chitkara mun 2.0 -- volume 2, issue 1

8/3/2019 Chitkara MUN 2.0 -- Volume 2, Issue 1

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N E W S L E T T E R T I T L E


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Everything in the council but the MUNers. The

most talked about council before the start of

MUN -: the HRC (for every reason you can think

of ;) ) didn't quite live up to the expectations. The

council started on quite a quirky note No gross

talks allowed. (As if it would be followed).

Even when the coun-

cil didn't start the

Delegate of U.S.A.s

tryst with her ballets

was already over and

later she was joined

in by the Vice Chair

herself who removed

her ballets too during

the proceedings. The

first debating took

place among the Vice

Chair and the Chair

who mocked eachother (talk about be-

ing passionate judges!). Then later began the

comedy of errors with the Russian Delegate half

sleeping through her roll call. Blame it on thewodka! The Delegate of China bustled up withso much energy that it could have solved an

entire citys power problem and the Delegate of

U.S.A. scared her fellow delegates with her in-

tense gaze!

The speeches turned out to be a great entertain-

ment source; the delegate of India with his

highly accented English looked as if he repre-sented the U.S.A., the Delegate Of Finland

seemed to be The Dude and the delegate of

Philippines: well lets say even guugle would

have been offentic if they would have heardhim! Then there were some delegates who didnt

even open their mouth *viz. *Austria, Iraq, New

Zealand, Cameroon and Monaco. Moreover the

Delegate of Estonia who was sleeping at one

point in the council couldnt even comprehend

some basic instructions. Later

when pornography became the

topic for discussion every dele-

gate (even those sleeping be-

came wide awake) seemed in-terested and was eager to speak

on the "hot" topic so much so

that the Delegate of India semi

promoted pornography! Not to

forget the joke about the Rus-

sian Presidents comparison to a

penis referred to by the Russian

Delegate herself. Later the dele-

gates were blasted for their lack

of preparation and low stan-

dards of debating by the execu-

tive board that were evidently letdown by the efforts the dele-

gates were putting in. Hopefully the debating

s t a n d a r d s w o u l d c h a n g e

for the better and an entertaining debate would

be seen in the days to follow.

Sudeep TandonReporter HRC

VOLUME 2, ISSUE 1

Day 1 (HRC)


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P A G E 3

Day 1 (GA and SC)

R . I . P . ( D O O R Y O U D I E ! )

Today was that first day at Chitkara MUN 2.0 and

GAs sessions rocked as usual. It started off with a

wonderful lecture from the Secretary General, Mr.

Mudit Darbhanga (though I could leave the snoring

sound, oops sorry and no offence.

The chairperson directed the delegated about the

different taboos of the conference like personal

privilege, point of order, and moderated caucus I

still cant recall any hehee..

Mudit ended with the quotation Change is com-

manded, not demanded.

Rajat Jain, the chair was so confused (yeah he

really was) that he had to ask the delegate of Su-

dan if he would like to be at his post. Now it was

time for the delegates to show their hidden talent

(although private talent was forbidden by private

talent you know what I mean ;) )

Delegate of Sudan : danced on shiela ki jawani

showing his own jawani as girls out there were

quiet hot.

Delegate of Somalia accused twice the delegate of

china for internet usage (and the weirdest part is

he considers it a talent some people)

Another performance from the delegates of Iraq,

Argentina, china, Somalia, Colombia together was

there on amplifier which looked more like Singh is

king moves. The most sensation part came when

the auction started for vice chair, rapporteur and

chair, the bidding was totally out of the world like

One Punjabi orange, 2 Cadbury shots, but the

final bid by the delegate of Niger take the auction

material off (symbolically at least, you dirty

minds !!! )

Rajat Jain scolded the delegate of Sudan to stop

dropping stuff (dropping staff mind it, cmon itsnatural)

delegate of china the so called rules breaker.

Malini JainReporter GA

In a rather slow pace, the Security Council kicked

off with opening the speakers list from which many

backed out later, probably because of the stone

faced president. With a rather procedure less begin-

ning and apprehensive council, the slow progres-

sive atmosphere was telling on till 12.

The most happening part of the SC was the 15 at-

tempts the delegates to break into a lunch break.

As was expected, a mystical bond formed between

USA and the chair. Became apparent from the be-

ginning of the session saw frequent requests to

approach the Executive Board. Devoid of any hu-

man emotions whatsoever, the president RohanJain made it clear that he meant business while a

clear coalition between Russia , US, France, and

Iran was visible by the close seating. In a startling

move, France proposed India to provide nuclear

material because of their obviously clean records of

having a flawless security system, with every raising

comment from the president as to the reason for

the name of the country, Islamic republic of ran,

was cheered by all in the council in a rather UNITED

MOTION, Nigeria later recognized US as one of the

energy hungry nation which the US denied in full

pride as always. The day concluded with various

bilateral talks towards the agenda.

Rustam aka RustyReporter HRC


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VOLUME 2, ISSUE 1

Glimpses (GA to be specific as rest of the reporters

were sleeping.) xD

Delegates of Cameroon caught red handed using internet p.s. have

the proof)

Delegate of USA: we are brothersDelegate of Russia : no were not , well never be

Please note: delegate of usa and Russia was none other than our

honorable rajat jain (chairperson) & Krishnan ( vice chair-person)

CHITKARA MUN is in CRISIS of delegates or the EB members were

showing off their debating skills by turning into delegates them-

selves is it??

Russian delegate : you are stupid !!

USAs delegate: so are you !!

USA: I want the delegate of Russia out of the council for 20 min-

utes


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