CAT Quotes from the life of a cat

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS…

Slap them around with your paws until they knock over that fine china, because you are a cat.

REVENGE IS A DISH BEST SERVED…

Very, very cold. Like, so cold, it burns their throat.

DON’T BE AFRAID TO ASK FOR HELP.

Never ask for help. It makes you look weak. And weak ones are annihilated.

DON’T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU

READ ONLINE.Yes, believe everything, cat videos come from the internet. Something that good can’t come from anything bad.

WORDS WILL NEVER HURT ME.

True. If you scold a cat, they will most likely slap you and maybe even leave you a nasty cat fart.

BE CREATIVE EVERY DAY.

Does scratching you in certain patterns count?

BE A LIGHT TO OTHERS IN DARKNESS

I’m nocturnal, so see you later turds.

CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT

Is that a threat you ding dong?

SHOW SOME LOVEHow about YOU show me some love, like, food.