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Honoring the Past, Teaching the Present, Preparing te FtreTuesday, July 14 Edition

Daily}oing

Craft's Mrs. Crft's Patriot

Campers' Corner

We baied on the hike was canceed because of a torrential rain. We didn't bai for a few spries

Pa r Bar SwiWrten by Jlsn Kais & Kay Cark

t was a goomy mong and the ake was sti unti tswmers disrupted the sience The audaciousswmers where: Jiian, Sebastin, Mr Moore MrHoudey, nd Mr. She.

egan Infanto eped Mr Waace with Power Pot onVoeyba Toament (Gabe Kais )

t h M o nda y a nd Tuesda y as he led " k netic wors hip n T his afeoon, ca m p had had t he a n nual volle yball

rs Cras cass Knetic worship nvoves paricipants to ament Each team ad 8 payers he nmes of

gaging -body movements to express e yrcs beig tems were The Tea Parers nd The Lemon WedgesWhat ensued was a uesome bae n a 3outof5

ngnthony o at ke most about Mrs Cras cass isg abe totl about what we are eg

wnertakea match Lemon Wedges won! Cather No performed exaordariy we as the executive

oday Kng Geor (A Rev Steve Cra) visited the geter

ass and eaed his draconian measures he wa Watzing Cass

poyig agast he Coonists the ew Word, caed Wren b y, Jiian, Grace and Audreyerca he students go to ask Kg George questions t w a very f ed cs We eed the basics o

atii Aeck Asked the Kig, "Can the soldiers whom watzg, which ws the 123 step, the sp, and

u have authorized to ive our houses co d hep us with ish g the box move. We had a eat teacher who w

ur househod chores, d the said you guessed it, No Theresa and her "sistant Hannh There were a otage asked Kg George if he coud say something other peope that showed up, such as Pat, Stephen P., Dan o to any of the Coonists reest, and he answered Audrey, Kay, Hnah, adee, istina, athanieith a resoundig, NO! Maeene G., ouey, Ma, oee, omc,

ean d Kg George t is no wonder the Coonist had to Gabe, Grace, Jiian, Haey, Theresa, Michae, Sara a

care idependence om his y! Aex. We hope to do it aga soon!

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ou tod us to y it, and the verdct is The Capta

merica shield doesn't stop musket balls! We might be

ed of a new spector. It is well craed though We can

l a lot of eor went to making it We ed that NSArveiance camera We might have been bo at nght, but

wasn't last night The red chess pieces keep osing! In

ead of usg Boris Spass, y Kaspers

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ce job cutg tough the red tap to tape the United States

Gls Cab:

Bethel 4

We th the lamb should quit its job as a steam roll

operator. Origam duct-tape owers sprouted out of

sheets over night Isn't at a iferg on your door?

Shouldnt that be down by the beach? Your mal

zen aesthetic tends to give you a minalist score A bonsai ee coud hep The paiotic suckers must be

sugar ee and low fat and chewier than anticipated

The Captain America wash cloth helps to exfoliate, an

we are expectg to see rosy coplections

Score 6.333333333333 .

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merica together Is that what it's come to, duct tape and One spector was sold by the entranceway seer

iling wre? Good job on the tape ag How did you get it but his atention was quicky diveredstad out with no wind The door with the sta on it is a we all dove for e Alond Joys I was a mad rs

at where the imporant people stay? We have it on good scratching and clawg ockg over decorations Woation that Cabi A wa complaig about the clank thin we reorgized things though Theres an oldiig needles aU night Sunday; could it be ue at you sayg " dont care what you say about me, but spel

aly did knit that Afgh ag? If so, we apologize Ths

es to show that you dont have to spend a ot of money to

ake a place look good

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According to Madeliene RiceHCK NORS SAYS (according to Madeliene Rice)

huck Noris built with his own wo hands, the cabi

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ou know how children are aaid of theBoogey Man

y name right! You didnt Guess which ones arespeled wrong Mrs Shirtlif Tape nes on the

headboards is a eat idea, and the sta is gog to

incorporate that so we c keep ack of our own bedts embarassg to jup to a bed that is aeady

occupied We are unfamiliar with the word eedoam

We scratched our heads and puled our har out. Now

some of us are bald! We recoize your exceptiona

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Score 8666666666

The Nure mer Mr. Rce

Heth Tip of the Day:

he Boogey M checks under hs bed for Chuck Norris a at you needed water ome time a

Preent t by hydating equety Drk a chuck Nois and Supean made a bet Whoever ost had

of water before you leave e cafetera each we ther undewe outsde the clothg Guess who

mog, d aer each mea too!st! !!

Submited by Eugene M Long) Poem W H Auden September 1, 1939 the rst four lines readand the pubic ow / what al school chidren e / those to whom evi is done / do evil in re

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t takes many good deeds to bld a good reputation, and only one bad one to lose it. - Bein Fnkl

"One ma with courage makes a majorty. - nrew Jackson

"Liber, when it begins to take root, is a plat of rapid owth. - George Whington

"he whole con is one vt insane asylum and they're leting the worst patients r the place. Rob

W. Welch, Jr.

Whenever you d yourself on the side of the mority, it is time to pause and reect Mrk Twain

he philosophy of the school room in one generation will be the philosophy of goveent in the next.

Abraham Lincoln

There are only to ngs we shold ght for One is the defense of our homes and the oer is the Bill o

Rghts Smedley Butler

# over elds nd woods all day. Under the bed at night sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up ao e re, awaiting to be lled in the mog. hat I?

2 Throw it o the ghest blding, and Ill not bre. But put me n the ocean, ad wi. hat I?

#3 hat can r bt never wals, h a mouth but never t, h a head but never weeps, has a bed bu

never sleeps?

#4 No sooner spoken an broken. hat is it?

# 5 A cerain crme is pnishable if atempted but not pnshable if coied hat is it?

# 6 You use a ife to slice my head d weep beside me when dead. What am I?

#7 I'm the par of e bird at's not e sy 1 can sm n e ocen and yet remain What am I?

#8 I a mother and father, but never br or nurse I'm rely stll, but never wander hat m I?

#9 Tough one! 1 went nto the woods and got it sat down to seek it brought it home with me becaus

couldnt d it. What is it?

#20 weightless, but you ca see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter What ?

nswrs To Monday's Trivia1 Towel 6 ebarrassed skunk, A zebra pted red, a sun-be penguin or a newsp

2. E of Com of Chcken 7 Potage sap

3. Rug 8 Soge

4 A Cod 9 Fe

10 A Con 5 A Nose Pa ge:

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