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Chuckle Corner
I recently took an airline to court after my luggage didn’t turn up... I lost my case. I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage. The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity. Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was. It was a brief case.
Volume 25 Issue 4 October2019
Economic and Community Development Month
http://www.bushhillparkrotary.org.uk/
RI President 2019/20—Mark Malony
RIBI President 2019/20—Donna Wallbank
District Governor 1130—Tony Sharma
Dates for your Diary
Changes will be announced at the club by the President.
October
Wed 2nd Mike Bower - Where we are on Marketing and Membership Thurs 3rd District Meeting Wed 9th Andrew Gaudion - Job Talk Wed 16th Neil Hall - All we want to know about Pensions Fri 18th/Sun 20th—District Conference at Bournemouth Wed 23rd Business Meeting Sat 26th Race Nite at St Pauls Hall Winchmore Hill Wed 30th 5th Wednesday - Malone & Co (Enfield Town)
November Wed 6th Wed 13th Dr Patrick O’Mahony Enfield Charitable Trust Wed 20th Wed 27th
Let Bob know of potential speakers.
October Birthdays
12th—Derek Banks
Forthcoming events
Christmas Collections—Fri 20th and Sat 21st Dec - Enfield Precinct
Christmas Carol Service—Thurs 12th Dec—St Olave’s Church EC3R
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situation, which contacts to be made, what resources are available,
etc. – important questions we tried to find the answers for; of course
all in the context of assessing the needs for the help and support to be
provided. We worked in teams, and team dynamics and team
reflections on the situations were also very important part of the
experience. And all the time new surprises and twists of the situation.
By doing so, we indeed learned and understood a lot. Nevertheless,
we are still far from being trained people that can be deployed
tomorrow - but we are much further than what we could get out of
only listening to talks or reading promotion leaflets.
Sounds all quite serious – and indeed it was an intense weekend.
However, many Rotarians add a fifth question to the 4-way test – Is it
fun? Indeed, it was! Most of us did not know each other from before,
and the individual reasons for signing up for the training were very
different. However, within just a weekend we all became a team of
fellows and friends. I myself, and I am pretty sure all other
participants as well, returned home with a lot of energy and
excitement.
Lutz Bachmann Professor for Molecular Systematics Research group: Frontiers in Evolutionary Zoology
Natural History Museum, University of Oslo
Lutz Beckman, PE of London Centenary is a more than keen supporter of
the Shelterbox scheme, and recently went for a training course to become
a member of a Shelterbox response team. Below is his story
First weekend in September 2019 I had the exciting opportunity to
participate in a ShelterBox training in Enköping, Sweden. During the two
days we not only learned a lot about ShelterBox as a charity organisation
but also about the 'real life' challenges on site that ShelterBox
response teams experience once deployed for need assessment after
disaster.
We were a group of 17 participants from Sweden, Finland, Denmark, and
Norway that had signed up for the training, and we were taken care of by
several experienced ShelterBox 'activists' that provided expertise as
previous members of response teams, fundraisers, organizers, promoters,
you name it. In short, we were taken care of very well. Nevertheless, it
was by far not a weekend in just comfort, as one of the aims of the
training was to better understand the on-site challenges of both the local
people hit by disaster and those that are deployed to assess the needs for
help.
Most of the time we spent with a role game that put us as a response
team in the situation of being deployed after disaster. How is the safety
EVER WONDER WHO DELIVERS THE SHELTERBOXES
FOLLOWING DISASTERS?
Bob’s Banter No.4 October
With my bit , I’m always trying to look forward rather
than talk about what we have done. I think we know
that or hopefully we do.
As in the club you are all ‘learned scholars’ and keep
abreast of the political debacle as at present, I am
sure you watched 'Question Time’ on Thursday 19th
September when a very brave man in the audience, asked the assembled
Politicians etc, on the panel "what they were doing about the huge rise in
young people taking their own lives”. He himself was there on the
Anniversary of his 16 year old Daughter, having taken her own life. It is
the first time, probably, in 2 years, that I have seen a bunch of Politicians
agreeing over a serious matter and proves to me that my cause for this
year is the correct one.
Like other great Charities we will all have been ’touched’ by somebody we
know or somebody 'who knows somebody’.
The big difference with this tragic loss of life is that nobody really knows
what causes it and that leaves or can leave families ‘broken’.
Please help me in my and the Club’s efforts to support CALM.
Christmas is only about 12 weeks away and it is the time of year we can
make a bit of difference as a Club.
Ernie’s collection and Dan’s Raffle are both opportunities for us to collect
some cash to swell the Charity Coffers.
I’m also really looking forward to collecting some Food again for the ‘Food
Bank’. In the past it was always amazing, to me, that the one’s you
thought wouldn’t give were the ones who always gave the most.
Poppy Day will very soon be with us and it is fantastic that we support
this magnificent Charity. I’m really looking forward to attending the
memorial service on behalf of the Club.
Mike Harding is now away, taking a well deserved holiday and getting
away from the stress of dealing with my property matters. In his absence
we need to still be getting our Race Nite tables sold and also thinking
about selling the races and horses. Always a good night and 50 people is
really the bare minimum. It is always easy to leave it to others and as the
Americans say “now is the time to step up to the plate.” To remind you
this is on the 26th of October.
At the next business meeting it will be interesting to see how the planning
for other ‘fund raising activities’ are progressing.
Pres. Bob
A Shropshire village has adopted Rotary’s ‘Purple4Polio’ theme as
they bid to win the Royal Horticultural Society’s (RHS) Britain in
Bloom national competition.
Lying in the north-eastern corner of Shropshire, the picturesque
village of Norton in Hales has a tradition of winning awards in the
county, regional and national ‘Best Kept Village’ categories over
recent years.
Norton in Hales has won the Heart of England in Bloom competition
in the village category several times, and gone on to win at the
national RHS Britain in Bloom level three times, culminating in being
declared the Britain in Bloom ‘Champion of Champions’ in 2015.
This is thanks to a
dedicated team of
volunteers who have
worked hard to produce
colourful displays,
including planting flower
beds and oak barrels
around the village.
Norton-in-Hales C of E
Primary School joined the
Rotary members to plant
crocus corms.
Last year, Norton in Hales won the Heart of England gold medal and
the honour of representing the Midlands in the 2019 national Britain
in Bloom event.
And Rotary’s Purple4Polio campaign lies at the heart of the village’s
bid to win honours this year.
The Norton in Bloom group says they are quietly confident when the
results will be announced in October.
Nigel Passmore, a spokesman for the Norton in Bloom group of
volunteers, said: “Being involved in this competition is part of the
culture of the village.
Time to think CALM
For those of you who missed he
September meeting when Sarah came to
speak to us about The President’s Charity
for this year—CALM - Campaign Against
Living Miserably, here is just a brief
reminder of the Charity’s work.
We are the Campaign Against Living Miserably (CALM) and we’re
leading a movement against suicide, the single biggest killer of men
under the age of 45 in the UK.
Frontline services
Anyone can hit crisis point. We run a free and confidential helpline
and webchat – 7 hours a day, 7 days a week for anyone who needs to
talk about life’s problems. We support those bereaved by
suicide, through the Support After Suicide Partnership (SASP).
Communities
Together we’ll help our boys, our dads, our mums, brothers, sisters,
friends and colleagues. We spread our message and
facilitate supportive spaces in workplaces, universities, pubs, clubs
and prisons across the country – so that people feel empowered to
share their experiences and get the help they need before they reach
the point of crisis.
Campaigns
Everyone has a part to play. We campaign with media partners,
brands and ambassadors to spread awareness of suicide and its
devastating impact with campaigns
like #Project84, #DontBottleItUp and The Best Man Project. We
challenge boring male stereotypes and encourage positive behavioural
change and help-seeking behaviour, using cultural touch points like
art, music, sport and comedy.