1st.There are stops at the Casino, the Bay Centre and IMAX Sign up quickly ...
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After an early start on the ferry and mini bus, we boarded the large coach and headed south. Arriving at the Factory Outlet at Tulalip, we had time for lunch and shopping. Late afternoon we boarded the coach and headed to Warm Beach Camp where we enjoyed a wonderful five course dinner and a special live stage production. The whole evening was fabulous. Friday morning, after a buffet breakfast, we headed to Leavenworth stopping at the Alps Candy Factory. Up-on arriving at Leavenworth, we had time to walk around and see the town. We then headed for our hotel in Wenatchee where we had the evening to ourselves. Saturday, after a leisurely buffet breakfast, we went to Cashmere and the Aplets and Caplets Factory; then on to enjoy a sleigh ride drawn by Belgian Shire horses. Afterwards, we warmed up by the fire enjoying a wonderful hot lunch with hot apple cider. The rest of the day was in Leavenworth where at 5:00 p.m. the lights in the town came on. We then enjoyed a wonderful Bavar-ian dinner before returning to our hotel. Sunday, after breakfast, we headed home. A thorough-ly enjoyable trip and well worth it. Theresa and Bob were wonderful hosts. From Margaret Rothe
LEAVENWORTH at CHRISTMA ~ FOR SALE ~ Excellent quality medium brown Jacket purchased at the Bay. Never worn, in
brand new condition. 70% wool, 20% ny-lon and 10% Cashmere. (roomy Size 8)
Asking $100 OBO.
Call Vivien at 250 752-8340
Better at home Better at home Better at home GROCERY SHOPPING for GROCERY SHOPPING for GROCERY SHOPPING for
local seniors 65+local seniors 65+local seniors 65+
New to Qualicum Beach, Qualicum Bay, Bowser, Coombs/Hilliers.
Every 2nd Friday, 10:00 a.m. to noon. Pick-up at home, then return - service is FREE,
donations appreciated. Call LIZ at :
250 752-2040 for more info.
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ALENTINE TALK’ ~ FIND THE WORDS
1. Heartwarming 2. Tenderhearted 3. Beautiful 4. Moonstruck 5. Affectionate 6. Chocolate 7. Easy to love 8. Valentine 9. Sentimentality 10. Romantic
21. Honey 22.Handsome 23.Cute 24.Hugging 25.Flowers 26.Dear 27.Loving 28.Mushy 29.Dated 30.Blushing
11. Ravishing 12. Treasured 13. Sexy 14. Precious 15. Sweetheart 16. Amorous 17. Kissing 18. Wooed 19. Pretty 20. Special
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cided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a re-placement.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Nu-merals for forty (40) are XL.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name is so he can tell when he’s really in trou-ble.
Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start brag-ging about it.
You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. Ah! Being young is beautiful but be-ing old is comfortable Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth. We never really grow up—we only learn how to act in public. We don’t stop playing because we grow old: we grow old because we stopped playing. Finally a diet plan that really works. It’s called “The Price of Food”. May you always have: Love to share,
Cash to spare and Friends who care. From Yulla: Heaven must be a beautiful place.
Everyone wants to go there but never comes back.
How many 6 (or more) letter words can you make using the letters below. No plurals or ‘ing’ endings.
H U G G I N G G N I H S I V A R
S E N T I M E N T A L I T Y A
B E A U T I F U L T E
T R E A S U R E D E A Y D
K C U R T S N O O M N F H B E
E H G P W D F S L T N S
M O N R A H E E U U A I R
O C I E O R C M S D I P T E
S O V T N H T M H C C R N W
D L O T E E I I I I E E E O
N A L Y A O N T N P C L L
A T X R N D G N G S I A F
H E T A E C E A S Y T O L O V E
S E T O U A M O R O U S U
D E O T O G N I S S I K
W E R T R A E H T E E W S
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ONE WINNER EACH MONTH !! The is hidden on page Name Phone
Thursday, Feb. 14 VALENTINE LUNCH
March - ST. PAT’S
1. John Paterson 2. Tedd Ducker 3. Jillian Bennett 4. Jacqueline Birch 5. Marie Gell 6. Trish Smiley 7. Diane Williams 8. Liz Smith 9. Deb Buxton 10. Phil Kennedy 11. Cathy Stewart 12. Willie Stewart 13. Eileen Pope 14. Bob Kerr 15. Kathleen O’Brien 16. Dianne Cafik 17. Ruth Fitzpatrick
WELCOME! We look forward to “getting to know you” …
18. Georgie Philip 19. Carol Parker 20. Reid Hartsook 21. Liz Hartsook 22. Med Crotteau 23. Sho Miki 24. Doreen Parry 25. Gaetane Royer 26. April Whitmann 27. Sharon Anderson 28. Claire Lightfoot 29. Ebbe Hansen 30. Bernice Hansen 31. Birte Sorensen 32. Christine Sparks 33. Diane Thompson
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President Vice-president Secretary Treasurer Activities Facilities Membership Newsletter History/publicity Special Project TBA Sunshine Past president Kitchen Co-Ord. Administrator Webmaster Travel Co-Ords.
Pat Weber Lorne Tetarenko Lorne Tetarenko Norah Rawcliffe
DIRECTORS Margaret Rothe Ron Walsh Yvonne Jones Lila Greene Johanna Scheepers Pat Weber Lesley Bugden AFFILIATES Win Gaetz Judy Southern Joan Walsh John Ablett Bill Adkins Judy Southern
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BOARD of DIRECTORS
2018/2019
Winner of ‘FIND the LOGO’ Page 4 of the January Newletter
(Come from Away Sunday, March 10…)
WENDY WALKER she is now $25 richer!!
8 I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to repre-sent Valentines Day. When you think about romance, the last thing on your mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at you with a weapon!
MARCH Newsletter Deadline: Tuesday, Feb. 26
752-6489 [email protected]
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♥As Valentine Day approached, I tried to think of an unusual gift for my husband. When I discovered his favourite red plaid pants had a broken zipper, I thought I had the perfect Valen-tine. I had the pants repaired and gift wrapped them. On the package I put on a big red heart on which I printed My Heart Pants for You. I was the surprised one however, when I saw the same Red heart pasted to our former empty but now over-flowing wood box. Wood you be my Valentine?
♥The lingerie shop where my aunt works was crowded with customers looking for Valentine gifts. A young businessman came to the register with a lacy black negligee. My aunt no-ticed the next customer, an elderly farmer was holding a long flannel nightgown and kept looking at the young man’s sexier choice. When it was his turn, he placed the flannel nightgown on the counter. “Would you have anything in black flannel?”
YES, THESE ARE TRUE STORIES !
Ah, trueAh, trueAh, true