1Breast Of BeerOxys Pictorial Oxymania

Brisbane: "A Picture, Its Worth A Thousand Words"

2Preface ToBreast Of Beer

Howdy Dowdy diddle um-day1 again, folks. In this Volume youll bebrought The Breast Of Beer, uncovering in TITillating graphics the Breastly(not beastly) Best of Beer World to the number 28, the Female 28-day cycle oflife which seems to inexplicably immix with Beer and other Spirits. TheFemen, though most note worthy, for the most part wont fully bare theirbreast and concerns here, but elsewhere in this Series.

Me? Im still Oxy (short for Oxymoron), not Peter, Paul & Marys playful little Leatherwing Bat, but aboastfully Sharp (OXY) & admittedly Dull (MORON) bovine eater of hay and haywire. Not anauthor, but a slurpper and parodier of all tasty and/or chewy written and pictorial concepts and itemsthat have a devilish tang of contradiction, conflict, inconsistency, incongruity, irony, DoubleEntendre &/or opinion. Thus, my aim is to figuratively sharply & dully recapitulate, reassembleand/or reanimate such by slurping in & spitting out prime tasty tidbits, at times chewed down,paraphrased, photoshopped and/or edited for fit, flow or flabbergastation, as: "What's the use of agood quotation if you can't change it [Dr. Who]?Indeed Oxymora, especially as elevated and exalted to Oxymania, are mighty magnets fordastardly disagreements -- words, phrases & pictures with internal &/or external contradictions!But beware, the mightier the quip, the tastier the slurp!

Now, now, I, Oxy, do not stand hostage for the quality, obviousness, quip-free nature or actualscholarly classifications of the included items. Thats yours to chew through and muddle over. Somemay be shown here to showcase others and/or for completeness. Enjoy! And please forgive anyimbalances with sexual or worldly innuendos. But, unlike you and my scribe, as a eunuchized Ox, notprovided with a harem to guard and/or udders to suck and chat up, I know little of such matters.Perhaps, that is why I find words & pictures, instead of cows, so TITillating, so sexy . . . . Butt enoughB.S. (or is that O.S.?)! Lets sink our teeth into this moronic meat loaf and get to the jugular of thematter, so all of my vain slurping shall not have been in, or miss the, vein!

And speaking of veins and butts and such, while full disclosure & exposure requires the inclusion ofexposed body parts, for those who crave censorship electronic pasties and/or, hopefully, relevant,interesting and/or amusing overlays have been strategically, yet discreetly applied here in a mostlyPG13 manner.

1From Peter, Paul and Marys Leatherwing Bat, whose "500 Miles" has been identified as being taken from an old RoshHashanah Areshes Sifaseinu Litvish niggun, [Lithuanian Jews religious humming tune], "an oxymoron.

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Breast Of BeerOxy's Pictorial Oxymania Index

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