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Captain Cully
By Peter S. Beagle
Reader’s Theater Edition #38
Adapted for reader’s theater (or readers theatre) by Aaron Shepard fro! Peter S.Beagle’s boo" The ast $ni%orn &i"ing 'e or" *+,8
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PRE&6E7 A !agi%ian on a 94est is aylaid by a band of not:94ite:legendary
o4tlas.
NARRATOR 1: All that S%h!endri%"
the ;agi%ian later re!e!bered of
his ild ride ith the o4tlas<
riding as he as fa%e don a%ross a
saddleborelight and he loo"ed 4p.
NARRATOR 1: They had halted in a
s!all %learing here another ten or
tele !en sat aro4nd a %a!p>re
fretting and gr4!bling.
NARRATOR 2: A fre%"led red:
haired !an dressed in so!ehat
ri%her rags than the rest strode
forard and %alled to the giant.
CAPTAIN CULLY: 7ell ?a%" ho is
it yo4 bring 4ser%e tany
eyes p4shed thro4gh the ring of
!en.
MOLLY GRUE: 6’ll not hae it 4lly
The so4p’s no thi%"er than seat as
it is And ho’s this long lo4t@
NARRATOR 2: She inspe%ted
S%h!endri%" as tho4gh he ere
so!ething she had fo4nd sti%"ing to
the sole of her shoes.
MOLLY GRUE: 6 don’t li"e the loo"
of hi!. Slit his iCard
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NARRATOR 1: She had only !eant
to say either Deasand or DgiCCard
b4t the %oin%iden%e trailed don
S%h!endri%"’s spine li"e et
seaeed.
NARRATOR 2: Fe slid oG ?a%"
?ingly’s horse and sirled his %loa"
ith both hands 4ntil it billoed
feebly.
SCHMENDRICK: (to $) And are
yo4 tr4ly the fa!o4s aptain 4lly of
the greenood boldest of the bold
and freest of the free@
NARRATOR 1: A fe of the o4tlassni%"ered and the o!an groaned.
MOLLY GRUE: 6 "ne it H4t hi!
4lly fro! gills to g4ilt before he
does yo4 the ay the last one did.
CAPTAIN CULLY: (boing pro4dly
to SF;E'IR6J) That a! 6.
(re%iting in erse) DFe ho h4nts !e
for !y head shall >nd a fearf4l foe.B4t he ho see"s !e as a friend
!ay >nd !e friend eno. (nor!ally
again) Fo do yo4 %o!e here sir@
SCHMENDRICK: Kn !y sto!a%h
and 4nintentionally
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%o4rse there as a %ertain i%"ed
"ing . . . .
CAPTAIN CULLY: Faggard rot and
r4in hi! Aye there’s not one here
b4t’s been done rong by old JingFaggard
NARRATOR 1: A s%ore of shaggy
shados hissed assent b4t ;olly
Hr4e’s la4ghter fell li"e hail rattling
and stinging.
MOLLY GRUE: (!o%"ing) ;ayhap
he ill. B4t it on’t be to s4%h
%hattering %raens he’ll pay it. Fis
%astle rots and totters !ore ea%h
day and his !en are too old to
stand 4p in ar!or b4t he’ll r4le
foreer for all aptain 4lly dares.
NARRATOR 2: S%h!endri%" raisedan eyebro and 4lly L4shed
radish:red.
CAPTAIN CULLY: (!4!bling to
SF;E'IR6J) o4 !4st
4nderstand Jing Faggard has this
b4ll<
MOLLY GRUE: (hooting) Ah the
Red B4ll the Red B4ll 6 tell yo4
hat 4lly. After all these years in
the ood ith yo4 6’e %o!e to
thin" the b4ll’s nothing b4t the pet
na!e yo4 gie yo4r on %oardi%e.
6f 6 hear that fable on%e !ore 6’ll go
and don old Faggard !yself and
"no yo4 for a<
CAPTAIN CULLY: (roaring at
;K) Eno4gh 'ot before
strangers
NARRATOR 1: Fe t4gged at his
sord and ;olly opened her ar!s toit still la4ghing. Aro4nd the >re
greasy hands tiddled dagger hilts
and longbos see!ed to string
the!seles.
NARRATOR 2: S%h!endri%" spo"e
4p see"ing to salage 4lly’s
sin"ing anity.
SCHMENDRICK: They re%ite a
ballad of yo4 in !y %o4ntry. 6 forget =4st ho it goes. . . .
CAPTAIN CULLY: (spins to fa%e
hi!) 7hi%h one@
SCHMENDRICK: (ta"en aba%") 6
don’t "no. 6s there !ore than one@
CAPTAIN CULLY: (gloing) Aye
indeed (%alling) 7illie Hentle 7illie
Hentle 7here is the lad@
NARRATOR 1: A s"inny lan":haired
yo4th sha!bled 4p.
CAPTAIN CULLY: (to 7illie) Re%ite
one of !y e5ploits for the
gentle!an. Tell the one abo4t ho
yo4 =oined !y band. 6’e not heard it
sin%e T4esday last.
ILLIE GENTLE: (sighs %lears
throat)
’Tas aptain 4lly %a!e riding
ho!e
-ro! slaying of the "ing’s gay deer
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7hen ho! sho4ld he spy b4t a
pale yo4ng !an
o!e drooping o’er the lea@
D7hat nes hat nes !y pretty
yo4ng !an@
7hat ails ye that ye sigh so deep@
6s it for loss of yo4r lady fair@
Kr are ye b4t s%abbit in yo4r greep@
D6 a! not s%abbit hateer that
!eans
And !y greep is as ell as a greep!ay be
B4t 6 do sigh for !y lady fair
7ho! !y three brothers hae ta"en
fro! !e.
D6 a! aptain 4lly of the seet
greenood
And the !en at !y %all are >er%e
and free.
6f 6 do res%4e yo4r lady fair
7hat seri%e ill ye render !e@
D6f ye do res%4e !y lady fair
6’ll brea" yo4r nose yo4 silly old
go".
B4t she ore an e!erald at herthroat
7hi%h !y three brothers also too".
Then the %aptain has gone to the
three bold thiees
And he’s !ade his sord to shier
and sing.
De !ay "eep the lass b4t 6’ll hae
the stone
-or it’s >t for the %ron of a royal
"ing.
Then it’s three %loa"s oG and it’s
three sords o4t
And it’s three sords histling li"e
the tea.
DBy the faith of !y body says
aptain 4lly
Do4 no shall hae neither the
stone nor she.
(ontin4es re%iting in !i!e)
NARRATOR 2: aptain 4lly ro%"ed
and h4!!ed and parried three
sords ith his forear! for the
re!aining seenteen stanCas
rapt4ro4sly obliio4s to ;olly’s
!o%"ery and the restlessness of his
!en. At last the ballad ended.
SCHMENDRICK: &ery ni%e.
7onderf4l.
CAPTAIN CULLY: Hood 7illie good
boy no re%ite the others. (bea!ing
at SF;E'IR6J) 6 said that there
ere seeral ballads abo4t !e.
There are thirty:one to be e5a%ttho4gh none are in the hild
%olle%tion =4st at present. (s4ddenly
getting e5%ited) o4 o4ldn’t be ;r.
hild hi!self o4ld yo4@ Fe often
goes see"ing ballads
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SCHMENDRICK: 'o. 6’! ery sorry.
Really.
CAPTAIN CULLY: (droops and
sighs) 6t doesn’t !atter. Kne alays
hopes of %o4rse een noed annotated
to hae ariant ersions een to
hae one’s a4thenti%ity do4bted. . . .
7ell ell neer !ind. (to 766E)
Re%ite the other ballads 7illie lad.
o4’ll need the pra%ti%e one day
hen yo4’re >eld:re%orded.
NARRATOR 1: The o4tlas
gr4!bled and s%4Ged "i%"ing at
stones. A oi%e baled fro! a safe
shado
DICK !ANCY: 'ah 7illie tell 4s a
tr4e ballad. Tell 4s one abo4t Robin
Food
CAPTAIN CULLY: (instantly on
g4ard) 7ho said that@
NARRATOR 2: 4lly’s loosenedsord %la%"ed in its sheath as he
t4rned fro! side to side. Fis fa%e
s4ddenly see!ed as pale and eary
as a 4sed le!on drop.
MOLLY GRUE: 6 did. The !en are
bored ith ballads of yo4r braery
aptain darling. Een if yo4 did
rite the! all yo4rself
CAPTAIN CULLY: (in%es) ;olly(loo"s sidelong at SF;E'IR6J
and in a lo orried oi%e to hi!)
They %an still be fol" ballads %an’t
they ;r. hild@ After all<
SCHMENDRICK: 6’! not ;r. hild.
Really 6’! not.
CAPTAIN CULLY: 6 !ean yo4 %an’t
leae epi% eents to the people.
They get eerything rong
NARRATOR 1: An aging rog4e in
tattered elet sl4n" forard.
DICK !ANCY: aptain if e’re to
hae ballads
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MOLLY GRUE: (94ietly
re!e!bering) 6 sent a tapestry to
the =4dging on%e. 6t %a!e in fo4rth.
-ifth. 6t shoed a "night at igil.
Eeryone as doing igils that year.
(starts %rying softly)
NARRATOR 2: S4ddenly she as
s%r4bbing her eyes ith horny
"n4%"les.
MOLLY GRUE: (softly b4t bitterly)
Ia!n yo4 4lly.
CAPTAIN CULLY: (in e5asperation)
7hat 7hat 6s it !y fa4lt yo4 didn’t
"eep 4p ith yo4r eaing@ Kn%eyo4 had yo4r !an yo4 let all yo4r
a%%o!plish!ents go o4 don’t se
or sing any!ore yo4 haen’t
ill4!inated a !an4s%ript in years<
and hat happened to that iola da
ga!ba 6 got yo4@
DICK !ANCY: (brea"ing in) And as
for righting rongs and >ghting for
%iil liberties that sort of thing ito4ldn’t be so bad
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entertained the %o4ntry fol" at the
;idnight arnial. 6t as paltry
!agi% b4t he tho4ght it dierting
eno4gh for s4%h a %re as 4lly’s.
NARRATOR 2: B4t he had =4dgedthe! too easily. They appla4ded his
rings and s%ares his ears f4ll of
gold>sh and a%es ith a proper
politeness b4t itho4t onder.
KGering no tr4e !agi% he dre no
!agi% ba%" fro! the!. And hen a
spell failed he as %lapped =4st as
"indly and a%antly as tho4gh he
had s4%%eeded.
NARRATOR 1: 4lly s!iled
i!patiently and ?a%" ?ingly doCed
b4t it startled the !agi%ian to see
the disappoint!ent in ;olly Hr4e’s
restless eyes.
NARRATOR 2: S4dden anger !ade
hi! la4gh. Fe dropped seen
spinning balls that had been gloing
brighter and brighter as he =4ggled
the! let go all his hated s"ills and
%losed his eyes. Fe !4ttered to the
!agi%
SCHMENDRICK: Io hat yo4 ill.
Io hat yo4 ill.
NARRATOR 1: 6t sighed thro4gh
hi! then beginning so!ehere
se%retlled
and ta4tened li"e a sail and
so!ething !oed !ore s4rely in his
body than he eer had. 6t spo"e ith
his oi%e %o!!anding.
SCHMENDRICK: (lo4dly saying
ith eyes %losed) egends old are
neer done. Shados shrin" before
the s4n.
NARRATOR 1: 7ea" ith poerS%h!endri%" san" to his "nees and
aited to be S%h!endri%" again. Fe
had done so!ething b4t he had no
idea hat it as.
NARRATOR 2: Fe opened his eyes.
;ost of the o4tlas ere %h4%"ling
and tapping their te!ples glad of
the %han%e to !o%" hi!. aptain
4lly had risen an5io4s to
prono4n%e that part of the
entertain!ent ended.
MOLLY GRUE: (in a soft sha"y
oi%e pointing) oo"
(A t4rn to loo" and re!ain froCen
in ae.)
NARRATOR 1: A !an %a!e al"ing
into the %learing. Fe as dressed ingreen b4t for a bron =er"in and a
slanting bron %ap ith a
ood%o%"’s feather in it. Fe as ery
tall too tall for a liing !an. The
great bo sl4ng oer his sho4lder
loo"ed as long as ?a%" ?ingly and his
arros o4ld hae !ade spears or
staes for aptain 4lly.
NARRATOR 2: Ta"ing no noti%e at
all of the still shabby for!s by the
>re he strode thro4gh the night and
anished ith no so4nd of breath or
footfall.
NARRATOR 1: After hi! %a!e
others
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together